Guest RickyChosyu Posted June 29, 2002 Report Posted June 29, 2002 Alright, then Dreamer would be next in line to chose the quote, methinks.
Guest dreamer420 Posted June 29, 2002 Report Posted June 29, 2002 all right here we go: "I'M JOSE CANSACO...I'M JOSE CANSACO!!!!"
Guest DrEvil Posted June 29, 2002 Report Posted June 29, 2002 "Hey, I'm gonna go jerk off into my hand and swish it around in the punch bowl, ya wanna come?" Tromeo & Juliet and I feel dirty for even finding that out. "I'M JOSE CANSACO...I'M JOSE CANSACO!!!!" Liar Liar "You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."
Guest J*ingus Posted June 29, 2002 Report Posted June 29, 2002 The Untouchables. "Can't stop here, this is bat country!"
Guest dreamer420 Posted June 29, 2002 Report Posted June 29, 2002 fear and loathing. "beaver? you mean vagina?"
Guest LooseCannon Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 mallrats? if so: Number 1: They shut my water off. What's it to you? Number 2: How'd you find out about it? You don't drink it. You don't take a bath in it. They wrote you a letter. But then you have to be able to read.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted June 30, 2002 Report Posted June 30, 2002 The "Beaver? You mean vagina?" is most definitely not from Mallrats... Dammit, it sounds familiar, too...
Guest El Hijo Del Lunatic Posted July 1, 2002 Report Posted July 1, 2002 LooseCannon's is from Chinatown, I think. And I'm pretty sure Dreamer's is from The Big Lebowski. If I'm right, here's an easy one that I love: "I just delivered twins to a fifteen year old girl today, and do you know what she said to me?" "I'm a crackwhore that should've made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?" "Close ... but no. She said 'I should've listened to my father.'" "She did not!" "No, but that's what she would've said if she wasn't so doped up." LUNATIC - Pimpin' ho's and clockin' a grip like my name was Dolemite.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted July 1, 2002 Report Posted July 1, 2002 10 Things I Hate About You Hmmm... "When Timmy got home from school, his mom didn't ask 'Timmy, what did you learn in school today?' and Timmy replied 'math, history, and COCKSUCKING.'"
Guest lomasmoney Posted July 1, 2002 Report Posted July 1, 2002 American Booty "I'm gettin pussy no matter what." "Even if with dirty slut!" "True love is what i want the most!" "I just jerked off in your french toast!" It's recent movie.
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 you got me and I don't think anyone else knows it. what is the answer and you get to pick the next quote.
Guest Kingpk Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 I'm guessing either Pooty Tang or Jay & Silent Bob.
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 i'm pretty sure that isn't from jay and silent bob. maybe it is pooty tang
Guest MD2020 Posted July 3, 2002 Report Posted July 3, 2002 I believe the French toast one is from Not Another Teen Movie. If so, I would like to go next: I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like 'em myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.
Guest DrEvil Posted July 4, 2002 Report Posted July 4, 2002 I think your right about another teen movie. Yours was from The Big Sleep. "Very nice. So what is it, *Mr.* Cocksucker now?"
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted July 5, 2002 Report Posted July 5, 2002 Actually, my quote isn't from American Booty. So...HA! Did I stump you? HINT: It stars Dustin Hoffman, about a stand-up comic from the 50's and 60's that was brought up on obscenity charges very often...
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 5, 2002 Report Posted July 5, 2002 lenny? if i'm right then: "two in the box, ready to go, we be fast, and they be slow!"
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted July 5, 2002 Report Posted July 5, 2002 Yes, dreamer, you are right. And your movie was Ghostbusters II, the scene right after they bust the Scolary brothers. Hmmm...now for my quote...I'll carry on DrEvil's: "Very nice. So, what is it, MR. Cocksucker now?"
Guest the pinjockey Posted July 5, 2002 Report Posted July 5, 2002 Hmmm...now for my quote...I'll carry on DrEvil's: "Very nice. So, what is it, MR. Cocksucker now?" Wall Street "That the worst fuckin' head I ever got in my life! Next time don't be so fuckin' eager!"
Guest cabbageboy Posted July 5, 2002 Report Posted July 5, 2002 I may not have this word for word correct but here goes: "All right I said to myself, you're a tough guy. You've been sapped twice, beaten up, pumped full of stuff till you're as crazy as a couple of waltzing mice. Now let's see you do something really tough--like putting your pants on." Whoever got the earlier Big Sleep quote might get this one too.
Guest DrEvil Posted July 5, 2002 Report Posted July 5, 2002 Pinjockey: Natural Born Killers Cabbageboy: Murder My Sweet "Boy, listen to that thunder! God's doing some serious thinkin' tonight. I bet he's saying, On second thought, maybe I shoulda given it all to the monkeys."
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 5, 2002 Report Posted July 5, 2002 lol. i have no idea what that movie is from but that quote is hilarious.
Guest DrEvil Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Guess I stumped ya. That's old Uncle Willy in Demon Knight
Guest welshjerichomark Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 ok try this one "we are going to devote our energies to gardening, sport and other cultural pursuits, in fact we put the goons to sleep, meanwhile WE DIG"
Guest welshjerichomark Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 god i am so sorry. i .killed.this.thread sorry
Guest Raven_Effect01 Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 "we are going to devote our energies to gardening, sport and other cultural pursuits, in fact we put the goons to sleep, meanwhile WE DIG" I don't know that one, you got me there. Anyway, here's mine: "Smells like somebody shit in their cereal. BONG!"
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 10, 2002 Report Posted July 10, 2002 jay and silent bob strike back next quote: "was you daddy a thief? the reason i ask is because it looks like someone stole two fine hams and stuck them down the back of your dress"
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted July 11, 2002 Report Posted July 11, 2002 The Ladies' Man. If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you hvae to learn to fly.
Guest LooseCannon Posted July 11, 2002 Report Posted July 11, 2002 Heathers "My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks."
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