Note to self

[Man Who Sold The World]

I'm officially 21 now, so I must get plastered. Why?

 

 

Because

 

 

Thank you.

[Guest StylesMark]

I'll assume you've been drunk before.

 

See if any local bars will give you free drinks. Act drunk at the bar and hit on girls. But you won't really be drunk. Then you're just like a sexual predator.