The One And Only Heat Thread-6/2

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Post thoughts on Heat here.

 

Never let Jackie color commentate. EVER AGAIN.

 

•Matt Hardy/Justin Credible- OK match. Matt hits an HBK-style elbow drop from the top rope and earns some respect points from me. Ends when Matt hits the Twiost of Fate on Aldo for the 3. I REALLY hope Matt gets away from Jeff, mainly because he'd be a great singles wrestler, IMO.

 

•PLANET STASIAK!!!!/Raven-Meh. Mediocre little match as Raven ends it, countering into the Raven Effect. Would have liked to see PLANET STASIAK!!!! actually win.

 

•TE2 Final Episode stuff. JAKE GOT SCREWED!!!!

 

•Steven Richards/Crash~WWE HARDCORE TITLE~- Richards wins with a Stevie Kick out of the corner. Would have liked to see more hardcore action from both men.

 

•Highlights from Raw's ME. EXCELLENT MATCH.

 

•D'Lo/X-Pac-Nice ending as X_pac counters a top rope dive of some sort into the X Factor. Big Slow comes in and slams D'Lo to the mat, but here comes BRADSHAW! OH MY GODZ!!!! The nWo leaves as Heat closes up.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I thought it was an average Heat.  Not as good as in past weeks, and I sorely missed Raven's incite during many of the matches.  Most of the matches seemed rather predictable since Stasiak, Crash, and Credible never win anyway, thus kind of hurting the excitement.  Hopefully Heat will improve next week.

[Guest Mole]

I didn't watch Heat, because none of the matches look appealing. Plus, D'Lo jobbed to X-Pac, so I refused to watch the most underated guy in WWE loose to a bitchy X-Pac.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

No, PerfectShawn was right to lose to Raven.

[Guest starvenger]

Never let Jackie color commentate. EVER AGAIN.

The sad part is that she's STILL better than Bill Walton, mainly, because she doesn't offer her opinion on EVERYTHING.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I actually missed most of the show because I was watching Invasion of the Animal People (whatever you do, NEVER watch this travesty of a re-edited Swedish '50s monster movie!).  Why was Jacqueline on commentary again? Is Stasiak still Planet Stasiak? I missed the first half of that match.  I actually thought Jacqueline wasn't that absolutely terrible on commentary, though she does need a lot of work (I also missed the ME, so maybe I missed all her worst commentary).

 

CRASH WAS ROBBED!

[Guest]

I only caught parts of the replay, and yes, as I said in another forum, Jackie is truly terrible.

 

(I also missed the ME, so maybe I missed all her worst commentary).

 

Indeed you did. D'lo v. X-Pac--what I saw of it--was fairly decent, but the hideousness of Jackie caused me to go to my fridge to grab a St. Pauli Girl...and I got lost on my way back.

[Guest Kinetic]

Whose bright idea was it to put Jackie on commentary?  As far as incomprehensibility is concerned, that's like throwing one of the Hardys out there.  Heat pretty much sucked this week, as did Velocity.  But the core shows were good and Confidential kicked all sorts of ass, so I'm happy.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Heat pretty much sucked this week, as did Velocity.

What?! Tell me you didn't just say that! Whoa... I didn't even mean for those two to be wrestling phrases either.