The OAO Raw Thread 5/1/06

[Hawk 34 0]

Jeez, Maria. Your boyfriend was a professional trainer for 2 years...ask him for some advice on wrestling.

[razazteca 0]

This match needs CATFIGHT vs PUPPIES battle of cliches from the announcers.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Maria wins a match... I'm surprised TSM hasn't went down.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Maria wins a match... I'm surprised TSM hasn't went down.

She's won before.

 

This past "Tribute to the Troops" and teaming with Cena against Edge and Lita.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Tonight, we get Cena vs. Kenny. You just know they are going to do a tired "OMG, They Killed Kenny" joke.

[EricMM 0]

No but I think it temporarily killed that other place.

 

I wonder if the crowd popped for Maria ass or Trish ...

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I want Kenny to win for a week...just to freak out every single person in attendance.

[NoCalMike 0]

Well it's obvious that Cena will be facing the entire Spirit Squad by the time the match ends, so is it possible at all that RVD runs down to help/make the save, and accidently cost Cena the match?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Actually, I think that horrible whiny fake punk sound fits Maria 100x more than who the song was originally supposed to be for, Stacy Kiebler.

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

I say both.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Maria wins a match... I'm surprised TSM hasn't went down.

 

TSM only goes down for Benoit..er..uh..umm..yeah.

[razazteca 0]

If the Spirit Squad won all the belts tonight then the whole internet would shutdown.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

No but I think it temporarily killed that other place.

 

I wonder if the crowd popped for Maria ass or Trish ...

 

I'm sure there was a vocal pop for one and a physical pop for the other.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I dont know if Im gonna be able to take 2 hours of this..

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

Actually, I think that horrible whiny fake punk sound fits Maria 100x more than who the song was originally supposed to be for, Stacy Kiebler.

 

Was it made for Stacy Kiebler???

 

Does she even wrestle that much anymore?? I haven't seen her on Smackdown in a while

[The Amazing Rando 0]

WWE Shopzone should sell Spirit Straws.

[Hawk 34 0]

I love this trio already.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Snitsky's a face now?? Huh? Wha?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

ODD SQUAD!

 

I like this group. Make them a permanent group.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

The Odd Squad!

 

HAHA! Eugene, Goldust and Snitsky!

[Anakin Flair 0]

Is it me, or does that one look kinda like Owen Hart?

 

And was that MAe Young in the front row?

[razazteca 0]

This should be good....I want Goldust to win with the powerslam.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

New Stable!!

 

Meet...the Freaks!

 

 

"One of us, one of us...hehehehehehehe"

[Jaxxson Mayhem 0]

When the hell did Torrie start being from Idaho.

 

 

Forever. I remember King saying something about it a while ago.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

New Stable!!

 

Meet...the Freaks!

 

 

"One of us, one of us...hehehehehehehe"

They just need a manager.

 

What's George "The Animal" Steele doing these days?

[Hawk 34 0]

This is like OVW ATTACKS. All we need is Conway to appear and Punk to debut.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

I'd buy a Spirit Straw. Straws..... WITH SPIRIT! How does that not rule?

[EricMM 0]

It's not my faaaaauult!

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Im waiting for a Bod Squad with Masters, Conway and ..uh..???

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Shortest..hot tag segment... EVAR!