HeldDOWN June 6, 2002

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

HeldDOWN for June 6,2002

 

 

The Pyro hits and ‘HOLD ME DOWN’ by Tommy Lee blares from the speakers as the Camera’s show a jam packed crowd in the Angle Arena. The Graphics Pop Up on the screne Hyping today’s show:

 

Some Guy and CWM Vs. Alf and BPP (DoD surronding the ring to prevent interference)

 

AngleSault Vs. Evenflowddt

 

Respect match: Risk vs. MarioLogan

 

Flyboy vs. Greenmist

 

Sandman Vs. Zack  

 

A When Will We Ever Win A Match, Match: Jingus Vs. Angle-plex

 

A SHOCKING Announcement pretaining to The GAB!

 

PLUS MUCH MUCH MORE~!

Here Comes the Money" hits and evenflowDDT makes his way to the ring.

 

evenflowDDT: Wow.  Wow, wow wow wow wow! I'm SO stoked, tonight I'm in a match with the one and only Anglesault...

 

::crowd pops at the mention of his name::

 

evenflowDDT: ...and I get to destroy him and take his title!

 

::crowd boos::

 

evenflowDDT: Oh shut up, you know you worship me! Actually, come The Great Angle Bash, I'll be a true idol.  I'll have... let's see, the World Title, the TV Title, AND one of the Tag Titles! That's not even including my glowing personality.  I'll be glimmering so bright, you'll need some of these ::whips out a pair of Gucci sunglasses:: ... not that any of YOU could afford them, but when you go blind don't sue me!

 

::crowd boos even louder.  An "evenflow sucks!" chant erupts and the camera shows signs reading "evenflowDDT: Richer, Tougher, but Still A Jack-Ass!" and "Hey In Crowd, Get Over Yourselves!"::

 

evenflowDDT: This, amazingly enough, is a bit of a problem for me.  Namely, how the HELL am I expected to defend three titles all at once? To solve this problem, I talked to the MAN himself, Triple H!

 

::"Da Right Angle" hits and the crowd is on their feet.  The pop is deafening!::

 

evenflowDDT: Ahhh... the soon to be former champion hi...

 

Anglesault (cutting off evenflowDDT): Shut up! I can deal with your flapping your lips, I can deal with your baseless bragging, hell I can even deal with your whining like a little baby.  But no way in HELL is ANYONE mentioning that name on MY show!

 

::Anglesault rushes the ring, and evenflowDDT goes to SPEAR~! him, but Anglesault saw it coming a mile away and drop toe holds the charging evenflowDDT.  evenflowDDT falls hard, neck first, onto the top rope and hits the floor, face red and gasping for air.  Anglesault gives evenflowDDT a Sault Shaker, but there's something up in the rafters... Caboose comes down and nails Anglesault with a Cricket Bat! Anglesault is battling back, but evenflowDDT struggles to get up and give the champ a low blow! He tries to hook the leg for the double-leg screw follow-up but Anglesault hits him square in the temples with an enziguiri, but Caboose scores again with the Cricket Bat! evenflowDDT is still down on the mat, but Caboose helps him up and the two leave the fallen Anglesault in the ring.::

 

Will either man be able to give it all in tonight's main event for the world title?

 

 

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

 

Flyboy Vs. Greenmist

 

‘I Still Don’t Give A Fuck’ by Eminem hits and Flyboy makes his way to the ring.  ‘Hey’ by Alice In Chains hits and GreenMist enters the ring.

 

GreenMist extends his hand in an offer of friendship, foolishly Flyboy accepts and Greenmist kicks him hard in the gut and follows up with a SICK kick to the head. GreenMist picks Flyboy up and goes for the BRAINBUSTER, but Flyboy slips out of it and hits THE FLY KICK, he follows up  with the DOUBLE ARM DDT. 1...2... GreenMist kicks out. Flyboy goes to irish whip GreenMist but greenMist reverses the Irish Whip and hits THE HANDSPING ELBOW! GreenMist covers but Flyboy kicks out at 2.9. GreenMist picks up Flyboy as if for a body slam but instead hangs him in the TREE OF WOE postion. Greenmist backs up and goes for the Dropkick to the Face, BUT NO! Flyboy uses his well conditioned leg muscles to lift his lower half out of the way just in the nick of time. GreenMist goes feet first into the Post. Flyboy capitalizes on a stunned GreenMist by hitting the FLY SPLASH. 1…2…3!

 

Winner: Flyboy

 

 

The Masked Mystery Eskimo is standing in front of a huge aquarium tank, packed with big fish. Derek is by his side, wearing his own special mini-US title belt.

 

"Welcome to one of my favorite places! Sometimes I come here for hours just to watch the fish and the marine life...it reminds me of my homeland, so far away. I miss the snows, the ice, the polar bears...but I am here for a purpose. I have spent many years honing my wrestling skills and I am here in the OAOAST to prove them."

 

The Eskimo holds up his new US title belt.

 

"This is just the first step, just the first of many belts you will see around my waist. I will be a fair and fighting champion, and this will be a long and exciting title reign."

 

Derek: "The Eskimo and I are heading for the top! And there's NO-ONE! NO-ONE I TELL YOU! THAT CAN STOP US!"

Eskimo: Calm down Derek. Although, you are right. I don't believe there is anyone in the OAOAST today that can withstand the power of the ~FROSTBITE!

 

An intensly white, icy pyro blast hits all around the Eskimo as he proudly holds up the US title.

 

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

Angle-Plex Vs. Jingus:

 

 

VERDI’S REQUIRM hits and the monster Jingus enters the ring accompanied by MarioLogan. SONG 2. By Blur rock’s the arena and The self-proclaimed most popular member of the aWo- Angle-Plex enters the arena. He is accompanied by BIG.

 

Angle-Plex charges Jingus and goes for the SPEAR. But he just bounces off of Jingus. Angle-Plex quickly gets to his feet and goes for the SPINNING HEEL KICK but Jingus catches him and tosses him clear across the ring. Angle-Plex gets to his feet rather slower than he did the first time, he approaches Jingus slowly, all of a sudden he points downa t Jingus’ss feet and says “Your Shoe laces are untied!” Jingus looks down and Angle-Plex boots Jingus in the balls. Jingus is doubled over in agony so Angle-Plex hits the SPINNING DDT for 2.9 Angle-Plex hits the ANGLE-PLEX 1…2… NO Jingus kicks out of it and rises to his feet. Angle-Plex tries to beg off but Jingus locks on the Iron Claw and lifts him up for the CLAW SLAM. Jingus covers 1…2… but BIG pulls Jingus out of the ring. Mario takes the chance to slip into the ring with a chair. BIG sees this and grabs a chair of his own. BIG takes out Jingus with a chair at the same time Mario takes out Angle-Plex with a chair. The Ref Calls for the bell…

 

DOUBLE DQ

 

Winner: CWM who’s sense of humor will never allow Agnes or Jingus to win a match.

 

 

We're standing by with resident In Crowd interviewer, Michael Cole, who's with the Zack Attack himself, Zack Malibu.

 

MC:"Zack, tonight, you face an old nemesis of yours in Sandman9000.  But tonight, it's going to be a little different when you two face off.

 

ZM:"That's right, Nat King Cole.  Tonight, Sandman's doing this on my terms.  You see, this guy, I don't know if it's low self esteem, or just a high tolerance for pain, or a love for garbage wrestling, but he does some sick sh*t, just to try to get over.  He puts his body on the line, sends it spiraling off of balconies through 8 tables lit on fire and covered in broken glass, thumbtacks, barbed wire, whipped cream and cherries.   But what do you get for it, Sandman?  Scars, broken bones, wounds that take forever to heal?  Dude, get real, you have to make people care about you before they care about you hurting yourself.  First rule in getting over is, you have to cater to the people.  You have to be believable, you have to relate.  Look at me...I'm not a character, I don't play a role.  I really am, a popular, preppy, some call it snobby, type of guy.  I'm the guy everyone wants to be, and they either love me and look up to me, or hate me because they'll never be me.  Sandman, you fall in the latter category, because you're never going to be at this level.  Tonight is where it ends, and it ends in a regular match.  Bring your toys, your ass is DQ'd.  No toys, no chairs, no barbed wire, it's you and me, ending a feud that should have never started.  Evenflow has already gotten his licks in...tonight will be your curtain call!"

 

MC:"Wow...may I just say, Mr. Malibu, that that was the most intense speech I've heard you give.  You seem very focused as of late."

 

ZM:"You know why Michael, because it's time.  It's time for The In Crowd to sit upon it's throne.  James Allan and 'Flow are two of the most talented individuals I've ever met.  When you combine our work ethic with our individual selves, who can stand up to us?  The aWo?  Please, don't get me started.  But don't worry Michael, it's doesn't always have to be serious around here!"

 

MC:"How do you mean?"

 

Zack continues talking, as Superstar runs in and panses Michael Cole.  As Cole turns to see who did it, and to try and cover up his little Cole-pole, 'Flow ducks down behind him, and Zack pushes him over.

 

ZM:"Geez Michael, get some guts, don't be such a pushover!"

 

All three In Crowd members laugh.  They all do their "cool" handshake with one another.

 

EfDDT:"Man, bad puns ROCK~!"

 

Michael Cole scurries to his feet, his pants still around his ankles.

 

MC:"We'll...uh...we'll be right back."

 

MC goes hobbling off, as The In Crowd holds back tears of laughter.

 

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

WCW COMMERCIAL:

 

Narrator: This week on World Championship Wrestling! Jingus is in action against "American Psycho" Patrick Bateman. BigMcLargeHuge is also in action against a Dungeon of Doom member. Taskmaster Logan & Frankenstein's Monster will take on former Dungeon of Doom member, Fat Bastard & musician Meat Loaf! The In Crowd have said they want to wrestle on WCW this Saturday. Will they? Find out this Saturday! It's World Championship Wrestling!

 

 

SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT hits and the crowd goes crazy as Commissioner CWM enters the ring and grabs a mic.

 

CWM: Ladies and Gentlemen at this time I’d like to invite Big Poppa Popick out to the ring.

 

 

BPP comes down to the ring with a confused look on his face.

BPP: If this is an attempt to get out of the tag match later tonight you can fuc….

 

CWM:ENOUGH! This pertains to your match against Angle-Plex at GAB. You made the stipulation that if Angle-Plex lost he’d have to retire. Well lright, I won’t change that (crowd boo’s) BUT I AM adding another stip! If YOU lose Popick than you lose your Commissionership and Angle-Plex takes your spot!

 

CWM drops the mic and goes to leave the ring. When The IC champ Alfdogg runs down and nails CWM with a clothesline and tosses him back into the ring.

 

BPP: The Tag match starts NOW!

 

BPP and Alfdogg start to put the boots to CWM when CWM’s partner Some Guy run’s down and joins the fray.

 

The DoD spill out of the locker room and surrond the ring. They are joined by The Sole Survivor.

 

Some Guy with a dropkick to the back of Alfdogg which sends the IC champ out of the ring and onto the floor. Some Guy and CWM toss BPP into the ropes and hits a DOUBLE TEAM SPINEBUSTER. Some Guy is the legal man so CWM is ushered out of the ring. Some Guy continues the assault on BPP with an array of some kicks and some chops. SG tags CWM in and he stomps away on BPP before hitting a release German Suplex. CWM immediately goes for the INSECICIDE Lock but Alfdogg charges into the ring and makes the save. CWM tags in SG who hits the WHEELBARROW SOME PLEXES! 1…2…NO Alfdogg with the save again.

 

. TSS grabs a chair at ringside.. Alfdogg senses his chance and distracts the ref. TSS charges into the ring with chair only to be met by CWM’s foot into the chair VAN DAMNINATOR~! CWM grabs the chair and nails TSS with itsending TSS to the floor. But the ref has turned around and sees CWM with the  chair and call for the bell.

 

Winners By DQ: BPP and Alfdogg

 

CWM and SG are PISSED! Some Guy dropkicks Alfdogg off the apron and then CWM and Some Guy hit the REVERSE 3D on BPP.

 

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

 

Sandman Vs. Zack Malibu (Wrestling Match, No weapons allowed)

 

 

THE SAVED BY THE BELL THEME hits and Zack hits the ring.  5 MINUTES ALONE rocks the arena and Sandman 9000 hits the ring (with his trusty mop).

 

 

They meet in the middle of the ring for a stare down and go for a collar and elbow tie up. Zack gets the advantage and grabs a wrist lock. Sandman tries to flip out of it but Zack holds on and trips him up and switches from a wrist lock to Move 193 (arm-BAR). Sandman magages to fight out of it with punches and a well placed bite to Zack’s forehead. Sandman with a clothesline and then a shoulder block. Sandman hits the EDGE CRUSHER for 2. Sandman applies a crippler crossface but Zack reaches the ropes. Sandman picks up Zack for a Gorilla Press but Zack slips out and hits the ZACK ATTACK on Sandman. 1…2…NO Sandman kicks out! Zack is shocked! He goes for THIRD TIMES THE CHARM but on the second suplex Sandman blocks it and hits a single arm ddt. Zack struggles to his feet, and applies a sleeper hold but Sandman hits a Jawbreaker. Sandman  hits a neckbreaker  and a Modified Version of The Stone Cold Stunner! 1…2… Zack gets his foot on the ropes in the nick of time! As Sandman  picks up Zack the camera cuts away and shows The Mysterious One approaching the ring! Sandman locks on the sleeper hold and Zack passes out!!

Winner: Sandman

 

As the sandman celebrates TMO comes to the ring and Pulls zacks feet onto the ropes and tells the ref that Zack had his feet on the ropes. The Ref restarts the Match and a revived Zack nails a stunned Sandman with the ZACK ATTACK 1…2…3! TMO disappears into the shadows.

Winner: Zack Malibu

 

Zack is celebrating when Sandman grabs his mop and nails him over the head with it, Sandman picks up a mic.

 

Sandman: At GAB I challenge you to a ‘Give Me A Dream Match’ you and me in this ring and the only way to win Is with a sleeper hold!

 

Sandman drops the mic and leaves the arena.

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

RESPECT Match: Rick Vs. The TaskMaster

“No Leaf Clover” hits, and Risk steps out with a microphone.  Risk looks really pissed off.

 

“Well, the reason I’m here for is to complain about the shitty gimmicks that are running wild in this little fed.  First off, we’ve got our commissioner, claiming that he is “The Body.”  An important Booker who is proud of being someone who hates Courtney Love.  Then we have the Preppies who think they are good looking, when in reality, they are stealing Billy & Chuck’s gimmick.  Then we have a weird looking little man who runs around with monster.  And fin……….

 

Risk is interrupted when “Jive Soul Bro” hits.

 

“What the Hell?!”

 

The Taskmaster struts out wearing Slick’s old attire, and carrying a bag.

 

“Cut my music” Risk!  How dare you disrespect the gimmicks that have built the Anglesault federation, the very organization that gave you a home?  If it weren’t for CWM, this idea would have never been born.  If Tony the Body never helped CWM, this fed wouldn’t have gotten as big as it is now.  If it wasn’t for me, there would be no heels to keep the Good/Evil balance, and to torment the innocent people in this fed.  If it wasn’t for the In Crowd, well…I don’t know what to say about them, but you get my point.”

 

“You just suck, you second-rate Kevin Sullivan!”

 

“I need to teach you some respect.”

 

“How is that, Mario?!”

 

The Taskmaster pulls out a leather strap.  “With this Risk!”  He then proceeds to pull out Akeem’s old attire.  “Risk, I will teach you respect, by making you wear this!”  The Taskmaster then walks to the ring.

 

A ref comes out and ties one end of the strap to the Taskmaster, and the other to Risk.

 

Bell rings.

 

The Taskmaster whips the Hell out of Risk.  Risk managaes to counter, by pulling the strap, and pulling Mario into a HHH like knee smash.  Risk goes for the pin.  1!  2! No!  The taskmaster gets up, and starts whipping Risk again, Risk gets up, and hits DDT.  Mario blatantly no sells, and chokes Risk with the strap.  Risk counters by running into the corner, and flipping over Mario.  1!  2!  No!  Mario gets up and puts Risk in the “Eternal Damnation,” Risk taps out.

 

“Well, Risk!  Dance!”

 

Risk puts on Akeem’s attire and refuses to dance.

 

“Faces, take him down.”

 

Risk starts dancing as soon as he sees the Faces of Fear come to the ring. “Jive Soul Bro” hits and the Taskmaster joins Risk in his humiliating dance.

 

Greenmist runs in, and sprays Mario with the mist, blinding him.  Risk grabs the mic and runs out.

 

“I respect you, Booker man!”

 

The Faces of Fear attack Green mist.  Sandman runs out, with a mop, and attacks the Faces.  Jingus and the Monster storm out.  The Monster hits a AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHTHEDOUBLECHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on Greenmist, and the Sandman.  Jingus tells the Faces to hold the Sandman up.  Risk goes for a boot, and hits the Taskmaster, when the Sandman ducks.  Sandman gets out, and escapes with Greenmist.

 

 

 

COMMERCIAL BREAK

 

 

WORLD TITE MATCH: Anglesault Vs. EvenflowDDT

 

 

HERE COMES THE MONEY hits and EvenflowDDT hits the ring. DA RIGHT ANGLE plays and Anglesault charges the ring. Anglesault tackles Evenflow to the mat and punches away. Evenflow manages to get a tumb to the eye though and  gains control. Evenflow hits a snap suplex and a neckbreaker  Evenflow picks up Anglesault and spits right in his face! This only serves to piss off Anglesault who kicks Evenflow in the balls and hits a double arm ddt. Anglesault  goes up top and waits for Evenflow to get up. FLYING BODYPRESS but Evenflow ducks! Evenflow quickly applies the Crippler Crossface.

 

Anglesault is screaming in pain but he manages to make it to the ropes forcing Evenflow to break the hold. CWM Signals for the FOOLISH DDT! But Anglesault reverses it into a bridging Northern Lights Suplex 1..2…NO! Evenflow kicked out. Anglesault hits the SALT SHAKER but Evenflow gets his foot on the rope. Anglesault picks him up and Evenflow kicks him square in the nuts! Evenflow capitalizes by hitting the SOCAL ANGST!! 1…2…NO~! Anglesault kicked out at 2.99. Evenflow throws a fit at the ref but finally goes for a powerbomb, ANGLESAULT REVERSES it into a facebuster! Anglesault scales the ropes SAULT SALT 1…2…3!!

 

Winner and STILL World Champ: Anglesault!

 

Evenflow is up, he signals to the rafters and Caboose lowers down into the ring right behind a un suspecting Anglesault. Caboose takes a baseball bat out of his coat and uses it to choke out Anglesault! Evenflow stomps away on Anglesault, Caboose takes the bat and cracks Anglesault over the head with it. They leave the bleeding champ alone in the ring as the aWo spill out of the locker room to help they’re comrade.

 

 

END OF SHOW