WWE Should Applaud Brian Gerwitz...

[Guest justcoz]

Each week Jim Ross has addressed the internet regarding the WWE's troubles by saying that they realize their fan base isn't happy with the product and they are working diligently to correct the problem but just don't know where to start.

 

Tonight Brian Gerwitz, apparently the new head writer for RAW knew exactly where to begin!

 

People want golden showers and vomiting!!!!!!

 

The saddest thing about this is more than one person in the company thought this was a good idea.  Remember that all of this stuff  is supposedly run by Vince and Stephanie and they apparently nodded their heads in agreement.  Piss and vomit is cutting edge television!!!

 

You just wait, tomorrow when the quarter hour breakdowns come out (btw, is there a reason that none of the wrestling websites can run these numbers anymore with no Monday night wrestling war?) and the piss and the vomit spark the ratings up to a 6.2 Brian Gerwitz will be considered a genius and a savior of WWE!

 

Plus, the storyline with Flair serving as Austin's assistant leads to some entirely new bodily function possibilities.  Austin downs some imported beer prior to the show with some corn on the cob and Flair will have to clean his toilet.  "My God, Flair is cleaning up Stone Cold's diahrea!" quote Jim Ross nevermore.

 

It's allergy season and the Spike Dudley character is getting a little stale.  How about Snot Dudley!  Better yet team him with Tommy Dreamer who affectionately grabs him and licks his snot right.  

 

It says something about a company when piss and vomit get more RAW airtime than Raven, D Lo Brown and hell the return of Shawn Michaels who didn't even get to address the crowd in the WWE's best "This could've really been a mark out moment but we needed time for Bradshaw, pee and puke".

 

I just thought this was bad.  At least Russo could get the undercard over.

[Guest art_vandelay]

Yes, I guess tonight was quite bad.  Toilet humour, security guards which served no purpose at all (was this one done as a joke?), the return of yet another legend in hopes of a ratings spike, rehashing of an old angle (Hardys vs. Taker), and average matches for the most part up and down the card.  At least we've got Heyman's SD to look forward to.

[Guest]

Two things: 1) I watched the show on tape, and 2) I was drunk while watching it.

 

I can look past Austin pissing on Arn, Dreamer's vomit and the women's match and see a very good tag match and a terrific main event. There was some good backstage stuff, too; that is, all the stuff that didn't involve the expulsion of various bodily fluids. The crap was truly awful, but the good stuff was really good, so they kind of balanced each other out.

[Guest Risk]

I think we should all watch RAW drunk.

[Guest]

Here's what I think the reason for the security was:

 

Nash's Big Announcement = Goldberg.

 

It was to trick us into thinking Goldberg was going to show. At least that's what I thought when I saw all that security. I said immediately: "Goldberg's entourage!"

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

Michaels showing up is about 100X better than Goldberg. Hell, he's probably better in the ring right now too.

[Guest]

I think we should all watch RAW drunk.

 

Being trashed helped me get through that women's match, let me tell ya.

[Guest Dangerous A]

Unfortunately I watched the womens match sober and damn was it brutal. I guess since I've pretty much seen every WWE diva practically naked, the value has gone down for me. Drunk or not drunk.

[Guest]

Watching RAW drunk would definitely make things a LOT easier on the psyche...

 

But hey, at least Austin's piss was yellow! Must be that English water or something that made Regal's green last year...

[Guest]

But hey, at least Austin's piss was yellow!

 

It was extremely yellow, too. That boy must eat his vitamins.