SJL Crimson 9th predictiones

[Guest Renegade]

besides another comercial....ONWARD with the predictiones

 

Hardcore Handicap Match - Send to Thoth

CIA & Cuttroat vs Mike Van Siclen

 

MVS

 

Three-way Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Impact vs. Thor vs. Fugue

 

Thor

 

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

#1 Contendership to the European Championship

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs "Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen

 

IL

 

Six-Man Tag Team Match - Send to Grand Slam

X Force 9 (Ced Ordonez, Z) & Tod deKindes vs. New Sound (Flexxx, Poisyn) & Mak Francis

 

XF9...do the JOB

 

45-Minute Iron Man Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

For the SJL World Heavyweight Title

Sydney Sky vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

Syd retaines

 

 

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[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Hardcore Handicap Match - Send to Thoth

CIA & Cuttroat vs Mike Van Siclen

 

-C.I.A., despite Cutthroat's trying to give everybody blowjobs during the match.

 

Three-way Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Impact vs. Thor vs. Fugue

 

-Fugue, the musical madness, wins this with much grace.

 

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

#1 Contendership to the European Championship

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs "Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen

 

-IL can pull this off if he writes to his 100%. Otherwise, I see TNT taking this. Still though... GO ANDREW!!!

 

Six-Man Tag Team Match - Send to Grand Slam

X Force 9 (Ced Ordonez, Z) & Tod deKindes vs. New Sound (Flexxx, Poisyn) & Mak Francis

 

-Muahahahaha... XF9 WILL sell the job. Especially that poor excuse for an assclown Z

 

ASSCLOWN, ZEE IS! HA!

 

Either way, i think that this will be the most competitive match of the card. I look forward to fighting such an awesome team of Ced, Z and Tod.

 

45-Minute Iron Man Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

For the SJL World Heavyweight Title

Sydney Sky vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

-Danny Williams (you prick, you're still using my real name!) will get the Big Mac-sized upset here. He deserves the belt.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Time for some 124% accurate predictions of TOTAL DEVASTATION!!!, courtesy of the TWO TIME, TWO TIME, SWF Hardcore Champ.

 

Hardcore Handicap Match - Send to Thoth

CIA & Cuttroat vs Mike Van Siclen

-> Methinks MVS shall take this.

 

Three-way Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Impact vs. Thor vs. Fugue

-> Methinks Impact shall take this.

 

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

#1 Contendership to the European Championship

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs "Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen

-> Methinks IL shall take this.

 

Six-Man Tag Team Match - Send to Grand Slam

X Force 9 (Ced Ordonez, Z) & Tod deKindes vs. New Sound (Flexxx, Poisyn) & Mak Francis

-> Methinks the New Sound shall take this.

 

45-Minute Iron Man Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

For the SJL World Heavyweight Title

Sydney Sky vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-> Methinks Deathwish takes this, and becomes the new champeen.

[Guest Insanityman]

Hardcore Handicap Match CIA & Cuttroat vs Mike Van Siclen

~MVS, easily. Sorry guys but CIA you don't have the exp yet though you rock.

 

Three-way Match Impact vs. Thor vs. Fugue

~Fugue.

 

Singles Match

#1 Contendership to the European Championship

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs Insane Luchador

~TNT.

 

 

 

Six-Man Tag Team Match X Force 9 (Ced Ordonez, Z) & Tod deKindes vs. New Sound (Flexxx, Poisyn) & Mak Francis

~The New Sound.

 

45-Minute Iron Man Match

For the SJL World Heavyweight Title

Sydney Sky vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

~Okay, well, I'd have to say flip a coin.

[Guest Ace309]

Hardcore Handicap Match - Send to Thoth

CIA & Cuttroat vs Mike Van Siclen

 

Depends on whether CIA and Cutthroat try to write a comedy match or a serious match. I'm sure CIA can do amazing things with both characters, but MVS has the definite experience edge, so just to be safe I'll predict him.

 

Three-way Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Impact vs. Thor vs. Fugue

 

Hmm.... three relative n00bs, all with impressive debuts and matches... what the fuck, I'll go with the one I like best. Fugue.

 

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

#1 Contendership to the European Championship

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs "Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen

 

Oooooh, tough one. I'd love to see IL take this one, but TNT might pull it out. Flip a coin.

 

Six-Man Tag Team Match - Send to Grand Slam

X Force 9 (Ced Ordonez, Z) & Tod deKindes vs. New Sound (Flexxx, Poisyn) & Mak Francis

 

Hm... Z writes harder when I pick against him... so... NEW SOUND.

 

45-Minute Iron Man Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

For the SJL World Heavyweight Title

Sydney Sky vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

Oh, come on, this is Danny's match. You've gotta predict him to win it.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Hardcore Handicap Match - Send to Thoth

CIA & Cuttroat vs Mike Van Siclen

-Logical booking says MVS gets the win over Cutthroat to keep CIA strong since he just debuted, but MVS needes the win to build himself here.

 

Three-way Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Impact vs. Thor vs. Fugue

-I'm guessing that Impact no showed, and while Thor was ok in his debut, I think Fugue's winning match from last week showed just a bit more promise and I'll go with him.

 

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

#1 Contendership to the European Championship

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs "Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen

-I've faced both of these men before and won (yeah, deal with it). IL and I could work some interesting backstory as I twice let Sydney Sky get the win over him. However, I'm very interested to face TNT, especially sense I just recently read his last match against me and gave him a few tips. TNT to win.

 

Six-Man Tag Team Match - Send to Grand Slam

X Force 9 (Ced Ordonez, Z) & Tod deKindes vs. New Sound (Flexxx, Poisyn) & Mak Francis

-Logical booking says the new sound goes over to re-establish themselves. Yet, the team of Ced, Z and Tod are way too strong overall and I have to go with them. Whether Francis is revealed to be the new New Sound member for definite, I think is still up to conjecture, despite Mak pretty much admitting to it in his comments.

 

45-Minute Iron Man Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

For the SJL World Heavyweight Title

Sydney Sky vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-Syd's my girl and I really want her to prove herself as the champion. However, one cannot deny how strongly this match plays into Danny's strengths who has been on a tear sense his return. My heart says Sky, my head says Danny, so call it a push.

[Guest]

Hardcore Handicap Match - Send to Thoth

CIA & Cuttroat vs Mike Van Siclen

-Well, my match, and I suspect I already know EXACTLY how it will end, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna say it here. Let's just say I was surprised by the accuracy of one person's prediction.

 

Three-way Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Impact vs. Thor vs. Fugue

-Oooh, good matchup. Also, ooooh, Fugue's gonna win. Although this could be a close one for one of his opponents.

 

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

#1 Contendership to the European Championship

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs "Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen

-Both of these guys are good buddies of mine in chat, and both are talented. IL has his big storyline to work out with whoever he is 'targeting', and could carry on without the title shot. Plus, TNT is gunning for it. I gotta give TNT the advantage in this match.

 

Six-Man Tag Team Match - Send to Grand Slam

X Force 9 (Ced Ordonez, Z) & Tod deKindes vs. New Sound (Flexxx, Poisyn) & Mak Francis

-It'd be great for teh faces to go over here, all of them are impressive writers, but I would much prefer the heels go over, keep the new sound gimmick rolling. Still, too many good people in this match, too much room for errors in judgement. Thus, no call.

 

45-Minute Iron Man Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

For the SJL World Heavyweight Title

Sydney Sky vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-I actually want to predict this one, but, I said it before. Never call the main event, and you'll never call it wrong.

[Guest]

Hardcore Handicap Match

CIA & Cuttroat vs Mike Van Siclen

- MVS

 

Three-way Match

Impact vs. Thor vs. Fugue

- Fugue

 

Singles Match

#1 Contendership to the European Championship

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs "Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen

- Luchador

 

Six-Man Tag Team Match

X Force 9 (Ced Ordonez, Z) & Tod deKindes vs. New Sound (Flexxx, Poisyn) & Mak Francis

- sWo

 

45-Minute Iron Man Match

For the SJL World Heavyweight Title

Sydney Sky vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

- Williams

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Hardcore Handicap Match - Send to Thoth

CIA & Cuttroat vs Mike Van Siclen

-CIA rules...MVS rules more. Add Cutthroat to the mix and you get an MVS win.

 

Three-way Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Impact vs. Thor vs. Fugue

-Thor has been impressive with his promo, and Fugue had a great first match. I'll go with the musical one.

 

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

#1 Contendership to the European Championship

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs "Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen

-No comment

 

Six-Man Tag Team Match - Send to Grand Slam

X Force 9 (Ced Ordonez, Z) & Tod deKindes vs. New Sound (Flexxx, Poisyn) & Mak Francis

-Awesome match and sure to be a great read here. I'm a huge Z fan and Tod and me are like this *crosses fingers* so I gotta go with XF9

 

45-Minute Iron Man Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

For the SJL World Heavyweight Title

Sydney Sky vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

-Also another match sure to rock all. Sky is great, and has beaten me before, but Dan's my man, and I'm looking forward to seeing what he can do with an Iron Man match.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Wow...this is the first real JL post I've checked out other than the sWo debut show.  But predicting is fun, so predict I will do.  Maybe a JLer will start the Storm prediction thread now(nudge, nudge)...

 

Hardcore Handicap Match - Send to Thoth

CIA & Cuttroat vs Mike Van Siclen

 

* Wow, I don't really know any of these people.  I remember someone telling me Cuthroat was a jobber, and Ash had him in his promo with a fro, so I'll go with MVS.

 

Three-way Match - Send to TheBostonStrangler

Impact vs. Thor vs. Fugue

 

*Thor was way too uptight in his promo, and I like Fugue's musical stats, so I'm going to go with him.  Impact, I know nothing about you.  No offense, good sir.

 

Singles Match - Send to Longdogger_Pete

#1 Contendership to the European Championship

"TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs "Insane Luchadore" Andrew Rickmen

 

*IL still around and kicking.  Yes!  I'm gonna go with him, because TNT sounds like he should of been on Home Improvement with that name.  =)  Should be a goodie.

 

Six-Man Tag Team Match - Send to Grand Slam

X Force 9 (Ced Ordonez, Z) & Tod deKindes vs. New Sound (Flexxx, Poisyn) & Mak Francis

 

* I'm going to go with my boys, the sWo here.  They better impress, though from the looks of Marky-mark's post, they may not get a match in.  Boooo.  Get a match in, jiggas.

 

45-Minute Iron Man Match - Send to Edwin MacPhisto

For the SJL World Heavyweight Title

Sydney Sky vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams

 

* Yay for Syd, that sexy lady who I've yet to talk too since my return.  Hopefully she picks up the retain, gets a nice reign and gets bumped.  Though I like Danny's nickname.  These JL heels are looking promising.  Hurry, get bumped and start some more trouble up in the WF.  It's booooooring up here.

 

Later gents and lady, and good luck on yer matches.