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HD 7/27: TTWC update

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SCHIAVONE
Fans Tony Schiavone here bringing you an update on the Tag-Team world cup along with Jesse Ventura

VENTURA
That’s Jesse “the International Body” Ventura

SCHIAVONE
As you all know the second round took place this week all over the world, great action

VENTURA
Oh definitely, it’s a huge chance for these guys to make an international break through, everyone is putting their best foot forward, we’ve seen some upsets and we’ve seen some great matches.

SCHIAVONE
Speaking of great matches, we’ve got highlights from what turned out to be a surprisingly competitive and close match, from Glasgow in Scotland

VENTURA
The team from Jamaica took on the Great Danes, the Danish representatives in this tournament in a match that lasted over 45 minutes! Of course we can’t show you all of it here tonight but it will be on the DVD release of the tournament.

SCHIAVONE
It was action from the word go, so let’s go to our man on the spot – Mr. Rowdy Roddy Piper reporting from Glasgow.

We cut to Roddy Piper standing ringside in the arena in Glasgow, the arena is empty but the ring is still set up and some of the crew is seen in the background cleaning up.

PIPER
Thank you Jess and Timmy. It was a great match man, just a great match with both teams coming to fight. . . which is fortunate since it’s not a crochet competition. The Jamaican team of Denzel Spencer and Reggie Lamont, two easy going guys from Jamaica clashed with the latest Viking Invasion to hit Scotland, the team of Danish Dynamite and the King of Beers a.k.a. the Great Danes.

Spencer and Lamont enter the arena to the smooth sounds of Stevie Wonder getting quite a positive reaction from the crowd after their upset win over Italy last week. Despite their cool, laid back appearance it’s obvious that both men are ready for action tonight.

But while Team Jamaica is popular because of their win over Italy the Great Danes get an even more positive reaction, especially the King of Beers because of his love of the “golden drops” and his propensity for sharing that love with a few lucky fans at ringside. Dynamite seems extremely fired up while the King of Beers is his usual fun loving self having a beer and singing along with the crowd as they enter the arena.

PIPER
The Great Danes have wrestled extensively all over Europe the last couple of years so they’re no strangers to the Scottish crowd, even if their ancestors pillaged their country about a thousand years ago – wrestling: Makes you forgive and forget old grudges

Piper wipes an imaginary tear from his eye before we’re sent back to highlights of the match.

Danish Dynamite starts out with Reggie Lamont, two men who both like to use their power to their advantage. The red & white attack takes the early advantage on the Jamaican with a series of deep arm drags and leg work to control the pace and dictate the direction of the match. Dynamite demonstrates his power advantage over the taller Lamont by throwing the 6’4’’ man around with suplexes like it’s going out of fashion. 

FF >>

Lamont ducks under a cross body block from the King of Beers and rolls over to his corner making the tag to Denzel Spencer. Spencer leaps over the top rope and then quickly takes the King of Beers down with an axe kick. Spencers combination of solid ground work and high flying moves turns the tide for Team Jamaica as the King of Beers brawling ways come up short time and again. 

FF >>

Clothesline on the King of Beers in the corner, followed by a tag to Reggie Lamont who whips Denzel into the corner for a clothesline on their opponent followed by Lamont nailing the King of Beers with a clothesline of his own. The double team move is only enough to get a 2 count much to the delight of the crowd.

FF >>

After a bit of miscommunication on the Jamaican team the King of Beers is able to tag in Danish Dynamite and helps him leap into the ring by using the top rope as a slingshot sending the short powerhouse over the top clotheslining both opponents down. Dynamite quickly picks up Denzel and lands the Dynamite Blast on him but the pinfall is broken up by Reggie Lamont at the last moment.

FF >>

All four men are in the ring at the same time as the crowd is on the edge of their seats, the Great Danes team up to clothesline Denzel out of the ring before turning their attention towards Reggie Lamont. Dynamite lifts his opponent up on his shoulders as the King of Beers climbs the ropes ready to leap off and clothesline Lamont off Dynamite’s shoulders. Denzel leaps up on the apron and knocks the King of Beers off the top rope to the floor as Reggie Lamont flips forward rolling Danish Dynamite up with a victory roll

ONE!!

TWO!!

THREE!!

The crowd explodes in cheers as team Jamaica beats the odds once more and take the victory

“The winners of the match in 46 minutes, 5 seconds TEAAAAAAAAAAAM JAMAICAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

Both Dynamite and the King of Beers stare at their opponents, the tension and uncertainly in the arena is so thick you can cut it with a knife, after all they had just had a gruelling hard fought 45 minute match. Then the cheers erupt once more as the Danish team offers their opponents a handshake and then proceeds to raise Team Jamaica’s hands in the air as a sign of victory and respect.

PIPER
So now Team Jamaica moves on to the finals of the European bracket in Wembley on August 5th, after having beaten two teams with better seeds than they have they may just be the surprise of the tournament. As for the Danes, well they’re happy with having beaten their long time rivals the Swedes in the first round, they wish they could have gone further of course but that’s how it goes. Back to you Jesse and Timmy

VENTURA
Timmy (laughs) I’ll have to remember that one.

SCHIAVONE
Thank you Rodney Piper, and remember the full match as well as every other match in the World tag-team cup will be available on DVD later in the year.

VENTURA
That’s right Timmy *snickers*

SCHIAVONE
And we understand an ugly scene tonight in Manchester, as France scored an upset over the top-seeded UK team by devious methods.

*Cut to the finish, which has a French nailing a Brit with brass knuckles and scoring the pin.  The French are quickly rushed out by security as debris flies their way courtesy of English fans up in arms.*

VENTURA
Hey, they did what they had to do, Timmy, you gotta respect that!

SCHIAVONE
...and they get the win, and at Wembley on the 5th, they'll take on the Jamaicans, it'll be the four-seed against the seven-seed!

[img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/EuropeanBracket3.jpg]

VENTURA
I'll tell you what, that was a great match with the Jamaicans and Denmark, both of those teams have a bright future!

SCHIAVONE
No question about it, and now the next bracket, and another big win for Team Heyross, they were in Kuwait taking on the Chinese today!

VENTURA
Look at the size of those guys, Timmy!

SCHIAVONE
Both over seven feet tall, we understand...

*Footage is shown of Quentin Benjamin trying to take down one of them with shoulderblocks.

SCHIAVONE
...but as we know, size isn't everything in professional wrestling!

*Cut to the finish, where a Chinese has Moss set up for a powerbomb, when Benjamin knocks him to the mat with a missile dropkick.  Moss then grabs the legs, and manages to turn him over into the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!, getting the submission.*

[img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/AsianBracket3.jpg]

SCHIAVONE
So Team Heyross victorious, and they'll go to the Tokyo Dome to take on the homeland Japanese team on August the 5th!  The Japanese victorious over Australia, in what was a real donnybrook, we understand.

[img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/AmericanBracket3.jpg]

SCHIAVONE
And you saw earlier tonight another great showing from the Canadian team as they put away the Cubans, so on August 5th, they'll take on the team from Mexico, who won against the Germans, that match will take place at New York's Shea Stadium!  And now, onto the final bracket:

[img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/AfricanBracket3.jpg]

SCHIAVONE
It'll be the Lithuanians, after their victory over Finland, taking on the Egyptians, who defeated the Iranian team, that match will take place in South Africa at Soccer City, again, that's August the 5th, and all those matches will be televised by OAOAST TV!  

VENTURA
Should be a great night of action, Timmy!

SCHIAVONE
...let's go to...

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