alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2006 *Cut to Tony Schiavone at the interview podium.* TONY Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the World...ALFDOGG! *crowd pops all hugelike as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg makes his way up to the podium.* TONY Alf, last week, you had your first up-close encounter with your challenger at AngleSlam, Drek Stone. You also announced that you'd be participating in the big ten-man tag match at Syndicated. One of your opponents in that match...Drek Stone. ALF You know, Tony...I've thought long and hard about the stuff Mr. Stone had to say about me last week. He babbled on about what a superstar he was, and how inferior I was to him. He also mentioned how much success the Italians had been having lately in the world of sports! It's true, Italy did win the World Cup of soccer...but let's face it, Drek, you're a little rusty. I saw your performance at Battlebowl...and I started to think that maybe Chef Boyardee would be a more suitable challenger at AngleSlam. *crowd cheers* ALF And quite frankly, your "superstardom" doesn't impress me. You come out here, and you give the same repetitive speech, make the same jokes about buyrates that all my other challengers like to make. But that's OK, laugh it up! Just know that the result will be the same as all the others...me standing over you with the belt, as you stare at the lights. *crowd cheers* ALF Some of the names you mentioned, they sound awful familiar. Do you know where Chris Stevens is now? He's sitting at home, watching this show, after being sent to the hospital SEVEN MONTHS ago, because of ME. *crowd cheers* ALF What about Hoff, "your buddy"? Yeah, he beat me, and he kept his #1 contendership last year around this time, and he won his second World title. But he knew who was next in line. *Alf points to himself as the crowd cheers.* ALF So what did "your buddy" do? He dropped the title on the mat and he ran home scared. Just like you, Drek. Why *haven't* you challenged me, Drek? I've been back for quite some time now, and I'm not the hardest person to find. But for some reason, you've never seemed to be around in that time. Why is that Drek? *crowd cheers* ALF Well, I'll be really easy to find at Syndicated, Drek. You'll find me right here in this ring, stomping your ass into a big, steaming pile of Beefaroni. *crowd EXPLODES (in their pants lol)~* ALF The time for talk is over, Drek...and soon to follow, is the Drek Stone era in the OAOAST! *crowd goes crazy as [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] plays Alf off the stage. TONY There you have it, the time for talking is indeed over! We're a mere 9 days away from Syndicated in Australia! Let's go back to... [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Brock Ausstin makes his way out, to ever-increasing cheers, with some boos still scattered. COLE And a FOCUSED Brock Ausstin ready for action here on HeldDOWN~! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 305 pounds...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock climbs into the ring and does the Happy Happy Hoss Dance~! BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Clermont, Kentucky, weighing in at 323 pounds...JACK BEAM![/i] *Beam gets a mixed reaction as he raises his hands into the air.* COLE Beam was last seen in Brock's Sunday Detention Challenge at School's Out...and here we go! *DING DING DING* Beam ambushes Brock right from the get-go! COACH I know for a fact Brock still has the Bash fresh in his mind, I wouldn't want to make him mad if I was Jack! Beam whips Brock across the ring into a corner, and Brock bounces out and NAILS Beam with a BIG clothesline! COLE Too late! Brock grabs Beam, and delivers a belly-to-belly overhead! Brock then waits on Beam to get up...and scoops him up on his shoulders! COACH Jesus Christ, already? COLE Hey, easy! COACH God damn, already? COLE :bubbles: Brock turns him for all the screaming crowd to see, and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE Brock means BUSINESS, DAMN IT~! And can you believe this crowd? BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock then walks over, and stands over Beam. He reaches into the back of his tights. COACH He's not done yet, Cole! Brock pulls a replica Otaku II mask from the back of his tights! COLE THAT'S it! He WISHES this was Otaku he was doing this to. Brock then goes to the outside, and throws the timekeeper to the floor by his shirt, then grabs his chair and slides into the ring. The referee steps in Brock's path and grabs the chair, and Brock simply jerks him right out of the ring. Brock then uses the chair and BLASTS Beam right in the head after he gets up, busting him wide open. COLE And Beam busted wide open, let's get some officials out here! Some officials get out there. COACH ...let's get some strippers out here! Strippers don't get out there. COACH :( Brock takes Beam up the ramp, as officials try to intervene. Brock grabs Beam in a headlock, and holds him for the camera to see, then delivers a right hand to the bloody, masked Beam. COACH Does Brock want Otaku or what? Brock then takes Beam to the edge of the stage, and scoops him onto his shoulders once again. COLE Oh come on now, the officials have got to stop this! COACH Yeah, you've got to stop this, officials! Michael Cole said so! :angry: Brock delivers an F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 OFF THE STAGE to Jack Beam!!! Crowd chants HOLY SHIT, as Brock stares down at Beam and [i]Punishment[/i] plays. COACH I'll tell you something, Cole, there's only one person I would want to be less than Alfdogg right now, and that's Otaku II! Because Brock's coming! *cut to commercial, with Brock staring down with a sick grin at Jack Beam.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
