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Cut to the ring, where [i]Mama Said Knock You Out[/i] is playing, and Leon Rodez climbs into the ring, joining nineteen other competitors.

COLE
And we're set for a battle royal, twenty men, including Leon Rodez, competing for a shot at the OAOAST World championship at the Great Angle Bash!

BUFFER
[i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, the following contest is a twenty-man, over-the-top-rope battle royal!  The winner will go on to the Great Angle Bash, with a shot at the Heavyweight championship of the WORLD!  Introducing the participants...introducing, CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i]

*crowd boos as Team Heyross taunts the crowd.*

[i]ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGELUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i]

*crowd cheers, as Angelus raises a fist in the air.*

[i]RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i]

*crowd boos, as Reject jumps on the buckle and poses with his arms outstretched.*

[i]BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOTH!!!!![/i]

*crowd cheers as Bo raises his hands and yells out to the crowd.*

[i]GUNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHHHHHHHHARPSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i]

*crowd boos as Gunner gives the "FU" gesture with his arms.*

[i]COLOMBIAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!!!!![/i]

*crowd cheers, as Heat throws up the "W".*

[i]GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBRRRRRRRRRRRALTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i]

*crowd boos, as Saint Andrew stands on the buckles and points down at his charge.*

[i]JUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i]

*crowd cheers, as Jumbo struts across the ring and raises his hands.*

[i]VITAMIN X and CUBAN WALL, the team of BRAINS and BRRRRRRRRRAWWWWWWWWWWNNN!!!!![/i]

*crowd boos, as VX and Wall raise their arms in the air.*

[i]The MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD CAPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i]

*crowd cheers, as Cappa poses on the buckles.*

[i]CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYSSSSSSSSTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!![/i]

*crowd boos, as Crystal taunts them.*

[i]MIKE GUERRIEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i]

*crowd cheers, as Mike raises his arms in the air.*

[i]CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSSSTIAN WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIGHT!!!!![/i]

*crowd boos as Wright holds his arms out and spins around.*

[i]OTAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!![/i]

*crowd pops for Otaku, who raises his arms on the buckles.  The camera pans over to Brock looking at him.*

[i]BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUCCCCCCCCCCCCEEE BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLANK!!!!![/i]

*crowd showers Blank with loud boos, as he flexes his muscles.*

[i]SSSSSSSSSSSSSPANISHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!![/i]

*Fly poses on the buckles and the crowd cheers.*

[i]BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i]

*Brock gets a mixture of cheers and boos as he does his dance and raises his hands.*

[i]And LLLLLLLLEONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!![/i]

Crowd pops big for Leon, who gets popped from behind by Wright as he poses!

*DING DING DING*

COACH
And this baby's underway!

The mass of bodies begin to slug it out, as Charlie Moss joins Christian Wright in double-teaming Leon Rodez.  Gibraltar delivers the CHOKEBREAKER~!!!!! to The Mad Cappa, as Moss and Wright attempt to dump Rodez!

COLE
And Leon could be gone early here!

However, Mike Guerriero comes to his aid, hammering Moss from behind.  Meanwhile, the massive Gibraltar pitches The Mad Cappa to the floor!

COLE
We got one gone already!

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1st elimination: The Mad Cappa
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Gibraltar
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*instant replay*

COACH
You can see Gibraltar with the ChokeBreaker first, and then, the elimination is academic!

Brock Ausstin nails Gibraltar from behind, and Bohemoth joins in, as the two both hammer Gibraltar!

COLE
And they're focusing on the big man early!  Listen to this crowd!

The crowd noise escalates, as Bruce Blank comes off the top and jumps on Gibraltar's back!  Brock and Bo back off, as Blank rakes the eyes of Gibraltar!  Team Heyross double-teams Colombian Heat in a separate corner, as Spanish Fly delivers a dropkick to Gibraltar, which doesn't even budge him!  Gibraltar delivers a big chop to Bo which sends him right to the mat!  He then headbutts Reject to the mat!  Jumbo gets a running start, and delivers his own dropkick to Gibraltar, but it only sends him into the ropes!

COACH
Wow, this guy is awesome!  A dropkick from a 440-pounder, and he stays on his feet!

Fly charges Gibraltar at the ropes and leaps in the air, but Gibraltar catches him by the waist with both hands, and directs him back over the top down to the floor!

COLE
Look at that!

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2nd elimination: Spanish Fly
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Gibraltar
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However, this allows Brock and Bo to come up from behind and position Gibraltar on the ropes  Bo grabs both legs, as Brock hooks an arm!

COLE
And now the big mountain is hanging on for his life!

Jumbo jumps in the middle, and Quentin Benjamin ducks under the ropes and grabs the big man by his hair!  Otaku charges and splashes into him!

COACH
And he's still hanging on!

Wright flies in with a double axhandle!

COLE
Another try, with no luck!

Leon Rodez backs into the ropes, then runs and jumps into the pile...and FINALLY Gibraltar is sent to the floor!!!

COLE
And finally, they're able to get the gargantuan out of there!

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3rd elimination: Gibraltar
eliminated: Spanish Fly, The Mad Cappa
eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin, Bohemoth, Jumbo, Brock Ausstin, Leon Rodez
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COACH
The big guy let his guard down, and it allowed Brock and Bo to take advantage!

Leon starts to celebrate his feat, but is caught with a big foot to the face from Gunner Sharps!  Angelus works over Vitamin X, and plants him with a DDT!  Otaku II and Christian Wright do battle on one side of the ring, as Bohemoth attempts to fight off both members of Team Heyross.  Jumbo comes over to help out Bo, and they deliver stereo clotheslines to Team Heyross!

COLE
A little teamwork there from Jumbo and Bohemoth!

Jumbo holds up his hands for a high ten, and Bo accepts, then grips Jumbo's hand for a handshake, before pulling him in for a SPINEBUSTER!

COACH
Ah, but it's only temporary!

Gunner Sharps holds back Mike Guerriero, as Crystal lays in chops.  Meanwhile, Leon is perched on the ropes by Christian Wright!

COLE
And Leon could be close here!

COACH
C'mon, Christian!  Push!

Rodez goes to the apron and scoots back in, as VX and Wall double-team Angelus, flooring him with a double clothesline, before Colombian Heat interjects and goes to work on VX.

COLE
Lot of action to call in these battle royals, so just try to bear with us here...

Angelus pulls himself up with the ropes, then quickly ducks as Wall charges with a big boot.  Wall straddles himself on the top rope, and the STARCROSSER~! sends him to the floor!

COLE
And the Cuban Wall has been eliminated!  So he won't be facing Alfdogg at the Great Angle Bash!

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4th elimination: Cuban Wall
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Angelus
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COLE
Still 15 men to be eliminated, before we find out who will fill the other half of the main event at the Great Angle Bash!

Team Heyross delivers a double suplex to Gunner Sharps, as Otaku and Guerriero join forces in attempt to eliminate Crystal!

COACH
Hang on, baby girl!

COLE
:rolleyes:

Bruce Blank delivers a low blow to Otaku, and Crystal is able to slide down, then delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX~! to Guerriero!

COLE
And a nice suplex there by Crystal!

Team Heyross scoop up Gunner once again, and deliver the DOUBLE GOOZLE~!  Team Heyross celebrates their feat, then Crystal dropkicks Charlie Moss from behind, sending him over the top to the floor!

COLE
And one half of Team Heyross is gone!

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5th elimination: Charlie Moss
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Crystal
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Crystal revives Gunner, and they go to work on Jumbo.  Mike Guerriero hammers away on Reject, as Bohemoth stalks Christian Wright, who begs off.

COACH
Uh-oh!

COLE
And look at this, former associates possibly ready to go at it here!

Wright ducks down in the corner, as Gunner delivers a clothesline to Jumbo.  Bo attempts to pull Wright out of the corner, but is jumped from behind by Gunner.

COACH
Good!  Get him, Gunner!

Brock tries to eliminate Angelus!

COLE
And Angelus in trouble at the hands of Brock Ausstin!

Angelus struggles, then goes to the eyes to save himself.  Crystal attacks Leon Rodez from behind, as Mike Guerriero sets up Reject for the FINAL JUDGMENT~!!!  However, Reject slips over the back, spins Guerriero around, and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111

COLE
EULOGY by Reject, on Mike Guerriero!

COACH
Say goodbye, Mike!

COLE
Goodbye!

COACH
Not you, stupid!

Reject picks up Guerriero and pitches him to the floor!

COLE
And Mike Guerriero has been eliminated!

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6th elimination: Mike Guerriero
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Reject
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The camera cuts wide just in time to catch Bohemoth backdropping Gunner Sharps to the floor!

COACH
Who went out right there?

The camera pans to the floor, as Gunner is on one knee looking up at Bo.

COACH
Aw, man!

COLE
And Gunner Sharps eliminated!

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7th elimination: Gunner Sharps
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Bohemoth
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Bo then grabs Wright from behind, and carries him to the ropes!

COLE
And this could be it for Christian Wright!

COACH
NO! Hang on, Christian!

As Christian lays across the top rope, Brock Ausstin sneaks up from behind and dumps Bo!

COACH
Phew!  Way to go, Brock!

COLE
And Bohemoth eliminated by Brock Ausstin!

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8th elimination: Bohemoth
eliminated: Gibraltar (co), Gunner Sharps
eliminated by: Brock Ausstin
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Brock waves goodbye at Bo as the referees attempt to hold Bo back.  When he does this, Quentin Benjamin comes up from behind and attempts to toss him out by the back of the head!  Brock blocks easily, and stares at Quentin, who has a look of fear in his eye.

COACH
Oh, Quentin, what were you thinking?

Quentin immediately back off, but to no avail, as Brock grabs him and tosses him to the floor!

COACH
See, you got him mad now!

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9th elimination: Quentin Benjamin
eliminated: Gibraltar (co)
eliminated by: Brock Ausstin
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Brock then turns his attention to Jumbo, and clotheslines him over to the floor!

COLE
And the 440-pounder eliminated with ease!

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10th elimination: Jumbo
eliminated: Gibraltar (co)
eliminated by: Brock Ausstin
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Brock then drills Colombian Heat with a clothesline, before picking him up and setting him up for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111, sending him all the way down on top of Jumbo!  The crowd is starting to get into this!

COLE
And the fans, surprisingly, seem to be getting behind Brock Ausstin here!

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11th elimination: Colombian Heat
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Brock Ausstin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COACH
And you know he'd love another crack at Alf!

Brock then stands back, as Otaku II backdrops Vitamin X to the floor!

COLE
And the Lightning Crew comes up empty in the battle royal, Vitamin X eliminated!

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12th elimination: Vitamin X
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Otaku II
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Otaku II then turns around and stares down Brock, who points at him and starts to talk trash.

COACH
And you could see Brock say right there, "your turn"!  Go get him, Brock!

Otaku and Brock meet in mid-ring, and start to exchange blows.  Otaku gets the better of the exchange, then whips Brock into the ropes, but Brock comes right back with a clothesline, as each man seems to have their own cheering section in the crowd!

COLE
Otaku and Brock, bitter rivals going at it, as we're down to eight men in a hurry, thanks to Brock Ausstin!

Leon Rodez pounds Bruce Blank in the corner, as Reject and Christian Wright slug it out in another.  Angelus works over Crystal, before Blank goes to the eyes of Rodez.  He then watches on, as Angelus picks up Crystal and sets her on the top rope, then he moves in and dumps them BOTH to the floor!

COLE
And Bruce Blank just took it down to six right there  Two gone!

COACH
My girl's out, though!

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13th elimination: Angelus
eliminated: Cuban Wall
eliminated by: Bruce Blank
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14th elimination: Crystal
eliminated: Charlie Moss
eliminated by: Bruce Blank
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Crystal looks up at Bruce, who simply shrugs his shoulders at her...before being met with a dropkick to the back from Leon Rodez and sent to the floor!

COLE
And now Bruce eliminated!  You've got to keep your eyes on the action!

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15th elimination: Bruce Blank
eliminated: Angelus, Crystal
eliminated by: Leon Rodez
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COACH
One of these five, Cole!  Either Leon, Brock, Otaku, Christian Wright, or Reject will get a shot at the World title at the Great Angle Bash!

Brock has Otaku up in a press slam, and throws him down to the mat, as Wright and Reject scoop Rodez over the top!

COLE
And Leon in trouble once again!

COACH
Come on, push, guys!

Leon goes to the eyes of Reject, then slides behind the back of Wright and floors him with a dropkick!

COACH
What a cheater!

Brock grabs Leon by the arm from behind, spins him around, and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111

COACH
But Brock makes him pay for his sins!

Brock then whips Otaku into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Otaku delivers a foot, sending Brock backwards into the ropes.  He then comes in with a spinning wheel kick, knocking Brock over the top to the floor!

COACH
NO!  Not again!

COLE
And Brock Ausstin is eliminated!  We're down to the final four!

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16th elimination: Brock Ausstin
eliminated: Gibraltar (co), Bohemoth, Jumbo, Colombian Heat
eliminated by: Otaku II
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[b]Final Four: Reject, Christian Wright, Otaku II, Leon Rodez[/b]

Reject jumps Otaku from behind, as Wright and Rodez slug it out on the other side!  Reject whips Otaku hard into a corner, and delivers a dropkick!

COLE
Great dropkick by Reject right there!

Reject then assists Wright, and the two double-team Rodez.  They whip Rodez into the ropes, but Rodez ducks a double clothesline, and flies through the air to deliver one of his own!

COLE
And now Leon starting to get it going!

Leon clotheslines Wright to the mat, then ducks a clothesline for Reject...and delivers a jab!

COLE
Here it comes!

Rodez delivers a second jab!  A third!  A fourth!  A fifth!  He then turns to the crowd and blows a kiss, before turning back and delivering an enziguri to Reject!

COLE
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!

Otaku then moves over and delivers his own enziguri to Christian Wright, then delivers a snap suplex!  He then picks Wright up, and holds him in a bearhug as Leon pulls himself to the second rope, and comes off with the ASS PUNCH~!

COACH
Awww!

COLE
Leon with the ass punch!

Leon sticks his hand out, and Otaku accepts, but Leon delivers a foot to the midsection!  Leon then whips Otaku to the ropes, but Otaku ducks a clothesline and delivers a spinning wheel kick!

COLE
Great kick by Otaku!

As Otaku gets to his feet, Wright sneaks up from behind with a low blow!  He then jumps up and tosses Leon over the top, but Leon hangs on to the ropes and swings himself back onto the apron!

COACH
How does he hang on like that?

COLE
He's a spectacular athlete!

Wright sets up Otaku for a suplex next to the ropes, but as he lifts him up, Leon shoves it back over from the apron, as Otaku lands on his feet.  As he does, however, Reject catches him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111

COACH
OH YEAH!  Otaku has been eulogized!

Wright then grabs Leon, but Leon blocks another suplex attempt and suplexes Wright out to the floor!

COACH
NO, Christian!

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17th elimination: Christian Wright
eliminated: none
eliminated by: Leon Rodez
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Leon stands up, just in time for Reject to dropkick him off the apron to the floor from behind!

COLE
And Leon is gone!

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18th elimination: Leon Rodez
eliminated: Gibraltar (co), Christian Wright, Bruce Blank
eliminated by: Reject
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Reject then grabs Otaku from behind as he struggles to his feet, and pitches him over the top to the floor!

COACH
YES!!!!!

COLE
Reject has won it!

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19th elimination: Otaku II
eliminated: Vitamin X, Brock Ausstin
eliminated by: Reject
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WINNER: Reject
eliminated: Gibraltar (co), Mike Guerriero, Otaku II, Leon Rodez
*******************************************************

The referee raises Reject's hand as he's on his knees on the mat.

BUFFER
[i]The winner of the battle royal...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i]

COLE
And it'll be Reject going to the Great Angle Bash, and what a story, Coach, he'll be facing his former mentor, Alfdogg, for the heavyweight championship of the world!

COACH
That's right, and I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I think it's high time for a change on top!  I think the student will show the teacher something that's not in the teacher's manual, and we'll see a new World champion crowned at the Great Angle Bash!

COLE
And that does it for a very exciting battle royal, folks!  We now know that the main event at the Great Angle Bash will be Alfdogg defending against that man right there, Reject!  Let's go up to...

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