alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2006 JOSH Josh Matthews backstage with a very special guest, who has a big announcement for next week's show! Norfolk, please welcome to HeldDOWN~! at this time, RICK MORANIS! *Crowd cheers, as Moranis walks on to the screen and shakes Josh's hand.* MORANIS You're gonna love this one, folks! Next week, right here on OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, we're going to hold a 20-man Lethal Rumble match! *crowd cheers* MORANIS But this isn't your average Rumble match, oh no. We're going to speed it up a notch. And you all know what that means... *crowd pops as Moranis puts a large black helmet on.* MORANIS For the first time in OAOAST history, HeldDOWN~! will be going into...[color=red][b]LUDICROUS SPEED~![/color][/b] *big pop* MORANIS That's right, the first ever [color=red][b]LUDICROUS SPEED~![/color][/b] Lethal Rumble match. A new participant every 60 seconds. The winner will receive a contract for a shot at the OAOAST World champion, to use whenever they want. And it all happens on HeldDOWN~! Call your cable provider, blah blah blah. *Moranis takes a sip of coffee, and his eyes get big and his cheeks puff out. Josh smacks him on the back, causing him to spit the coffee on the camera and his mask to drop down.* MORANIS HOT! TOOOOOOO HOT! *Cut back to Sofa Central.* COLE What a huge announcement, Coach! COACH The only way next week could be any bigger, is if Gravedale High was released on DVD! COLE ...something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
