I've predicted the future successfully.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Three dreams. 2 strange, one fucked up.

 

2 Days ago:

 

I fell asleep and had a dream. I dreamed I was taking a big test in a classroom. It was 2 parts. One was an SAT test and everytime I wrote the ink would disappear. The other, the female teacher had me stand up and try to throw a beerpong ball through a hole. Except the ball was triangle shaped and the hole was circular and smaller.

 

So that day I go into work and we had to take this brand-new food test (I'm servin' tables fer' final year of college) and I had no idea we even had half of the weird food they asked about. I didn't do well, it didn't really matter, just a brush up.

 

Yesterday:

 

I had a "Nightmare on Elm Street" dream that Freddy Kruger was chasing me and then he stopped and smoked a bowl with me in my room. We just talked about his history and the movies I've seen and the coolest kills and such, just anything (basically EVERYTHING, I'm a huge NOES fan) he did in the movies.

 

Last night

 

I went over to my friend's house who said she wanted to watch the remake Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I wasn't really feeling that choice, so she came back with Dawn of the Dead (remake) and Nightmare on Elm Street pt. 1. We watched Freddy.

 

TODAY

 

I just got up from an extended nap. Here's my dream. Me, all of my high school peers, and college peers, go on some weird bus trip to some mountain water park resort. There's like crazy rules to follow about not going into deserted, dangerous areas. I see some hot chick in a bathing suit manning a slide, and go to do my thing. However, during this process, the ocean (Ocean??) begins getting huge and busting down the walls, and flooding the whole place. Bunch of people die, there's like 10 of us left. So the crazy owners single me out for going into the "restricted" water slide place with that (now gone/dead) chick, and pull out a knife Big brawl ensues, I slice them up, and it's like me and my housemate left. We drive, but we're out of gas immediately, and hit up a Wawa (7-11 type store).

 

So what the fuck does that mean?

 

I'm gonna run out of gas, or have some interaction with a hot girl before some asshole with a knife stops me. Or maybe it'll rain a lot tonight.

 

I've totally got some type of latent psychic power, at any rate.

[k thx 0]

So out of a myriad of dreams you probably had over the last two nights, two things in some tenous way connected happened?

 

You should go into business.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

I've had shit like this happen before.

 

Usually it's the same, or a very similar dream for a few nights or weeks straight. Then shit happens for real. De ja vu or someshit. It freaks me the fuck out.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

My guess is a girl invites me to hangout after work tonight and she's on her period.

 

That way:

 

A) I see my peers (work)

B) I get invited by a girl into a shady situation (most of those chicks are underage)

C) I get hit by a tidal wave (in this case, the crimson wave)

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Sounds like a typical Saturday night for me.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Haha. Do you just get new sheets or lay down newspaper before the deed?

[Guest StylesMark]

Haha. Do you just get new sheets or lay down newspaper before the deed?

 

Well, what did YOU do before you created this SHITTY thread?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Duh, this thread about the future, not the past.

 

You didn't even read it and now my feelings are hurt.

 

(p.s. this thread does suck, you're right)

 

Sorry just trying to throw crap against the wall, NHB is the shits for months now.