HD: Six-man tag, Jumbo squash, backstage segment

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[i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Rick Heyross leads out his team of three...Team Heyross, and the Heartland champion, Brock Ausstin.

COLE
And we're set for more six-man tag team action here on HeldDOWN~!

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[i]The following six-man tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!  Making their way down the aisle, led out by their manager, Rick Heyross...at a combined weight of 785 pounds...introducing first, the duo of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMM
MMMM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i]

COLE
The OAOAST's first-ever Six-Man tag team champions, set to take on a first-time ever trio!

COACH
And I think experience definitely wins out in this match!

[i]Heart-Shaped Box[/i] by Nirvana hits and the Heavenly Rockers' entrance is met with a big pop, and high-pitched squeals from the female contingent.

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[i]Their opponents, at a combined weight of 647 pounds...introducing first, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, the team of SYNTH ESIZER and LOGAN "USHER" MANN, the reigning OAOAST Tag Team champions of the WORLD...the HEAVENLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i]

COACH
And finally, a little respect from the OAOAST brass for Team Heyross, Cole!

COLE
That's right, Coach, because at the Great Angle Bash, it'll be the Heavenly Rockers defending their World tag team championships against Team Heyross!

[i]All Along the Watchtower[/i] by Phil Lesh and Friends hits, and Otaku II is greeted with a warm reception.

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[i]And their partner, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts...OOOOOOOOOOTAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!![/i]

Brock looks out at Otaku with a smirk on his face, as Otaku charges the ring, and gets a double-leg takedown on Brock!

*DING DING DING*

CABOOSE
Here we go, boys!

COLE
All six men battling it out in the ring!

The Heavenly Rockers back Moss and Benjamin into opposite corners with right hands, and Otaku backs Brock into another corner.  A triple Irish whip~! follows, sending the Heyross contingent into one another!  The Heavenly Rockers send Brock out over the top rope with a double clothesline, then join Otaku in a TRIPLE CLOTHESLINE~! of Team Heyross!  Moss and Benjamin quickly retreat and join Brock on the floor.

COLE
And the team of Otaku II and the tag champs looking really good early!

The Rockers dance around the ring, as Otaku motions for Brock to come back into the ring.  Brock still maintains his smirk, though not as widely as it was at the start.

COLE
A little background on Otaku and Brock...it all started at AnglePalooza, when Brock eliminated Otaku from the Lethal Rumble match, and following the elimination, Otaku was none too pleased at Brock's "motions", shall we say, towards his wife, Ayane Mitsui.  The two would wage war headed into AngleMania, where Brock would humiliate Otaku and destroy his father's mask!  Otaku has vowed vengeance, and this is the first time the two have been in the same building since AngleMania!

COACH
When's the kid going to learn to just leave well enough alone?

Logan stands in the corner, as Otaku and Synth step out.  Charlie Moss joins Logan in the ring, and they circle.  

COLE
And it's going to be Charlie Moss, out of Purdue University, starting with Logan "Usher" Mann!

Moss goes to a rear waistlock, and takes Logan down to the mat.  Moss releases the hold, and slaps Logan in the back of the head!

COACH
And look at Charlie toy with Logan right there!

Logan gets up and circles the ring with Moss once again, and the two tie up.  Moss grabs a side headlock, but Logan pushes him off into the ropes.  Logan drops down, then takes Moss down with a drop toe hold!

CABOOSE
Nice move by Logan there!

Logan hops up behind Moss, and waits on him to stand up.  When he does, Logan taps him on the shoulder, then pops him right in the mouth with a left hand!

COLE
And there's that left hand of "Usher" Mann!

Moss rolls into his corner, holding his chin.  He stares at Logan for a couple seconds, before Quentin Benjamin sticks his hand out.  Moss tags him in.

COLE
And now it's Quentin Benjamin, the former Oregon Duck!

Benjamin circles the ring with Logan, then ties up.  He grabs a side headlock.  Logan backs him into the ropes, where he makes a blind tag to Synth.  Synth comes in as Logan pushes Benjamin off, and both Rockers leapfrog Benjamin, then both put their heads down, with Synth standing behind Logan.  Benjamin leaps in the air over Logan and does a front flip, rolling over the back of Synth and coming down on his feet, which draws OOHS and AHHS from the crowd.

COLE
What athleticism!

CABOOSE
Look out, though!

Benjamin stops to celebrate his feat, which allows the Rockers to deliver a double clothesline!  Moss jumps in the ring and is met with one, as well!  Brock Ausstin then jumps into the ring, and delivers a double clothesline of his own, flooring the Rockers and drawing a noticeable pop, when Otaku catches him from across the ring with a spinning wheel kick!  Brock slides out of the ring once again.

COLE
And again, it's the Heavenly Rockers and Otaku standing tall!

COACH
Who's legal in this match?

CABOOSE
I think it's Quentin Benjamin and Synth Esizer.

Benjamin rolls back into the ring, as Moss and Brock climb onto the apron.

COLE
And it looks like that's who the referee is letting back in.

Synth and Benjamin begin to trade blows, with Synth getting the better of the exchange.  Synth backs into the ropes and catches Benjamin with a running forearm, sending him to the mat!  Synth then tags in Otaku, who climbs to the top rope as Synth wrenches Benjamin's arm.  Benjamin begs Otaku off, but to no avail, as Otaku comes down on the arm with a double axhandle!  Otaku then wrenches the arm himself, before picking Benjamin up and slamming him to the mat!  Otaku then drops a leg and covers...

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Kickout!

COLE
First pin attempt of the match gets two for Otaku!

Otaku picks up Benjamin, then wrenches the arm once again, and tags Logan.  Logan goes to the top, and repeats Otaku's move, coming down with an axhandle!  Logan delivers a vertical suplex to Benjamin, then covers...

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Kickout!

Logan hops up and drives an elbow into Benjamin, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes.  Logan puts his head down, and Benjamin hops over and attempts a sunset flip!  Logan hangs on, gets his balance, and sits down...

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Benjamin BRIDGES OUT, then backs up, and hits Logan with a SUPERKICK~! as he comes at him!

COACH
There we go, baby!

COLE
Nice kick by Quentin Benjamin, as the tide appears to have turned in this match!

Benjamin drops to his knees and catches his breath, then tags in Charlie Moss.  Moss comes in and delivers a gutwrench suplex to Logan, then drops a knee to his sternum, and covers...

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Kickout!

COLE
And now it's Logan Mann in trouble, as Moss gets a two-count!

Moss picks up Logan and whips him into the ropes, but Logan ducks a clothesline and grabs Moss around the waist, pushing him into the ropes, then rolling back into a reverse sunset flip!  However, Benjamin is distracting the referee!

COLE
Logan's got a cover, where's the referee?

Benjamin's distraction allows Brock to slip in and drill Logan with a clothesline from behind!

CABOOSE
And what a clothesline from behind by Brock!

COACH
Todd Bertuzzi would have been proud of that one!

Moss picks up Logan, and delivers a belly-to-belly suplex!  Moss then follows Logan over to his corner, where he hits Otaku with a cheap shot!  Otaku steps into the ring, distracting the referee, as Benjamin hops in, and Team Heyross hits the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! on Logan!  Moss covers, as the referee comes around...

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Logan gets a shoulder up!

COLE
Two-count only!

COACH
Come ON, ref!

Moss complains to the referee, to no avail, then lifts Logan up and tags in Brock Ausstin.

COLE
And Brock Ausstin in there now, his first legal action in this match!

Brock backs Logan into the corner, then whips him HARD across the ring, with Logan hitting the buckles with his back and falling straight forward onto the mat!  Brock leans over and slaps Logan in the head a couple times, before lifting him up in a PRESS SLAM~! and tossing him down to the mat!

COLE
And Brock Ausstin, the Heartland champion, showing off that awesome power!

Brock flexes for the crowd, drawing mostly boos, with some applause scattered within.  He then tosses Logan back into the corner, and tags Quentin Benjamin.  Benjamin climbs to the top rope, as Brock bodyslams Logan in the middle of the ring.  Brock then grabs Benjamin, and tosses him off for a ROCKET LAUNCHER~!...

...but Logan gets the knees up!

CABOOSE
Logan better go make a tag here!

Brock stays in the ring, and as the referee tries to get him out, Logan is able to make a tag to Synth!

COLE
Tag made, but the referee didn't see it!

The referee turns around to see Synth going after Benjamin, and forces him back out, as the crowd voices its disapproval.

COACH
Get him out, ref!  No tag!

COLE
Well, there WAS a tag, but thanks to Brock Ausstin, the referee didn't see it!

Benjamin tags Moss back in the ring, and Moss plants Logan with the STO BACKBREAKER~!  Cover...

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NO!  Logan is too close to the ropes and gets a foot out!

COACH
What a coward!

COLE
Coward?  He just saved the match for his team!

Moss pulls Logan out, and goes for the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!  But as he bends over, he's met with the left hand of Logan once again!

COLE
And once again, that big left of Logan Mann meeting the face of Moss!  Now go make a tag, Logan!

Moss makes a tag, to Brock Ausstin, who sets up Logan for a powerbomb!  However, Logan flips over the back, lands over on his feet, then leaps over and tags in Otaku!

CABOOSE
Uh-oh!

COLE
The referee saw that tag!  And here's the matchup we've been waiting for!

Brock tells Otaku to bring it, as Otaku steps in and ducks a clothesline, and starts trading blows with Brock!

COACH
And Otaku's making a mistake here!

Surprisingly, Otaku gets the better of the exchange!

COLE
Maybe not!

COACH
I can't believe it!

Otaku whips Brock into the ropes, and hits him with a double-leg dropkick!  As Brock gets to his feet, Otaku catches him with a Tiger Suplex~!

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NO!  Brock gets loose!

Otaku starts to set up for the BUBBLEGUM CRASH~!!!!!11111, but Quentin Benjamin hits him from behind!  Benjamin goes for a superkick, but Otaku ducks and hits him with one of his own!  Moss then attacks from behind, and goes for an Irish whip.  Otaku reverses, sending Moss into the corner, then catches him with a hurricanrana!...but Moss blocks it, and hooks the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!

CABOOSE
Wow, what a counter by Moss!

Moss sits back, but Synth slides into the ring and plants Moss with the PERCUSSION~!!!111

COLE
Synth with the Percussion!

The referee forces Synth out of the ring.

COLE
The legal men are still Brock and Otaku!

Brock picks up Otaku, and sets up the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111...but Otaku rolls backwards, rolling Brock into a crucifix!

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COACH
NO!!!

COLE
HE DID IT!  Otaku II has pinned Brock Ausstin!

*DING DING DING*

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[i]The winners of the match...the team of THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS and OOOOOOOTAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!![/i]

CABOOSE
I think this has got to be an upset, when you consider that Brock and Team Heyross were the first Six-Man tag champs!

The Heavenly Rockers congratulate Otaku as he raises his hands high in the air out in the aisle, with Brock looking out at him, a look of shock replacing his previous smirk.

COLE
And you've got to wonder, is it time to worry if you're Brock Ausstin?  This could earn Otaku his chance, one-on-one, at the Great Angle Bash!

 

[i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits and Jumbo comes strutting through the curtains to a nice pop.  He high fives the fans as he makes his way down the aisle.

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[i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall!  Making his way down the aisle, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i]

Jumbo gets into the ring and performs some dance steps.

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[i]His opponent, already in the ring!  Hailing from Tupelo, Mississippi, and weighing in at 249 pounds...Keith Jackson![/i]

*DING DING DING*

Keith Jackson comes at Jumbo, and locks up with him.  Jumbo tosses him right off into his corner.  Jackson goes right back in and attempts to slam the big man.

COLE
Forget it!

Jumbo looks out at the crowd and smiles as Jackson continues his slam attempts, then picks Jackson up and delivers a slam of his own!

COACH
Well, you've got to give the guy credit, he keeps coming!

Jackson throws a dropkick at Jumbo, making him stagger backwards.

CABOOSE
Hey,  nice dropkick!

Jackson gets up and celebrates his feat, then turns around to be met with a dropkick himself!

COLE
And how about THAT for a nice dropkick?

Jumbo struts across the ring, then walks over to Jackson and delivers forearms to the back.  He then whips him into the corner and follows him in with an avalanche!  Jumbo lifts Jackson onto the top rope, then climbs up to the second rope, and delivers a superplex!  Jumbo then gets up, backs into the ropes, and delivers the XL SPLASH~!!!

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*DING DING DING*

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[i]Here is your winner...JUMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i]

COLE
Nice showing from Jumbo tonight!

The referee raises Jumbo's hand as he climbs out of the ring, then Jumbo jumps to the floor and slaps hands with the fans.

COLE
Right now, let's go back to Josh!

 

Later in the show, but not right after this match.

 

Josh Matthews is standing backstage.

JOSH
Thanks, guys, I've got a big match announcement for next week's HeldDOWN~!  I've just received word from the commish's office, next week, right here on HeldDOWN~!, a twenty-man, over-the-top-rope battle royal will take place!  But this isn't just any battle royal, the winner of this battle royal will receive a shot at the OAOAST World Heavyweight championship at the Great Angle Bash!  Unfortunately, the commish didn't reveal any of the participants in this match...

Jumbo walks past with his bathroom bag on the way to the shower.  Josh stops him, causing him to drop his bag.

JOSH
Jumbo, can I get some comments on the battle royal next week?

JUMBO
Not now, can't you see I'm getting ready to shower?

Jumbo picks up everything, as they both stand back up.

JOSH
But Jumbo, aren't bodywashes for ladies?

JUMBO
...you'd know!

Jumbo finishes his trip to the shower as the crowd laughs.

JOSH
Well, it looks like I'm not going to have any luck getting an answer from Jumbo.  I'll have more info as it comes.  Let's go back out to Sofa Central!