alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2006 *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* A lightning bolt hits the entrance and [i]Know Your Role '99[/i] begins playing as Tha Puerto Rican comes out, and boos fill the arena. COLE And we're set for tag team action here on HeldDOWN~! BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, hailing from San Juan, Puerto Rico, and weighing in at 220 pounds...he is a former 24/7 champion, as well as a former Puerto Rican, North American, and Italian champion...Ladies and gentlemen, THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE And it was just three weeks ago, ladies and gentlemen, that PRL had a World championship match against Alfdogg, who will be one of his opponents in this match... COACH Yeah, and Thunderkid stole PRL's opportunity right out from under his nose! COLE And that was retaliation for PRL's actions, he has ambushed TK on two separate occasions, in an attempt to get that shot at Alfdogg, but instead drew the ire of TK! And as a result of all this, PRL will meet Thunderkid in a one-on-one matchup at the Great Angle Bash! [i]Renegade[/i] hits, and more boos fill the arena, with scattered cheers, as Reject makes his way to the ring. COACH And here comes the #1 contender, Cole! BUFFER [i]And his partner...he hails from New York City, and weighs in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COLE Yes, Reject won a 20-man battle royal last week on HeldDOWN~!, and as a result, will meet Alfdogg with the World heavyweight championship on the line this Sunday on the Great Angle Bash. COACH And according to the OAOAST website, that match has been stipulated as a 2-out-of-3 falls match! COLE And Reject getting some cheers from this crowd in Albany, of course Reject not too far down the road, residing in New York City! Reject slides in and poses on the buckles, then high-fives PRL as [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits and TK comes to the ring, getting a nice reaction. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...introducing first, hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, and weighing in at 253 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK poses in the corners, as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg comes to the ring, to a mixed reaction. BUFFER [i]And his partner, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is the REIGNING TWO-TIME World heavyweight champion....ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alfdogg slides in, and is pounced by PRL, while Reject jumps TK from behind! *DING DING DING* PRL stomps Alf into one corner, as Reject carries TK into another, and both slug away. Both then stop slugging and signal to the other. COLE And a Pearl Harbor Job right off the bat! Reject and PRL try a double Irish whip, but Alf and Reject DOSIE-DO~! and deliver stereo clotheslines! COLE But it didn't last long! Alf then follows PRL into the corner, as TK does the same to Reject. Alf and TK both climb to the second rope, and lay in punches, as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Alf and Reject then jump down, and set up an Irish whip of their own. Reject and PRL try the DOSIE-DO~! counter themselves, but PRL runs right into a SPEAR~!, while Alf catches Reject with a BELLY-TO-BELLY! COACH Come on, guys! COLE And Alf and Reject really on a roll now! Alf clotheslines Reject to the floor, as TK picks up PRL in a PRESS SLAM~!, and tosses him right down onto Reject! COLE And Reject and PRL need to regroup here! However, Alf and TK don't give them that chance, as Alf goes to the ropes, and TK backdrops him OVER THE TOP on top of them! COACH Oh, no! COLE Great teamwork by Alf and TK! TK then goes to the top rope as all three men make their way to their feet. He waits until they're all the way up...and hits a SHOOTING STAR PRESS~! from the top rope to the floor! COACH WOW! COLE TK flying through the air! All four men are out of it on the floor, as the crowd gives appreciative applause, then starts a HOLY SHIT~! chant. COLE All that, and this match has barely been going on for two minutes! TK gets to his feet, and tosses Reject into the ring. Reject begs off into the corner. COACH Why didn't he go after PRL? He's not [i]scared[/i] of PRL, is he? COLE Don't be stupid, Coach! Reject was just the first guy he saw! COACH Uh-huh. Reject goes to the eyes of TK, then turns him around in the corner, and lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Reject with another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! However, TK gets a burst of energy, and twists Reject around, laying in a CHOP~! of his own! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! Reject staggers out of the corner, and TK goes for an Irish whip. Reject reverses, but TK ducks a clothesline and delivers one of his own! COLE Great resiliency by TK, absorbing those chops and coming back with a big clothesline! TK picks up Reject, and delivers a vertical suplex, then tags in Alf! COLE Tag made, and here comes the champ. TK wrenches the arm of Reject, and Alf comes off the top with a double axhandle! Alf then grabs the arm and armdrags Reject to the mat, applying an armbar. Alf turns it to a wristlock, then drops a knee to the shoulder joint, followed by a second. Alf then picks Reject up by the wrist, and delivers a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First cover of the match for two, and Reject not looking anything like a #1 contender right now! COACH It's early, Cole! Just wait! Alf drags Reject to the corner and tags TK back in. Alf holds Reject in a full nelson, as TK comes off the top with a big chop right between the eyes! TK then drops a knee to the sternum, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! TK picks up Reject, and gives him a big bodyslam, then tags Alf in once again. Alf grabs Reject's right leg, and TK grabs his left. COLE Time to make a wish! Alf and TK jerk on the legs, leaving Reject on the mat in pain! PRL jumps into the ring, and gets met with a double hiptoss! PRL's feet land right across from Reject's, and Alf and TK look at each other and grab a leg on each man. COLE And now we're gonna go on a little boat ride! Alf and TK drop to the mat and ROW THE BOAT~! as the crowd goes crazy! After six rows, they release the hold, and the referee ushers PRL and TK out of the ring. Alf drops a snap legdrop on Reject, then goes to the ropes...but PRL lays a knee right into the back! The referee turns around, and sees Alf on the mat, then approaches PRL, who raises his arms in the air and claims his innocence. COLE And PRL LYING to the official, saying he did nothing, but we saw what happened there, Coach! COACH Of course he's gonna! What do you expect him to say, he did it? Reject rolls to a neutral corner to gain his senses, then runs across the ring and drives an elbow to the back of Alf's head. He stomps away on the ropes, then tags in PRL. COLE That's the first tag of the match on the PRL/Reject side! Let's see if they can get some continuity going. PRL stomps Alf some more by the ropes, then leans down and drives his knee into Alf's face while grabbing the ropes. The referee counts, and PRL breaks at four. COLE PRL's gotta be careful here not to get disqualified! PRL picks Alf up, and sets up a vertical suplex. COACH Here we go, baby! COLE Could be the Corporate Trifecta coming up here! PRL lifts Alf, and delivers a vertical suplex! PRL lays for a second, then rolls over and stands up, lifting Alf again for a second suplex! He rolls to his feet once again, lifting Alf for a third suplex, this time leaving him suspended in the air as he does the "You Can't See Me!" hand gesture, then walks to the ropes, and executes a slingshot suplex! PRL sits up and applauds himself, receiving a round of boos in return. COACH Don't celebrate, PR, go for that cover! PRL lays back... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Arrogant cover by PRL there, and Alf able to escape! PRL picks up Alf and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a flying knee! PRL covers again... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Well, he got down quick for that one, but Alf escapes once again! PRL turns Alf over, and applies a Camel clutch! COLE Submission hold applied by PRL! COACH We don't see PR use submissions often, so he's pulling out all the stops tonight! PRL sits back deep and cranks Alf back, and Alf struggles, but fades fast. The referee raises his arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! THR...NO! Alf JUST does hold through on the last lift! Alf then fights his way to his feet, but PRL releases and quickly rakes his eyes from behind. PRL then whips Alf into the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline, then Alf and PRL clothesline each other! Both men are out of it, and the referee begins his count... ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!!! FIVE!!! SIX!!! SEVEN!!! Alf slowly sits up, and starts to go to his corner. PRL comes to, but opts to attempt to stop Alf instead of tagging, and is unsuccessful as Alf makes the tag to TK! COACH Oh, no! COLE And I wouldn't want to be in PRL's shoes right now! PRL begs off, but TK immediately goes in and pulls him up, then whips him into the ropes and floors him with a big AXE KICK~! TK then picks PRL up, and delivers a FALCON ARROW~! 1... 2... NO! Reject makes the save! Reject delivers a back suplex to TK, then revives PRL. PRL and Reject whip TK into the ropes, but TK ducks a double clothesline, and floors both men with one of his own! COLE And TK on fire right now! Reject rolls out of the ring, as TK whips PRL into the ropes. PRL ducks a clothesline, and catches TK with a spinning wheel kick! COACH But look at how quick my boy is to recover! PRL rolls over and tags Reject. COLE Yeah, and look at how quick he is to bail out, away from TK! COACH Hey, wait a minute! PR's been in there a long time, it was smart of him to make a tag there! Reject picks up TK and delivers a European uppercut, causing TK to stagger back into the corner. Reject follows him in, and lays in kicks to the midsection. Reject then pulls TK out, and delivers a fisherman's buster! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Reject tags in PRL. COACH See, he's back in now! COLE Yeah, after Reject wore TK down for him! PR sets TK up in powerbomb position, then lifts him and slides him over his back, grabbing his wrists, and dropping him with "Free Puerto Rico Now!" COACH Now we're talkin! COLE Great show of strength by PRL there, TK weighing in at almost 260 pounds! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE Two-count! COACH But PR's getting closer! PRL lifts TK up, then tosses TK's arm over his shoulder. He plays to the crowd, drawing boos, then drives TK to the mat with the LATIN SLAM~! PRL then heads over to the corner. COLE I think PRL should go for a cover here! PRL scales the ropes, poses on the buckles, then attempts the MAD CAPPA CRUSHER 2003~!!!111 ,,,but TK rolls out of the way! COLE Now's your chance, TK! Make the tag! TK crawls over to his corner, as PRL again attempts to stop the tag...with the same success, as Alf tags in! COLE And the champ is back in! Alf backs PRL into a corner, hammering away, then whipping him across the ring and following him in with a splash! PRL staggers out, right into a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Alf follows up with a T-BONE SUPLEX~! Reject jumps into the ring, but Alf sends him right back outside and to the floor with a SUPERKICK~! Alf picks up PRL, and drops him with the WHIPLASH~! Alf then heads to the top rope... COLE And Alf going for the kill here! Alf leaps off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE HE HIT IT! Alf goes for the cover, but there's no referee, as he's tied up with TK and Reject, who are brawling on the floor! The referee separates TK and Reject, and ushers TK back to his corner, as Alf gets up and attempts to get the referee's attention. This allows Reject to slide into the ring with a chair, and ram the closed chair up between Alf's legs! COLE Wait a minute! Reject with a chair-assisted low blow! Reject then spins Alf around, and hits the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COACH And the EULOGY! Reject then drags PRL on top of Alf, as TK attempts to slide in, but Reject hits him with a baseball slide! The referee slides in and makes the count... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH YEAH!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of REJECT and THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE Reject does the damage, ILLEGALLY, and PRL steals the glory! COACH It doesn't matter, Cole! The record books will say that PRL owns a pinfall victory over World champion Alfdogg! Suddenly, a figure jumps over the rail! COLE Now what's going on? COACH Oh yeah! The band is here! The rail jumper is LC member Vitamin X, who attacks TK from behind with a low blow and a slam on the floor! He then picks TK up by the hair, and holds him that way for the Cuban Wall, who comes charging into the picture and DRILLS TK with a big boot! COLE This is uncalled for! Brains & Brawn have ambushed TK after this tag match! PRL then slides out of the ring, sets TK up...and as VX & Wall raise their arms in the air, drills TK with the CORPORATE NIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111 ON THE FLOOR~! COLE Oh, NO! COACH Oh, YES! COLE TK and Alf both laid out by their rivals, just three days before the Great Angle Bash! This is UNFUCKING CALLED FOR~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
