Battlebowl: Thunderkid/Brock Ausstin vs Cuban Wall/Scotty Static

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COLE
Let's go up to "Mean" Gene Okerlund, and the drawing of our first match!

OKERLUND
Thank you, Michael...Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the third annual OAOAST Battlebowl!

*crowd cheers*

OKERLUND
Joining me tonight to conduct the drawing, the lovely Maria!

*crowd cheers*

OKERLUND
Maria, you look ravishing tonight.  OK, what's gonna happen here is Maria's gonna draw a name, and then hand it over to me, and I'll read it to all of you.  The first two names drawn will represent team #1, and the second two will represent team #2, and those two teams will go at it in the ring.  The winning team will advance to the big battle royal at the end of the night, and the winner of the battle royal will compete for the World heavyweight championship at AngleSlam.  So Maria, if you'd just draw me a name out of there...

*The screen splits to show the two separate locker rooms, as Maria reaches into the bin and pulls out an envelope.*

OKERLUND
OK, here we go...first name drawn...THUNDERKID!

*crowd pops as TK gets up and makes his way towards the ring.  Colombian Heat pats him on the back on his way out the door.  Maria picks out another envelope.*

OKERLUND
Thunderkid's partner will be...get a load of this...BROCK AUSSTIN!

*crowd gives a mixed reaction, actually mostly cheers, as the former Heartland champion looks stunned at his partner, before picking up his chair and firing it across the locker room, causing the room to go silent.  Everyone has wide-eyed looks as Brock exits.*

COLE
Brock obviously not happy with his randomly drawn partner!

COACH
Brock may be upset, but what a great team this will be if they can co-exist!

OKERLUND
Now, let's conduct the drawing for their opponents...Maria, if you would please...

*Maria takes out an envelope.*

OKERLUND
First member of Team #2...the CUBAN WALL!

*Crowd boos, as Wall gets encouragement from his fellow LC mates on his way out.  Maria draws another envelope.*

OKERLUND
Let's see who his partner is...from the Hooligans, and the Global Party Xchange, SCOTTY STATIC!

*Crowd cheers, as Scotty gets high-fives from partner Johnny and Jamie O'Hara.*

COLE
The GPX hearing the cheers of the crowd once again, as Scotty Static will be the partner of the Cuban Wall in this match!

Cut to the arena, where TK crosses the curtains, enciting a big pop.  Brock Ausstin follows, to another surprising pop.

COLE
And this crowd here at Madison Square Garden seems to be into Brock Ausstin, Coach!

COACH
Well, what's not to like about Brock Ausstin, Cole?

Wall comes through the curtains to boos.  Wall taunts the crowd on his way down the aisle.  Scotty Static follows after, to cheers.  Wall turns around and sees Scotty, then turns back around with a "WTF" look on his face.

COLE
And it looks like we've got four unhappy customers here at Battlebowl already!

TK and Brock argue in the ring, as Wall and Scotty do the same on the floor.

COLE
And you'll notice no Rick Heyross in the corner of Brock Ausstin, a very special announcement coming up later in the show to explain his absence, as well as why his team of Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin, Team Heyross, is not a part of this event tonight!

TK breaks off conversation with Brock and climbs the top rope, leaping off and taking down Wall and Scotty with a flying bodypress on the outside!  TK slugs away with Scotty Static, but Wall attacks from behind.  Scotty and Wall double-team, until Brock comes out to help, hammering away on Wall.  Scotty slides into the ring, and TK follows.

*DING DING DING*

Scotty pounces TK as he slides in, and hammers him with forearm blows.  As Brock and Wall step back into their corners, Scotty picks TK up and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a flying forearm!

COLE
Scotty with a nice job of recovering from that move by TK on the outside!

Scotty stays on TK, attempting another Irish whip.  However, TK reverses, and catches Scotty off the ropes with a PRESS SLAM~!  TK follows up with a clothesline!  Then a second!  Scotty quickly slides into his corner, as TK stops in the middle of the ring.  Scotty tags in Wall.

COACH
And now the big Cuban Wall in there!

COLE
The momentum has swung quickly in this match, let's see what the Wall can get going!

Wall and TK circle the ring, and tie up.  Wall quickly drives a knee into the stomach, then delivers a big bodyslam!  Wall stops for a minute to pose for the crowd, drawing boos, then backs into the ropes, and attempts to drop an elbow, but TK rolls out of the way!  

COLE
Nobody home on the elbow, as Wall took a little too much time!

TK gets to his feet, and catches the charging Wall with an armdrag!  Wall charges again, and TK catches him again, and this time holds him on the mat, standing up to drive knees into the joint.

COLE
And Wall faring no better than Scotty Static, as TK has it under control once again!

TK brings Wall up and wrings his arm, then reaches his hand out for a tag.

COLE
Will there be a tag here?

Brock mulls it over for a second, then slaps the hand of TK as the crowd cheers.

COLE
Yes, there will!  Brock in there now!

Brock grabs Wall and backs him into a corner, firing off rights and lefts as the crowd noise escalates with each blow!

COLE
And the crowd really on the side of Brock here, which is a bit befuddling to me!

COACH
Good thing you brought that thesaurus tonight!

Brock drags Wall out of the corner, and executes a Russian legsweep!  Brock floats over and covers...

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Kickout!

Brock picks up Wall, and walks over to TK for a tag.  TK tags, and Brock delivers a backbreaker and holds him.  Brock then motions angrily for TK to go to the top rope, which he reluctantly does, coming off and driving an elbow into Wall.  TK covers...

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Kickout!

TK picks Wall up, but Wall is able to back him into the ropes, where he makes a blind tag to Scotty Static.  Wall pushes him to the other side, then ducks down as TK hops over.  Scotty slingshots himself into the ring, but TK ducks and Scotty flies over.  Scotty somersaults on the mat, ala Eddie Guerrero, as Wall rolls to the opposite side of the ring.  Scotty ducks a charging TK's clothesline, and as TK comes back off the ropes, Wall buries a BIG BOOT right into his head!

COACH
What a foot!

COLE
And what teamwork that time by Scotty and Wall!

Scotty grabs the legs of TK and flips into a rolling cradle...

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Kickout!

Scotty picks up TK, and delivers a snap suplex!  He then tags in Wall, who comes in and drops a leg on TK!  Cover...

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Kickout!

COLE
And Wall and Scotty continue to show good strategy, making quick tags and covers!

Wall whips TK into a corner, and follows him in with an Avanalche!  He holds him in the corner, and drives knees in.  The referee tries to separate them, and Wall threatens him.  Wall then brings TK out of the corner, and delivers a shoulderbreaker!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Wall tags in Scotty, who drops a knee right to the sternum!  Cover...

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Shoulder up!

Scotty picks TK up, and sets up a suplex, but TK executes a quick small package!

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Kickout!

COLE
And TK almost stole it there!

Static tags in Wall, and whips TK into a corner.  Wall charges for another avalanche...but TK gets his feet up!

COLE
And TK buys himself a little time there!

It only makes Wall stagger back, however, so he charges in for another one, but this time TK pops out, and floors Wall with a clothesline!  Both men are out of it, and the referee begins a count...

ONE!!!




TWO!!!




THREE!!!




FOUR!!!




FIVE!!!




SIX!!!




SEVEN!!!




EIGHT!!!

Both men inch over to their corners.  Static tags back in, but TK is finally able to tag Brock!

COLE
Tag made, and Brock is in!

The crowd cheers loudly as Brock pounds Static, then takes him down with a BIG clothesline, and lets a big yell out!  Static gets up, and Brock delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY!  Wall is still in the ring, however, and catches Brock from behind, driving him into the mat with a CHOKESLAM~!

COACH
There you go, Wall!

This time, there's no count, as the referee's still ushering TK out of the ring!  Static hammers away on Brock, as Wall comes back in, and charges with a boot...but Brock moves, and Wall hits Scotty!

COLE
And Scotty takes the errant boot from his own partner!

TK is able to get over and clothesline Wall from the ring!  TK then comes down on Wall outside with a PLANCHA~!

COLE
And TK takes to the air!

Meanwhile, in the ring, Static gets to his feet, only to walk right into Brock Ausstin, who drives him with the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111

COLE
Brock hits it!  Forget about it, we've got our first team!

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*DING DING DING*

The crowd pops as Brock jerks his hand from the referee and makes his way back to the locker room.

BUFFER
[i]The winners of the match, advancing to Battlebowl...the team of THUNDERKID and BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i]

COLE
So we've got our first two participants in the battle royal, it's Thunderkid and Brock Ausstin!  Fourteen more to come, as the show goes on!