alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2006 THE CHAMP IS HERE! [i]Know Your Role 99[/i] hits and Tha Puerto Rican comes through the curtains as boos fill the arena. COLE And we're ready for a World title defense from Alfdogg, just four days after a Stairway to Hell match with Peter Knight! BUFFER [i]The following match is for the HEAVYWEIGHT championship of the WORLD! It is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds! He is a former THREE-TIME Puerto Rican champion, and recently, he held the OAOAST 24/7 championship, for one full year! Ladies and gentlemen, from San Juan, Puerto Rico, the challenger...THAAAAAAA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COACH And I think it's going to go down as the last mistake Alf made as World champion! PRL slides into the ring, as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg makes his way out. BUFFER [i]And his opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING TWO-TIME OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf makes his way down the aisle and slowly rolls into the ring, where he is immediately jumped by PRL! *DING DING DING* COLE And this match is underway! CABOOSE And unfortunately, I'm going to agree with Coach, I think Alf made a big mistake taking this match! PRL stomps away at Alf, backing him into a corner. He then whips him hard across the ring, and catches him coming out of the corner with a spinning wheel kick! PRL plays to the crowd, before whipping Alf into the ropes, and catching him with a Samoan drop! PRL applauds himself, drawing boos from the crowd, then covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Two-count for PRL, as Alf obviously not 100 percent here tonight, and it looks like you two are right about Alf's decision-making thus far! CABOOSE Maybe so, but I also know what Alf's capable of, and if anyone can pull out the win here, it's the champion of the World. Alf rolls into a corner, where PRL follows him and fires off right hands. PRL then brings Alf out and delivers a Russian legsweep, and drops fists right between the eyes of Alf! After three fistdrops, PRL goes for a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And another kickout by Alf, let's not forget, you heard at the beginning of the match that PRL is a three-time Puerto Rican champion, it was Alf that ended his third and final reign, about 11 months ago almost to the day! PRL whips Alf into the corner once again, and goes for a Stinger splash, but Alf moves out of the way! COLE And possibly an opening for Alf to mount a comeback here! Alf fires off a couple weak right hands, then goes for a suplex. PRL slides behind the back, and delivers a beautiful German suplex! 1... 2... NO! Alf kicks out! COLE It's been all PRL here in the early going! PRL picks Alf up, and gets him in suplex position. COACH Here we go, baby! We're about to crown a new champion! PRL picks Alf up, and delivers a vertical suplex! CABOOSE Looks like the Corporate Trifecta coming up! PRL lays for a second, then rolls through, picks Alf up, and delivers a second suplex! He lays for a second, rolls through once again, and picks Alf up another time, letting the blood rush to his head while doing the "You can't see me" hand gesture, then carries him to the ropes and delivers a slingshot suplex! PRL sits up and applauds himself, drawing boos from the crowd. PRL leans back and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Very arrogant cover by PRL there! COACH He can afford to do that at this point, though, look at Alf! CABOOSE When you've got a chance to be on top of the mountain for the first time in your career, you've got to give it everything, you're not going to get a pinfall like that in a world title match! PRL slowly walks over to the corner and climbs the top rope. COACH Looks like he's going for everything right here, 'Boose! PRL poses on the top rope to boos, then leaps off with the MAD CAPPA CRUSHER 2003~!!!...but Alf rolls out of the way! COLE And Alf JUST able to avoid that one, or we'd be looking at a new champ, I'm sure! The referee begins his count... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Alf sits up, and slowly gets to his feet. PRL follows, and is met with a right hand! Then another! A third! PRL goes to the eyes, and sets up THE ANNEXATION OF PUERTO RICO~!!! However, Alf backdrops out, and as PRL comes back at him, Alf gets a BELLY-YO-BELLY SUPLEX! Alf waits on PRL to get up, and goes for a superkick...but PRL ducks, and delivers the LATIN SLAM~!!! 1... 2... NO!!! Alf gets a shoulder up! COLE No, it's a two-count! COACH I thought that was it! CABOOSE Alf just can't get it going tonight! It's looking more and more like there's going to be a title change right here on HeldDOWN~! PRL goes into a corner, then waits for Alf to sit up. When he does, PRL comes at him with a NECKSNAP~! and the LIGHTNING SHOCK~!!! He picks Alf up slowly, taunting the crowd along the way, and tosses him outside the ring. He follows him out, and whips him into the steel steps! PRL then rolls back into the ring and applauds himself, and the crowd showers him with boos as Alf climbs back into the ring. COACH You're looking at the next champ, guys! PRL slaps Alf as he tries to get to his feet, then pulls his hair in an attempt to pick him up. The referee steps in to reprimand him, allowing Alf to deliver a low blow! COACH Come on, where you at, ref? CABOOSE I don't care what kind of shape you're in, that'll change the tide of any match! Alf delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~! to PRL, then slowly gets up and whips PRL into the corner. He walks in to follow, and delivers CHOPS~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Alf with another chop! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! A third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Alf then sets PRL on the buckles, follows him up, and delivers a SUPERPLEX~! COLE And Alf has finally got it cooking! Alf hops up, and the crowd goes crazy! PRL begs off, but Alf goes in and delivers a snap suplex! Alf then goes to the top rope, as the crowd noise escalates...and comes off for the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 However, PRL brings the knees up, and Alf bounces off and goes flying all the way to the other side of the ring! CABOOSE But all it takes is one little move like that to put a guy like PRL back in the driver's seat! PRL signals the end, and grabs Alf, setting up the CORPORATE NIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111...however, as he starts to perform the move, Thunderkid hops out of the crowd and blasts him over the back with a chair! The referee immediately calls for the bell, disqualifying Alf! *DING DING DING* PRL turns over, and sees TK looking down on him, and immediately starts to beg off! COACH Ho, boy! TK, you really saved Alf's ass tonight! COLE TK has arrived, and you know PRL's cheap shots are fresh in his mind! TK starts to raise the chair in the air, when Vitamin X and the Cuban Wall rush down to the ring! TK meets VX with a shot to the head, then sends a shot to the gut of Wall, and slams the chair across his back! Mr. Boricua slides into the ring and catches one in the back, as well, as Alf uses a belly-to-belly to send VX right over the top to the floor! PRL slides out, as TK and Alf send Wall and Boricua over the top on opposite sides of the ring with stereo clotheslines! COLE And Alf and TK stand in the ring! COACH Alf's not standing all that tall! He better pray to God that PRL NEVER gets a rematch! The LC guys stand in the aisle, as Alf and TK stare them down from the ring. COLE Alf holds on by the skin of his teeth, thanks to TK, but you have to wonder what kind of retaliation the Lightning Crew has in store! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
