Guest Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 justsoyouknow, my personal favorite is going with a friend to pick up girls. Here's what I do...I have my friend go stand in the corner. I go up to the girl and say "You see my friend over there?" and she looks, he gets shy, turns away, you know....then I say, "He want to know if you think I'm cute." It confuses them, but most of the time it works. Do you guys have any particular way that you pick up the ladies? Or do you just walk up to them and say, "Hey. Give me some tit."?
Guest DrEvil Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Nice boobs, fancy a shag? Or seriously, a simple "Hey, how you doin?" If they're worth your time that's all you need. If they're drink whores who'll bleed you dry throughout the night then they'll be cold and bitchy to it.
Guest converge241 Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 the only one ive ever tried is just a simple honest non-cliched one. usually something along the lines of "hi i noticed you and like to buy you a drink , maybe get to know you" not exactly those words but the gist. what works to is to admit the cliche of the whole process. like a "is it too cliche to ask for you number?" stuff like that has worked 9 times out of 10 for me.
Guest Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 "Tell me what kind of man you're looking for, and I'll do my best to affect the demeanor of that type of man."
Guest Kinetic Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 "Tell me what kind of man you're looking for, and I'll do my best to affect the demeanor of that type of man." That's pretty close to what I use. I generally try to pick up on some aspect of their appearance--like their outfit, for instance--and introduce myself with a witty quip about that. Some people have absolutely no sense of humor about themselves, though, so I've gotten into some pretty awkward situations that way. It usually works well enough.
Guest TheDames7 Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 "Hi...listen, I don't mean to bother you or anything but I just wanted to tell you that I think you're absolutely beautiful. I don't want to bother you if you're busy, but what is your name?" Dames - It ALWAYS works
Guest Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 I figured Dames would say, "Hi there. I'm the sexiest man on the SmartMarks board. Do you want to touch my belt?" or something to that effect. Not an insult, Dames, just an attempt at humor.
Guest TheDames7 Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 The key is to come across as confident, compliment yet be humble. Dames
Guest LooseCannon Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 This has been reasonably effective for me, but it's not to be overused. "Pardon me, but you look just like this girl I had a crush on in the fourth grade. You wouldn't be Jenny, would you?"
Guest Some Guy Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 I've used this once on a dare from my friends and it worked for the night. "If I could rearange the Alphabet I'd otu "U" and "I" closer together." The girl thought the line was cute and I hooked up with her that night.
Guest J*ingus Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Somewhat off topic, but justsoyouknow, you mentioned in another thread that you went to Rawlings. Was it the school of that name in Orlando?
Guest J*ingus Posted June 3, 2002 Report Posted June 3, 2002 Oops, sorry. I was a poster called "just another dumb mark" who had the exact same avatar as you. Weird.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted June 9, 2002 Report Posted June 9, 2002 worked: spring break, texas "I hear everything gets bigger in texas, wanna find out?" then i laughed, smiled...she chuckled we danced...had fun that night, hung out and no, i did not get laid, but i had a great time, i still talk with her and will say hi to her when im back in texas...but i have a girl now that i wouldnt trade for anything
Guest Posted June 9, 2002 Report Posted June 9, 2002 look a girl stait in the eyes and say "baby you BUTT looks b!tchen" seriously though, it helps to be honest, and remember girls don't know what they want, half the time they want you to figure it out for them
Guest Posted June 9, 2002 Report Posted June 9, 2002 "Hey bitch, what's your name?" and "Those are some nice shoes, but they'd look better on my shoulders."
Guest Mark4steamboat Posted June 9, 2002 Report Posted June 9, 2002 i will have to remember that Perfect. Im usually joking around but ill walk to up to a girl <in full Boomhauer from King of the Hill mode> and say "Yo" and like hug them and stuff.
Guest TheDames7 Posted June 9, 2002 Report Posted June 9, 2002 I've got a pretty funny story to tell you guys...back before I was the ladies man I was now (HA!), I was horrible with the ladies in high school. Sophmore year: 1996. I tell my best friend Keith that I've come up with a foolproof line to get a girl to start talking to me. He asks what it is with a look on his face like..."this will NEVER work", so I said..."Do I know you from somewhere?". I go on for about 5 minutes about how perfect it is because they'll obviously say no, and then you can just follow it up with something like "oh, you really do look familiar to me...where are you from"....boom, instant conversation. Of course, he dismisses my line as the dumbest thing he's ever heard. I'm walking home that night and I see this attractive girl coming out of a grocery store, really cute. I decided to go up to her and try it out.... "Excuse me, but do I know you from somewhere?".... "Damian?! Oh my god, I haven't seen you in so long? You go to Columbus too!?" Needless to say....I was shocked that I actually DID know this girl. I say to myself..thats got to be a fluke. The next morning, before entering the school, I see another cute girl.....so I head over to her...tap her on the shoulder.. "Excuse me, but do I know you from somewhere?" She looks at me for a second and says...."I think you were in my 5th grade class....you're Damian right?" I've never felt like a bigger idiot. Dames
Guest Mark4steamboat Posted June 9, 2002 Report Posted June 9, 2002 Dames= Pimp of the nation. My friends and i tried the same thing a little while back and this girl said uh No and walked away.
Guest Posted June 11, 2002 Report Posted June 11, 2002 I usually tell a girl there's an ointment now for my condition, but that never seems to work. What am I doing wrong, Dames, the Original and True #1 Ladies' Man?
Guest Posted June 11, 2002 Report Posted June 11, 2002 Do you work for the UPS? 'Cause I could swear you were checkin' out my package.
Guest Posted June 11, 2002 Report Posted June 11, 2002 "Do you want to feel my balls? I shaved them just this morning and they're smooth as silk."
Guest dreamer420 Posted June 11, 2002 Report Posted June 11, 2002 Dames, can you help me out with girls? lol. if you are looking for help with the ladies speak with a girl about your problems. a friend or an ugly chick that you wouldn't go out with will probably do best.
Guest TheDames7 Posted June 11, 2002 Report Posted June 11, 2002 Dames, can you help me out with girls? lol. if you are looking for help with the ladies speak with a girl about your problems. a friend or an ugly chick that you wouldn't go out with will probably do best. He is quite right...I'm good with girls, to a certain extent. They can get you the whole picture.. How did I learn about girls, you ask? Simple...I got to know girls I wasn't attracted to and found out what they were looking for, how girls act, blah blah. Every girl is different though. I still have some shyness problems to overcome, but its all about coming across sincere and *big shock* actually caring. Dames
Guest TheDames7 Posted June 11, 2002 Report Posted June 11, 2002 I usually tell a girl there's an ointment now for my condition, but that never seems to work. What am I doing wrong, Dames, the Original and True #1 Ladies' Man? She probably thinks you have a STD, with good reason. Dames
Guest goodhelmet Posted June 11, 2002 Report Posted June 11, 2002 truth be known the easiest line is "do you want to have sex with me?" there are no pretensions. you know immediately if she wants to fuck you or not and you cut out the BS from the get-go. and if you think that's too crude then simply ask if they are going back to your place. once again, cut through the BS and know where you stand. if you're in it to play games or come across as something that you're not use someone else's line.
Guest Posted June 12, 2002 Report Posted June 12, 2002 She probably thinks you have a STD, with good reason. Oh, how could I have been so stupid? (Bangs hand against own forehead.) Stupid stupid stupid stupid! It's just a little atheletes foot!
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