KingPK 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2006 Eh, everyone else does it and MS Word is too boring to look at. As we return to the arena, the house lights have darkened and a quartet of white spotlights shine on the steel cell as it begins to make its descent to the arena floor. Meanwhile, referee Earl Hebner stands at center ring, cradling the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title belt in his arms as a ring hand holds steady the cable that it will be attached to. COLE Well folks, it is now time for our main event. The OAOAST in the past have brought you all sorts of new match types and new variations on old ones and right now, tonight at School's Out, we're about to do it again. Let's take a look at how we got to this point. *LOGO WIPE* [b]AngleMania V April 2nd, 2006 Courtesy: OAOAST Home Entertainment Available Now![/b] [i]Alf stands straight on the top rope as the fans ready their cameras. Alf takes those last breaths before leaping for the FIVE.... STAR..... ALF...... SPLASH!!! *BAM* "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" CABOOSE HE HIT IT!! COLE HE GOT IT!!!! The impact knocks the wind out of Alf slightly and he grabs his ribs, gasping for the precious oxygen he needs to roll over and flop on top of Knight, making sure he hooks the leg as Hebner crawls over to make the count. ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *DING DING* COLE YES!!! IT'S OVER!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!! Hebner hands the belt off to Alfdogg and raises his hand to the crowd. Alf cradles the belt in his arms like a newborn before thrusting it into the air to a blinding sea of flashbulbs. BUFFER LLLLLadies and gentlemen, the winner of this contest.....and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW One and Only Anglesault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the WOOOOOOOOORLLLLLLLLLLLD....AAAAAALFDOGGGGGGGGGG!!!![/i] [b]Living Angleously April 30th, 2006 Courtesy: OAOAST Home Entertainment[/b] [i]Alf picks up Brock, and tosses him into the ring, then hooks the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! However, he releases to deliver a SUPERKICK~! to Rick Heyross, who has jumped up on the apron! PK drills Alf with a clothesline, as Brock once again rolls to the outside. PK sets Alf up for the KNIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111, but Alf slips behind and hits a SUPERKICK~!, sending Knight to the floor, where Brock Ausstin scoops him up... CABOOSE Uh-oh, say goodbye to the French! ...and delivers an F-STUNNER-5 THROUGH THE FRENCH TABLE~!!! COLE All three tables gone, one for each man! As Alf goes to the apron, Brock grabs a chair and BLASTS him over the head with it! COLE And Alf's SKULL leaving an imprint in that chair! COACH And Alf's bleeding too, now! That makes all three in that department, as well! Brock rolls into the ring and watches as Alf crawls towards him, getting a smirk on his face. Brock holds his arms out to the crowd, drawing MASSIVE boos. He smacks Alf a couple times, then holds them out again...but Alf gathers one last burst of energy, grabs Brock's legs, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! to an ENORMOUS pop! COLE Sharpshooter once again, and no one in sight to save Brock Ausstin! Will the third time be the charm? CABOOSE Look at Alf cinch back, look at the look on his face! Brock crawls to the ropes, but Alf pulls him back out to the center! COLE And now they're right back in the middle of the ring! PK slowly starts to crawl back to the ring! COACH Hurry up, Peter! I don't think Brock can hold out much longer! PK reaches the apron, as Brock reaches for the same side, but Alf pulls him back once again! PK just now realizes what is going on, and struggles to pull himself back in, reaching out for Brock! Alf makes one last pull... ...and BROCK TAPS!!! The home crowd of Alf goes BALLISTIC~! *DING DING DING* COACH NO!!! COLE WE HAVE A WINNER! The camera pans directly to PK's bloody face, which has a shocked look on it. He then buries it in his hands on the mat, as Alf releases the hold and the referee raises his hand. BUFFER The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] [b]HeldDOWN~! May 4th, 2006[/b] [i]KNIGHT .....there was just too many variables out of my control in that match. Just like I had no control over Stephen Joseph screwing me out of the title in the first place at AngleMania, I had no control over Brock Ausstin wrapping one hand around his throat while his other hand tapped out. So, that got me to thinking; how I can be assured that I can get one more crack at the title one-on-one with Alfdogg where NOBODY can get involved and we can finally see who is the better man?[/i] [b]HeldDOWN~! May 11th, 2006[/b] (Alf and Knight are face to face in the ring) [i]KNIGHT At School's Out, May 28th....I challenge you to a match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title. But this won't be a normal title match. Alfdogg, I challenge you to a "Stairway to Hell" match! ..... Surrounding us, there will be a 15-foot high cell that will enclose not only the ring, but the entire ringside area as well. Once we are in the ring, the door will be padlocked shut, preventing any escape. In opposite corners of that cell will be a ladder. Why a ladder? Because in the roof of that cell there will be a hole and through that hole there will be a cable...and at the end of that cable will be that (jabbing a finger into the title belt), the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. I think you can figure out how you will get to that title. However, just because you can't win the title on a pinfall or submission, that doesn't mean that they won't count in this match. When one of us scores a pinfall and submission in THIS match, he will have a twenty second head start to begin his climb to the prize. The first man to climb the ladder and take that title into his posession will be the champion. There will be no disqualifications, no countouts...no rules. Nobody can interfere, so there will be no controversy. .... At School's Out, you can walk into that cell and shut me up once and for all. You just better be ready for the absolute brawl of your life....because I sure as hell will be. (As Knight walks up the ramp) ALFDOGG Hey, Knight!! You're on!![/i] *LOGO WIPE* We go back live as the house lights are back up and the cell has settled onto the floor. The title belt is on its hook and ascends to its place 15 feet above center ring right about level with the hole on top of the cage. Meanwhile, two more ring hands prop a folded 10-foot ladder in opposite corners of the cell, securing them to the cell with bungee rope. COLE This is certainly a unique idea that Peter Knight had. Looking at this monstrous structure up close, I'm already cringing at how many ways these two men are about to maim each other. Let's take it up to Michael Buffer for the introductions. Finished with their work, the ring hands jog through the open cell door as the bell rings to get the fans' attention. *DING DING* BUFFER LLLadies and gentlemen, it is now time for our mmmain event of the evening!! "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" CABOOSE This crowd certainly is ready. BUFFER This contest is a Stairway to Hell match and it is for the One and Only Anglesault Thread Heavyweight Championship of the World! (More cheers) In this match, the first man to climb the ladder and retrieve the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title belt that hangs above the ring will be declared the winner. Also, in this contest, if one man scores either a pinfall or a submission on the other he will have a head start of twenty seconds, a count that will be administered by the referee in charge of this match, Earl Hebner (tepid cheers). After that lengthy and confusing explanation, there is only one more thing to ask.....and that is ARE YOU READY? "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Denver, Coloradoooooooo are....you.....RRRRRRRRRREADY? [b]"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"[/b] Then, from the thousands here in the arena to the millions watching at home......LLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO RUMMMBLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! COACH Let's do this! The lights go out.... [i] I've been defeated and brought down[/i] "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" [i]Dropped to my knees when hope ran out The time has come to change my ways......[/i] The blue strobes flash around the entrance as the guitar and drum flourish fills the PA. As the chorus of [i]Metalingus[/i] begins, the challenger bursts through the curtains, a look of determination on his face similar to the one he wore on New Year's Day. BUFFER Introducing first, the challenger. He is a former OAOAST Tag Team, X AND World Heavyweight Champion. Tonight, he looks to recapture the title that he lost nearly two months ago at AngleMania V. He hails from Fall River, Massachusetts and weighs in tonight at two hundred and sixty-five pounds.......PETERRRRRRR KNIIIIIIGHT!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Knight stops at the cell door, which is being held open by referee Nick Patrick, and pulls on the steel fencing, showing that it has some give, but not much. He steps into the cell and slides into the ring, immediately walking to the middle of it and looking up at the prize. CABOOSE Yep, that's what you've wanted to get back, Knight, but you have to go through Alfdogg first. COACH Remember, PK lost two title matches before winning his first world title, so maybe the third time will be a charm again. Alf's got nothing to help him this time; to keep that belt, he's gotta take that man to his breaking point. Knight's music fades and faint cheering ripples through the crowd in anticipation that explodes into a tsunami of cheers and shouts as the opening drums of [i] Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] pound over the PA, signaling the entrance of the champion. COLE Listen to this crowd! CABOOSE How can I not hear them? Alfdogg steps through the curtain, a bit naked without his title belt as he thrusts his arms into the air for the crowd. He pauses to take in the sight before him before fixing his stare at his opponent. Alfdogg simply stands at the top of the ramp and stares at Knight as Buffer makes the introduction. BUFFER And introducing his opponent. He is a former Heartland champion and, nearly two months ago, defeated the man he will face tonight to become the REIGNING and DEFENDING One and Only Anglesault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the WOOOOOOOOOOORLD.......AAAALFDOGGGGGGGGG!!!! COLE Anyone that has followed Alf's long and illustrious career here in the OAOAST knows that he has participated in some of the most brutal and unique matches the wrestling world has seen. He defeated OAOAST legend and sadist Sandman 9000 at AngleMania IV; he defeated Chris Stevens in a Christmas Deathmatch this past December at Climax and tonight, he aims to take down one of the toughest men in the OAOAST in a match so dangerous, it hasn’t been used in FOUR years, the Stairway to Hell match. Alf reaches the cell door and pauses once more. He looks up and through the cage at his belt hanging from the rafters, the ladders in the cell and finally, his opponent, who has leaned forward a bit and gestures with his hands for Alf to bring it. COACH He's scared Cole. He's got a case of the yellow-tail. CABOOSE Alf's just taking this all in. He is in for a hell of a fight tonight so he wants to gather himself. You know the second he steps through that door Knight will be all over him. Alf cracks his knuckles and takes a few deep breaths.......and charges into the cell, sliding under the bottom rope and immediately being met by a series of hard stomps. *DING DING* COLE We're underway! Patrick immediately closes the cell door and one of Denver's finest snaps a large padlock onto the door, cutting off one (and maybe only) possible means of exit. In the ring, Alf has shrugged off Knight's opening flurry and is on his feet, trading punches with the challenger. Knight takes control and backs Alf into the ropes. He shoots him off, but Alf hangs on to the arm and reverses, sending Knight into the ropes. He tries a clothesline, but Knight ducks it and bounces off the ropes again to get a head of steam, but Alf leaps and meets him with a spinning wheel kick that knocks him to the mat. Alf quickly scrambles for a cover.....but Hebner can't even get into position before Knight kicks out. Alf doesn't let up however, dragging Knight up to his feet and rocking him back into the corner with rights. Alf rears back and..... *SLAP* "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Fires off a HUGE chop to Knight's massive chest. *SLAP* "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SLAP* "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SLAP* "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SLAP* "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SLAP* "WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Followed by FIVE more that has the challenger gasping for air. Alf wraps his hand around Knight's throat and chokes him, the camera getting a good close shot of the scene as well as picking up Alf talking some smack as he stares into Knight's face with intensity. ALF You wanna get hardcore? You wanna play in my yard, you son of a bitch? But Knight silences him by gouging his fingers into Alf's eyes. They switch positions and now it's Knight teeing off on the champion with a series of stiff forearms that has his head snapping back violently with each impact. Hebner tries to step in just for Alf's safety, but Knight shoves him away and switches to kicks to Alf's gut. He grabs Alf by the arm and shoots him off the ropes, ducking down as Alf rebounds and pitching him over his shoulder with a back body drop. He quickly covers. 1....but Alf kicks out. COLE Remember, the man that can score a pinfall or submission gets a 20 second head start to go for the title. Obviously both men are trying to get that advantage early, though it would help if there was a ladder in the ring already. CABOOSE These two are just trying to beat the crap out of each other right now the way I see it. Knight drags Alf to his feet and rams his face into the top turnbuckle and buries a series of knees into the champion's gut, doubling him over. Knight backs up a few steps and waits for Alf to stand back upright before charging in and smashing Alf in the sternum and throat with a clothesline. Alf collapses face first to the canvas as a pumped up Knight shouts and slaps his chest, drawing the ire of the capacity crowd. COLE The challenger with a flurry of offense that has the champion in trouble early. COACH This is funny; I thought everyone said Alf would be in his element in this match. Looks like Knight is taking care of bidness so far. Knight steps through the ropes to the floor and walks towards one of the ladders. COLE And now the ladders are about to be put into play. CABOOSE Knight’s got control of this match now, but he of all people should know that Alf isn't out of this yet. Knight detaches one cord from the ladder and drops it to the floor. He goes to work on the second cord......but suddenly a pair of feet flies into the frame, connecting with Knight's back and sending him face first into the ladder! Knight flops to the floor leaving the ladder still attached by one cord. "OHHHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Wha? Where did he come from? CABOOSE I told you. A split screen replay shows Alf running into the corner and quickly scaling the top rope to deliver a missile dropkick down to an unsuspecting Knight on the floor. Back to live action as Alf detaches the ladder from the cage and pushes it over to the floor as he is more interested in the bungee rope which he wraps around Knight's throat as Knight gets to his knees. Knight flails his arms and grabs at the cord around his neck as he gets back to his feet, but Alf keeps a good grip on it as he goes to Knight's side and twists him around by his throat and sends him backfirst into the cold, unforgiving steel fence of the cell. "OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Knight shouts in pain and collapses to his knees holding his back. Alf walks over to the ladder and takes it into his possession, sliding it into the ring and sliding in after it. CABOOSE Looks like Alf's gonna have the first crack at it here. Knight, coughing and gasping for air, uses the apron to prop himself up and sees Alf pick up the ladder once again and stand it upright. He quickly slides in and blindsides Alf with a forearm to the side of the head, knocking Alf into the ropes as the ladder clatters to the apron. Knight quickly picks up the ladder, holding it horizontally, and charges at the champion to jam the top of the ladder into Alf's chest and back him into the corner. Knight props the ladder up and pushes it against Alf, forcing his body weight against it to squeeze Alf in the tight space. Knight bounces off the opposite ropes and charges at Alf again. He leaps....... *CRACK* "OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" And sends all 265 lbs. of his into the ladder with a Stinger splash, sandwiching Alf between the ladder and turnbuckles. Knight stumbles off holding his ribs slightly from the impact while the ladder falls to the mat and Alf crumples in the corner. COLE Peter Knight sacrificing his own body to cause harm to the champion. COACH Knight said he was going to do anything to win, and we just saw a perfect example. Knight shakes his head to clear the cobwebs and pulls the ladder upright, unfolding it and positioning it under the belt before stepping on the bottom rung. CABOOSE Knight's making the first climb. Knight steadily makes his way up, prevented from going quickly by his body weight and gets a few feet off the mat when Alf runs in and grabs his foot, yanking down and pulling Knight to the mat. Knight instinctively tries a clothesline, but Alf drops down and hooks his feet around Knight's leg, putting him off balance and causing him to crash facefirst into the still upright ladder. Knight holds his jaw as he lies on the mat as Alf repositions the ladder and makes his first climb for the belt. COLE Now it's Alf's turn to make the climb. COACH Come on, Knight, stop him. Alf is able to climb a bit more quickly and is nearly halfway up the ladder when Knight reaches up and grabs the back of his pants to stop him. Alf turns so his back is against the ladder and tries to kick the challenger away, but Knight fires off a few punches to the gut and turns around, facing the same direction as Alf and grabbing his wrists. He pulls forward and drops to a sitting position, sending Alf flipping off the ladder and slamming him hard into the mat. He covers. 1...... 2.......shoulder up. Knight grabs Alf by the hair and tosses him to the outside on the other side of the ring. He follows him out and delivers a couple of hard kicks to the gut before grabbing him by the hair again and slamming his face into the ring steps. Knight walks over to the second suspended ladder and loosens one of the bungee ropes from it, walking over and wrapping it around Alf's throat. COACH Now Alf gets a little taste of his own medicine. Knight releases the choke and drops the cord, kneeling down and lifting the ring apron up to dig under the ring and come up with a steel chair. COACH My "moles" in the ring staff told me that eariler today both men were seen putting plenty of weapons under the ring for them to use in this match. Believe me, there's some nasty stuff under there. Knight swings the chair as Alf gets to his feet, but the champion ducks and the chair slams against the ring post causing Knight to drop the chair and shake his hands in pain. Alf bends over and picks up the chair, jabbing it into Knight's gut to double him over before bringing it down across his spine. And again, which leaves Knight on all fours on the floor. COLE Alf focusing on the back of the challenger, the same strategy he used at AngleMania. Alf detaches the other ladder from the cell holding it horizontally, sliding it into the ring so that half is on the mat and half is hanging over the floor. Alf rolls into the ring and stands, looking over to the outside as Knight climbs to a knee. CABOOSE What's he looking for here? Alf charges across the ring and bounces off the ropes, getting a head of steam as he runs back, throws his feet forward and...... *CRACK* "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Dropkicks the ladder, sending it right into Knight's face and causing him to slam into the cell fence before he flops back to the floor. COLE Alfdogg propelling the steel ladder right into the challenger's face. CABOOSE Look, look, he's gonna fly! Alfdogg pulls back on the top rope and slings himself over the tope rope, looking for a plancha.........but he lands right in the arms of the challenger. Knight charges and rams Alf into the ring post......and again......and again before scooping him and slamming him onto the floor. Knight checks to see if he is bleeding (he isn't.....yet) and adjusts the ladder on the apron until it is in the same position that Alf had it minutes ago. Knight backs off a few steps and crouches a bit, waiting for Alf to get back to his feet. Alf stumbles back to his feet, his back to Knight as he shakes his head clear. Just as he turns Knight charges...... *CRACK* "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" And boots the ladder right into Alfdogg's face. COACH Nice! CABOOSE This is a battle of one-uppsmanship right now; whatever one man does, he gets it right back. As Alf holds his face on the floor, Knight gets another chair from under the ring and picks up a bungee cord. He loops the cord through the backing of the chair and walks to the cell wall to loop the cord and secure it so that the chair is basically attached to the fence like the ladders were. COLE Knight's got a plan here, guys. COACH Damn right he does. And it means nothing but pain for the "champion". Knight shoves the ladder into the ring as he passes it and picks up Alf's legs, giving him a boot to the junk for good measure before he drags him along the floor towards the suspended chair. Knight looks behind him before he scoops up Alf's legs so that only his head and shouders touch the floor. COACH Do it! Knight smirks evilly and nods before he falls back, causing Alf to catapult upwards...... *CRACK* And smack his face right into the suspended chair. "OHHHHHHHHH!!" Knight holds onto the legs as Alf flops down, falls back again..... *CRACK* "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" And drives Alf into the chair again. Knight STILL won't release Alf's legs as he comes down again and shakes his head before dropping back a THIRD time..... *CRACK* "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" And sends Alf into the chair once more. COLE Oh, God. THREE times into that suspended chair. Alfdogg might have a serious concussion right now. CABOOSE I think Alf's busted open, guys. Knight pulls Alf up by the hair and, seeing Alf's face, smirks, confirming Caboose's thought. He slams Alf's head into the fencing and grabs a handful of hair, slowly raking Alf's face left and right across the mesh to open the cut up further. He tosses Alf into the corner of the cell and delivers a pair of knees to his gut, following up with a series of kicks that leave Alf in a sitting position with his head slumped against the wall. Knight buries a foot into his throat and tries to squeeze the life out of the champion before putting his boot on Alf's forhead and scraping it against the cut with a Face Wash, repeating the motion three more times before pausing to soak in the boos from the crowd once more. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" COLE Well, we knew that we were going to see some blood in this match and Alfdogg's the first man to provide it. COACH Courtesy of Peter Knight, of course. Knight unhooks the chair and tosses it into the ring before dragging a bloody Alf up and rolling him back in as well. He pulls Alf's face up off the canvas and beckons the cameraman to get close. KNIGHT Here's your champion. Here's your OAOAST "legend". "LET'S GO ALF!" "LET'S GO ALF!" "LET'S GO ALF!" "LET'S GO ALF!" Knight pulls him up and tosses him into the corner, pummeling him with repeated forearms before he picks up the ladder and presses it against him once more. Knight jogs to the opposite corner and readies to charge. COLE Oh no, he did this earlier in the match. Knight runs.... leaps......... *CRACK* "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" But the ladder meets him in mid-air. COLE Ohh, Alfdogg just THREW that ladder at the challenger. That may be a BIG momentum swing. COACH Come on, PK. You still got him. CABOOSE Notice that neither man is even trying to go for a pin or climb the ladder. Each man just wants to completely incapacitate the other right now. Alf rubs his forehead and the red he sees on his hand seems to rejuvinate him. He walks out of the corner and picks up the steel chair. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Look out here; Alf's got the chair now. CABOOSE Like I said, what one man gives, he gets. Alfdogg readies the chair and waits for Knight to woozily get back to his feet. When the challenger turns....... [b]*CRACK*[/b] COLE Ohhhhh!!!!! Ohhh, what a chairshot!! You could hear that impact all over the Rockies. CABOOSE Look at the dent in that chair! Indeed, we see that the seat of the chair is severely dented as Alf drops it to the mat. Alf drags the challenger off the mat and pulls him to the corner, slamming his head into the turnbuckles a few times before he picks up one leg and drapes it on the middle rope, followed by the other to leave Knight in a Shattered Dreams position. CABOOSE What's this? COLE What is Alf doing now? Alf kicks the chair out of the ring.....and picks up the ladder. "OHHHHHH!!!" COACH No. He's not thinking about..... CABOOSE Yes, I do know what Alf's thinking about. Alf holds the ladder like a battering ram and walks to the corner opposite Knight. Knight begins to come to and looks around quizzically, wondering how he got into this position. He looks forward....and sees Alf charging toward him with the ladder. COACH No!! No!! The same words escape Knight's mouth, but Alf's made up his mind already......as he drives the top of the ladder into Knight's gut and groin. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Men all over the world grab their groins in sympathy as Knight lets out a agonizing groan. His eyes start to roll into the back of his head, so he doesn't see Alf back up a few steps, charge....and do it again. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COACH I don't care how much you hate a guy, you do NOT treat another man's junk like that. You just DON'T. Alf loosens Knight's legs from the ropes and he flops facefirst to the mat. Alf rolls him onto his back and goes to his legs, scooping them so that Knight is in a slingshot position, falls back and propels Knight OVER the turnbuckles and causing him to hit the top of the post face first. COLE He hit the post! Knight cleared the turnbuckles and hit the post! CABOOSE And now HE'S bleeding! COACH No! Dammit, this isn't fair! CABOOSE Anything goes, my negro amigo. Knight flops to the canvas as Alf picks up the ladder and sets it under the belt before dropping on top of Knight with a pin. 1........ 2....... 3!!!!!!!-----NO! Shoulder up! Knight barely gets his shoulder up, preventing Alf from getting his head start. However, Alf still gets to his feet and begins the climb. COLE Alf tried to get his 20 second head start, but Knight JUST got his shoulder off the canvas. It would have made things easier, but Knight may be out of it anyway. Alf makes slow but steady progress as Knight uses the ropes to get to his feet. He sees Alfdogg halfway up and stumbles over to the other ladder. He holds it vertically and jabs it at Alf to slow him down and allow Knight to set his ladder up next to Alf's. The Denver crowd rises as one as Knight begins to climb. COLE Two ladders now in play with both men climbing. Who is going to get to the belt? CABOOSE And who is going to feel some extreme pain in a moment? COACH Knight and Alfdogg, in that order. Alf boots at Knight as he gets within reach, but Knight shakes off the blows and continues climbing. Alf switches to fists as the challenger becomes level as both men are about 3/4ths up the ladder at this point, the belt mere feet away from reach. Right from Alf..... Right from Knight..... Right from Alf..... Right from Knight...... Right from Alf.....DUCKED BY KNIGHT!! Knight wraps his arms around Alf's neck and turns so that he's facing the same direction Alf is. COACH Going down! Knight leaps off.....and drives Alf face first into the mat with a cutter off the ladder!!! "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" COLE You could call that a modified Knightmare off the ladder! Oh my word! COACH Now THAT'S a momentum changer. "HO-LY SHIT!!!" "FUC-KIN' SWEET!!!" "HO-LY SHIT!!!" "FUC-KIN' SWEET!!!" "HO-LY SHIT!!!" "FUC-KIN' SWEET!!!" Both men lie on the mat, Alf face up and Knight face down. Neither man is moving very much. "LET'S GO ALF!! COME ON PE-TER!! LET'S GO ALF!! COME ON PE-TER!! LET'S GO ALF!! COME ON PE-TER!! LET'S GO ALF!! COME ON PE-TER!!" COLE Now some of the crowd is pulling for the challenger. COACH They've finally seen the light. Time to jump on the bandwagon of the REAL champion. Knight is the first man to move as he slowly crawls over to Alf and drapes an arm onto him. 1......... 2........ 3!!!!!!!!!!! COACH He got him!! The title is his!! CABOOSE He's gotta climb to get it, dumbass. COACH Yes, but Alf has NO CHANCE to stop him now. BUFFER Peter Knight has scored a pinfall. He now has a 20 second head start. Knight gets to his feet using the ropes once again and shakes his head to clear it. He walks over to the ladders and pushes one over to the mat and making sure it is out of the way. COACH Never mind the spring cleaning job, CLIMB! Hebner's count reaches 10 as Alf rolls around on the mat....and drops to the floor! COLE Alf's on the floor! You might be right Coach. Knight puts his feet on the bottom rung and rests a bit to gather his remaining strength before he makes his climb. Hebner finishes his count and turns his attention to Knight as he makes slow progress towards the belt. CABOOSE Knight may be going slow, but Alf better get his ass in the ring now if he wants this match to continue. Knight passes the halfway point on the ladder and is a few feet from the title belt. He pauses again to catch his breath as his body begins to wear under the strain of the match. "LET'S GO ALF!! COME ON PE-TER!! LET'S GO ALF!! COME ON PE-TER!!" COLE The crowd is still 50/50 for both men as Knight inches closer and closer to the belt he claims he never really lost. CABOOSE What is Alf doing? The cameraman catches Alf's legs sticking out from under the ring. He appears again dragging out a large brown knapsack or backpack which he flings onto the apron and pushes under the bottom rope. COLE Alf's pulled out a bag of some kind. What is in there? COACH Doesn't matter, because Knight is within reaching distance. Knight reaches up and swipes at the belt but only manages to get a fingertip on it. Meanwhile, Alf unzips the bag, reaches in.....and pulls out a long, thin flourescent tube. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" COLE That's a...... CABOOSE No way. COACH Knight's almost got it! Knight climbs a bit higher and reaches up one more time as Alf gets to his feet. Knight grasps the belt..... COACH YES! *CRASH* BUT GETS A LIGHT TUBE SMASHED ACROSS HIS BODY!!!! "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COACH WHAT THE FUCK!? Alf pushes the ladder......and Knight falls off right into the ropes which snaps him back violently to the mat. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" CABOOSE Alf's pulling out ALL the stops tonight! Alf folds up one of the ladders and pushes it out of the ring before he walks over to the bag and picks it up. He tips it over, spilling out it's contents. COLE My God, there's gotta be nearly two dozen light tubes in that bag. COACH He's SICK. That bastard is SICK! CABOOSE No, he'll just do anything in his power to stop a madman like Knight. Alf pulls the other ladder towards the corner of the ring and piles the tubes into a small mound in the center before he drags the challenger to his feet. The crowd once again stands, awaiting what Alf has in mind for him. COLE Alfdogg may be about to put the challenger away for good. Alf grabs Knight's arm and whips him off the ropes. On the rebound, Alf picks him up and a SPINEBUSTAHHHHHHH.....NO! Knight grabs Alf in a front facelock in midair and lands on his feet with the tubes in front of him with Alf standing with his back to them. Knight throws Alf's arm over his head, knees him in the gut and grabs his tights. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" COACH DO IT!!! COLE Knight's gonna suplex him stomach first onto the tubes!! Knight lifts him up......NO, BLOCKED!!! He tries again, but Alf blocks him again and knees him in the gut to loosen Knight's grip. Alf drops down.....AND GIVES THE CHALLENGER A LOW BLOW!!!! "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COACH Dammit, what did his crotch ever do to you? Alf slings Knight's arm over his head, hooks the tights and picks Knight up. He bounces his feet off the top rope to slingshot him over...... down........ *KEEEERASH~!* AND SLINGSHOT SUPLEXES HIM ONTO THE LIGHT TUBES!!!! "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COLE Oh my God. OH MY GOD!! CABOOSE Glass is everywhere! "OAT TOAST RULES!! OAT TOAST RULES!! OAT TOAST RULES!! OAT TOAST RULES!!" COACH Damn.......just......damn. Knight rolls off the now broken tubes and shakes on the mat. Pieces of glass are seen embedded in his back which opens up small cuts all over it. CABOOSE That's a gruesome sight. Alf stands and, with the help of Hebner, sweeps all the broken and unbroken tubes out of the ring. Alf looks over to the ladder and a roar comes up from the crowd (mixed with a small but vocal amount of boos). COLE Alf's got nothing in his way now. Alf walks over to the ladder.....and walks past it. He leans against the ropes and looks up at the ladder, at Knight, and back up at the ladder again. He climbs through the ropes and, after shaking his head and clearing the blood from his eyes, climbs to the top turnbuckle, the same corner where the ladder is. COLE What is he doing? Alf puts his hands on the top of the ladder to steady himself and looks up to the rafters, seemingly asking for some divine help before he hops up......leapfrogging OVER the top of the ladder....... *WHAM* "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" And driving his body into Knight with a Five Star Alf Splash! COACH WHAT!? CABOOSE You have got to be [i]kidding[/i] me! COLE Alfdogg just leapfrogged a ten foot ladder and hit the Five Star Alf Splash on Peter Knight. I have NEVER seen anything like that in my life! Alf flops on top of the challenger for the count. 1.......... 2........ 3!!!!! COLE He got the pin! Now he's got 20 seconds to climb for the gold. CABOOSE I don't even think Knight will be conscious at that point. BUFFER Alfdogg has scored a pinfall. He now has a 20 second head start. Hebner begins his count as Alf stumbles back to his feet using the ropes. The count reaches 6 as Alfdogg begins to drag the ladder he just leapfrogged to the center of the ring. The count is 10 as Alf begins his climb, but Knight is still out of it on the mat. COLE Alf begins the climb, but he only has half of his head start left. CABOOSE Look at Knight, Cole. Hebner can count to 200 and he would still be counting the lights. COACH Get up! Please get up!!! Alf climbs very slowly, every inch of his body hurting from what it has endured in this match. Knight begins to stir as Hebner finishes the count, but Alf is nearly halfway up. COACH He's coming to. Peter, get your ass over there and stop him!!! CABOOSE I think this may be it, guys. Knight's getting up, but Alf is almost there. Alf reaches a hand up, but he is still a few feet away so he starts climbing a few more rungs. The crowd begins to cheer, seeing that Alf is just seconds away from retaining the belt. COACH Knight's crawling!! HURRY UP!!! Alf reaches up again and brushes the bottom of the belt, causing the cable it is attached to to sway slightly. COLE One more rung and Alf has it. Alf steps up one more rung and reaches up.........but suddenly the ladder shakes, almost knocking him off balance. Alf looks down to see Peter Knight on his knees in front of the ladder, shaking it to try and knock Alf off. Alf tries to reach up again, but again Knight shakes the ladder, causing Alf to have to steady himself again. Knight gets to his feet and begins to yank the ladder left and right, actually lifting one side of it off the mat as he does so. COACH Yes!! Knock him off!! COLE Alf is teetering! I don't know if he can stay up there much.....Knight's tipping it!! Knight pulls the ladder to the right, sending it down...... down....... down to the mat. COLE Wait, LOOK AT ALF!! "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" The crowd gasps as Alf is seen hanging from the hole in the cell, the title belt still on it's hook to his left. CABOOSE Alf is hanging [i]fifteen feet[/i] above the ring!! COACH Yes!! Yes!!! He's helpless!! Knight kneels next to the ladder on the mat. He looks through the ropes, assuming that he'll see Alf laying there unconscious....but nothing is there. Puzzled, he looks to the crowd and sees people looking upwards so he looks himself and sees Alf hanging precariously from the hole. His jaw drops slightly in surprise, but the surprise quickly turns to an evil smile. COLE Knight now sees Alf's predicament, and I don't like that smile. COACH What? He knows that he has this match won. Alf's too weak to climb to the top of the cell and a 15 foot fall is going to put him out of it for good. Knight drags the fallen ladder to the other side of the ring.....and hoes to the outside. CABOOSE What's he doing? Just climb the ladder and get the belt. Knight kneels down and lifts up the apron, digging underneath the ring until he comes up with what he was looking for...... ...a glass table. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" COACH YES! His secret weapon! COLE That's.....that's a glass table! What's he got it here for? CABOOSE He should be climbing for the belt! COACH He'll get to that. Knight slides the table in and rolls in after it, picking it up and walking to the middle of the ring. He kicks away a few loose broken lighttubes and unfolds the legs, setting the table up and looking up, making adjustments until the table is right underneath Alf. CABOOSE Oh my..... COACH Table for one. Knight looks up and lets out an evil laugh before he walks back over to the ladder and props it up to the left of the belt. Alf looks behind him and sees the ladder. He waves his feet at it, hoping to hook his legs around it, but all he hits is the belt which spins on it's hook. COLE Knight purposely put the ladder out of Alf's reach, and now he's climbing. COACH He's got it, Cole! The title is going back where it belongs! The crowd boos as Knight begins his climb. As he does so, Alf tries to pull himself up to the top of the cell and makes some progress, getting most of his torso onto the roof and leaving his legs dangling. Knight sees this and begins to climb a bit faster as he reaches the halfway point. COLE Alf's almost pulled himself up, but it may be too late. Knight is taller than Alf, so he doesn't have to climb as high to reach the belt. Knight climbs another rung as Alf swings one leg onto the roof. Knight reaches up, but he is still a bit short. Alf swings his other leg up onto the roof as Knight climbs one more rung, but he is still a bit short as he reaches and slaps at the title belt. CABOOSE Alf's on top of the cell! COACH And Knight's one more rung from glory. Knight climbs one more rung as Alf crawls along the roof around the hole to the left side where Knight is. Knight reaches for the belt and grabs the metal ring........ ....but Alf grabs his hair. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" COACH NO! COLE Alf's stopped the challenger for the time being, but he's still gotta fight him off. Knight nails Alf with a right which Alf returns. Another right from Knight is answered again by Alf. Right by Knight....... Right by Alf...... Right by Knight...... Right by Alf...... HARD right by Knight...... ANOTHER right by Knight...... COACH Knight's got him! Another right......but Alf gouges his eyes!! Alf grabs Knight's head and slams it into the steel bar that helps form the hole. And again!! COLE Knight's teetering on the ladder!! COACH NO!!! One more time into the steel.....and Knight falls down...... down...... down..... *CRASH* AND THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!!!@~!~!~!~!!~ [b]"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"[/b] COLE and COACH OH MY GOD!!!! COACH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [b]"HO-LY SHIT!!!" "FUC-KIN' SWEET!!!" "HO-LY SHIT!!!" "FUC-KIN' SWEET!!!" "HO-LY SHIT!!!" "FUC-KIN' SWEET!!!" "HO-LY SHIT!!!" "FUC-KIN' SWEET!!!" "HO-LY SHIT!!!" "FUC-KIN' SWEET!!!" "HO-LY SHIT!!!" "FUC-KIN' SWEET!!!"[/b] CABOOSE I can't disagree with that sentiment. Alf looks down as Hebner checks on Knight as he convulses on the mat before he looks over to the belt. He sits on the edge of the hole and manages to get his feet onto the ladder. He climbs down a few rungs and makes sure he is steady before reaching over, grabbing the title belt......and ripping it off the hook. COLE It's OVER!!! Thank God, it's over. *DING DING DING* As [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays again, Alf kisses the belt and cradles it in his arms as the door is unlocked and officials storm the ring to check on the challenger. COLE Let's get the official word. BUFFER LLadies and gentlemen, the winner of the match.....and STILL The One and Only Anglesault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLD......AAAAAAAAAAAAAALFDOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" The crowd in the Pepsi Center is on their feet not only cheering the winner, but the absolute insanity they just witnessed. Alf climbs down the ladder and into the arms of Earl Hebner, who takes his arm and raises it to the sea of flashbulbs from the fans. EMTs check on Knight and Alf walks over to look at him. Hebner tries to step in, but Alf waves him off, assuring him that he won't do anything. Alf looks at a bloody and unconscious Knight, over to the belt on his shoulder and back over to Knight before taking a deep breath and raising the belt in the air. COLE Peter Knight said that he was going to do anything to win this match, and there is no question that he did. However, Alfdogg showed that he has the heart of a champion. CABOOSE I swear guys, I've never seen an ending like that in my life. COACH Knight was so close......so goddamn close again. I give Alf his props, but Knight took him to the limit. Alf walks out the cell door and walks up the ramp backwards, still looking at the scene in the ring as a stretcher passes him on the ramp. He continues to walk up the rampway until reaching the top. There, he turns back towards the crowd and raises both arms into the air. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Flashbulbs sparkle off the title belt and the bloody and battered champion as he soaks in the victory. COLE Alfdogg is just taking in the moment after what may have been the greatest victory of his career. We hope to have an update on Peter Knight's condition this Thursday night on HeldDOWN, but until then we thank everyone out there for tuning in to School's Out '06. For Jonathan Coachman and Caboose, I'm Michael Cole. GOODNIGHT from Denver!! [b]Fade to black[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2006 There you go Adam. DEFINITELY the longest match I've ever written. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
