Men's room etiquette

[Guest swan]

Don't touch me.

Don't talk to me.

Don't piss next to me.

Don't make eye contact with me.

 

LOL, I could go on.

[Guest hardyz1]

Test Your Urinal Etiquitte

[Guest One Bad Apple]

Listen, if someone wants to look over at what you have at a urinal, just listen to my buddy Justified Asshole as he deals with that jerk, Creepy Creep!

 

 

 

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[ Creepy Creep and Justified Asshole arrive at two adjacent urinals at the same time. Unfortunately, what was supposed to be a pleasant bout of making wee-wee turns into something else ... before it even starts! ]

 

JUSTIFIED ASSHOLE:

What th— are you looking at my business piece, weirdo?

 

CREEPY CREEP:

Yep.

 

JUSTIFIED ASSHOLE:

Why?

 

CREEPY CREEP:

Yep.

 

JUSTIFIED ASSHOLE:

Oh, I get it ... you're one of them "homos" I heard about on the television.

 

CREEPY CREEP:

Better believe it.

 

JUSTIFIED ASSHOLE:

Hey ... "homo" ... how about we make a little deal, 'kay?

 

CREEPY CREEP:

As long as I get what I want. *licks lips*

 

JUSTIFIED ASSHOLE:

See, here's the deal ... I can't give you this ... *points to hoo-ho* ... but I can give what's inside.

 

[ All of a sudden, Asshole aims his hoo-ho straight at Creepy's watchful eye! ]

 

CREEPY CREEP:

Huh? Wait ... I have to bend over first!

 

[ He lets it rip! ]

 

CREEPY CREEP:

Oh! My eye! I don't think that's good for my eye!

 

JUSTIFIED ASSHOLE:

Here, take this pill! It will ... *snicker!* ... make it all better.

 

CREEPY CREEP:

It isn't cyanide or something, is it?

 

JUSTIFIED ASSHOLE:

Try it and see.

 

CREEPY CREEP:

If you say s— oh! It is cyanide! I'm done for! *croak!*

 

JUSTIFIED ASSHOLE:

Eat that ... old fag.

 

[ Goodnight, everybody! ]

[Guest One Bad Apple]

Yeah, that always worries me.  I think "Am I supposed to be pissing in this?  If someone comes in and sees me pissing in this, will there be trouble?"

That was brilliant.

 

fuck it, dude, if they check the schlong it's cool, I am proud and shit.  But if they hit on you, it's fag bashing time.

 

--Rob

I don't even make myself laugh that hard sometimes.