alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2006 COLE It's time for our main event, the first ever [color=red][b]LUDICROUS SPEED~![/b][/color] Lethal Rumble, right here on HeldDOWN~! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, it is now time for a first in the history of the OAOAST! Tonight, here on OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, we will hold the FIRST-EVER [color=red][b]LUDICROUS SPEED~![/b][/color] Lethal Rumble! Two men will start, and every 60 seconds, another will enter by a number they drew at random. After all 15 participants have entered, the last man standing will receive a contract for an OAOAST World title shot at any time of his choosing. This is the main event of the evening. ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Norfolk, Virginia...ARE YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYY?????[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here at The Scope, and the millions watching around the world, there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* COACH Oh, no! The lights go down in the arena, and a lightning bolt strikes the entrance. PRL emerges through various theatrics in the entryway, including smoke and flickering lights. COLE Wow, horrible break for PRL, after that grueling tag match, drawing the #1 spot in this Rumble match! BUFFER [i]Coming to the ring at this time, is the #1 entry...hailing from San Juan, Puerto Rico, and weighing in at 220 pounds! He is a man who has held championship gold on multiple occasions, and tonight, he looks to start on the road to his first-ever World Heavyweight title! Ladies and gentlemen, here is the CORPORATE CHAMPION, THHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] PRL is visibly banged up from his earlier tag match, and slowly rolls into the ring, as [i]Simply Ravishing[/i] hits and the boos for PRL quickly turn to cheers as Tony Brannigan slowly comes through the curtains. COLE And another banged up individual, one half of Black T, Tony Brannigan, makes his way down! COACH We've got the walking wounded out here to start this thing off! COLE Of course, Tony, along with his partner Dan Black, viciously attacked by the Sooner Bruisers earlier this evening, and Dan also scheduled to be a part of this match! Tony pulls himself onto the apron and through the ropes, where PRL jumps on him immediately! *DING DING DING* COACH Here we go! PRL hammers on Tony with right forearms to the back and short double axhandle blows. He drags Tony to mid-ring, and delivers a bodyslam, then looks out to the crowd. COLE And PRL wasting no time on Tony! COACH Here it comes, Cole! PRL pulls his elbowpad off as the crowd boos, then spits on it and tosses it down onto Tony's face. PRL runs to one side of the ring, then hops over Tony and goes to the other side, comes back, then stops to mock Tony by swiveling his hips, before dropping the INTENSEZONE ELBOW~!!!111 COLE The INTENSEZONE ELBOW by Tha Puerto Rican! PRL soaks in the boos for a second, then picks up Tony and sets up a suplex...but Tony blocks! COLE Suplex attempt...blocked! Tony blocks once more, then lifts PRL in the air, and drops back, completing a suplex of his own! Tony then stalks PRL into a corner as PRL backs off, then picks him up, grabs him in a side headlock, and rakes his eyes across the top rope! COLE And Tony up to his old tricks! You can bet he wishes that was a Sooner Bruiser right now! COACH We're set for a third man! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]It Ain't Over For Me[/i] by Terence Howard hits, and Stephen Joseph runs through the curtains. COLE It's Stephen Joseph, in his first match back in the OAOAST! COACH Great! This'll help out PRL! SJ comes in and knocks Tony to the mat from behind, and stomps away at him. PRL gets to his feet, and chokes Tony with his foot. SJ puts his hand out to stop PRL, and both men lift Tony from the mat and set him over the top rope. COLE And Tony could be on his way out here! Tony is able to get his feet back in, and rakes the eyes of PRL, then delivers rights to SJ. He whips SJ into the ropes, and catches him coming back with a clothesline! He then catches a charging PRL with a bodyslam! COACH I can't believe Tony is fighting off both of these guys by himself! Tony grabs PRL, and sets his head between his legs, for the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT PILEDRIVER~!!! COLE Here comes the Attitude Adjustment! But SJ hammers him in the back from behind to break it up! SJ picks up Tony, and delivers a wristlock suplex! COLE And we're ready for #4! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!! [i]Baseline[/i] by Quarashi hits, inciting a pop from the crowd as Longdogger Pete rushes to the ring! COLE Longdogger Pete, entry #4! Pete hammers away on PRL, preventing Tony from elimination once again. He sends PRL into the ropes, and catches him with a big boot to the face! COACH It's not looking good for my man right now! Tony backs SJ into one corner, and Pete backs PRL into another, and both get on the buckles, as the crowd cheers them on! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Both men hop down, and whip PRL and SJ across the ring into one another! Pete celebrates, and Tony walks across the ring and thumbs him in the eye, then whips him across the ring and catches him with the OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE~!!!!!11111 COLE The OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE, that big spinebuster of Tony Brannigan! COACH That Tony's a sneaky lil' bastard, isn't he? Tony is slow to his feet, as the move took a lot out of his banged-up body, as well. SJ follows him into a corner, and starts chopping away, as the count starts once again! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Debonaire[/i] by Dope hits, and Gunner Sharps walks through the curtains, and starts jogging to the ring. COACH Another one of the big boys! COLE The biggest man in the match, Gunner Sharps! Gunner hops onto the apron and climbs over the top rope, then picks up Pete and tosses him into a corner. He drives in knees in the corner, then starts choking him with his boot. After a few seconds of choking, he drags Pete out, and drives him with a full nelson slam! COACH And the big man putting that power on display! Gunner then sends a boot into the face of Tony, sending Tony over the top rope and to the floor! COLE And Tony Brannigan is the first man eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Tony Brannigan eliminated: none eliminated by: Gunner Sharps left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Stephen Joseph, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE You have to think that Tony would have fared a lot better in this one had it not been for that savage attack earlier at the hands of the Sooner Bruisers! PRL is up, and makes his way over to Gunner, sending rapid-fire punches into his midsection, which Gunner simply shrugs off and shoves PRL across the ring! PRL lands sitting in a corner. COACH Don't make him mad, PR! Gunner stalks PRL, until SJ intercepts him. Gunner grabs SJ's head, and slams it into his knee. COLE And #5 on his way shortly! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Gasolina[/i] by Daddy Yankee plays, and the crowd cheers as Colombian Heat runs to the ring. COLE And it's Colombian Heat, one of the longshots in this thing! Heat slides in and backs SJ into a corner, then delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Heat pulls SJ out and delivers a foot to the gut, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! COLE And Heat looking very impressive right now against Stephen Joseph, a former World champion! COACH Ah, I think SJ's just a little rusty, that's all! However, Heat's former rival, PRL, pounces, drilling Heat with the LATIN SLAM~! COACH But there's my boy, comin' out of nowhere! PRL then goes to the top rope, and attempts a MOONSAULT~!, but Heat gets the knees up! Heat then rolls over to the corner and climbs to the top, but is caught by a SJ LOW BLOW~! COLE And neither man able to score with a top rope move! COACH But SJ might be ready to right here! SJ follows Heat up top, then sets him up, as the crowd buzzes...and delivers a TOP-ROPE FINALITY~!!!!!11111 COLE OH MY GOD, a FINALITY from the top rope! COACH Heat is out of it, forget about it! COLE And someone else is about to be in it! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Renagade[/i] hits, and the arena fills with boos. The baseline kicks in, and Reject walks out and towards the ring. Meanwhile, inside, Heat is sent to the floor! COACH And a short night for Colombian Heat, he's officially out now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Colombian Heat eliminated: none eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican, Stephen Joseph left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Stephen Joseph, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps, Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject slides in and goes to work on Pete. COLE Well, SJ may be showing a little ring rust in there, but that was a hell of a move he just pulled off a minute ago! Pete fights back on Reject, knocking him to the mat with a big clothesline! However, SJ and PRL double team, and knock him to the mat with a double clothesline! SJ raises his hands to the crowd...and PRL grabs him from behind and TOSSES HIM TO THE FLOOR~! COACH WHOA~! COLE And Stephen Joseph has been eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Stephen Joseph eliminated: Colombian Heat (co) eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps, Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SJ stands on his feet on the outside, never taking his eyes off PRL, then holds his arms out as if to say "WTF?" PRL starts talking with him, but is spun around by Pete, who hits him with the LONGDOGGER CLOGGER~!!!!!11111 COLE And PRL drilled with the LONGDOGGER CLOGGER~! Gunner sends a foot to the gut of Pete, and lifts him up in the air, then drives into the mat with the ALL GUNS BLAZING~!!!111 COACH And Gunner capitalizing, as well! Reject backs into the ropes, then comes across and catches Gunner with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 This actually gets a few cheers from the crowd, as Reject pumps his fist. COLE And the EULOGY from Reject! COACH A *BIG* EULOGY! Reject picks up PRL, and attempts to dump him as the countdown starts... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Krokodilamadurinn[/i] by Quarashi hits, and Spanish Fly rushes to the ring. COLE We mentioned underdogs earlier, here comes the biggest one of all, the Spanish Fly! COACH ...the biggest one? COLE Figure of speech. As PRL rakes the eyes of Reject and slides back in, Fly slides in and catches him with a quick dropkick! Fly bounces right back up and catches Reject with one, as well! Fly then goes to the top rope and measures Pete, who is just getting to his feet, and hops off...but Pete catches him and drives him with a SITOUT POWERBOMB! COLE BIG move by Pete right there! Reject joins PRL as the two double team Pete, delivering a double suplex! They then pick up Pete and attempt to put him over the top rope! COLE And Longdogger Pete in trouble! Gunner knocks together the heads of Reject and PRL, then attempts to eliminate Pete himself as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Quiet[/i] by Smashing Pumpkins hits, and the crowd goes crazy as Dan Black walks down to the ring. COLE And another battered man, Dan Black, on his way down to ringside! Black rolls into the ring, and measures Gunner Sharps, tripping him with a drop toehold, and locking in the HEART OF ICE~!!!!!11111 COACH WOW! COLE Dan applying the HEART OF ICE on the big man! However, it's broken up by PRL, who then lifts the battered Black, and drops him with a Samoan drop, applauding himself after the fact. Fly then breaks up his self-appreciation with a sliding dropkick to the back of the head! COLE And the ring's beginning to fill up here! Reject chokes Pete in a corner with his foot, as Fly continues on PRL. Gunner hammers away at Black, then lifts him onto the corner! COLE And it could be a quick night here for Black, as well! However, Fly dropkicks Gunner in the back! It has little effect, but does turn Gunner's attention away from Black, allowing him to drop back inside. Fly outspeeds Gunner, going between his legs, then hitting him with a quick dropkick! However, he runs right into Gunner's outstretched foot on the next charge! COACH Oh man, what a shot! COACH And here comes #10! We're 2/3 of the way there! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits, and the crowd ERUPTS. COLE Listen to this reaction for Brock Ausstin! Brock walks out to the ring intently, then jogs about halfway down the aisle and slides in, staring down Gunner Sharps, who has Spanish Fly high overhead! Gunner tosses Fly at Brock, who catches in his own two palms! COACH Look, they're playing catch! Brock then turns around and redirects Fly, sending him to the floor! COLE And Fly is caught by the floor! He's history! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Spanish Fly eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps, Reject, Dan Black, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject and PRL pounce on Brock Ausstin, as Black and Pete double up on Gunner. Eliminations are set up on both sides! COLE And the two big guys in trouble! COACH This is great strategy by the other participants! However, both men save themselves, and Brock floors Reject with a MASSIVE clothesline! Gunner knocks Black to the mat, then Brock whips PRL across the ring into a boot from Gunner! COLE Oh, look at this! A little teamwork between Brock and Gunner? Gunner returns the favor, whipping Pete across the ring, and Brock catches him in a belly-to-belly overhead! COACH It appears that way! Gunner then walks slowly across the ring, and clotheslines Brock to the mat! COLE But only momentarily! Gunner continues to hammer Brock, as the crowd starts up a chant. BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! Gunner attempts an Irish whip, but Brock holds onto the wrist, then pulls him in and delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY OVERHEAD~! COLE And a belly-to-belly on the 7-foot-plus, near 400-pounder! COACH Who's gonna get the next taste of THIS? 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Tear Away[/i] by Drowning Pool hits, and the crowd boos as Christian Wright runs to the ring. COLE And it's Christian Wright! COACH The Moral Highground! Wright slides in and goes right to work on Brock. He picks him up, and delivers a facebuster! He follows up with an Inverted atomic drop, then quickly delivers an STO, then backs into the ropes and drops a knee! COLE Wright with the C-4 on Brock Ausstin! COACH And he's really capitalizing on the weakened states of these guys! Wright then works over Dan Black, as Reject begins choking Brock on the mat. PRL and Pete set up Gunner in the corner, as each man grabs a leg! COLE And Gunner Sharps may be in trouble here! Wright drops Dan, and makes the save on Gunner! COLE I don't know what Christian Wright was thinking right there... COACH He's trying to form a pact here with Gunner Sharps, is what he's doing! Smart move! And indeed, he talks something over with Gunner, and the two make their way over to Dan Black. Wright sets him up in the corner, and whips Gunner into him in the corner! Wright and Gunner then join hands, and clothesline Black over the top rope and out! COLE And the other half of Black T eliminated! This is a shame what's happened to them in this match, and they can thank the Sooner Bruisers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Dan Black eliminated: none eliminated by: Gunner Sharps, Christian Wright left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Christian Wright ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wright high-fives Gunner, as the count begins. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! The crowd EXPLODES as [i]Liberate[/i] by Disturbed hits, and Bohemoth steps into the entryway. COLE And it's the Meterosexual Monster, BOHEMOTH~! Wright can be seen giving instructions to Gunner as Bohemoth charges the ring. When he slides in, he and Gunner immediately begin trading right hands. Bo gets the better of the exchange, then backs into the ropes and knocks him into the mat with a clothesline! Bo then stalks Wright, who walks backwards into the ropes. Reject rolls underneath the ropes and sits on the apron, and as Wright backs up into the ropes, Reject nonchelantly pulls the top strand down, and Wright falls right over it to the floor! COLE :lol: COACH Well...I...smart move by Reject! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Christian Wright eliminated: Dan Black (co) eliminated by: Reject left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Bohemoth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wright throws a tantrum on the floor as Bo laughs at him from inside the ring, then Gunner gets back to his feet and nails Bo from behind. Brock grabs Reject and pulls him back into the ring. As PRL and Pete go at it on the mat in a corner, the crowd begins to chant. BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! Bo hammers away on Gunner, then whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a SPINEBUSTER~! On the other side, Brock delivers an overhead belly-to-belly to Reject! Brock stands, and Bo turns around, and the first thing they see is each other. COACH Uh-oh... COLE Oh, I like this! As the two big men stare each other down, the crowd noise escalates in anticipation of the showdown, as the countdown starts. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid runs to the ring. COLE And it's Thunderkid, another guy doing double duty here tonight! TK slides in, and goes to work on his former partner, Reject, as Brock and Bo inch closer to one another, and Brock starts doing his bounce as Bo adjusts his elbowpad. COLE We saw this showdown at Battlebowl! Brock stops bouncing long enough to throw the first punch, and they trade off as the crowd begins dueling chants: "LET'S GO BO!" "LET'S GO BROCK!" "LET'S GO BO!" "LET'S GO BROCK!" Brock gets the better of the exchange, and quickly goes in for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 He carries Bo over to the ropes, and Bo blocks with his hands as the crowd screams! COLE And Brock could get the better of it right here! Bo goes to the eyes, and slips down. He hammers away on Brock, then hooks him and takes him over the top with a belly-to-belly! COLE Brock to the apron! COACH He better get back in there! Brock and Bo begin to hammer it out again, with Brock again getting the better of things. Gunner charges Bo, who ducks...and Gunner hits Brock with a big boot, sending him to the floor! COLE And Brock Ausstin is ELIMINATED! The crowd begins to boo loudly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Brock Ausstin eliminated: Spanish Fly eliminated by: Gunner Sharps left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Brock got caught on the apron, and it cost him! Gunner starts hammering away on Bo, as the countdown starts. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Metalingus[/i] hits, and Peter Knight hits the ring. COLE And Peter Knight in there, we've got one more entry! PK goes right to work on his rival, Longdogger Pete. Meanwhile, Brock gets up and slaps the mat, then shoves the referee to the side and slides in as Gunner sets up ALL GUNS BLAZING~!!!111 on Bo! COACH What's Brock doing back in there? Brock hammers Gunner on the back, then lifts him up on his shoulders as the crowd stands to its feet! COLE Brock setting up the F-STUNNER-5~! Brock drills Gunner with the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 The crowd goes CRAZY as Brock stares down at Gunner, then his eyes move to Bo once again, as Bo sits on the mat, then looks up at Brock. Brock backs up to the ropes and climbs through them to the floor, still looking at Bo as the crowd chants. BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! COLE That look from Brock Ausstin seems to say to Bo, "another day!" Bo stands to his feet and continues to look at Brock for a minute, then hammers on PRL in a corner. TK continues to battle with Reject, and PK and Pete do battle, as Gunner gets to his feet. He looks out to the aisleway and moves to the ropes, yelling out Brock's name angrily. COACH And Gunner is hot! TK lays off Reject long enough to level Gunner with a BICYCLE KICK from behind, sending him OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR~! COACH NO! COLE GUNNER IS GONE!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: Gunner Sharps eliminated: Tony Brannigan, Dan Black (co), Brock Ausstin eliminated by: Thunderkid left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Peter Knight ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gunner angrily walks to the back as the countdown starts. COLE Our last entry is on the way! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Black Sweat[/i] by Prince hits, and MISTER WARRIOR runs out to the ring with both arms raised in the air. COACH Oh, boy. WARRIOR jumps on the apron and shakes the ropes, then pounds his chest before stepping through the ropes. Clothesline for Reject! Clothesline for PK! Clothesline for Bo! Clothesline for TK! Clothesline for Pete! Clothesline for PRL! COLE WARRIOR's laid everyone out! WARRIOR pounds on his chest some more, then picks up PRL and lifts him in a Gorilla press slam, with extra reps! He then lets PRL drop to the mat, and runs across the ring twice before delivering a splash! WARRIOR then gets up and raises his arms to the heavens, before Reject recovers and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE Reject with the EULOGY~! COACH But he's still shaking! WARRIOR slowly stands while shaking, but PK grabs him from behind and dumps him to the floor! COLE And WARRIOR eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: MISTER WARRIOR eliminated: none eliminated by: Peter Knight left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Peter Knight ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PK goes back to work on Pete. COLE And Peter Knight hammering away on Longdogger Pete, a heated rivalry between these two, which will culminate at AngleSlam! PRL is seen begging off in a corner from TK. COLE Likewise for these two, who met in a tag match earlier tonight, where... COACH I KNOW. I still can't believe Drek was pinned by TK! COLE And I can't believe PRL is still hanging in there! He had a tag match earlier, and THEN was the #1 draw in this match! Bo picks up Reject and sets him over the ropes! COLE Reject close to being gone! Reject grabs Bo around the neck, then sinks to the apron, as Bo is pulled over the top and spills to the floor! COLE But no! It's Bo who gets sent to the showers! COACH What a move by Reject! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10th elimination: Bohemoth eliminated: none eliminated by: Reject left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Reject, Thunderkid, Peter Knight ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Folks, we've got something going on in the back! *cameras rush to the back to see Brock Ausstin and Otaku II slugging it out backstage!* COACH What is Otaku THINKING? *The two roll around on the floor and trade blows, before officials arrive to separate them. But even that can't stop them, as Otaku gets a hold of a kendo stick and gets a shot in on Brock's back! Brock drops to his knees as Otaku is ushered off, then Brock gets up and walks towards him, against the wishes of various officials.* COACH You were mentioning AngleSlam? COLE Oh yeah. That's going to be a donnybrook for the Heartland title, as you hear the chants for Bo, who was eliminated, we're down to five men! Reject takes a breather as he watches a couple AngleSlam showdowns. He then joins PRL in hammering away on TK, before lifting him over the ropes! COLE TK in trouble right now! Pete knocks PK to the mat, then makes the save for TK. TK slumps down in the corner, as Pete attempts to dump PRL! However, his attempt is thwarted by a Reject LOW BLOW~! Pete is doubled over, and PK sneaks in and delivers the KNIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111 COACH HAHA! PK celebrates his feat...until Reject hits him with a dropkick from behind, sending him OVER THE TOP AND OUT!!! COACH What are you doin'? COLE PETER KNIGHT IS GONE! We're down to four! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11th elimination: Peter Knight eliminated: MISTER WARRIOR eliminated by: Reject [b]Final Four: That Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Reject, Thunderkid[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PK gets to his feet, and Reject gives him the "FU" arm gesture, as Knight throws a tantrum on the floor. COACH Well, Reject's a tough guy, but I don't know how wise that was of him! TK drills Reject with a clothesline as he turns around, as Pete struggles to his feet. PK ends his tantrum long enough to see Pete using the ropes to climb up. PK reaches up and SLAPS Pete! COLE And look at that cheapshot by Peter Knight! Pete stands up and stares down PK, who acts as if he's going to get on the apron, so Pete swipes at him! PK grabs his arm, as PRL dropkicks him from behind, and he falls over the top to the floor! COLE And Longdogger Pete eliminated, thanks in part to Peter Knight, who was already eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12th elimination: Longdogger Pete eliminated: none eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican, Peter Knight left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As PK and Pete brawl to the back, PRL looks over and sees TK and Reject battling it out on the ropes, then rushes over and DUMPS THEM BOTH TO THE FLOOR~!!! COACH YES!!! COLE PRL IS THE WINNER!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Reject eliminated: Christian Wright, Bohemoth, Peter Knight eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th elimination: Thunderkid eliminated: Gunner Sharps eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ***************************************************************************** WINNER: Tha Puerto Rican eliminated: Colombian Heat (co), Stephen Joseph, Longdogger Pete (co), Reject, Thunderkid ***************************************************************************** PRL sinks to his knees as the referee raises his hand. BUFFER [i]The winner of the [b][color=red]LUDICROUS SPEED~![/color][/b] Lethal Rumble...THHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE PRL has done it! COACH This is a long time coming for PR! Congratulations, man, you earned it! COLE What a feat! After wrestling a tag match earlier tonight, and drawing #1 for this HD first, Tha Puerto Rican has now earned the right to challenge the World Heavyweight champion whenever he wishes! COACH Boy, it feels great! Whew! COLE What a moment for Tha Puerto Rican right here on HeldDOWN~! For the Coach, I'm Michael Cole, we'll see you same time next week! Tha Puerto Rican continues to celebrate in the ring as we... [b]*FADE TO BLACK*[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
