KingPK 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 We are once again north of the border for the OAOAST's flagship show, HeldDOWN~! Tonight, we come to you from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. We aren't at SkyDome, but 15,000 fans have jam packed the home of the Toronto Maple Leafs (so at least they'll see someone with a championship LOLZERS!). Over to Sofa Central and your hosts for the evening. COLE Good evening everyone. Michael Cole here along with the Coach and we are just 72 hours away from our Syndicated special, which includes the HY-OOOGE 10-man Captain's Fall main event tag to decide the future of this very company. COACH I wouldn't say Axel's confident, but he's already hired an interior decorator for his office. COLE There are also three other big matches signed for that special on Saturday night, but we'll get to them and the rest of the show tonight in a moment. Fans, our night hasn't even officially begun yet, and already we have huge news for you. This past weekend, on Sunday to be exact, we gained a new addition to the OAOAST family. COACH WE SIGNED LESNAR! I KNEW IT! EAT A DICK, VINNY MAC! COLE ...eat a...will you stop! I'm talking about the baby! COACH Oh...OH! COLE That's right folks, on Sunday, Zack Malibu's girlfriend Candie gave birth to their first child, a baby girl they've named Jenna Nicole Malibu. COACH That's a hot name. COLE ... COACH Sorry. COLE Silly remarks from Coachman aside, we wish Zack and Candie and their newborn daughter all the best in the world. We know that Zack has flown back to Japan to resume his commitment to HI-YAH, but as a special treat, later tonight, the world will get their first look at little Jenna, as we talk to Candie for the first time since she revealed to us she was pregnant! COACH That had to put some sunlight in Zack's days, especially these days with Bruce Blank breathing down his neck. COLE No doubt about it. When we heard from Zack last week, he told The Wildcards that he wasn't going to back out on his HI-YAH commitments, but if they felt inclined to go after him in Japan, he'd be waiting for them. From what I've gathered, The Wildcards haven't shown up for their house show booking earlier in the week, nor have we seen them here tonight. It's entirely possible they've taken a plane to the Land of the Rising Sun to take Zack up on his offer! COACH I hope not...the man's got a family now...he might need to tone down the bravado! COLE I don't know if THAT will ever happen...but nonetheless, we'll talk more about Zack later on when Candie joins us live via satellite to introduce their baby girl to the world! But right now we're gonna kick things off with Tag Team World Cup action! Conga by Gloria Estefan & the Miami Sound Machine hits and the Cuban team walks through the curtains. They have various interactions with fans as they walk down the aisle. BUFFER The following is a second-round matchup in the Tag Team World Cup tournament! It is scheduled for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit! Introducing the first team, representing Cuba, at a combined weight of 503 pounds...introducing first, from Havana, Cuba...CARLOSSSSSSSSSSSS CONNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEPCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! His partner, from Bayamo, Cuba...ISSSSSSSSSSMAELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SANTIAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! COLE Ismael Santiago is the larger of the two, in the long blue tights, weighing in at around 260. His partner in the long red tights, is Carlos Concepcion, weighing in the 240's. The Cubans step in the ring and gesture at the fans, as Tom Sawyer by Rush hits and an enormous pop follows it as the Canadians make their way out, high-fiving the fans. BUFFER Their opponents, representing Canada...at a combined weight of 485 pounds...first, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFELIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! His partner, hailing from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan...KENNNNNNNNNNNN PANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! COLE And what a reaction from the crowd here in Toronto! The Canadians pose on the buckles to a big pop, then jump down as the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COACH You know, Cole, the thought just occured to me, why wasn't the Cuban Wall selected to compete for the Cuban side? COLE I would presume that the countries preferred to choose people of high character as well as great wrestlers. COACH So that's more important than winning? I think Wall would have been a great representative for the Cuban team! Concepcion and Strutter meet in mid-ring, and Concepcion sticks his hand out for a handshake. When Strutter goes to accept, however, Concepcion grabs the hand and slaps Strutter across the face! The crowd boos mightily. COACH Hey! COLE Well, maybe I spoke too soon! Strutter wipes his face as Concepcion gloats, then when he turns around, Strutter hits him with a dropkick! Strutter then picks Concepcion up and whips him into the ropes, then backs into the ropes himself, coming off with a spinning wheel kick! Strutter then tags in Pantera, and Concepcion backs off. COLE Great speed and agility on the part of Felix Strutter, and now the power man, Ken Pantera in there! Concepcion gets up to his knees and sticks his hand out for another handshake. COLE Yeah, like that'll work again! The crowd reacts negatively, but Pantera motions for them to calm down, then asks Concepcion to stand up. Concepcion stands, and Pantera sticks his hand out. COLE Well, wait a minute here! COACH You know, these guys are impressive athletes, but they're not too bright, are they? Concepcion looks at Pantera for a minute, then grabs the hand...and Pantera squeezes, prompting a yell from Concepcion, who almost immediately drops back down to his knees! COACH ...ok, I stand corrected. Pantera then brings Concepcion's hand to the mat, and stomps it! He then whips Concepcion to the ropes, and catches him on the rebound with a BIG clothesline! Concepcion quickly scoots to his corner, and tags in Santiago, who slowly steps into the ring. COLE Looks like we're going to have a power matchup right now! Santiago gets in the face of Pantera. COACH The big man not intimidated by the Canadians! The two men jaw at each other, then Santiago bumps Pantera back with his chest. Pantera approaches once again, and gets shoved off. Pantera shoves back, then Santiago rakes the eyes. Pantera is sent into the ropes, but ducks a clothesline and delivers one of his own! Santiago gets up, and Pantera scoops him up for a slam, turning around to show the crowd from all angles, then plants him in the middle of the ring! Concepcion comes in, but Pantera catches him, pressing him up into the air, and letting him drop right onto his partner! Pantera then shoves Concepcion off and goes for a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera tags Strutter back in, and slingshots him inside, with Strutter flipping over the ropes and catching Santiago in a SPINNING HURRICANRANA~! COACH WOW! COLE More great agility shown by "After Hours" Felix Strutter! The Cubans retreat to their corner, as the crowd cheers. COLE And so far, it's been all Canada in this one! The Cubans confer, and Concepcion steps back inside. He quickly goes for a right hand, but Pantera blocks and starts hammering away, then lifts him up in a PRESS SLAM~! and tosses him to the mat like yesterday's garbage! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera wrings the arm of Concepcion, then tags Strutter back in. Strutter goes to the top, and comes down with a chop to the joint! Strutter then wrings the arm himself and fires off more chops. COLE Felix Strutter, from nearby Thunder Bay, hammering away on Carlos Concepcion of Havana! Strutter hooks Concepcion, and delivers a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera is tagged back in, and stalks Concepcion into a corner. Santiago jumps in and hammers Pantera from behind, then the Cubans whip Pantera across the ring, but Pantera bounces out and scores with a double clothesline! Santiago rolls back out, and Pantera delivers a side slam to Concepcion, then tags Strutter, who springs in with a guillotine legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Concepcion takes a second to regroup, then goes for a tieup. Strutter grabs a side headlock, then Concepcion pushes him off into the ropes, then drops down, and after Strutter hops over, he catches a knee to the lower back from Santiago on the outside! COLE Nice move by Santiago, and the Cubans may have just caught their first big break of this match! Concepcion drops down and puts on a chokehold, breaking at the referee's four-count. Santiago then tags in, and lifts Strutter in a slam position, carrying him around the ring, before performing a SHOULDERBREAKER~! COLE One of the favorite moves of Santiago, we're told, will it be enough? 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Not yet! Santiago whips Strutter into the ropes, but Strutter ducks a clothesline and hooks a crucifix! 1... 2... Kickout! Santiago clotheslines Strutter down, then tags Concepcion back in. Concepcion whips Strutter into the corner, but eats feet on a charge! Santiago steps into the ring, distracting the referee as Strutter makes the tag! COLE Tag made, but no referee! The referee turns around and forces Pantera out, as Concepcion holds Strutter up for a BIG BOOT~! from Santiago! COACH It's not a Cuban Wall-esque boot, but it'll do! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Two-count only! COACH I'll tell you what, Cole, the Cubans really using their heads in there, we could be on our way to an upset! Concepcion picks up Strutter, who hammers to the midsection, then goes to the ropes for another crucifix...but Concepcion drops back to the mat! Concepcion arrogantly lays back... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE And this crowd getting behind the Canadians! Santiago tags in once again, and hops up to the second rope. He takes time to play to the crowd, which meets him with boos, then jumps off...and is met with a foot to the face! COLE Santiago took too much time, and now Strutter needs to tag! Strutter pulls himself across the ring, and makes the tag! COLE And the referee saw that one, and Pantera in there now! Pantera delivers a clothesline to Concepcion! Then one to Santiago! Pantera shouts out to the Toronto crowd, then delivers a running powerslam to Concepcion, then sets up Sanitago, lifting him for a vertical suplex, and bringing him down into a URINAGE~! COLE That's the finishing move of Ken Pantera! Here's the cover... 1... 2... NO! Concepcion saves! Pantera gets up and hammers on Concepcion, as Strutter knocks Santiago to the floor with a baseball slide! Pantera whips Concepcion hard into a corner, and Strutter hits a boot to the gut, and plants him with the ANGEL'S WINGS~!!! COLE He calls that the Thunder Bay Throttle, and that'll do it! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* The crowd EXPLODES. COLE And Canada advances again! BUFFER The winners of the match...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! COACH I've got to say, these guys are really starting to win me over, Cole! COLE So Canada will go to Shea Stadium on August 5th to face the winner of Mexico and Germany! We'll have a full update and Team Heyross highlights later, another big win for them against the Chinese! But right now, let's go to Josh! CUT TO: Josh all my his lonesome at the backstage interview position. JOSH Thank you, Michael. Last week, one of the most horrific events I've ever seen in professional wrestling took place when Drek Stone gave Holly-Wood a Stonecutter on the steel ring steps after she tried to prevent him from interfering in the on-going tag team title match between Black T and the Heavenly Rockers. In fairness, and as Drek Stone supporters have rush to point out, he only acted in self-defense. AXEL, HOFF and DREK STONE force their way through the crowd and over the guardrail. Unware of what's coming up behind her Holly accidently bumps into Drek Stone, who gives her a wink and a love pat on the BUTT! Holly's like, "Oh, no, you didn't," jumping on Stone's back, clawing at his eyes. Enough of the foreplay says Drek, wrapping his arm around Holly's neck. He slings her over his shoulder... ...STONECUTTER ON STEEL RING STEPS! JOSH Still, there was no need for Drek to do what he did. Ironically enough, it was Stone's involvement that would lead to the Heavenly Rockers retaining their World Tag Team Title. Now joined by the champions themselves, who issued a challenged earlier in the week to Hoff and Drek Stone for tonight. SYNTH Who only accepted if we'd put the straps on the line. Can ya believe dat? JOSH It's kinda smart, actually. Since they're involved in the huge 10-man tag at Syndicated, there was no reason for them to take you up on your challenge and risk possible injury if the belts weren't on the line. Anyway, thank you for being here. Logan, I gotta start with you. With your wedding just two weeks away, the one question many have been asking since last Thursday night, which Jesse "The Body" Ventura aluded to on commentary: Is your relationship with Holly-Wood cursed? LOGAN There no such thing as curses, Josh Matthews. Bad luck is another story. You see, every relationship has its trials and tribulations. And like any trial, it can drag out over a long period of time. Earlier this year Synth and I won the second annual Anderson Cup, defeating the Sooner Bruisers in the tournament finals. As anybody who watched that night will remember, the Sooners went into roid rage and...boom! Dropped on my head; had to be carried off on a stretcher. I'd never forget, as I was loaded onto the ambulance, Arn Anderson walking over and telling me about a phrase he must've said a thousand times and deeply believed in, that being "adversity introduces a man to himself." He told us that night we'd find out if we were cut out to be professional wrestlers. It wouldn't require us to go in front of thousands of people and say we're more than a couple of rockstars-turned-wrestlers, please take us seriously. He said to look up at the ceiling when we're lying on the hospital beds and if we felt that fire burning in our gut, we had arrived. That fire was and still is burning, Josh Matthews. All Drek Stone did was pour gasoline on the fire. Later on in the evening, I'm gonna shove my fist so far down his throat I'm gonna be molesting him from the inside! I'm gonna tear you up, Stone! I'm ready to do this thing! SYNTH Amped to the max! JOSH Tonight will be the third week in a row you have defended the tag team championship on television. About you concerned about stretching yourselves thin? LOGAN It's Logan, not Lohan. We aren't twigs, we're rock 'n' roll pigs. Anytime we step into the ring with these belts could be our last. It doesn't make a difference if we defend the belts 14 days in a row or once every 30 days, the odds say we're gonna lose them eventually, so we're gonna live every moment like it's our last. JOSH One last question if I may. SYNTH Because you asked so nice, you don't have to say it twice. Spit it out like man jelly! JOSH I'm not Lance Bass, so I wouldn't know about that. However, there are two men lurking in the wings who know something about tag team gold. Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, Black T. After the events of last week, they say they're the uncrowned One & Only Anglesault Thread tag team champions. SYNTH (holds up tag belt) Eye ball dat, silly bitches. LOGAN Dan and Tony don't have to worry about a thing. They'll get their shot at us. Belts or no belts. Don't matter. Ain't done with them by any stretch of the imagination. Unfinished business. Now it's time for us to go take care of business. SYNTH Y'all deal wit dat, muthafuckers! JOSH Back to you at Sofa Central. DING DING DING! CUE: "A Different City" by Modest Mouse -The fans erupt as the lights turn green and orange and begin strobing. The curtain flies open, revealing the OAOAST X-Champion, TJ Burns. He stops in the middle of the entrance and stares at the ring, just as Regina Craven and Stevie St. John flank him. BUFFER "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! THE NEXT MATCH, IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!! AND IS FOR THE OAOAST X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!! Standing in the ring...from Okinawa, Japan...representing HI-YAH! HE IS...HATOOOOORRIIIIII KA-MAAA-MAAAAT-SUUUUU!!! -Hatori paces around the ring slowly, raising his fist as his name is called. BUFFER "...AND HIS OPPONENT! FROM DONEGAL, IRELAND!!! Accompanied to the ring by the IRA...HE IS THE OAOAST X DIVISION CHAMPION!! INTRODUUUUUCING TEE! JAY!! BUUUUUUUUURNS!!!" -TJ slowly begins his descent down the ramp towards the ring. Regina smiles to the fans while Stevie enjoys a cigarette, her eyes locked on the ring as well. TJ slowly slides in...and Hatori attacks! COACH Woah! Hatori wants to make this quick! COLE He must have drycleaning he needs to get done! COACH ...WHAT?! COLE ...what? -The bell rings, signaling the match is officially underway. Hatori continues his assault on TJ, who is attempting to get to his knees. Hatori grabs TJ's head and lifts him up. The standard push into the ropes, and an Irish whip. TJ rebounds, his eyes making contact with Hatori's. Hatori leaps, raising his feet, looking for a dropkick. TJ DUCKS UNDERNEATH! Hatori falls back...RIGHT ONTO TJ'S SHOULDER!! TJ INSTINCTIVELY GRABS HATORI'S ARMS AND TWISTS!! CRASH!~!~ COACH/COLE IRISH CAR BOMB! -Stevie and Regina jump up and down, screaming! TJ shakes his head and covers!! 1!!! 2!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!! DING DING DING!~ CUE: "A Different City" by Modest Mouse BUFFER "YOUR WINNER...AND STILLLL THE OAOAST X CHAM...." -TJ makes a cutting motion to his neck, cutting off Buffer and the music. Regina hands TJ a mic. TJ "...Is that it? I had to wrestle the best that the HI-YAH had to offer, and it's over in a little over a minute? Are you kidding?! You know what? Fuck this...my open challenge is off, and I'M making the move...I want the best that I think the OAOAST has to offer... I! WANT! VITAMIN X!!! COACH WHOA!! COLE THE X-CHAMPION CALLS OUT VITAMIN X!! WILL HE ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE?! FANS! IM SORRY!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 "OH MY GOD! INCREDIBLE SUPERSTAR!" "Baseline" by Quarashi begins playing, and white strobelights and a stage full of smoke greet the superstar arriving on stage, as Longdogger Pete steps out and makes his way down to the ramp, getting a mixed reaction from the OAOAST fans. Pete wears a generic black OAOAST T-shirt and black jeans. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen... making his way to the ring at this time... LOOOOONGDOGGERRRRRR PEEEEEETE! COLE We're back from Toronto. Well, here comes Longdogger Pete, former SWF veteran, here tonight to answer a challenge from former OAOAST champion Peter Knight for a tag team match this week at Syndicated! COACH Of course, that challenge came AFTER Peter Knight attacked Longdogger Pete during his match with Gibraltar, knocking him out with a steel chair! COLE Big deal! Gibraltar had already done all the work for him! Pete enters the ring and waits for the audience, and his music, to die down, before accepting the microphone from Buffer. COACH Well, let's see what the old man has to say. PETE ...Last week... on HeldDOWN... I may have met my match when I went up against Gibraltar. COACH "May have" met his match? Gibraltar is literally twice his size! PETE However, I was denied the right to find out for sure, no thanks to interference from Peter Knight! Sure, I may have won the match by disqualification, but how much respect does that earn me? None! COLE Pete has been very passionate about earning the admiration of these OAOAST fans. COACH He's not having much luck so far! PETE And now Peter Knight has challenged me to a "Pick-Your-Partner" tag team match at Syndicated. Knight, you think a single chair shot is going to scare me away? Well, you're dead wrong. I accept your challenge! COLE The match is on! LDP and Peter Knight will be in action at Syndicated! PETE Now, Knight, you may be wondering who my tag team partner will be. You may be asking yourself, "Who in the OAOAST would want to pair up with a washed up SWF reject like LDP?" Well, Knight, you may be surprised. You see, I've asked around, and it turns out, there's quite a few people in the back that would jump at the chance to take you down a peg or two. Don't believe me? Ask yourself. COACH He's bluffing! ...Isn't he? PETE Now since I know you're curious, I'm going to introduce my tag team partner to you now. For my choice, I have to admit I went a little... "outside the box." Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... the Riot Grrl... SYDNEY SKY! COLE and COACH What?! "Cave" by Muse hits the speakers next, and the audience roars as another former SWF worker, Sydney Sky, appears on the ramp, dressed in a white button down shirt, a black and purple plaid skirt, and black combat boots. She smiles broadly as she runs down the ramp, high-fiving audience members as she descends to the ring and climbs in. COLE Longdogger Pete's partner will be Sydney Sky? When did she get an OAOAST contract? COACH Who the hell is this? Inside the ring, Sydney high fives Pete, and as her music fades away, Pete continues talking. PETE I don't know about all of you, but I can't wait to see Sydney Sky back in action after four years away from this bid'ness! I.... Suddenly, the drum and guitar flourish of Metalingus assaults the senses and all eyes turn to the entranceway as Peter Knight, dressed in his "Knightmare" t-shirt and jeans walks onto the stage, microphone in hand. The crowd unleashes their venom on the former World Champion as he looks towards the ring, a broad smirk on his face. The music fades, as does the crowd noise, but as Knight begins to bring the microphone to his mouth he suffers a case of the giggles (er....MANLY giggles). He tries again but he can't seem to look at the duo in the ring with a straight face. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" COLE What's so funny? COACH Come on, Cole, Longdogger chose HER? Finally, Knight composes himself enough to be able to speak. KNIGHT Heh heh, *ahem* whoo. Come on, old man; you had the choice of all those guys in the back....and you chose your little daughter? Oh, excuse me, your granddaughter? (He chuckles some more) "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" KNIGHT (holding his side) Oh, my ribs. Look, Britney, I know you've always wanted to see what ol' grandpa did for a living, but trust me, you don't want to get involved in this. Sky simply stands next to Longdogger, showing solidarity with the former SWF star. Knight nods. KNIGHT Ok, all right. It almost seems unfair for me to reveal my partner for our match at Syndicated because, with the competition I'm looking at right now, all he's going to do is sit on the apron. Ah, I'll do it anyway. Come on out, partner. CUE: Bloody Murderer by Cursive "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE Oh no. COACH Oh yes. Led by his manager Saint Andrew, the mammoth Gibraltar steps out onto the stage. Knight smirks at Longdogger and Sydney Sky as they look on with unconcealed concern. COLE I don't think Longdogger and Sydney Sky COMBINED weigh as much as that monster. COACH Longdogger made a HUGE mistake here. His OAOAST career is about to end as quickly as it began this Sunday. Knight reaches up and slaps a stoic Gibraltar on the shoulder as we fade. -------------------------------------------------- V.O. AAAnd now it's time for a Tag Team World Cup '06 Update. This update is brought to you by Sierra Mist. Here's Tony Schiavone at the Update Center. *WHOOSH* SCHIAVONE Fans Tony Schiavone here bringing you an update on the Tag-Team world cup along with Jesse Ventura VENTURA That’s Jesse “the International Body” Ventura SCHIAVONE As you all know the second round took place this week all over the world, great action VENTURA Oh definitely, it’s a huge chance for these guys to make an international break through, everyone is putting their best foot forward, we’ve seen some upsets and we’ve seen some great matches. SCHIAVONE Speaking of great matches, we’ve got highlights from what turned out to be a surprisingly competitive and close match, from Glasgow in Scotland VENTURA The team from Jamaica took on the Great Danes, the Danish representatives in this tournament in a match that lasted over 45 minutes! Of course we can’t show you all of it here tonight but it will be on the DVD release of the tournament. SCHIAVONE It was action from the word go, so let’s go to our man on the spot – Mr. Rowdy Roddy Piper reporting from Glasgow. We cut to Roddy Piper standing ringside in the arena in Glasgow, the arena is empty but the ring is still set up and some of the crew is seen in the background cleaning up. PIPER Thank you Jess and Timmy. It was a great match man, just a great match with both teams coming to fight. . . which is fortunate since it’s not a crochet competition. The Jamaican team of Denzel Spencer and Reggie Lamont, two easy going guys from Jamaica clashed with the latest Viking Invasion to hit Scotland, the team of Danish Dynamite and the King of Beers a.k.a. the Great Danes. Spencer and Lamont enter the arena to the smooth sounds of Stevie Wonder getting quite a positive reaction from the crowd after their upset win over Italy last week. Despite their cool, laid back appearance it’s obvious that both men are ready for action tonight. But while Team Jamaica is popular because of their win over Italy the Great Danes get an even more positive reaction, especially the King of Beers because of his love of the “golden drops” and his propensity for sharing that love with a few lucky fans at ringside. Dynamite seems extremely fired up while the King of Beers is his usual fun loving self having a beer and singing along with the crowd as they enter the arena. PIPER The Great Danes have wrestled extensively all over Europe the last couple of years so they’re no strangers to the Scottish crowd, even if their ancestors pillaged their country about a thousand years ago – wrestling: Makes you forgive and forget old grudges Piper wipes an imaginary tear from his eye before we’re sent back to highlights of the match. Danish Dynamite starts out with Reggie Lamont, two men who both like to use their power to their advantage. The red & white attack takes the early advantage on the Jamaican with a series of deep arm drags and leg work to control the pace and dictate the direction of the match. Dynamite demonstrates his power advantage over the taller Lamont by throwing the 6’4’’ man around with suplexes like it’s going out of fashion. FF >> Lamont ducks under a cross body block from the King of Beers and rolls over to his corner making the tag to Denzel Spencer. Spencer leaps over the top rope and then quickly takes the King of Beers down with an axe kick. Spencers combination of solid ground work and high flying moves turns the tide for Team Jamaica as the King of Beers brawling ways come up short time and again. FF >> Clothesline on the King of Beers in the corner, followed by a tag to Reggie Lamont who whips Denzel into the corner for a clothesline on their opponent followed by Lamont nailing the King of Beers with a clothesline of his own. The double team move is only enough to get a 2 count much to the delight of the crowd. FF >> After a bit of miscommunication on the Jamaican team the King of Beers is able to tag in Danish Dynamite and helps him leap into the ring by using the top rope as a slingshot sending the short powerhouse over the top clotheslining both opponents down. Dynamite quickly picks up Denzel and lands the Dynamite Blast on him but the pinfall is broken up by Reggie Lamont at the last moment. FF >> All four men are in the ring at the same time as the crowd is on the edge of their seats, the Great Danes team up to clothesline Denzel out of the ring before turning their attention towards Reggie Lamont. Dynamite lifts his opponent up on his shoulders as the King of Beers climbs the ropes ready to leap off and clothesline Lamont off Dynamite’s shoulders. Denzel leaps up on the apron and knocks the King of Beers off the top rope to the floor as Reggie Lamont flips forward rolling Danish Dynamite up with a victory roll ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! The crowd explodes in cheers as team Jamaica beats the odds once more and take the victory “The winners of the match in 46 minutes, 5 seconds TEAAAAAAAAAAAM JAMAICAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” Both Dynamite and the King of Beers stare at their opponents, the tension and uncertainly in the arena is so thick you can cut it with a knife, after all they had just had a gruelling hard fought 45 minute match. Then the cheers erupt once more as the Danish team offers their opponents a handshake and then proceeds to raise Team Jamaica’s hands in the air as a sign of victory and respect. PIPER So now Team Jamaica moves on to the finals of the European bracket in Wembley on August 5th, after having beaten two teams with better seeds than they have they may just be the surprise of the tournament. As for the Danes, well they’re happy with having beaten their long time rivals the Swedes in the first round, they wish they could have gone further of course but that’s how it goes. Back to you Jesse and Timmy VENTURA Timmy (laughs) I’ll have to remember that one. SCHIAVONE Thank you Rodney Piper, and remember the full match as well as every other match in the World tag-team cup will be available on DVD later in the year. VENTURA That’s right Timmy *snickers* SCHIAVONE And we understand an ugly scene tonight in Manchester, as France scored an upset over the top-seeded UK team by devious methods. *Cut to the finish, which has a French nailing a Brit with brass knuckles and scoring the pin. The French are quickly rushed out by security as debris flies their way courtesy of English fans up in arms.* VENTURA Hey, they did what they had to do, Timmy, you gotta respect that! SCHIAVONE ...and they get the win, and at Wembley on the 5th, they'll take on the Jamaicans, it'll be the four-seed against the seven-seed! VENTURA I'll tell you what, that was a great match with the Jamaicans and Denmark, both of those teams have a bright future! SCHIAVONE No question about it, and now the next bracket, and another big win for Team Heyross, they were in Kuwait taking on the Chinese today! VENTURA Look at the size of those guys, Timmy! SCHIAVONE Both over seven feet tall, we understand... *Footage is shown of Quentin Benjamin trying to take down one of them with shoulderblocks. SCHIAVONE ...but as we know, size isn't everything in professional wrestling! *Cut to the finish, where a Chinese has Moss set up for a powerbomb, when Benjamin knocks him to the mat with a missile dropkick. Moss then grabs the legs, and manages to turn him over into the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!, getting the submission.* SCHIAVONE So Team Heyross victorious, and they'll go to the Tokyo Dome to take on the homeland Japanese team on August the 5th! The Japanese victorious over Australia, in what was a real donnybrook, we understand. SCHIAVONE And you saw earlier tonight another great showing from the Canadian team as they put away the Cubans, so on August 5th, they'll take on the team from Mexico, who won against the Germans, that match will take place at New York's Shea Stadium! And now, onto the final bracket: SCHIAVONE It'll be the Lithuanians, after their victory over Finland, taking on the Egyptians, who defeated the Iranian team, that match will take place in South Africa at Soccer City, again, that's August the 5th, and all those matches will be televised by OAOAST TV! VENTURA Should be a great night of action, Timmy! SCHIAVONE That's it from the Update Desk. Let's take you back to the arena in Toronto! *WHOOSH* COLE Thanks Tony. Next up....wait, ANOTHER sponsored recap? COACH We gotta pay for my dome wax and your pedicures somehow. COLE SHHHHH! V.O. And now, the OAOAST Backtracker, brought to you by Alix Maria Spezia’s Speezy Fo’ Heezy Treats: We don’t know what that means either. OAOAST HeldDOWN~! LAST WEEK Vitamin X is slowly starting to get up. Thunderkid helps him up. Thunderkid then sets him up for a Brainbuster. THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!& #33;1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111 “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE Thunderbolt DDT! The Thunderbolt DDT! Thunderkid hit it! Thunderkid hit the Thunderbolt DDT! COACH He’s got it! He’s got the match won! The crowd cheers loudly as Thunderkid covers Vitamin X! Referee Earl Hebner counts along with the crowd! 1…. 2… 2 ½ 2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 3— THA PUERTO RICAN PULLS EARL HEBNER OUT OF THE RING! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE No! No! Tha Puerto Rican pulled the ref out of the ring! Tha Puerto Rican stopped the count! The crowd boos loudly. Earl Hebner argues with Tha Puerto Rican. Thunderkid notices that PRL is out there arguing with the referee, so he exits the ring and chases after PRL! (CLIP) Thunderkid slowly walks towards PRL, cracking his knuckles. The crowd is still cheering. Meanwhile, Cuban Wall runs down the entrance ramp and enters the ring. He pulls out something out of his tights and hands it over to Vitamin X. Cuban Wall then exits the ring. Thunderkid is only a few feet away from Tha Puerto Rican! THA PUERTO RICAN Please don’t hurt me! Please don’t hurt me! *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!* Vitamin X STUNS Thunderkid with a TASER GUN! COLE It’s that taser gun! The taser gun has been used again! That damn taser gun! Thunderkid is convulsing following the taser gun shot! The crowd starts booing loudly. Tha Puerto Rican laughs evilly. Vitamin X grabs the convulsing Thunderkid and places him in between his legs. He hooks the arms, and then lifts Thunderkid up, giving him a neckbreaker! The Overdose (Double-armed suplex into a neckbreaker)! COLE The Overdose! Vitamin X just hit Thunderkid with The Overdose! We haven’t seen that move from him in a long time! (CLIP) Vitamin X covers Thunderkid, who is still convulsing. Referee Earl Hebner counts. (CLIP) COLE No! No! No! 1! 2! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* (17:17) “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE COACH Tha Puerto Rican jumps up and down in joy, celebrating Vitamin X/his victory over Thunderkid! Cuban Wall applauds VX on the outside. Vitamin X is overjoyed with his victory. Earl Hebner raises his hands in victory as “Bling-Bling” by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys starts playing. COACH Are you freaking KIDDING ME!?! BUFFER Here is your winner…”The Corporate Champion” VITAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX! Garbage is being thrown into the ring. Thunderkid is lying on the mat, convulsing. Vitamin X gets up and hugs Tha Puerto Rican. VITAMIN X BOO-YAH~! THA PUERTO RICAN BOO-YAH~! COLE What an upset! I am shocked! Vitamin X, VITAMIN X has beaten Thunderkid! VITAMIN X HAS JUST BEAT THUNDERKID! (CLIP) Cuban Wall lifts Vitamin X onto his shoulders. Vitamin X parades around the ring on Cuban Wall’s shoulders waving his hands in the air like he just don’t care. Tha Puerto Rican applauds VX, and tries to start a “X-MAN! X-MAN! X-MAN! X-MAN!” chant. It doesn’t work. The crowd is still booing and throwing garbage into the ring. COLE Vitamin X is acting like he just won the OAOAST World Title! (CLIP) COLE “The Corporate Champion” Vitamin X has beaten Thunderkid tonight on HeldDOWN~! and I bet Thunderkid won’t take this lying down! Earl Hebner helps Thunderkid walk up the entrance ramp. He is still convulsing, but not as much now. Tha Puerto Rican, Cuban Wall, and Vitamin X watch Thunderkid leave and laugh manically, loving the pain they’ve caused TK tonight. Garbage has covered the ring. The crowd is still booing. The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. *KA-CHING~!* *Come and take your Vitamin X.* "Bling-Bling" by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys starts playing, which causes the crowd to boo loudly. The entrance doors slide open, and Vitamin X comes out, doing the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle. And following him is “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican, wearing his usual Corporate business suit and carrying the Corporate Champion belt over his left shoulder. Vitamin X is back to wearing his usual ring attire, except this time he is wearing gray sweatpants for reasons never explained. VX badly dances for a bit, and then high fives PRL. “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN Go get him, Homefry! Kick his ass! Dollar signs are superimposed over the entrance ramp as Vitamin X and PRL walk to the ring. Vitamin X is bobbing his head to the beat of his entrance song. *DING DING DING* MICHAEL BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit. Introducing first. Accompanying to the ring by “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican. From Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 248 lbs. He is the Financial Consultant for The Lightning Crew. VITAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX! The crowd boos loudly for Vitamin X. VX jaws with the fans. He hops onto a turnbuckle, and crosses his arms into an X. Tha Puerto Rican applauds VX on the ring apron. He brags about Vitamin X, sneering at the crowd. VX hops off the turnbuckle into the ring. PRL also enters the ring. PRL and VX discuss some strategy, and then together do The Lightning Crew Salute. The crowd boos loudly. Puerto badmouths the crowd. “Bling-Bling” continues playing as PRL and Vitamin X continue to discuss strategy. THA PUERTO RICAN You got this in the bag. VITAMIN X I got it G. Let’s do this. “Bling-Bling” by The B.G. featuring The Big Tymers and Hot Boys dies down. The lights go down in the arena. “God Of Thunder” by KISS starts playing. The crowd cheers loudly. Smoke covers the entryway and yellow strobe lights circle the entrance. A few seconds later, the entrance doors slide open and Thunderkid comes out to a big pop from the crowd. TK plays to the crowd, yelling at them to get their ass off up their shoulders baby! TK walks down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans as “God Of Thunder” continues playing. BUFFER And his opponent. Coming to the ring at this time. From Green Bay, Wisconsin. Weighing in at 255 lbs. This…Is…THUNDERKIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! The crowd cheers loudly. Vitamin X jumps up and down in the ring to get ready for his match. Thunderkid sees Tha Puerto Rican staring right at him. PRL is trash talking Thunderkid, running his mouth as usual. Thunderkid glares angrily at Puerto, and then charges forward. PUERTO RICAN Wuh-oh. The crowd cheers as Thunderkid chases Tha Puerto Rican around the ring. PRL runs as fast as he can, but TK is right behind him, catching up. THA PUERTO RICAN Get away from me, you freak! Tha Puerto Rican trips onto the floor! He holds his ankle in pain, screaming in that whiny voice of his. Thunderkid stalks PR, coming closer and closer to him. PRL begs for mercy. *POW!* Vitamin X pounds on Thunderkid’s back! He hits Thunderkid with the CLUBBERIN’~! THEY BE CLUBBERIN’~! forearms of DEATH~! The crowd boos. Vitamin X throws Thunderkid into the ring. VX enters the ring himself. Referee Mickey Jay calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* VITAMIN X (with “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican) vs. THUNDERKID Vitamin X begins his assault by punching Thunderkid all over his body. The crowd chants, “THUN-DER-KID! THUN-DER-KID! THUN-DER-KID! THUN-DER-KID!” Tha Puerto Rican is on the outside, holding the Corporate Champion belt and laughing, cheering Vitamin X on. VX picks up Thunderkid. He punches. TK punches back! TK punches again! But Vitamin X strikes back! One more punch! Vitamin X whips Thunderkid into the ropes…Tha Puerto Rican clips TK’s right leg! Thunderkid lunges after PRL, but PRL wisely moves out of the way. TK argues with Tha Puerto Rican, not noticing that Vitamin X is charging forward. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Vitamin X goes OVER the top rope and onto the floor courtesy of Thunderkid! “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Vitamin X is kissing the ground. Thunderkid exits the ring. TK goes to grab VX, but Tha Puerto Rican punches him in the back! TK turns around quickly. PRL Aww, nuts. Thunderkid stalks after PRL, with PRL begging off again. The crowd cheers, hoping for a Corporate ass kicking. However, Vitamin X turns Thunderkid around and nails him with a right jab! Another right jab! And another! And another! Vitamin X throws Thunderkid back into the ring. The crowd has quieted down, worried for TK. VITAMIN X COME ON, FOOL! The X-Man kicks Thunderkid all over his body. X’s quick kicks cause much pain for TK. Vitamin X drops an elbow onto Thunderkid. X covers Thunderkid. 1… KICK OUT! Vitamin X is frustrated, but he continues his attack. X picks up Thunderkid, and gives him a snap suplex. X picks up TK again. He holds him up…Backbreaker! X is not done yet! He picks Thunderkid up again. Backbreaker! But two aren’t enough for The X-Man. A third Backbreaker! The cover! It gets two. “X’S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* “X’S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* “X’S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* “X’S A PUSS-SEE!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* Vitamin X sneers at the crowd. Tha Puerto Rican says to the camera: THA PUERTO RICAN Idiots. All of them. Vitamin X picks up Thunderkid, who is breathing hard. VX starts jumping up and down; jukin’ and jivin’, causing the crowd to boo. Punch. Punch. Punch. Shane-O-Mac Shuffle. Punch. Thunderkid goes down! VX drops down to his knees. Cover! 1..2…KICK OUT! PRL Damn. The crowd chants, “THUN-DER-KID! THUN-DER-KID!” Vitamin X picks up TK again. He has a cocky smirk on his face. Vitamin X kisses his right fist, and then punches Thunderkid—BLOCKED! Punch from TK! Another punch from Thunderkid! Punch! Punch! Punch! Vitamin X scratches Thunderkid’s eyes! THA PUERTO RICAN Yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! W00T~! Vitamin X quickly picks up Thunderkid onto his shoulders in a Torture Rack! The crowd is astonished at what Vitamin X is doing. VX holds TK in the Torture Rack position for a few seconds, with PRL smiling and laughing evilly. Finally, Vitamin X lets go of the Torture Rack and lets TK fall back to the mat. But then he picks Thunderkid up and whips him into the ropes. When Thunderkid returns, VX kicks him in the stomach, bounces off the ropes, and then delivers a floatover DDT on Thunderkid! PRL Impressive green one. Cover gets two! Vitamin X wipes the sweat off of his forehead. “KILL THE X-MAN!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* “KILL THE X-MAN!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* “KILL THE X-MAN!” *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* “KILL THE X-MAN!” *CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP* The X-Man looks at the crowd, and then stops to take a breath. Vitamin X climbs the top rope. He looks at the crowd, and then at Thunderkid who is on the mat. VX is hesitant. He looks at PRL, takes a deep breath, and then jumps off the top rope with a Moonsault onto Thunderkid… THAT MISSES!!! “YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” PRL is shocked on the outside. Vitamin X and Thunderkid lie on the mat. Mickey Jay starts his 10 count. 2… 3… 4… 5… Vitamin X rolls across the mat. 6… Thunderkid sits up. 7… Vitamin X gets up. 8… Thunderkid gets up. Vitamin X and Thunderkid meet in the center of the ring. They engage in a slugfest. The crowd gets hotter and hotter with each punch. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Left. Right. Thunderkid soon gains the advantage. He punches VX a few times, kicks him in the stomach, and then bounces off the ropes. Because Vitamin X is bent over, Thunderkid decides that it’s no better time then now to do the Bicycle Kick on VX! PRL Oh no! Thunderkid looks at the crowd. He pounds his chest. TK slowly picks up Vitamin X. Falcon Arrow! ‘Kid picks up X again. He measures him up. CLOHTESLINE! X goes down! Once again, TK picks up X. He hoists him up into the air. The crowd cheers. TK parades around the ring holding Vitamin X up in the air. After a few seconds, he does a Gorilla Press Slam on Vitamin X! THUNDERKID COME ON! Cuban Wall runs down the entrance ramp and gets on the ring apron! Mickey Jay notices this and scolds Wall. The crowd starts booing, knowing something is up. And indeed, when Thunderkid is not looking, Vitamin X delivers a low blow to Thunderkid’s crotchal region! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!” Vitamin X laughs evilly. He taunts Thunderkid. VITAMIN X Yo! VX motions for Tha Puerto Rican to enter the ring. Cuban Wall is still fighting with Mickey Jay. PRL enters the ring, holding the Corporate Champion belt. The crowd boos loudly. PRL smiles evilly. The Financial Consultant of The Lightning Crew picks up Thunderkid and holds him up. PRL gives X a thumbs up, and then pulls out the Corporate Champion belt, ready to hit someone. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Vitamin X laughs evilly. VITAMIN X YEAH! HIT HIM! HIT HIM! He takes a few practice swings. PRL winds up. The crowd is hushed. Vitamin X is still holding Thunderkid for a beltshot. PRL charges forward…. THUNDERKID DUCKS! ::BELTSHOT~! On Vitamin X!:: THA PUERTO RICAN Oh my God, I’m sorry! Vitamin X is out cold on the mat! The crowd is cheering loudly. PRL can’t believe what he just did. Thunderkid is up on his feet. He sees PRL. PRL zooms out of the ring. Cuban Wall is still arguing with Mickey Jay. So Thunderkid turns to him and punches him in the face, knocking him to the floor! “YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Thunderkid goes back to Vitamin X. PRL is on the outside checking up on Cuban Wall! Mickey Jay watches as Thunderkid stalks Vitamin X, who is sweaty, breathing hard, and crawling. TK can’t wait much longer, so he picks up Vitamin X. He sets him up. THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!& #33;1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111 “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” PRL can’t believe it! Vitamin X is unconscious. Cuban Wall is struggling to get up. The crowd cheers loudly. Thunderkid covers Vitamin X. Mickey Jay counts. 1… 2… 2 ½ 2.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* (7:07) The crowd cheers loudly. Thunderkid raises his hands in victory. “God Of Thunder” by KISS starts playing. Mickey Jay raises TK’s hands in victory. BUFFER Here is your winner…THUNDERKIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD!!! Thunderkid has a smile on his face, pleased that he got some payback on PRL and Vitamin X this way. Tha Puerto Rican is upset. Cuban Wall is up and bummed. VX is still out cold. Thunderkid tells PRL, “In two days, YOU’RE MINE!” PRL just looks at Thunderkid, terrified. TK stares at Tha Puerto Rican, IN ANGER~! PRL checks on Cuban Wall. THUNDERKID YOU’RE MINE PRL! YOU’RE MINE TWO DAYS! I OWN YOU! Thunderkid continues taunting “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican. Vitamin X is starting to get up, holding his head. “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican is still checking on Cuban Wall. “God Of Thunder” by KISS continues playing. (FADE OUT) “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican meets Thunderkid in 2 days at OAOAST Syndicated! Sunday July 30th, 2006 at 8:00 P.M. EST. Check your local listings! Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2006 COLE We are back on HeldDOWN~!, and folks, you're about to meet a very special young lady for the very first time. Live from the Malibu residence in Tampa, FL, we'd like to introduce you to little Jenna Malibu. *A split screen comes up, showing Cole and Coach live in the arena, and a closeup of the sleeping baby in her mother's arms. The camera pulls back, and the crowd pops at the sight of Candie, the first time we've seen her since she became pregnant.* COLE Candie, it's great to see you once again, and congratulations to you and Zack on becoming parents for the first time! CANDIE Thank you, Michael. And thank you to all the fans who sent cards for us, and for the baby. It really means a lot to Zack and I, and that's why we wanted to share Jenna with the world. COLE We understand Zack flew back as soon as he got word that you were going into labor, and made it back to the States just as the baby was delivered? CANDIE Yeah she...she held on, hahaha. She put up a fight, just like her father she wouldn't give up, but now she's here and she's...she's beautiful. COLE Well it's great to see you home healthy and happy, and... *KEEE-RASH~!* CANDIE What the... COLE Candie, is everything okay? CANDIE I'm not sure what's going on, Michael. Something must have fallen, or...or... As Candie, baby Jenna in her arms, stands up from her seat, she's frozen in shock. The camera pans over, and standing their, snickering, is BRUCE BLANK, inside Zack Malibu's home. BLANK Howdy, ma'am. The screen becomes shaky, because now the cameraman is being accosted by whom one can only guess is Bloodshed and Todd Cortez, Blank's Wildcard cohorts. Candie is beginning to cry, as her boyfriend's arch rivals have just invaded their home, and cornered her and her baby! CANDIE Get...GET OUT OF HERE NOW! HELP ME! HELP Mmmfffff! Blank reaches out and puts a hand over Candie's mouth, muffling her cry for help. He then leans in close, as Cortez works the camera, and Bloodshed stands back, peering over at Candie. BLANK Listen to me, girlie. Now, we didn't come here for nothin'...too evil, we'll say, and leave it at that. We're just here to spread the word...get the message out. Your man, last week, called me out. That courage o' his is outta control! He called me out, and he said that he had nothin' to lose...now see, I might be a bit of a country boy, but it don't mean I ain't got nothin' up top. I knew he was bluffin', because lookin' in front of me right now, I see somethin' mighy precious to him...somethin' I'm sure he wouldn't wanna lose. Candie, crying and sobbing, has Bruce's hand pulled off her mouth. He then looks down at little Jenna, making sure her pink blanket is covering her as she sleeps in her mother's arms, oblivious to all this. BLANK You sure are a sweet lil' thing...I bet your daddy can't wait to see you grow up...and he will, if he's not stupid. When daddy gets home, you tell him Uncle Brucey was here, and he just stopped in to say hi. I'll leave ya'll be, it looks like you've had a rough night. Get some sleep. Tell ol' Zack I'll see him when he gets back from Japan. Candie slowly sits back into her chair, cradling the baby safely, as Blank steps back, and motions for Bloodshed to exit. Cortez props the camera down before he exits, and while it obscures the view of Candie and baby Jenna, Candie's cries are heard loud and clear, before the scene fades to black. COLE How dare they?! HOW DARE THEY!? Those inhuman motherf... COACH WHOA! Settle down, Cole. COLE As soon as Zack gets a hold of the footage that we just saw, he'll be on the first plane back to the States. Bruce Blank just made the biggest mistake of his life. Zack Malibu is going to DESTROY him for messing with something NO MAN should. COACH I think Bruce knows that, but it's a risk he's willing to take. He wants to break Malibu down mentally so that the physical part will be that much easier. COLE Let's just go to a commercial. Our main event is next. (Into his headset as the picture fades) Hey, ask Lou if Candie and the baby are ok? Bastards. Commercial break * DING * DING * DING * DING * BUFFER LLLLLLadies and gentlemen...this is our MAIN EVENT of the evening, sanctioned by the OAOAST and the state athletic commission, for the HEAVYWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD! When the bell rings your referee in charge of the action, senior official Earl Hebner. So are you ready? Wrestling fans, ARE...YOU...RRRRRRREADY? BUFFER Then for the thousands in attendence and the millions watching around the world...ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRUUUUUMBLLLLLLLE! The lights go down and strobe lights flash over the arena, System of a Down's Hypnotize blaring in the background. Hoff's trademark silver fireworks explode at the top of the stage when the main guitar riff hits, the strobe lights damn near blinding everyone in attendence and at home as he and Drek Stone step out onto the stage, soaking in the boos that in their minds they hear as cheers and taunting fans who dare voice support for the Heavenly Rockers or the men Team Axel will face in 3 days at Syndicated. BUFFER Currently making their way to the ring are the challengers, choosing to be introduced as a team. Together they have held countless championships, including 2 World Titles. Sunday night, July 30th at Syndicated they look to gain control of the OAOAST along with former World Champion and HeldDOWN~! General Manager Axel. The challengers in tonight's main event...DREK STONE and HOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! COACH Much respect and U-N-I-T-Y right there. No doubt Hoff and Drek will land high cabinet positions in Axel's administration. COLE Well, they'll have to defeat Tony Brannigan's team at Syndicated for that to happen. Theoretically, Drek Stone and Hoff could find themselves unemployed after Syndicated, as could Axel and the people who've decided to drink his kool-aid. COACH Real original, Cole. The kool-aid reference. Besides, do you really think the OAOAST would fire men and women who draw ratings and sell pay-per-views? COLE Stranger things have happened. Hoff climbs up the turnbuckles, puttting his left foot on the second rope and his right foot on the top, raising his right fist into the air and closing his eyes to soak in the boos. Drek Stone poses near the ropes, pounding his chest twice before raising one arm into the air, sending a shower of glittering red, white, and green fireworks up from each corner. BUFFER And their opponents... "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The strobe lights flicker like crazy as Heart-Shaped Box replaces Hypnotize. BUFFER (CONT'D) ...from Sin City, at a total combine weight of 445 pounds, the greatest rock 'n' wrestling band of all time and the reigning and defending tag team champions of the wooooooorld... THE HEAVENLY RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOCKERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS! :huh: By now the Heavenly Rockers would have already ran out onto the stage, but they are nowhere to be seen, much to the amusement of Drek Stone and Hoff. COLE Did I miss something? What's so damn fun... Oh, my. You don't think... COACH I think so. The firings have begun, so to speak. Hoff yanks the microphone from Michael Buffer's hands. HOFF Uh-oh. I think somebody got cold feet. DREK And it's not even your wedding day, Logan. HOFF Tell me, Drek, do you really think it's a case of cold feet or--or did Synth and Logan realize what they were up against and just said the hell with it? DREK Oh, without question, they saw what they were up against and decided to try their luck in the casinos instead. HOFF I wouldn't want to mess with us either. And we've messed with each other before...in the ring I mean. DREK I gotta be honest. I'm getting kinda bored out here, Hoff. I thought we were gonna wrestle tonight. Should we continue to entertain the crowd with our brilliant mic work or just have the Guy Who Screwed Bret count the Heavenly Rockers out and award us the belts by forefit? Personally, I'm voting for victory by countout so we can get the hell outta this town faster. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" DREK Ooh, burn. A page from the evil Alfdogg playbook. Keep the belt warm for me, "champ." I'll pick it up at Angleslam. (to referee Earl Hebner) Whaddya waitin' for? Ring the bell and count, Hebner. * DING DING DING * 1... 2... 3... COLE The nevere of these guys. Who do they think they are, running their mouths like this? They're acting like Axel already controls the OAOAST. Well I got news for them, it won't be this easy Sunday night. I can promise you that. 4... 5... 6... "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Hey! The Heavenly Rockers sneak up behind Drek Stone and Hoff, who are both facing the entranceway. Synth and Logan successfully climb to the top rope without tipping-off Hoff or Stone. Hoff does a double-take after Drek crumbles to the mat, drilled in the back of the head by a Logan Mann double-axehandle! Logan rubs Drek's face into the mat, giving the # 1 contender to the World Title a homemade nose job by repeatedly slamming his face into the canvas. Help is on its way when Hoff looks up... ...and is leveled by a MISSLE DROPKICK from the Synthmeister! Now outside, Logan gives Drek a taste of what Holly experienced last week, introducing the arrogant Italian Stallion's face to the STEEL STEPS. Hoff rolls out to the floor. Synth follows him out, hitting the ropes for extra momentum and leaping to the top, diving out onto Hoff...only to be caught in a bearhug and rammed into the ringpost! Hoff comes over from the other side and wallops Logan. The two members of Team Axel scoope Logan up and drop him throat-first on the guardrail. As if that isn't bad enough, Hoff lands big right hands while Drek chokes Logan with his own shirt, causing him to foam from the mouth! Across the ring, Synth is just now returning to his feet. He sees the double-team on the AngleTron...GRRRRRRRRRR! Synth reacts the time he saw the TV commerical of a Gecko running on water, walking the tight rope that is the guardrail and wiping both Hoff and Drek out with a clothesline! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE There's a 2 for 1 coupon you won't find in Sunday's paper. Hoff tossed inside the ring, thus breaking up the double countout put on by referee Earl Hebner. Synth slingshots in, dropping both legs across the well tanned and built chest of Hoff. The cover and count. ONE... KICKOUT! We still got 8 minutes left in the show, not including the overrun. So of course Hoff kicks out. The Synthmeister plays drums on Hoff's noggin, slapping him around. But business picks up and picks up in a hurry. Hoff reversing the Irish whip of Synth, but whiffing on a clothesline. Synth going under and off the ropes, only to once again find himself caught in the arms of Hoff. Hoff catching the Synth-a-nator in midair as he went up for a flying crossbody. Unlike the last time, however, it's a better outcome for Synth and the Heavenly Rockers in general. Logan stepping in to dropkick his partner/best man onto Hoff! COLE Great teamwork on the part of the Heavenly Rockers. Here's the cover! ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! * TAG * As he's done countless times before, Logan predictably -- but successfully -- delivers a double-axehandle from the top, knocking Hoff off his feet. Hoff again finds himself on his back, this time courtesy of a running elbow square between the eyes. Logan pops up and whallops Drek with a sharpe right. Then he shifts his attention back towards Hoff, charging forward...SPINEBUSTER~! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Can you say momentum-swinger? Hahahahaha. ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Hoff shocks everyone by lifting Logan up at the last split-second. Putting the badmouth on Logan for daring challenge him and Drek to a fight, Hoff wishes to punish the lead vocalist of the Heavenly Rockers some more, punching him in the face. Hoff calls for the boot, and gets just that from Drek Stone. Hoff sending Logan face-first into the bottom of Drek's boot. Enter Stone, now the legal man. He jerks Mann's head back from the force of one of his European uppercuts. Irish whip and a beautiful, Drek wasting Logan with a standing dropkick. ONE... TWO... KICKOUT! Still a lot of fight left in Mann. So Drek places him in a SLEEPER HOLD to not only keep the high-flier grounded but to systematically suck the life out of him. Earl checks the position of Stone's forearm to ensure the sleeper isn't a choke. COACH I suppose if you're gonna cut somebody's air supply you might as well do it legally with a sleeper and not a choke. Heh. "ROCK 'N' ROLL!" "ROCK 'N' ROLL!" "ROCK 'N' ROLL!" Synth drumming up support for Logan. Earl raising the arm up...and down. ONE... Again. It drops a second time. TWO... One more and it's over. THREE-- NO! Earl waves off the count. Logan experiencing a surge of adreanline, rising up and delivering a series of back elbows to the midsection. Stone maintains the sleeper, however, but not for long as Logan falls to the seat of his pants to hand Drek a nasty jawbreaker! Logan shakes off the cobwebs as he inches over to his corner. Synth transforming himself into a real life Stretch Armstrong trying to extend his hand as far over the top rope as possible. Drek and Hoff are first to make a tag. Hoff scrambles across the ring to cut off the Heavenly Rockers tag, but is unable to do so. Logan dives to the corner and makes the exchange! Springboard back elbow puts Hoff on his back. Drek gets caught with a roundhouse right. Synth keeps the pace moving, hip-tossing both Hoff and Stone and connecting with picture perfect dropkicks and inverted atomic drops. Hoff doubled over, Synth brings him down with a swinging neckbreaker. He climbs onto the middle turnbuckle for his second rope elbow drop, but Drek gets in the way, in essence wanting to take the bullet for Hoff. Synth has no problem granting Stone's request, dropkicking him from the middle rope. Hoff clobbers Synth from behind, following up with an Irish whip that's reversed. Baaaaack body...Hold it. Hoff floats over and knees Synth in the lower back, applying a rear facelock as he lifts Synth in the air...only to have Synth slip out and spin Hoff around, twirling the FINGER OF DEATH~! COLE Here it comes! A dose of Percussion! PERCUSSION DDT...INTO A NORTHER LIGHTS SUPLEX! COLE Oh, a tremendous counter by Hoff. He might have him. ONE... TWO... THR-- NO! Save made by Logan. He and Drek get physcial, battling near the ropes, trading haymakers. Unknowingly, Hoff clotheslines Logan into Drek, sending both falling through the ropes to the outside. Synth surprises Hoff with a school boy! ONE... TWO... TH-- KICKOUT! Synth throws a kick at Hoff's midsection, but it's caught. Enzurigi...NO! Hoff ducks and clamps on the ANKLELOCK! Synth cries out in pain, pushing up and rolling through, breaking the hold and sending Hoff stumbling throat-first onto the middle rope. In other promotions that would be followed up by the 619, but not in the OAOAST. Instead, Logan reaches up and pops Hoff with a WICKED LEFT HOOK~! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rattled, Hoff staggers back towards the center of the ring and Synth, who kicks the big man in the gut and DDT's him! COLE Percussion! Percussion! ONE... TWO... THREE! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" NO!! COLE Damn him! OAOAST Presidential hopeful AXEL pulls Earl Hebner outside, causing the two to exchange words. Just when Synth is about to get involved in the discussion Drek Stone slithers into the ring like the snake that he is and hits the STONECUTTER! He drapes Hoff's arm on top of Synth and exits, keeping a low profile behind the ring apron to avoid detection, completely missing out on TONY BRANNIGAN's sudden arrival ringside. The captain of Team Brannigan shoves Logan, who was on his way to confront Axel, into ringpost! COLE I never thought I'd hear myself say I'm glad to see Tony Brannigan. COACH He has no reason out here. COLE Neither does Axel. COACH Yeah, but... COLE No buts about it. Tony Brannigan evening the odds. Unfortunately, Logan Mann had to pay the price, but if it prevents Hoff and Drek from capturing the tag titles then I'm sure Logan would agree it's one worth paying. Axel drops his arguement with Hebner, allowing the referee to return to the ring to make the count. His eyes lighting up like a little boy on Christmas day when Tony Brannigan comes his way. POW! COLE Down goes Axel. But, damnit, we're gonna have new champions. ONE... TWO... THREE-- * BOOM * "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Out of nowhere, DAN BLACK flies into view, headbutting Hoff from the top rope! * DING DING DING * COACH Black T just screwed Drek and Hoff of the tag titles. What gives?! COLE You know what they say, paybacks are a bitch. Black T send the crowd into a frenzy, removing the BELTS from around their waists to WHIP Axel and Hoff like the dogs they are! All hell breaks loose as Drek Stone brings a STEEL CHAIR into the mix, BLASTING both Dan and Tony! The ring is pelted with garbage as it turns into a 3 on 2 attack. "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The crowd roars as ALFDOGG storms the ring and hits anybody that moves, specifically setting his sights on the man he'll defend his World Title against at Angleslam, Drek Stone. COLE The real champ is here! Alf does a helluva job fighting 3 men at once, but the tide turns when CRYSTAL and GUNNER SHARPS join their teammates on the beatdown. Axel barking orders at his troops, demanding the destruction of the opposition prior to Syndicated. Just when it seems all is lost, everyone gets a boost from LEON RODEZ! COLE Leon's here. Go get 'em, Leon! Much like Alfdogg, Leon experiences early success on his quest to send Axel and company retreating, but is quickly overwhelmed. Axel and Hoff put the boots to Black T while Crystal and Gunner do the same to Leon, as is Drek to Alf. Team Axel in complete control when they spot "Cowboy" Bill Watts onstage. Needing the aid of crutches to stand up, Watts points at every member of Team Axel and motions backstage. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Holy crap! COLE BOHEMOTH! Pimp'd out in dress clothes none of us could afford, Bo sprints to the ring. Team Axel standing tall until Bo enters the squared circle, leaving Gunner Sharps all alone with the Metrosexual Monster as they all hightail it. To his credit, Gunner doesn't back down. In fact, he takes it right to Bo. The crowd reacting to every haymaker thrown by the big men. Kick to the midsection doubles Bo over, but Gunner makes the mistake of attempting an Irish whip. Bo easily reverses and flatens Sharps with a SPINEBUSTAH~! "BO!" "BO!" "BO!" Team Axel save Gunner from any further damage, pulling him outside to saftey. A small cut above his right eye, Tony Brannigan asks for and receives a microphone. TONY Nothing more than a good old-fashion brawl to get the blood flowing! If you don't know by now, boys and girls, let me introduce you to our 5th partner. To quote one of the greatest characters in cinematic history: "Say hello to my little friend." In this case, our big friend, the Metrosexual Monster...BOHEMOTH! AXEL COLE Yes! COACH No! Bo shakes the ropes, not only jacking himself up but the fans and his teammates as well, all of whom surround him. COLE Team Axel can't believe it. It's like they've just seen a ghost. Bo grabs the mic. BO I've said a few weeks ago and I'll say it again, I'm not really good at these things so I'll keep it short and sweet. Let's not wait until Sunday night. Let's do it right here, right now! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Team Axel fake rush the ring, then to the surprise of many actually hit it. Drek vs. Alfdogg. Axel vs. Tony. Crystal vs. Leon. Gunner vs. Bo. Hoff vs. Dan. NUCLEAR HEAT~! COLE Oh, my. We gotta go! We gotta go!! We'll see you Sunday night at Syndicated. They may actually brawl all the way to Australia. The show ends with security swarming the ring, all 10 competitiors continuing to slug it out as we fade to black. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
