KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2006 No preamble this week as we immediately fade into the arena in Norfolk, Virginia and over to the voice of the OAOAST, Michael Buffer. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, at this time please welcome at this time... your NEW OAOAST 24/7 Champion... "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh boy. BUFFER ...being accompanied to the ring by The Wildcards and by 'The First Lady Of The SWF' Megan Skye... fresh off of a successful challenge for the SWF World Tag Team Championships! He is LLLAAANNDDOOOOOONN "LA CUCARACHA"... MMMAAAAAAAADDIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXX!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" "Tell me exactly, what am I supposed to do Now that I have allowed you, to beat me! Do you think that we could play another game Maybe I could win this ti-ime." "I kinda like the misery you put me through Darling you can trust me, completely! If you even try to look the other way I think that I could kill this ti-ime!" You could cut the hostility with a knife in the arena as the Virginia crowd keep jeering all the way through the opening to "The Game" by Disturbed. The situation isn't helped by The Wildcards emerging halfway through and walking towards the ring, Bloodshed and Todd Cortez staying mostly stoic about the situation while Bruce Blank is happy to milk the abuse a little. Eventually, as the song kicks into gear, the trio are joined on stage by the glowing blonde female now identifiable as Megan Skye, long-term manager of Landon Maddix, who steps through the entrance doors carrying both the OAOAST's 24/7 Championship belt and one half of the SWF's World Tag Team Championships. If you thought The Wildcards and Landon hadn't came prepared, you'd be wrong, as down the side of the ramp dozens of security guards emerge from the back and line the aisleway as The SWF's Power Couple stroll down the ramp, mugging for all their worth. COLE No folks, you haven't tuned into the wrong station. This really is SWF superstar Landon Maddix making his way to the ring and that is the OAOAST 24/7 Championship in his hand. It's been a topic of hot conversation all week and to be honest, myself and The Coach are as much or as little in the know about this volatile situation as you all are. But we've been promised an explanation here tonight, so hopefully that's what we're going to get to kick off OAOAST HeldDOWN~! With his three 'associates' waiting in the ring, Landon climbs the apron as Megan holds the ropes open for him. Stepping in, Landon soaks up some more adulation as he spins through the ring, arms outstretched. Coming to a stop, Landon then takes the microphone from Buffer, beaming proudly as the boos continue to rain down on him. MADDIX So, it seems I caused a little bit of controversy last week, huh? "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" MADDIX Good answer. You know, I want to take this opportunity to first thank your gracious president, Axel, for opening the floor up to me tonight and giving me a chance to explain my motives. See all I've heard over the 'net' all week is rumour after rumour after persistant rumour. So let's set the record straight. Number one...no, I haven't 'quit' the SWF. I'm here of my own accord, independent of my other employers. Now, second is that 'I'm not getting paid enough', so I wanted another paycheck. One truth in life, you can never be too rich. I want more money, sure. So shoot me. Landon puts a finger to his chin in a not so subtle show that he's thinking. MADDIX On second thoughts, maybe I should rephrase that. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh come on, we don't need that dredged up again. MADDIX I showed up in the OAOAST for my own reasons. And I'm gonna let you all in on them. See, for those of you morons who don't pay attention, I work for the SWF. Flashback to June and to a little event we call SWF Ground Zero, where I was heading into one of the biggest matches of my career against my current tag team partner, Michael Stephens. Long story short, we didn't get along. I was ready to defend my SWF World Title against my most hated rival. It was personal. And I was ready. I was focused. I stoof behind those curtains watching the camera and much to my surprise, some low budget promotional video runs telling MY SWF fans to watch OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, every Thursday night on TSM! I took that advert as a personal spit in my face. But if you think it's all about some commercial, you're mistaken. No, that was just the tip of the iceberg, the thing that caught my attention. For the first time since grabbing the microphone Landon turns to his trio of backup. Neither Blank, Bloodshed or Cortez seem all that interested in what's going on, considering who it's coming from and what it concerns. MADDIX See, these three men here have been running roughshot over this company for months now and you people have seen them as representing the SWF. I'm sure in many ways, they are. But as is typical with professional wrestling fans, you've taken a stereotype and lumped it on the heads of as many people as is convenient. Apparantly, Bruce is a 'Hoss'. That's not my beef. See, the 'beef' is that I see people calling the SWF... 'Garbage Wrestling'. "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" MADDIX You take three men known for their street fighting sensibilities and you assume, without doing any research or paying any attention, natch, that it applies to the entire SWF. And THAT is a spit in the face to me. That's a spit in the face of El Luchadore Magnifico. Of Danny Williams. Of Ejiro Fasaki. Of Tom Flesher. Of Wildchild. Men who wouldn't sully their good name by stepping into this B-show hellhole because they have some form of self-respect! You people dare to say the SWF is 'garbage'? In the words of every black comedian in the past 10 years, "Bitch, puh-lease!!" Take a glance into that locker room, if you dare. You've got doctors running around bumping and grinding, you've got homosexual Mexicans, you've got more rip-offs and wannabees than an American Idol audition room. THAT is garbage! The SWF is the premier professional wrestling company in the world and we pride ourselves on that. We pride ourselves on wrestling. We're not a 'Thread', we're 'Wrestling! Do chairs and tables come into play sometimes? Sure, from some people. But I defy you to name one OAOAST wrestler who could survive in the SWF! Just one! It's not gonna happen. There's not even a valid comparison. All I've heard from you fantasy booker geeks for years is 'oh, what would happen if this guy wrestled Landon Maddix, what would happen if that guy wrestled Landon Maddix?'. 'Leon Rodez can do this better than Landon Maddix'. 'Zack Malibu has better workrate than Landon Maddix does'. Heh. See, let me be clear on this. Wrestling fans in general, I've no problem with you. You support this great industry and you buy the tickets that pay our wages and feed our families. Boo me, cheer me, whatever. But these fans who think they're experts because they've read a couple of dirtsheets and saw that Secrets Exposed thing Harley Race did, that's who I'm talking about here. You compare the SWF to the OAOAST...first of all, we actually have a reasonable name. But in the ring is where the gulf is clear. If the SWF is the big league, the OAOAST is the backyard...compared to us, you're like a group of, to steal a phrase, "glorified stuntmen", playing at wrestling. It's not competition, it's a running joke! COLE Yeah well, at least we wrestle in the real world there champ. COACH Huh? COLE Inside joke, don't sweat it. "SMART - MARK SUCKS!" "SMART - MARK SUCKS!" "SMART - MARK SUCKS!" "SMART - MARK SUCKS!" MADDIX Uneducated opinions. That's all it is. See, I'm not 'Mr. SWF' and some sort of model employee. But I'm sick of seeing you mutant morons proclaiming the OAOAST as the premiere and the summit of this business. I'm sick of people talking up these mediocre sub-par 'superstars' as equals for the SWF's elite. So, I cornered Bruce at one of the SWF shows and I asked him who to get into contact with. And Mr...uhm, Axel...well, he was happy to help. COLE Of course he was, if it meant Leon getting beaten down! MADDIX Don't get me wrong, I'm not here to be a Wildcard. I'm not here to 'kill this company'. And I'm not solely here to take the words of the OAOAST faithful and cram them back down their throats. Let's not beat around the bush, I'm out for the glory. I'm here to BE this company. Looking up and down the roster, there's nobody with my ability and my credentials, so hey, if there's an opportunity to be number one why should I pass it up? And if that means an 'association' with these three here every now and then, then so be it. Safety in numbers and all. See... Maddix turns again, pointing a finger in Bruce's face... MADDIX I don't like you. ...then Cortez... MADDIX I hate you. ...and finally Bloodshed. MADDIX And I've despised you for more years than I care to remember. Bloodshed half-smiles at that, apparantly more than happy to be hated by Landon. Infact, none of The Wildcards seem that concerned that they're not on Landon's Christmas card list. MADDIX But the fact is, we share a common bond. Smartmark blood. You and me are pretty recent acquaintances Bruce and we don't see eye to eye, but I respect you, in a way. You do what you do and you do it well. I've done battle with you Bloodshed...well shit, I've lost count. You'll have to show me that tally chart you keep treasured in your basement. Cortez, you and me are former Tag Team Champions. And yeah, we had a pretty big falling out over...things. Megan shrugs in the background. Yeah, she's the reason. MADDIX Whatever you think about me though, you have to respect my motives. (turns to crowd) And with those three following my lead... In the background, Bruce does a very clear and very noticeable double-take at that last line. Cortez and Bloodshed, who've been associated with La Cucaracha in the past, just roll their eyes knowingly. Of course Landon is oblivious to all this, due to that bright and welcomed spotlight shining in his face. MADDIX ...then you fans had better get used to seeing Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix's face around these parts, because I'm here to save the OAOAST! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE From what!? COACH From gun crime? COLE ... COACH Sorry, got carried away for a second. From what, punk!? MADDIX Mark the date down on your calendars, folks. A battle for the ages. August 27th, you've got something called 'AngleSlam' which I hear is a pretty big deal for you all. Well congratulations, because it just got bigger. I spoke to Axel during the week and he's granted me a match that believe it or not, I want. The crowd join the dots in their head and start buzzing at the prospect of what Landon is getting at. MADDIX Oh yeah I know, I attacked the guy, I'm supposed to be scared of the repercussions, blah blah blah. Last week was no coincidence you see. There was a plan. I always have a plan, see. Landon and Megan share a smile, Landon adjusting the two titles over his shoulders. MADDIX I intend to show the OAOAST up and embarrass you all. And sure, I could do that by wrestling 'El Ultra Shango' and dominating him to the point of ridicule. But that'd be too easy. Myself and Megan have done our homework and you, Leon Rodez, are something that comes close to resembling a straight professional wrestler as far as this place is concerned. Sure, you're a 'former pornstar' and you've been wrestling chickens and zombies recently. But apparantly these people and the 'experts' see you as some sort of noteable talent in these parts. As the 'future of the OAOAST'. Which makes you the perfect target. So Leon, what I'm gonna do at AngleSlam is I'm going to take the future of this company and defeat it, soundly, on one of the biggest nights in the OAOAST calendar. I'm going to embarrass you. I'm going to embarrass this company. And I'm going to make my intentions clear straight away. Landon Maddix vs. Leon Rodez. The match nobody thought they'd ever see. But they will, at AngleSlam. COLE Wow. That's a HUGE announcement! MADDIX And I've got more good news for all you wrestling fans who are sick of watching no-talents wrestling talentless nobodies show in and show out, because the Landon Maddix era in the OAOAST starts live, next week here on HeldDOWN~! Oh yeah, I want to get a little warm-up in see. Test the ring, test the ropes, the lights. It'll be a chance for those of you so set in your ways that you've never seen real wrestling to get a glimpse at why I am a former two-time SWF World Heavyweight Champion, a former International Champion, three-time ICTV Champion, two-time USJL Champion, three-time Tag Team Champion, 2005 Clusterfuck winner...and the list goes on. I don't know who they'll find to put against me. Probably some trainee in a bear costume. Whatever, I'll give you a little preview next week. After all, from what I hear you people need a new hero and quick. And I am willing to BE that hero! OAOAST... Prepare For Landon! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" "The Game" by Disturbed kicks off again as Maddix drops the microphone and throws his arms skywards in a gesture which could be best described as 'a little OTT'. COLE Wow. Well, Landon Maddix, not a man short on confidence apparantly. COACH And we're gonna see him in action next week here on HeldDOWN~! I can't wait for that, I wanna see if this guy is really as good as he seems to think he is. COLE You could always buy some SWF tapes, do some research. COACH Nah, I'm not gonna be doing that. COLE What about the other big announcement Coach, Landon Maddix making his OAOAST PPV debut against Leon Rodez at AngleSlam! What a huge match that promises to be. And speaking of huge matches, remember viewers, tonight we've got Drek Stone teaming with Tha Puerto Rican to face Thunderkid on the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion Alfdogg, not to mention the first ever LUDICROUS SPEED~! Rumble for the chance to cash in on a World Title shot whenever the winner so desires. COACH So basically, what Zack already has? COLE Uhm, well, kinda...ON WITH THE SHOW! COACH Actually, we gotta take a break. COLE Oh son of a.... Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2006 COLE Back on HeldDOWN from Norfolk, glad to have you with us again this week. If you watched last week, you saw one of the most emotional segments in HeldDOWN history kick off the show. We thought that Zack Malibu would be pushed into early retirement after he actually pulled a gun out on the man that has been tormenting him for months, Bruce Blank. What we got was a shocking return. *LOGO WIPE* Last week ZACK Everybody, thank you for everything. Thank you for the respect, for the support, and for following my dream and helping make it happen. Thank you. Not one fan is left sitting down, as the arena gives Malibu a standing ovation as he continues to exchange parting words with the OAOAST superstars. A loud "Zack" chant comes over the crowd as they stand, clap, and cheer for the man who without a doubt did more for the OAOAST than any other member of the company did. As Malibu finishes his goodbyes, the sea of wrestlers parts, and Tony Brannigan and Leon Rodez hold the ropes open for Malibu to step out onto the apron. Zack does, and looks around through his teary eyes, as the wrestlers work the fans into one final ovation for Malibu. Crying, Zack hops off the apron and starts up the aisleway... ...and then we hear the sound of "Medal" (Kurt Angle's Theme)?!!??! IT'S ANGLESAULT~?!?!??! ANGLESAULT IS HERE ON HELDDOWN~! Dressed in a dapper suit, George Steinbrenner's favorite wrestler comes storming down the aisle, pointing at Zack and waving for him to "get back in that ring!" as he puts it. ..... ANGLESAULT I know this comes as a bit of surprise to you all, and I'm not here to take advantage of anyone's airtime here, nor did I come to say goodbye...because Zack Malibu is NOT GOING ANYWHERE! The fans ROAR, but Malibu is now even more shocked. ANGLESAULT I don't care who is in the "authority figure" position, because around here that seems to change on a weekly basis. I don't care what the legal department says, or what deals were struck. What you have here is a man who was purposely pushed to the limit by certain parties, and wanted nothing more than to make things right for his family. You hear that...HIS FAMILY. They went after a young lady, and a newborn baby girl, and if it were any other one of you, you'd have done the SAME THING Zack did last week, am I right? If it were your families, wouldn't you have felt the way Zack did? Anglesault's question is met with applause, and many of the wrestlers nod their heads as well. ANGLESAULT So let me make it perfectly clear...this company bears my name. You might not see me in action anymore, or even involved in the corporate structure, but when it comes down to it, it's still MY name on the marquee, and it's MY name that sells...but it's THIS MAN, Zack Malibu, who has held this company in place. It's Zack Malibu who has done more for this company than even I...it's got my name, but it has his heart, his soul, his sweat, his tears...this is ZACK MALIBU'S company as much as it is mine, and I will be damned if I was going to sit home tonight and watch this man say goodbye to us. Let me make it perfectly clear, because I've already had talks in the back with the legal department, and my lawyers, who are the best money can buy. I told them in no uncertain terms that if Zack Malibu left the OAOAST tonight, that I would pull my namesake, my likeness, the rights to my name...all of that would disappear, and you'd be left with what? The OAOT? Not exactly marketable, is it? I told them that I would distance myself from this company as far as I possibly could, because I would not lend my name to a company that disassociated itself with the man who did more for it than any other person walking this Earth. So just to make it perfectly clear...Zack Malibu is NOT retiring tonight, Zack Malibu is NOT leaving the OAOAST tonight...I mean, not unless he wants to...and I think we know the answer to that question! ...... ANGLESAULT Oh wait...before I forget, before I go, there is one other thing. Zack, I know there's something you want more than anything. It's not just a chance to stay here, but a chance to make things right. For your family, for your fans...for everyone. So let me ask you this...you want Bruce Blank, Zack? Zack nods his head, and The Hooligans surround Zack, shouting words of encouragement. ANGLESAULT I thought you might, so that's why I did one last thing for you before I go. At ANGLESLAM...in his first match back in months, this man, right here Zack Malibu WILL be in action...AGAINST BRUCE BLANK, NO RULES NECESSARY! *LOGO WIPE* COLE So, in ten days time at AngleSlam, it will finally come to a head. To prevent things from getting out of hand, Zack Malibu has not been booked on any OAOAST card in which Bruce Blank will also appear up until AngleSlam. However, a camera crew was dispatched to Zack's house this past week as Zack had a few words for his AS opponent. --------------------------------------- It's a sunny afternoon in California, or at least it was when this piece was filmed, because right now we are taken to the front yard of the Malibu household, with Zack Malibu walking up his driveway to the front door, a camera close behind him. Malibu makes it to the door and stops, pausing for a moment before turning around to face the camera. "Bruce Blank, how does it make you feel, knowing that I know you were here? That the stench of you and the other Wildcards hasn't left the air around my house? Tell me, Bruce. Tell me..." Malibu's words drift off as he looks away, up towards a window at the left side of the house, where we catch a quick glimpse of Candie, with baby Jenna in her arms, walking past. "...tell me, Bruce, how did it make you feel? How did it feel to invade a man's home...his family...his LIFE, all for what? For something that could have been settled like men, in a wrestling ring? But oh no, you needed to follow your m.o. You needed to take this one step further, to ensure that you had my attention...YOU GOT MY ATTENTION, BRUCE! All this time, I've been asking how you feel, how it made you feel deep down...do you want to know how I feel, Bruce? Do you want to really know what I feel inside, because no words, no promo's, no staredowns, not even the fact that I had a GUN in your FACE can even describe the way I feel about you. A man's home is his castle...an impenetrable fortress for he and his family to live, laugh and love...AND YOU TOOK THAT ALL AWAY FROM US! You did more than smash a window, or kick a door down the night you confronted Candie, and my daughter...you and The Wildcards left a black cloud looming overhead that just won't go away! It makes me sick...SICK, Bruce Blank...not that you did that, but that I let my family down...I wasn't here to protect them. I shouldn't have even been back in the ring yet after you left me laying inside that cage, but I'm a man of honor. If I was well enough to appear on OAOAST television and show up for revenge on the three of you, then surely I was well enough to fulfill my duties to HI-YAH...AND YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THAT! Where are you now, Bruce? Where are you now that I'm home? Nowhere to be found...hiding somewhere in the back of an arena full of people who want nothing more than to see every last pint of plasma in your bloody bleed out from your forehead and trickle down to your feet. You have them to worry about, Bruce...but not about me. Not tonight, and not next week. I don't have any commitments to fulfill until Angleslam, so I'm going to remain with my family. I'm going to spend time with my baby girl. Then, come Sunday, August 27th...I'm going to walk down the aisle and step into the ring with you. No lights out games, no running in out of the crowd...I'm going to walk up to you face to face, because I want to see the look on your face. I want to see the look of fear in your eyes when you look into mine and realize that nothing...NOTHING...is going to stop me from getting retribution. Nothing is going to stop me from getting revenge for what YOU did. That beautiful baby inside the walls of this house...she's young enough to forget what's happened, Bruce...but if you think I have...if you think I've come to terms with it...if you think Angleslam is going to be a cakewalk just because it might be something up your alley, you are SADLY MISTAKEN. You can bring your barbed wire bat, you can smash a chair across my skull, you can break both of my legs, but until I stop moving...stop breathing...I am coming at YOU, relentlessly, and viciously, without remorse. You crossed the line when you stepped onto my property, Bruce. You stepped into my world and made it a dark, dark place. Bruce...I'm not afraid of the dark...but you...you SHOULD BE." With that, Malibu turns and opens his front door, never bothering to look back as it slams behind him, before our camera fades out of the scene. COLE There's nothing more you can add to that, Coach. COACH Definitely not. AngleSlam is going to be a war zone. Josh Matthews is standing by backstage with a very nervous looking Ultimo Villaño X, a very nervous and pale looking UVX who’s wearing his mask but instead of the rest of his usual outfit is wearing a HI-GATE T-shirt. MATTHEWS Cole, Coach I’m standing by with the relative newcomer Ultimo Villaño X who’s asked for this time because he’s got a message for someone. Villaño? Matthews puts the microphone up under UVX’s face and then waits as the young man tries to gather his thoughts. At first he almost whispers as he talks, his nerves are obviously getting the best of him right now. UVX You know when I came here from HI-GATE I wasn’t expecting to become the Brookly Brawler of the OAOST, I’m better than that. I’m not the kind of guy who can’t even buy a victory. Villaño nervously fidgets with his mask revealing that both his hands are heavily taped tonight. The young man bites his lip and then he throws himself into the interview full on UVX I didn’t come here to lose!! I didn’t come here to get humiliated night in and night out Josh and I finally figured out what the hell went wrong, where I took the wrong turn and ended up on losers lane MATTHEWS From what we’ve seen you ARE a talented cruiserweight, so where did you go wrong then? UVX Ever since my first day in this federation something has been haunting me, it’s been on my mind, in my dreams, every time I close my damn eyes!! Villaño looks like he’s close to tears as he pours his heart and soul out for everyone to see UVX I was ready to go out there and put on a great show, I was ready to. . . I was ready to . . . Villaño stops for a moment to wipe a tear from his face as he looks straight into the camera, the insecurity has now been replaced with anger. UVX Until there was a knock on the door! MATTHEWS A knock? I don’t understand UVX BRUCE FUCKING BLANK!! You sick son of a bitch, you tore me apart on my first damn night in this company! I was nothing to you, just a random victim! I was just a tackling dummy to you! Villaño starts to shout louder and louder as he recaps his first night in the OAOAST UVX You cut me open, you made me bleed, you made me hurt in places I didn’t think I could hurt!! And then you just walked away like I was nothing!. . . LIKE I WAS NOTHING!! Ever since that night I’ve been acting, thinking - LIVING LIKE I WAS NOTHING!! I’m not nothing you fat fuck, I’m ULTIMO VILLAÑO FUCKING X!! And I’ll make god damn sure neither you nor anyone else ever forgets that after tonight!! MATTHEWS What are you saying? UVX I’m saying that tonight I want Bruce Blank to come to the ring, I want him to come face me man to man. Not knock on my door and then just beat me up, not attack me from behind when I’m wrestling some devil worshipper! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?? MATTHEWS You’re insane! He’ll kill you man UVX NO!! I’m done being afraid of him, I’m done being the victim here - Everyone turned in to see professional wrestling tonight, well I’m going to give Bruce Blank a very UN-professional wrestling match! No rules! Nothing but you and me, I’m done living in fear - I will take you down if it’s the last thing I ever do in wrestling!! Ultimo Villaño X pushes Josh’s hand to the side and then walks off shaking with anger and rage MATTHEWS I . . . I don’t know what to say guys, I think he’s serious COLE He wants Bruce Blank in the ring? No rules? COACH Man I hope he’s been measures for a coffin because that boy has a death wish! COLE Hopefully we’ll be able to catch up with Bruce to get his thoughts on this. COACH You're just being generous by implying that Bruce actually has thoughts! COLE Oh that goes without saying. Well, we'll try to get a word with Blank and be back after these words. MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY...MONEYMAKER! The segment opens with a close-up of a sign hung on a wire fence: "POOL PARTY AHEAD. FOR THE RICH AND FAMOUS ONLY!" On a scorching hot summer day, the coolest place to be is at billionaire Theodore Moneymaker's pool party. Some of the biggest names in business and entertainment on hand to enjoy the festivities. Paris. Nicole. The Donald. Gates. Hef. But the biggest name of them all... ...THEODORE MONEYMAKER. Surrounded by bikini-clad beauties, Theodore floats on a custom made raft designed in the shape of a $ sign while wearing his trademark white silk smoking jacket and pants, reading the Wall Street Journal through rose-colored sunglasses! With the snap of his fingers, a WAITER brings Theodore his SMOKING PIPE and a COCKTAIL. * SIP * THEODORE Ah. Refreshing. Thank you, little man. Got a light? Theodore sets his drink on one of the raft's many cupholders. 6 in total. 3 on each side. Ever the tipper, Theodore reaches into the inner breast pocket of his jacket and breaks out da money, placing a $100 bill on the waiter's tray! WAITER The waiter flicks on the LIGHTER. Just as he's about to pick up his tip, Theodore snags the $100 bill and...LIGHTS IT UP FOR HIS PIPE! WAITER * PUFF * * PUFF * * PUFF * * WHEW * THEODORE (to waiter) What, you didn't think that was for you? Your one day's work here has already made you more money than you'll earn in a year serving the rest of the little people at Denny's. In fact, just by looking at ya, I'd say your paycheck today could end up being your retirement fund. You'll never see a payday like this again. (manically laugh) Now scram. I'm neglecting my guests. WAITER THEODORE (to camera) Heh Heh Heh Heh. Nothing like a beautiful day at the pool to beat the heat. Welcome to my party. Theodore Moneymaker back again to share more of his infinite wisdom. Didn't I tell you life is wonderful if you're the "Billion Dollar Heir"? Look at it. Fine food, fine wine, fine women. Who else could get the Donald in swim trunks, or bring Hef out of the mansion? Only the Billion Dollar Heir, baby. That's the power of money. And in due time every so-called OAOAST superstar will learn what everybody in business already knows -- Theodore Moneymaker always closes the deal. Whether it's in the boardroom or the bedroom. Hahahahahaha! MAN (Off-screen) Hey, moneybags. THEODORE MAN (CONT'D) CANNONBALL! * SPLASH * Theodore's raft overturns. Cries for help and laughter in the distance can be heard. A head pops out of the water. The WAITER who was humiliated. WAITER (laughing; gesturing) You can't see me! THEODORE Neither can you. Theodore clubs the waiter from behind and shoves his head underwater to teach him a lesson. Theodore pulls the gagging waiter up and deposits him in the BANK VAULT (cobra clutch sleeper)! Out like a light, Theodore tosses the man onto the the raft and climbs onto the diving board, soaking wet, turning his back to the pool before delivering a perfectly executed BACK ELBOW DROP! * SPLASH * Theodore drags the waiter to the front gate and throws him out in front of hundreds of people. It turns out Theodore somehow managed to commandeer a public pool for a day, leaving women and children to blister under the hot sun. THEODORE You can forgot about your paycheck being your retirement fund. In the words of a personal friend of mind...You're fired! Go join the rest of the little people at the unemployment line tomorrow morning. (to camera) I'm sorry for that. You're my invited guests. But I had to take care of business. And I do believe I took care of business. Just like I will when I step inside the ring. Because money talks, bullshit walks. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You break the laws You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Moneytalk Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Moneytalk Moneytalks Moneytalks B.S. Walks Moneytalks Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2006 ANGLESLAM 2006 Wrestlers On A Plane~!...and then, later, in the ring 10 Days Left! COLE Welcome back to the show, folks. A lot more coming up tonight, including the 15-man LUDICROUS SPEED~! Lethal Rumble! JAX Do you always have to say it like that? COLE YES I....ahem....Yes I do. Anyway, we are indeed just ten days away from AngleSlam 2006! JAX Almost Christmas! COLE Indeed. Last week, in the midst of one of the craziest, most out of control HeldDOWN~!s in OAOAST history, we saw The Hooligans lay an unprovoked three on two beatdown on D*LUX. The upshot of it is this next match which pits "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant against one third of those Hooligans, Jamie O'Hara. But this all stems from O'Hara's 6-Man Tag Team Championship partners The Global Party Exchange, who join me now, and what is in my estimation gentlemen a chip on your shoulders. STATIC Chip on our shoulder, huh? There ain't nothin' on our shoulders, we brush it off daily. JAX What does that mean? STATIC Eh, I dunno, J-OH said it to me last week and I figured it sounded cute. Point is, there ain't no chips on our shoulders Mickey Cole. COLE Well how else do you explain this sudden and unprovoked targetting of the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions? All because you feel they've 'stolen' your personas? STATIC Former personas. JAX Ain't it 'personi'? STATIC Whatever. Listen, these kids wanna impersonate us and bring up crap we buried years back and we've moved on from. Soon as they walked onto our radar, we figured we oughta put those punks in their place. See, it's all about respect. Image is everything to us, 'specially in this business. JAX I guess we should be honoured. But we ain't. How'd you like it somebody came out here rippin' on your act every week Cole? STATIC Todd. Grisham. COLE (under breath) He's half the man I am. "JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" Love it or hate it, A1's "First To Believe" cues up and sends Norfolk boyband bananas as the entrance doors are parted by the vibrant manageress of D*LUX, Jade Rodez. Not so vibrant tonight however, as she leads out her team, decked in orange denim but in a less than sunny mood. Ripping off his jacket and throwing it to the floor, Tyler storms down the aisle, with Shayne in tow and Jade trying to keep pace. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Jade Rodez and "Showtime" Shayne Brave. He hails from Auburn Hills, Michigan... weighing two hundred, nine pounds. One half of the HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions... "TREMENDOUS" TYYYLLEEEERR... BBBRRRRRYYYYYAAAAAAANNTT!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Sliding into the ring, Tyler heads right across to the side of the ring nearest the announce table and point the finger at Static and Jax, which prompts The GPX to stand. COLE Come on guys, we don't need any trouble out here. STATIC I agree Mitchell. We just came to comment on our bro's match, these punks need to ease it up on the hostility here. D*LUX continue to yell down at The GPX about last week's beatdown, even as the vulgar beats of Cassidy's "I'm A Hustla" hit in the background to bring out the third of three Hooligans. Emerging onto the stage, Jamie O'Hara pays little attention to the ring as he jaws away to the fans, to the camera, to the bigman upstairs, to anyone who may be within earshot. BUFFER And the opponent, from Birmingham England. Weighing in at one hundred and seventy pounds... he is one third of the OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Champions of the World... "THE BIRMINGHAM BAD BOY"... JJAAAAAMMIIIIEEE... O'HHHAAAAAAAARRRRRAAAAAAAAA!!!! JAX Now, here's a playa that doesn't rip anyone off! COLE That's a little debata... STATIC A true original! No gimmick stealing there! Making his slow and brash way to the ring, O'Hara unstraps his 6-Man Tag Title belt and thrusts it in the faces of some anti-Hooliganers who are brandishing a "GPX RIPPED OFF N'SYNC" sign. After a good twenty seconds of trash-talk, O'Hara then makes his way around the ring and exchanges high-fives with his Hooligan bretheren over at Sofa Central. The GPX go off mic briefly as they fire their tag partner up, Jamie leaving his 6-Man Title in their reliable hands before climbing to the ring apron and vaulting over the top into the ring to a smattering of applause and some audible boos. COLE So we've got HI-YAH Tag Champion versus Six Man Tag Champion one on one. Two tag team specialists, although I'd say O'Hara has the edge in singles experience. We've seen Tyler in just one singles match before in the OAOAST, against Ned Blanchard. *DINGDINGDING!* O'Hara warms up in the corner as Shayne and Jade leave the ring, keeping a careful eye on The GPX as they position themselves across the ring. Coming out of his corner, Tyler still seems a little pre-occupied with The GPX at ringside but he shakes it off as O'Hara shoves him in the back and encourages him to "Come 'an 'ave a go!" if he thinks he's hard enough. *SLAP!* And evidently, Tyler does, as he slaps the young punk in the face! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oooh! I think Tyler just played O'Hara's punk card! STATIC No way! Nobody plays The Hooligans' punk cards! Make him pay J-OH, make him pay Hooligan style! Reeling from the slap, O'Hara seems to accept that he deserved that and motions to calm the situation down. However, his calmness is all a set-up, as he lures Tyler in and swipes... ...slap, ducked... *SLAP!* ...and Tyler slaps O'Hara for a second time! "YOU GOT SERVED!" "YOU GOT SERVED!" "YOU GOT SERVED!" "YOU GOT SERVED!" Tired of being slapped around, the fuming O'Hara pops back to his feet and lunges with a forearm which rocks Tyler back a step. O'Hara throws another forearm, and a third, without much weight behind them due to his scrawny frame. But the combination is enough to daze Tyler, leaving his arm dangling to set-up an irish whip. A reversal puts pay to Jamie's plans as Tyler sends him off the ropes, catching him on the rebound with a hiptoss...but O'Hara spins through in mid-air and lands on his feet! Taking a moment to gain his footing, the slippy, flippy O'Hara stuns Tyler with a quick kick to the gut and gets his intended irish whip this time. Back bounces Tyler as O'Hara tumbles towards him with an attempted spinwheel kick. Tyler manages to come to a halt in mid-run though and catches O'Hara, dumping him backwards with a back suplex! COLE Oh! Right on the back of his head! STATIC That's okay Jamie, shake it off! O'Hara does indeed try to shake it off as he pulls himself back to his feet. Waiting on him, Tyler measures the 6-Man Tag Champion and pops him with a right hand. A second. Three, four...DUCK! O'Hara avoids the fifth punch, tapping his temple as he wheels back around ....only to get caught with a clothesline that flips him inside out! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Taking a chest bump, O'Hara bounces over onto his back and Tyler makes an immediate pin... 1... 2... Kickout. Back to his feet, "Tremendous" Tyler waits on O'Hara and lands a right hand. O'Hara staggers back into the ropes and staggers right back, walking into a boot to the gut that doubles him over. It's Tyler who hits the ropes now, coming back with a swinging neckbreaker that leaves O'Hara flailing weakly on the canvas. Another cover made by Tyler... 1... 2... Kickout again. Wisely, O'Hara now tries to roll out of the ring. Unfortunately for him though, Tyler isn't prepared to give his opponent any time to recoupperate and grabs hold of the trailing baggy tacksuit pants, dragging O'Hara back into the centre of the ring. Pulling SuperJay up by the hair, Tyler then points out to The GPX and tells them this is for them... JAX SPIKED PUNCH! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and lands a knifedge chop! STATIC Wait, that was for me? He didn't steal my move. I'm shocked. JAX Yeah, but he kinda looked like me while he was doin' it, so it counts. Another whip is set up by Tyler, but O'Hara spins through and lands a boot. Already O'Hara is looking a little woozy but he's nothing if not gutsy. Or maybe over-confident. Either way, O'Hara sets up for a vertical suplex on the boyband sensation. Placing his leg inside of his opponent's, Tyler is able to block the suplex attempt not once but twice, giving him time to find a better grip on O'Hara's tracksuit pants and take Jamie over with his own suplex... ...which Jamie flips out of! Landing on his feet, O'Hara rushes into the ropes behind him and soars forward... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...only to get chopped out of mid-air!! STATIC GAH! COLE O'Hara isn't fairing too well here guys. I think you might have lit a fire underneath Tyler Bryant with that attack last week because he's come out rocking tonight. JAX Come out rockin'? What, he's rippin' off the Heavenly Rockers now too? O'Hara has finally had enough. And he tells everyone in earshot, in no uncertain terms, that he's had enough as he rolls from the ring jawing with no-one in particular and takes a rest on the apron. Being on the apron, he of course leaves himself within range of Tyler Bryant, as he rushes up behind O'Hara and lands a dropkick to the back, sending O'Hara lurching off the apron and to the floor! With a show of natural agility O'Hara manages to land on his feet on the arena floor, despite the pain in his back. But that does him little good, as when he turns around, Tyler is soaring through the air, launching over the top and wiping Jamie out with an impressive PLANCHA!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" STATIC C'mon J', that's your deal, don't let him do that to you! "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" The vocal majority, shrill and female voiced as they may be, give it up for Tyler as he pops back to his feet and exchanges high-fives with Shayne and Jade. Tyler then grabs O'Hara, dumping him back into the ring and heading back after him, via the top rope. Climbing the buckles, Tyler reaches the first floor as O'Hara climbs back up to his feet. O'Hara looks lost and does a full turn, before finding Tyler coming off the top... ...and he DUCKS the soaring crossbody, leaving Tyler to plummet into the canvas!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!" STATIC Point to your temple! Point to your temple! Almost as if on cue, O'Hara taps the temple. STATIC YES! That means he's smart, see. JAX For sure. How else 'we supposed to know? COLE Well, that was a smart move by O'Hara, avoiding the dive from Tyler who went to the well once too often with the high-risk manoeuvres. O'Hara quickly capitalises and lays in the stomps, a little wearily but still with something behind them. Rolling Tyler onto his back, O'Hara then tells the crowd to "watch this", as he springs up and tumbles through the air, landing across Tyler's chest with a STANDING SPIRAL TAP!!! COLE Unbelieveable! O'HARA YOU CAN'T DO THAT, DAWG! Obligatory badmouth laid on, O'Hara attempts the lateral press... 1... 2... ...two count only! COLE O'Hara took far too long to follow up with the pinfall there. The brash youngster takes the count up with referee Charles Robinson, who's adamant about the count. So O'Hara is forced to drag Tyler back up, grabbed hold of the orange denim jeans and pitching him over into the corner, sending him shoulder first into the top turnbuckle. O'Hara then pulls Tyler to face him, driving in a forearm to the face. Another forearm finds the mark before O'Hara loads up a whip, sending Tyler across the ring into the opposite corner. Full head of steam and in follows O'Hara, stepping up off the middle rope and slamming the knee into the side of the skull! "OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Vaulting back off the rope, O'Hara encourages Tyler to stagger out and 'come get him some'. Tyler does stagger out, but he doesn't get him some...whatever that actually means...as O'Hara vaults up with a twist, wrapping the legs around the head with a headscissors and snaring The Tremendous One over with a victory roll style cradle... 1... 2... No! STATIC C'mon Robinson! Pick it up! JAX You know he's always had beef wi'J-OH. COLE Well back at School's Out 2005 they were on opposite sides of a tag team match, so you may have somewhat of a point. STATIC Nobody remembers that, shut up. O'Hara looks to be getting a little frustrated with his former adversary and current referee, and takes his frustrations out on Jade Rodez, directing a less than warm comment her way which has the crowd in earshot reeling in shock. It also fires Shayne Brave into climbing up to the apron to take exception, distracting referee Robinson as O'Hara takes advantage by kneeling across Tyler Bryant's throat and attempting to choke the boybander out! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh come on, what is this? This is totally illegal, totally immoral... STATIC It's street mentality, Cole! Fuck the rules, whatever means neccessary! Eventually Shayne is convinced to return to the arena floor, where Jade tries to calm her man down. Meanwhile, that allows Robinson to resume his regular duties. And as he notices the choke, he skids across the ring and starts to lay the count on O'Hara. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOU..." J-OH breaks on four... O'HARA YO STEP OFF! I'LL LAY YOU OUT, YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME! ...but not without a little verbal abuse for the referee, of course. "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" "TY - LER!" O'Hara jaws with the crowd a little, but that only increases the volume of the pro-D*LUXer chants. Lucky then that O'Hara doesn't really care about fan support, as he brushes off the crowd and proceeds to haul Tyler back to his feet. A quick kick to the gut doubles Tyler over, O'Hara with some more jawjacking before setting and paying homagé to Street Fighter, with a backflip kick reminiscent of Guile... ...except, unless you suck at Street Fighter, Guile usually hits. O'Hara however doesn't as Tyler takes a step back and avoids the feet heading for his face! Backflipping through, O'Hara lands on his feet and aims for the head with a clothesline. But Tyler ducks the arm and as he's sweeping past he reaches up, snatches the head and drives O'Hara down with a Phantom Neckbreaker!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Both men are down now as "Tremendous" Tyler looks to catch a breather after his Tremendous counter. COLE Tyler Bryant lands the desperation, tide-turning move and right now is about the time he'd usually be looking to get to his corner and tag out. But of course, this is a singles match, so Tyler has to ignore his natural tendancies and recover in the ring rather than in his corner after a tag. The crowd clap along to show their support for Tyler, lead by Jade Rodez in the corner as she slams her fists into the ring apron. "ONE!" Robinson starts to lay a standing ten on the duo meanwhile, as neither shows any significant signs of life. "TWO!" JAX C'mon J', suck it up and fight, man! "THREE!" STATIC Don't worry, he's just resting is all. "FOUR!" Both men are stirring on four as rests have been taken. O'Hara is the first to begin clambering back up but is still feeling the effects of the neckbreaker as he cradles his neck, while Tyler seems to be in the better shape of the two. Referee Robinson calls off the count as Tyler reaches his feet, pulling O'Hara the rest of the way in and to his feet, rocking him with a forearm smash. O'Hara takes the strike and rocks on his heels, managing to keep his vertical base and return the favour with a forearm off his own. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" In retaliation, Tyler fires off a knifedge... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and a second, Jamie's wifebeater not giving him any protection what-so-ever from the strikes. Away stumbles the Hooligan as Tyler follows close... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...landing a third chop, to finally fell O'Hara. TYLER C'MOOONN!! "YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE There it is again, you two have really got Tyler fired up. And it's your running buddy that's paying the price right now! STATIC BOYBAND FIYAH~! Excuse me if I ain't concerned. O'Hara stumbles back to his feet and hits reverse, looking for a reprieve as he backs up towards the corner. No reprieve is coming though as Tyler boots him in the gut and shoves him back into the turnbuckles. Again the choice of attack is the right hands, Tyler unleashing a flurry of them on the helpless O'Hara before lifting SuperJay up and setting him in a seated position on the top rope. Firing up the crowd, Tyler then follows O'Hara up and climbs to the top rope in front of The Birmingham Bad Boy, looking for a 'rana. In a desperate spot O'Hara has to find a way to fight out of this position and starts to clip at the knees of Tyler, looking to chop his footing away from him. The boybander tries tenaciously to keep his balance up top. But a firm double shove from O'Hara eventually sends Tyler off the ropes and crashing to the canvas below with a thud! Tyler rolls through somewhat but is still slow up to his feet as Jamie now climbs onto the top rope and sets himself for a dive. Up top, O'Hara calls for a flip...and delivers, soaring off the top with a shooting star... ...INTO A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" STATIC OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!! O'Hara is propelled backwards by the force of the two feet in his chest, like being shot out of a cannon aimed directly at the turnbuckles behind him, which The Birmingham Bad Boy ends up clattering into!! O'Hara's head ends up whiplashing over the middle rope, while his ribs clattering into the bottom buckle. Even Jade, despite the fact her man has just got himself back into the match, is compelled to turn away in disgust, as the crash test dummy resembling O'Hara is dragged away from the turnbuckles and covered... 1... 2... 3 -NOOOO!! ONLY TWO!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!" COLE Wow! How the hell did Jamie O'Hara kick out after that!? STATIC He's tough, that's how! COLE I get that, but O'Hara flipped right into a dropkick from six or seven feet in the air! And then he hit those turnbuckles so hard he almost become one himself! STATIC Don't matter none. My boy's tough, you can't kill him. However he did it, O'Hara did roll his shoulder before three. Much as Tyler is pained to believe it. Looking as suprised as anyone in the arena, the HI-YAH Tag Team Champion drags O'Hara jelly legs and for that matter his jelly body back off the canvas, having to hold Jamie up by the hair. Scoop by Tyler...and a big slam. Figuring that'll be enough, Tyler makes another pin attempt... 1... 2... No! STATIC Come on man. You ain't gonna beat my man with a scoop slam, please! Tyler seems at a loss for what to do, maybe wishing this were a tag match to bring some new ideas and a fresh body into the ring. That's not the case though, so Tyler drags O'Hara up once more and sends him off the ropes with an irish whip. With his body ravaged O'Hara barely makes it to the ropes, but they shoot him back regardless and he runs back into Tyler, who ducks the head and SNAPS O'Hara over with a Samoan Drop!! Leans back, making the cover... 1... 2... SHOULDER UP!! COLE Again, only two! JAX See, there's the difference. J-OH is real man, he's grown up in the rough neighbourhood, survived on the streets. He ain't manufactured like this greenhorn in the ring with him. STATIC Exactly. He's manufactured as a tag wrestler and when he has to live on his own, without what's been manufactured for him, he's lost in there. COLE I wouldn't say that, Tyler has got O'Hara in the position he's in on his own merits. STATIC But he ain't beat him. Doing her job as manager Jade makes sure to encourage Tyler that everything's okay and not to get frustrated. And taking that on board, the Auburn Hills native stands back, allowing O'Hara time to pull himself back to his feet. As his opponent does just that, Tyler scoops O'Hara up...and over, as O'Hara finds something in reserve and floats over top. Landing behind the boybander, O'Hara grabs a waistlock, more out of desperation than anything else. An elbow from Tyler weakens Jamie up a little, as if it were needed. So O'Hara acts quickly, running Tyler into the ropes and snaring him over with an O'Conner roll... 1... 2... Tyler reaches up and reverses the momentum into his own roll-up... 1... 2... Kickout by O'Hara, who rolls back onto his knees and catches a chance to recover. That chance doesn't last for long however as Tyler wheels around and charges the Englishman, whipping his leg around... ...but O'Hara ducks the Shining Enziguri! Lunging from his knees, O'Hara is able to snare Tyler into an Oklahoma Roll... 1... 2... NO! COLE O'Hara is clearly struggling here, looking for flash roll-ups to try and snatch the victory. JAX You're so bias it's untrue...C'MON J-OH!! Back up and Tyler lands another stinging right hand, dazing O'Hara and buying himself time to measure the next move. Front facelock on, Tyler looks to be setting up for a suplex. O'Hara peppers the kidneys with left hands however, managing to fight The Tremendous One off and look for a counter. Despite the aching ribs, O'Hara sets and frontflips over Tyler's back, keeping hold of the head as he goes and driving Tyler over with a neckbreaker!! JAX YEAH! There we go, who's strugglin' now bitch!? COLE ...Standing Blockbuster. Impressive move. STATIC C'mon Cole, put my boy over a little wouldya? That too much to ask? Remaining seated after the move, O'Hara is sucking wind and therefore he can't follow up, to the relief of Jade and Shayne on the floor as they pound the canvas to encourage Tyler to recover. How that's supposed to help exactly isn't clear, but the thought is there. First to his feet is O'Hara, holding his ribs as he stalks around Tyler and fires off a kick to the head as he approaches his knees. Tyler shakes that off and tries again to clamber up. His reward- another kick. Still Tyler is climbing up though, so O'Hara takes a step back and fires off a basement dropkick across the ear, putting Tyler back down and this time Jamie is able to follow up with a pinfall... 1... 2... No! No question about it now, O'Hara is frustrated. And he takes his frustration out with a blatant choke on Bryant. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FI..." Breaking the choke, O'Hara swats referee Robinson out of his way and gets flippy again, with a STANDING SHOOTING STAR... ...INTO THE KNEES!!! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" JAX Aw no! O'Hara is bounced back up off of the knees and clutches at his ribs, as Tyler rolls back to his feet. Underhooking the arm, Tyler takes a hold around the thigh and lifts O'Hara up, bringing him down across a knee with a gutbuster!! COLE One Man Cowell Movement! With O'Hara winded, Tyler shoots the half and cradles him up... 1... 2... NO!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh, these fans thought that was it! JAX They don't know the J-OH, he ain't done, not by a longshot! "That's enough" is the cry from Tyler as he backs into the corner, beckoning O'Hara to get to his feet as the crowd rise up behind him. It's not The Gore. It's not The Spear. It's not The Running Hug. It's the Merry Tyler Gore Show, perhaps the greatest pun in the history of the OAOAST and also a move that has finished many men off in the past. And as O'Hara drags his jaded way back up, Tyler comes barrelling out of the corner looking for the spear... ...but O'Hara has it scouted and leapfrogs over top, avoiding the soaring boybander! JAX SEE! STATIC Now slay him, slay him! Skidding on his hands and knees to a halt, the bemused Tyler Bryant spins around and tries another charge. By this time though, Jamie is waiting on him and performs a seamless one and a half rotation in mid-air like some sort of Matrix-man, connecting with a Spinning Gamengiri to the face of The Tremendous One! STATIC That's how we do! That's. How. We. Do! Cover made by O'Hara... 1... 2... KICKOUT! "YYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" And this time, O'Hara really can't believe it. COLE Tremendous action here and tremendous resiliancy show by both of these cruiserweights. JAX X-Division. STATIC Oh yeah. That'd be a cool division if there was one. Still favouring his ribs, O'Hara limps back to his feet and waits on Tyler. Boot to the gut from J-OH, looking for an irish whip to follow which isn't happening due to the weight disadvantage and the bad ribs. Tyler simply puts on the brakes and whips the other way, sending Jamie into the turnbuckles. From corner to corner Tyler now charges in after O'Hara...and meets a boot to the face! And a second boot connects, before O'Hara charges out of the corner, into a scoop and the traditional follow-up, the slam, right in position. Exiting the ring, Tyler slaps the top turnbuckle and indicates he's going up. STATIC Does that rope look loose to you JJ? JAX A lil'. Maybe we oughta take a closer look. STATIC For safety. JAX Yeah. COLE Hey wait a minute, where are you go... Throwing down their headsets, The GPX are fooling no-one as they jog around ringside...AND GET CUT OFF BY SHAYNE BRAVE! "YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" It's a pier-three brawl on the floor as Brave looks to fight The GPX off on the floor, gaining the attention of everyone. Including Tyler, who is perched up top and distracted by his tag team partner's predicament. However, O'Hara isn't quite so distracted, reaching up and YANKING Tyler off the ropes by his long, boyband hair, down HARD into the canvas!! COLE Damnit, the distraction costs Tyler Bryant. Tyler ends up knocked stupid, allowing O'Hara to drag him around into position and head up top, with a clear signal. 6. 3. 0. The climb up the ropes is slow and painful, but O'Hara perseveres and makes it up top. Balancing on the buckles, O'Hara then looks for some more flip-dippery, flipping through an always jaw-dropping six hundred and thirty degrees... ...AND LANDS RIGHT ACROSS TYLER'S STERNUM!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE AMAZING move, but damnit this isn't right! Clutching his ribs, O'Hara lounges backwards and Robinson drags himself away from the brawl on the floor long enough to drop down and count the fall... 1... 2... 3!!!! *DINGDINGDING!* Abruptly the brawl on the floor ends, with Brave fending off The GPX long enough to roll into the ring but not soon enough to save his partner from defeat. Static and Jax quickly drag O'Hara out of the ring, helping their wounded team-mate up the ramp as "I'm A Hustla" sounds out once more. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of this contest... JAMIE... O'HHAAAAAARRAAAAAA!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Well, I'm not sure if you'd consider it a completely clean victory, but Jamie O'Hara scores the victory regardless. The GPX certainly played their part. And rather than earning a measure of revenge for last week, it's another night of frustration for D*LUX as The Hooligans again embarrass them on national T.V! A commercial begins innocously enough. It's SNAKES...ON A PLANE...premiering this Friday night at theaters everywhere. Samuel L. Jackson is showing fighting various snakes, until the image cuts to SLJ, standing in darkness. SLJ Now, when I'm not fighting motherfucking snakes on a motheringfucking plane, I'm watching motheringfucking wrestling in the OAOAST. Why, Because I said so that's why. I know you've seem me in alot of movies, and you know that I'm the baddest mother fucker on the planet, but I wanted to take time to tell you about a good friend of mine, Stephen Joseph ::Cue cheesy informercial music:: Stephen Joseph is a man of character. Stephen Joseph is a man of integrity. And tonight, he returns to the ring to face...aww what is this crap! (Offscreen Director) Just read the script Samuel. SLJ: I don't know who this motherfucker is! I thought this was a commercial. (OD) It is SLJ: I'm not giving a verbal blowjob to some two-bit hack wrestler who, hell, walks around with some motherfucking Rock wannabe clone! Stephen Joseph: Really? Stephen Joseph has walked into the picture and stands nose to nose with SLJ. He breathes hard and long into his face, and Samuel stares back. Stephen Joseph: Why do you talk so loud? SLJ: This is how I TALK! Stephen Joseph: Why do you smell? SLJ: Motherfucker, we had 500 snakes on a plane, pooping everywhere, dead bodies, why do you think I smell? Stephen Joseph: Sigh. ::Whack!:: (Stephen Joseph knocks SLJ down with a right hand). I'll do this. Tonight, I return to the ring. And unlike Mr Snakes on a Plane here, I don't need to pretend tha I'm a bad man. I know I am. Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2006 Ominous music plays as we see “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican attacking Thunderkid at Living Anglelously. NARRATOR It started because of the World Title. Cut to the June 1, 2006 OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, and Tha Puerto Rican’s interview. THA PUERTO RICAN So, in order to get a title shot, I’m willing to do anything and everything. And by anything, I mean attack Alf’s friend, Thunderkid! NARRATOR But has turned personal. We see footage from OAOAST Syndicated where Tha Puerto Rican and Thunderkid brawled all the way into the backstage area. COLE PRL and Thunderkid are fighting, and nobody’s going to stop them! Super fast intense music plays as we see clips of Tha Puerto Rican and Thunderkid in action, against other opponents and against each other. NARRATOR Now, from the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida, two men will settle their blood feud, ONCE AND FOR ALL. THUNDERKID I’ve had it with you! I’m sick and tired of this bull(BLEEP)! I want a match! I want one more match against you! Cut to “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican posing in the rain. NARRATOR “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican… Cut to Thunderkid posing in the rain. NARRATOR vs. Thunderkid… Cut to a steel cage inside an empty arena. A spotlight shines on the cage. The camera zooms in on different parts of the steel cage. NARRATOR in an “I Quit” Match inside a Steel Cage! More footage of PRL and Thunderkid fighting each other is shown. COLE What a match! COACH I think Thunderkid might be a little out of it. Does he realize what he’s just done? NARRATOR This will be THE FINAL CONFRONTATION! Footage of Tha Puerto Rican and Thunderkid fighting each other is shown, interspersed with clips of PRL and Thunderkid posing in the rain and with close-ups of the steel cage. COLE This will be one hell of a match! P.R./Thunderkid, The Final Confrontation, “I Quit” Match inside a Steel Cage! We now see the title card letting us know the information about AngleSlam 2006, along with the typical CALL YOUR LOCAL CABLE OR SATELITE OPERATOR TO ORDER NOW! angleslam.oaoast.com NARRATOR Chef Boyardee presents OAOAST ANGLESLAM! Sunday, August 27th at 8:00 p.m. est/5:00 p.m. pst only on pay-per-view! Call your local cable or satellite operator to order now! Cut to Thunderkid’s last words on the August 10, 2006 episode of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. THUNDERKID Prepare to bleed at AngleSlam! The super fast intense music ends. Josh Matthews is standing by outside the Wildcard’s mobile home / dressing room (helpfully marked with a big sign that says "Wildcards" and then pictures of various cards on there - the OAOAST marketing department are GENIUSES!! Being the only guys in a mobile home wasn’t apparently enough) MATTHEWS Welcome back to HeldDOWN. Earlier tonight we heard Ultimo Villaño lay out a challenge and I’m here to try and get a word with Bruce Blank about it. Matthews knocks on the door and waits for a reply, when no one says anything or opens the door he knocks again, this time harder and longer BLANK Go away MATTHEWS Bruce? Bruce I need to talk to you BLANK And who are you? The smile on Josh’s face falters, he thought that EVERYONE knew who he was. MATTHEWS It’s Josh Matthews BLANK Who? MATTHEWS *Sigh* Josh Matthews, OAOAST backstage guy? BLANK Are you alone? MATTHEWS Yeah *Click*Clank*Jiggle*Slide* The door opens about three inches as Bruce looks out from behind what looks like at least three door chains. BLANK If Malibu is hiding and waiting then I’m going to kick your ass scooter MATTHEWS It’s just me Bruce and I’m not here about Zack Malibu, it’s about Ultimo Villaño X could you open the door please? After a bit more rattling and chain removal Bruce finally opens the door fully, before he says anything he peaks both left and right to make sure that there ain’t no one else around in the parkinglot BLANK Alright now who was this about? MATTHEWS Ultimo Villaño X BLANK Never heard of him MATTHEWS Erm you’ve beaten him up twice BLANK Come on you’ve got to be more specific, that could be a lot of guys in the OAOAST. MATTHEWS Little guy, wears a mask that looks kinda like a dragon’s mask BLANK Erm. . . *pling* Ah yes Lizard boy Matthews mouths the words "lizard boy" with a confused look on his face. BLANK Well what about him? MATTHEWS He claims that you’re the reason he’s been losing, that you attacked him on the first night and made him feel like he’s not worth anything. BLANK He ain’t MATTHEWS That’s it?? BLANK What more do you want me to say? MATTHEWS He issued a challenge, don’t you watch the show backstage?? BLANK Oh . . . erm sure In the background we hear the theme song to the Beverly Hillbillies playing before it’s quickly switched over to HeldDOWN. MATTHEWS No rules, no sanctions just you and him in the ring BLANK No rules huh?? *Bruce strokes his chin* Now this guy wears a mask right? It doesn’t really sound like Bruce really remembers Ultimo Villaño X after all now does it? MATTHEWS Well yes Bruce BLANK Riiiiiiiiiight, it’s Zack Malibu isn’t it? Bruce sounds extremely paranoid as he keeps looking around. MATTHEWS WHAT? BLANK I mean you come here and tell me that Lizard boy grew a set and challenged me? Right MATTHEWS He did I swear and no that’s definitely NOT Zack Malibu. I swear BLANK Hold on, no rules right? MATTHEWS That’s right BLANK *chuckles* A bit of batting practice before AngleSlam. . . yeah why not I’ll beat that Ultimate Vegetable guy MATTHEWS Ultimo Villaño BLANK Him too! After accepting the challenge Bruce slams the door shut and begins to lock it up again, Matthews waits until he’s heard the last lock click before turning to the camera once more. MATTHEWS Well there you have it, Bruce has accepted the challenge - even if he’s not quite sure who the challenger is. As we fade out we catch a glimpse of Josh Matthews rolling his eyes over how self-centered Bruce is. ---------------------------------------- "OH MY GOD! INCREDIBLE SUPERSTAR!" Scattered cheers erupt within the Norfolk audience as Longdogger Pete arrives on stage, accompanied by smoke and strobelights and the music of "Baseline" by Quarashi. Pete's expression is unreadable, covered by dark sunglasses over his eyes. Pete slaps hands with a few fans, then makes his way down the ramp toward the ring. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... LOOOOONGDOGGERRRRR PEEEEEEETE! COACH Oh, great. Here comes the SWF reject to waste some more of our time. COLE The crowd here in Norfolk is cheering for him. Could it be that the Miami Menace is finally starting to get over here in OAOAST? COACH He isn't over with me. And he damn sure isn't over with Peter Knight. COLE Well, last week on HeldDOWN, both Longdogger Pete and Peter Knight were removed from the building by OAOAST President Axel, but not before Knight agreed to take on LDP at AngleSlam! COACH ...which he never should have had to do in the first place! LDP has been told time and again that he does not belong here in the OAOAST! Yet, like a stubborn cockroach, this guy keeps coming back for more abuse! Pete climbs into the ring and accepts the microphone from Buffer. His music fades out, and he waits patiently for the audience applause to die down. PETE Norfolk, Virginia... are you ready... FOR THE LONGDOGGAAAAHHHHH! Another cheer from the audience as Coach glances at Cole, aghast. COACH He dared to come out here and open with a catchphrase?! COLE Pete has a way with the fans, Coach, and it looks like they're finally accepting him here! PETE Peter Knight... there's a reason I'm a champion in this bid'ness... and at AngleSlam, you'll learn why you ain't it! A few boos echo upon hearing Knight's name. PETE Knight, you have come after me week after week, and I keep coming back. You've sent Gibraltar after me. You've interfered in my matches. And I keep coming back. I'm not going anywhere, Knight, and it's about time you realized that. So we're going to settle this in ten days, at AngleSlam! COLE Pete did demand a match last week, and goaded Knight into accepting! PETE Now, I'm also out here to announce the stipulation of the match. You know, it's only fitting that AngleSlam is taking place in Miami, Florida... my home town. And with that in mind, I think there's only one kind of match I can possibly name for AngleSlam... ...a MIAMI MAYHEM match! The audience erupts in applause at this revelation! Pete takes a little bow, then hands the microphone to Buffer as "Baseline" kicks up again. COACH What? I don't get it. What the hell is a Miami Mayhem match? COLE Oh, poor Coach. You really are clueless, aren't you? COACH Do you know what it is? COLE .......I plead the Fifth. Anyway, as we've been saying, it's a little over a week away from the hottest event of the summer returning to pay-per-view, Angleslam. COACH (giddy) Tell 'em, Mikey. Tell 'em. COLE Calm down, Coach. I'm getting to it. Just confirmed during our last segment, in addition to the World Heavyweight Title being on the line so will the World Tag Team Title, as Black T look to become the first 4-time tag team champions in OAOAST history as they challenge the Heavenly Rockers! I'm sure that's raising a few eyebrows around the wrestling world. COACH How so? COLE Questions have been raised about Dan Black's loyalty to the OAOAST. Need I remind you about the comments made by Logan Mann last week? His comments have opened up a lot of eyes. We'll be hearing from Black T later on in the program. COACH (chuckles) This is gonna be easier than Axel thought. The OAOAST loses the biggest match in company history and the guys are starting to turn on each other. Beautiful. COLE Speaking of turn, there's a long-running soap opera by the name of "As the World Turns." And many would say that's the best way to describe the relationship of Logan Mann and Holly-Wood -- a soap opera. By now you have heard or read about the incident... COACH ...dubbed "The Incident". COLE (CONT'D) ...that took place at the wedding of Lolly. Here with more on the situation, the man who broke the story..."Mean" Gene Okerlund. The camera pans from Sofa Central to the INTERVIEW STAGE~! There, Gene in his Sunday best. GENE Thank you very much, Michael. Big night of action scheduled for Angleslam, and a big night it was supposed to be on August 5th for Logan Mann and Holly-Wood. Their dream wedding turned into a night of hell thanks to the Sooner Bruisers. As I reported last week, footage of the incident was captured on home video by the camera crew on hand to film the event for an upcoming television special on celebrity weddings. Due to the magnitude of the situation, OAOAST officials and producers came to terms over the weekend to allow a portion of "The Incident" to be shown tonight. At the conclusion of the video I will speak live via phone to one-half of the World tag team champions, Heavenly Rockers band member Synth for an update. Right now, let's view the footage. "VIVA, LAS VEGAS! VIVA, LAS VEGAS!" An ELVIS IMPERSONATOR presides over the ceremony held inside a cramp Las Vegas chapel in front of close family and friends. (Hey, it's their wedding. Not all of them are fairy tales, you know.) Synth serving as best man. Logan's leather tuxedo about to become the rage after the airing of this segment. Synth rocks out to the heavy metal version of "Here Comes The Bride" that accompanies Holly down the aisle, headbanging and playing air guitar. We already know this is an untraditional wedding, so it's no surprise Holly's dressed in a white tank top and blue jeans! The only traditional part of her attire is the vail. Logan can't contain himself any longer, tears trickling down his face at the sight of his lovely bride. Stylish clip to the Elvis impersonator gyrating as he performs his duty. Lolly emotional as they exchange vows -- which we never hear (wait for the TV special on Lifetime or whatever network it'll air) -- and rings, including OAOAST tag title belts! ELVIS IMPERSONATOR By the power vested in me by the State of Las Vegas by way of becomeaministeronline.com, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride and leave her all shook up. Unh! Logan lifts Holly's vail and gives her the wildest, wettiest kiss to a standing ovation. Showered with rice are the newly married couple as they exit to the Heavenly Rockers theme music, hopping inside the Saints & Sinners tour bus to be driven off to the wedding reception. "JUST MARRIED...AND CONSUMMATING THE MARRIAGE RIGHT NOW IN THE BACK!" Later that evening... Lolly celebrate their wedding...in a NIGHTCLUB?! Omen, perhaps? DJ Ladies and gents, make some noise for Mr. and Mrs. Logan Usher Mann! "Heart-Shaped Box" cues up for the second time. The newlyweds enter the room to another rousing ovation, thanking people on their way to the DJ booth. * STYLISH CLIP * LOGAN On behalf of the Mann family... HOLLY Which I wear the pants in. Overwhelming support from the ladies on that one. LOGAN You may wear the pants in the family, but I bring home the bacon, if you catch my dick-- I mean drift. Likewise for the men, hooting and hollering over that line. Lolly snuggle together and kiss. LOGAN We wanna thank you for coming out to share this special night with us, truly the greatest in our lives. Gotta send some love to my boy, Synth. That crazy mother has been there through thick and thin, even if he was stoned for most of it. But most importantly, I gotta thank my beautiful bride...Holly. We've been through a lot together -- and I stress together. Without you I don't know if the Heavenly Rockers would've made it as far as we did, all the way to the top. I thank you and love you, my earth angel. :wub: LOGAN Now let's trash the place! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Synth heads straight for the booze! Lolly and their guests, however, prefer the dance floor. Fast-forward to the good stuff. "The Incident" that spawned from... A WATERMELON EATING CONTEST!! Kids (the guests had to bring the youngin's) vs. Adults. 5 on 5. Logan, Holly and a liqored up Synth 3 of the 5 on the adult side. Synth barely able to stand as his and all the other contestants hands are tied behind their backs. 3... 2... 1... * CRRRRRRACK! * Having infiltrated the reception, the SOONER BRUISERS strike. "The Man of Tomorrow" Frank Frankensteiner shatters a WOODEN CHAIR across the back of Logan Mann, while "The Pyscho Gremlin" takes care of Synth on the other side. Frank stuffs Logan's face insultingly into the watermelon, putting the badmouth on him. The attack occured so fast it left those in the room too stunned to do a thing, leaving the Heavenly Rockers at the mercy of the Sooner Bruisers since their hands are tied behind their backs. One brave soul steps forward, the wife of Logan Mann -- Holly-Wood. Holly jumps on the massive back of the Man of Tomorrow, only to be thrown off like a cowboy on a bucking bronco. FRANK Here's your man now. (kisses Holly; shoves her down) Congratulations, bitch! By the way, Heavenly Rockers, didn't anybody tell you never to leave your keys in the car? Somebody just might break in and steal something...like your World tag team titles. The Sooner Bruisers remove their shirts to show the tag belts wrapped around their waists. Flustered, Holly stands by her Mann, cradling his neck. * TAPE ENDS * GENE Mm. Sickening. As promised, we have Synth on the line. Synth, are you there? SYNTH What's hippy-hoppin' Norfolk? "YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" SYNTH The Synthmeister speakin'. Ready to bring the funk via the magic of telephone, Genie. GENE The fans in the arena and at home have just seen what you experienced live as it unfolded. Share with us if you would your thoughts about the incident at Lolly's wedding. SYNTH Well, Genie, you summed it up best when you said their dream wedding turned into a night of hell. It was a night they had been lookin' forward to. You know, Ah just got off the phone with my main Mann and he's one pissed off brother. The Sooner Bruisers might've put a damper on their perfect night, but not their spirit. Currently, Logan and the missus are performing a spring symphony on their honeymoon, if ya know what Ah mean. They'll be back in time for our title defense at the 'Slam against Black T. The Synthmeister feels sorry for them fellas, because the Heavenly Rockers are gonna take their frustrations out of them. After we be done doing what we's gonna be doin' at Angleslam, the farmer's sons are next. And with that, Ah am O-U-T. You cheap bastards are footing me with the bill over here. Cold, man. Cold. * CLICK * GENE Comments straight from one-half of the World tag team champions. Synth, we thank you very much. He says the Heavenly Rockers will be ready for Angleslam, then they'll turn their attention to the Sooner Bruisers. I can't wait for that one. But right now, Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the challengers in the upcoming World Tag Team Title bout at Angleslam...Dan Black and Tony Brannigan, the Trans-Atlantic Wrecking Crew...BLACK TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CUE: "Quiet" by the Smashing Pumpkins The best dressed superstars in the OAOAST emerge from the back, decked out in Armani suits and shades in the case of Dan Black. Rather than climb up the same steps as Tony Brannigan Dan walks to the other end of the interview stage and up the side used by Okerlund, giving those who wish to stir shit up ammunition. GENE Gentlemen, a number of issues to touch on. TONY Listen, old man, I have a pretty good idea what topic you want to start with, so let's get it out of the way right off the bat. The rumors you hear about Mr. Black are just that -- rumors. GENE Referring to the comments made last week by Logan Mann? TONY Exactly. Nothing more than a feeble attempt by the Heavenly Rockers to cause friction between the greatest tag team in OAOAST history, the team that will beat them in 10 days for our 4th tag team title reign at Angleslam. Judging from the video shown earlier in the night, the Heavenly Rockers won't be as mentally prepared as us. GENE I'd venture to say that's a safe bet. While on the subject, your reaction to that gut-wrenching piece of footage? DAN & TONY ... GENE We are live, gentlemen. DAN Our silence indicates we possibly couldn't care any less than we already do. Let's discuss tonight's battle royal, shall we? Mr. Brannigan and myself have both entered for a chance to compete for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title, the one championship that has alluded me throughout my career. What's particularly interesting about the battle royal is, it's every man for himself. In all likelihood, considering our God given ability, it will come down to myself and Mr. Brannigan. Therefore, I'd like to publically state for the record...may the best man win. Mr. Brannigan. TONY Mr. Black. Black T shake hands. GENE Planting the seeds for the double-cross, eh, Dan? DAN (astounded) I beg your pardon? GENE I've seen it all in my 30-plus years in the sport. Deep down you must be jealous Tony Brannigan has worn the World Heavyweight Title. You've been nothing more than his sidekick the past year, hence your inactively in the ring. DAN Because I've been nursing a sore hamstring for weeks, you stupid twit. And unlike your American football players, no hamstring injury keeps me from my sparring sessions, or practice for you simpletons at home and in the arena. GENE Fair enough. Let me raise another concern leveled by Logan Mann, that being... TONY Concern? More like allegation. GENE (CONT'D) ...you're on the payroll of President Axel. DAN If I wasn't the gentleman that I am I would slap the liver spots off your head. GENE Hey, given all your pent up frustrations, I wouldn't blame you for joining the likes of Axel, Drek Stone and Hoff. DAN Who are you, Gene Okerlund or Barbara Walters? Why must you keep pressing the issue? Didn't you hear what Mr. Brannigan said? They are rumors. Just rumors, Mr. Okerlund. Rubbish. Absolute rubbish! GENE So you're saying you aren't on the take? DAN (gasps) I won't even dignify that with a response. Black storms off the stage in a fit of rage, aruging with fans on the way backstage. TONY Oh-ho. I think you pissed him off, Gene, and you've awaken the fire inside Dan Black, Logan. You thought you had it bad at your wedding...heh...at least you got to keep your old lady, pal. Because when we get done with you at Angleslam we're takin' the belts home with us. Right after we get a court order demanding the Sooner Bruisers return the titles to their new owners, of course. GENE Your partner briefly touched on the battle royal later tonight, which you happen to be apart of. Your thoughts heading into that match? TONY Everybody who's anybody in this sport wanted in, but only a select few will have the opportunity. An opportunity I've been looking forward to for over a year. I never got my rematch for the World Heayweight Title, and considering who's in charge of the show now tonight may be my last good shot. Friend or foe, it doesn't matter. Tonight I'm leaving with a shot at the title in my han--OOF! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" The SOONER BRUISERS strike again, blasting Tony Brannigan from behind with the World tag team title belts they stole at Lolly's wedding! Frankie picks Tony up for big brother. BELTSHOT to the face courtesy of the Man of Tomorrow knocks Brannigan off the stage to the arena floor. "DAN!" "DAN!" "DAN!" Calls for Dan Black go unheard. Tony is BUSTED OPEN after being sent face-first into the guardrail, a pool of blood quickly forming around his head. "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" The Sooners back up when Dan Black returns weilding a STEEL CHAIR. His arrivial is soon followed by OAOAST officials, who stand between Black and the Sooners to keep the situation from escalating. Gene walks over to the Sooners, mic in hand like a good reporter. GENE Frank and Frankie Frankensteiner, what is the meaning of this? FRANK Who you callin' Frankensteiners, "Mean" Gene? Those names belong in the grave with the men we're name after. GENE (shocked) How dare you say that about your father and grandfather! FRANK I so dare. You ain't mean. Hell, you ain't even lean. At your age and with all that sagging skin, they oughta call you Norma Gene. What you're looking at now, live and in living color, is an upgraded Sooner Bruisers team. "The Man of Tomorrow," Big Frank Bruiser, and his brother "The Pyscho Gremlin" Uber. GENE Uber Bruiser? BIG FRANK Yeah. Wanna make somethin' out of it? Because my brother will make something out of you -- mince meat! GENE Your actions here tonight and at Lolly's wedding is deplorable. How could you do such a thing? What have they done to you? BIG FRANK It's deja vu all over again. Years ago, a corba was given as a wedding gift to another first couple in professional wrestling. In 2006, another snake finds itself involved at the wedding of a famous wrestling couple -- the 25" anacondas of the Man of Tomorrow. UBER We're better than both of the teams me and my brother laid out. They're a disgrace to the sport of professional wrestling. They think they gotta wear fancy robes or have a laser light show to be successful. Why? Because the fat asses in the boardroom think that sells. Now that we got a real man in charge, President Axel, we're gonna see things down the right way. Fancy intros will be replaced by ass-kickin' men! Uber, the Pyscho Gremlin, HOWLS~! Meanwhile, Tony Brannigan is carried off backstage by Dan Black and EMTs. BIG FRANK You see, the balance of power in the tag team division has shifted. No longer will punk-ass bitches like the Heavenly Rockers or Black T rule. I saw Logan Mann bitching on TV a couple weeks ago, saying the guys playing dress up were the Sooner Bruisers. Bitch, please. There wouldn't be nothin' left of you if that were the case. We'd have beaten you so bad you the coroner couldn't idenifiy you. The Sooner Bruisers exit. GENE A wild night it's been in Norfolk. The Sooner Bruisers are back, apparently their suspension lifted by new OAOAST President Adam "Axel" Webster, having done quite the number on Tony Brannigan. I don't know if he'll be able to go in the battle royal. It'll be nothing short of a miracle if he does. Wow. I don't know what to say. Let's go to commerical or the ring. I have no clue what's going on out here. Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2006 The lights go down in the arena. Smoke fills the entryway as “God Of Thunder” by KISS starts playing. The crowd stands up and cheers loudly. The entrance doors slide open, revealing yellow strobe lights, and through the smoke comes Thunderkid. The crowd cheers loudly. TK raises his hands in the air, acknowledging the crowd, and then walks down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans as “God Of Thunder” continues playing. *DING DING DING* MICHAEL BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team match is scheduled for one fall with a one-hour time limit. Introducing first, coming to the ring at this time. Weighing in at 255 lbs. From Green Bay, Wisconsin. THUNDERRRRRRRRRKIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Thunderkid continues walking down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans. COLE Thunderkid is on a collision course with Tha Puerto Rican. Their match for AngleSlam was made last week on HeldDOWN~!. “And now, it’s time for the OAOAST BACKTRACKER.” HELDDOWN~! LAST WEEK Hoff grabs the chair by its top and rams the legs into Alf's crotch! Alf drops Drek and sinks to the mat as the referee calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* COLE The match has ended! This match has been thrown out! (CLIP) Drek then grabs the chair from Hoff, and slams it over the back of Alf! He then waits for Alf to get up...and hooks him, dropping him with the STONECUTTER~!!!!!11111 COACH And if that happens at AngleSlam, Drek will be holding that belt for a second time! Alf is out of it on the mat, and TK comes back into the ring, to be met with a chair SMACKED across his forehead by Drek! (CLIP) PRL Yes! Keep it going Hoff! Keep it going Drek! Make Thunderkid suffer! Make him SQUEAL like a pig! Make him SQQQQUUEEEAAAALLLL! (CLIP) Hoff lifts TK upright, and Drek comes off the second rope, and they drive TK with a SPIKE FUTURE SHOCK~!!!!!11111 COLE OH MY GOD! (CLIP) Officials come to the ring to check on TK, and also untie Alf from the ropes. Alf checks on TK briefly, then looks back to the locker room, and grabs the chair, rushing back to the locker room as the fans cheer him on. (CLIP ALERT!) As officials check on Thunderkid, PRL casually enters the ring. The crowd starts booing loudly as PRL has a smirk on his face, checking on Thunderkid. COLE What’s he doing? (CLIP ALERT!) PRL watches for a few seconds…and then jumps into action, stomping on Thunderkid with the shaky kicks! COLE Now come on! Stop this! Hasn’t Thunderkid been through enough? PR starts choking Thunderkid, which is when the officials FINALLY get involved, pulling The Corporate Champ off of TK. The crowd boos loudly, and chants, “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” COLE P.R. attacking Thunderkid only AFTER Hoff and Drek Stone beat him down! He was waiting for the right moment to strike like a vulture! (CLIP ALERT!) THUNDERKID Hey! Hey PRL! Hey P.R.! (CLIP!) THUNDERKID P.R., I want a match! I want one more match against you! But not just any match. No, no, what I want...is an “I QUIT” MATCH! (CLIP) But that’s not all. Oh no. Just to make sure this is a fair fight, I want our “I Quit” Match…INSIDE A STEEL CAGE! COLE Thunderkid just upped the ante! He wants to fight PRL in an “I Quit” Match inside a Steel Cage! (CLIP) TK Let’s settle this P.R. Let’s settle this, once and for all. One more time! The final confrontation, an “I Quit” Steel Cage Match at AngleSlam! One more match! (CLIP) So, do you accept my challenge? THA PUERTO RICAN BRING IT ON! THUNDERKID You accept? Well then, I’ve got just one more thing left to say: Prepare to bleed at AngleSlam! Thunderkid drops the mic and falls back down to the mat. “This has been the OAOAST BACKTRACKER”. The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. Thunderkid is now in the ring. He is pulling on the ropes, getting ready for his match. COLE And now we know that PRL and Thunderkid will meet one more time at AngleSlam in two weeks, in an “I Quit” Steel Cage Match! This will be The Final Confrontation between Tha Puerto Rican and Thunderkid! COACH These two have been in war with each other for four months now! And now, at AngleSlam, we will see the finale of this rivalry. These two will be locked in a Steel Cage, and the only way this match will end is when one of them says, “I quit!” “God Of Thunder” by KISS dies down. The lights go back on in the arena. Only to be turned off one second later. A drumbeat plays for 33 seconds, causing the crowd to cheer since they know who’s coming out next. When “Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets The Perfect Gnat/Howling At The Moon” by Kansas starts playing, a white strobe lights up the entryway and ring. The entrance doors slide open, and Alfdogg appears, holding the OAOAST world Heavyweight Championship belt over his right shoulder. “YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Alfdogg looks at the crowd with a serious expression on his face. He raises the OAOAST world Title to a pop from the crowd. He then walks down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with some fans. BUFFER And his partner. Weighing in at 240 lbs. From Anderson, Indiana. He is the reigning One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion, he…is…ALLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Alf is still walking to the ring as “Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets The Perfect Gnat/Howling At The Moon” continues playing. COLE This man right here will ALSO have a match at AngleSlam, as he defends the OAOAST world Heavyweight Title against one of his opponents tonight, Drek Stone one-on-one in his home state! COACH And what a thrill it will be for Alfdogg. Defending the biggest title in the industry at the biggest show of the summer, in front of thousands of your hometown fans! This is one of the reasons why Alfdogg came back to the OAOAST! Alfdogg climbs into the ring. He raises the OAOAST Title belt over his head to another pop from the crowd. He goes to the opposite side of the ring and raises the belt over his head again. Alf high fives Thunderkid, and then hands the OAOAST World Title belt to referee Nick Patrick, who gives it to the ringside attendant. Alfdogg and Thunderkid discuss strategy. COLE Alfdogg has successfully defended his title against all comers since winning it from Peter Knight at AngleMania V. But he has never had a match against Drek Stone, a former World Champion himself. AngleSlam will see the first ever meeting between Drek Stone and Alfdogg, and I’m sure Drek hopes it will be the ONLY time they ever fight for the World Title! COACH Yeah, I bet. Thunderkid and Alfdogg stand in a corner. The lights go back on in the arena. “Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets The Perfect Gnat/Howling At The Moon” by Kansas dies down. The crowd buzzes in anticipation of the heels’ entrances. *Woke up this morning Got yourself a gun Momma always told you That you’d be the chosen one* “Woke Up This Morning” by A3 starts playing, causing the crowd to start booing loudly for one of the most hated men in the OAOAST. The lights go down while the entrance doors slide open, and “Reckless” Drek Stone appears. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Drek poses on the entrance stage, a smirk on his face. He walks down the entrance ramp, a cocky smirk still etched on his face. BUFFER And their opponents. First, coming to the ring at this time. From Brooklyn, New York. Weighing in at 235 lbs. He is a former One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion, and in two weeks at AngleSlam, looks to become Champion once again. “Reckless” DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK STOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! The fans boo as Drek continues his walk to the ring. Alfdogg eyes his AngleSlam opponent angrily as “Woke Up This Morning” continues playing. COLE And here’s the man who would like to spoil Alfdogg’s homecoming! COACH Drek Stone won Battlebowl on July 4th for his title shot, and you can bet he doesn’t want it to go to waste. COLE It’s been over a year since Drek Stone held the World Heavyweight Title. And he has a chance to ascend to the top of the mountain once again on August 27th! Stone enters the ring. He pounds his chest non-chalantly with a grin on his face. Fireworks suddenly rise from the four corners around the ring. More boos are showered on the #1 Contender for the OAOAST World Title. Drek glances over at Alfdogg and Thunderkid, and then heads to a different turnbuckle. The lights go back on in the arena as “Woke Up This Morning” by A3 continues playing. COLE Well, tonight’s HeldDOWN~! is brought to you by Stacker 2: The World’s Strongest Fat Burner! COACH And by Slim Jim: Slap Into A Slim Jim! “MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE OOOOH YEAH! COLE …uh…and by Swanson’s Hungry Man TV Dinners! Swanson’s Hungry Man, not just for hungry men anymore! Drek Stone says some words to Alfdogg and Thunderkid as “Woke Up This Morning” by A3 dies down. COLE There’s only one more entrance left. The lights go down in the arena. A Puerto Rican flag appears on the AngleTron. In big white blocky letters, the following words appear on the screen, with Tha Puerto Rican saying them: *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* ”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and "Know Your Role '99" begins playing, with the crowd standing up and booing. PR is heard saying "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" throughout the song, while smoke fills the entryway and blue strobe lights surround the entrance. A few seconds elapsed, and out from the curtains and through the smoke comes "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, and his manager and "Career Consultant" Stephen Joseph Popick. The crowds' boos get louder. PR has a smirk on his face and his hands on his hips. Stephen Joseph Popick is carrying the Corporate Champion belt, which he raises over his head. PR looks at the crowd in disgust, jawing with some fans. He looks at Popick, and the two of them begin their walk down the entrance ramp, Popick still holding the Corporate Champion belt over his head. BUFFER And his partner. Coming to the ring at this time. Accompanied to the ring by his manager and “Career Consultant” Stephen Joseph Popick. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. Weighing in at 220 lbs. He is a former OAOAST 24/7 Champion. “The Corporate Champion” THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Chants of "P.R. SUCKS!" fill the arena as PRL and Popick continue their walk to the ring. COLE Tha Puerto Rican has been in a blood feud with Thunderkid since Living Anglelously. In two weeks time at AngleSlam from Miami, Florida, Tha Puerto Rican will seek to come out the victor in that feud as he hopes to make Thunderkid say, “I quit!” COACH But that’s not going to be an easy task. Thunderkid has been able to withstand all of PRL’s assaults! He will not go down without a fight! He knows PRL will bring it his all come August 27th, and Thunderkid will be ready! Tha Puerto Rican gets on the ring apron and sneers at the crowd. Popick holds the ropes, and Tha Puerto Rican enters the ring. He spins around; soaking in the fans' boos while "Know Your Role '99" continues playing over the P.A. system. Tha Puerto Rican does the HBK muscle pose while pyro goes off behind him. COLE PRL is pulling double duty tonight. He’s also in the LUDICROUS SPEED~! Lethal Rumble later on tonight in the main event where the winner will receive an OAOAST World Heavyweight Title shot whenever they want. COACH And the last time PRL had an OAOAST World Title shot he lost to Alfdogg thanks to Thunderkid’s interference! So, could he possibly be looking to have his title shot happen as soon as possible? COLE We’ll just have to wait and see. We all know how much Tha Puerto Rican wants to become the World Heavyweight Champion. And winning the Lethal Rumble Match would make that a lot easier for him! The crowd is still booing loudly and chanting "P.R. SUCKS!" PRL heads to a second turnbuckle and raises his hands. Popick raises the Corporate Champion belt. He then heads to another second turnbuckle and raises his hands again. Popick raises the Corporate Champion belt. PR hits a third second turnbuckle, and raises his right arm in the air and "smells the electricity" a'la The Rock. PRL does the same Rock pose on the fourth second turnbuckle receiving boos. Popick raises the belt again. Tha Puerto Rican gets off the turnbuckle, and removes his sunglasses and earring while the lights go back on in the arena. COLE This is actually the SECOND time PRL and Drek Stone have teamed up. The last time they teamed up? On the May 20, 2004 HeldDOWN~! to take on Colombian Heat and The Mad Cappa. COACH That match ended in a No Contest. I’m sure PRL and Drek want to come out the winners of this one. PR chats with Popick. Nick Patrick pats down Alfdogg and Thunderkid, and then PRL and Drek Stone. Afterwards, he calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* ALFDOGG AND THUNDERKID vs. “THE CORPORATE CHAMPION” THA PUERTO RICAN (with Stephen Joseph Popick) AND “RECKLESS” DREK STONE “Know Your Role 99” dies down. The crowd is hot, waiting for the match to begin. COLE And here we go. A match between four men whose paths will intersect come AngleSlam! Puerto high fives Popick, who leaves the ring (along with the Corporate Champion belt). Alfdogg and Thunderkid discuss who will go first. Same with P.R. and Drek Stone. Thunderkid looks to go first for his team. He high fives Alfdogg, who leaves the ring. PRL agrees to go first for his team. Drek Stone leaves the ring. COLE And the match starts off with the two men who will meet in the “I Quit” Steel Cage Match at AngleSlam! The crowd chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican and Thunderkid circle each other, PRL having a smirk on his face. They lock up. PR grabs a waistlock on Thunderkid, who reverses into a waistlock of his own. PR hits TK with some back elbows, causing TK to let go of the waistlock. Puerto then grabs Thunderkid’s right arm, and twists it into an arm-wringer. P.R. holds on for a little bit, taunting TK. PR goes behind ‘Kid, still holding onto the arm-wringer, and then pulls his legs out from under him, and pounds him in the back. However, Thunderkid elbows Puerto in the face, and then punches him a few times. The punches knock PR down to the mat, where Thunderkid quickly goes for the pin. 1…KICK OUT! COLE Fast paced action from PR and Thunderkid early on in the matchup! Tha Puerto Rican and Thunderkid get up. They start jaw jacking each other. The crowd is getting fired up. PRL shoves Thunderkid; Thunderkid shoves back! PRL and Thunderkid lock up again. This time, Tha Puerto Rican grabs a side headlock on Thunderkid. However, Thunderkid takes Puerto Rican to the ropes, and pushes him into the opposite ropes. PRL leapfrogs over a charging Thunderkid, and when TK comes back, Puerto Rican elbows him in the face. PRL starts hitting Thunderkid with the Rock-style punches to the temple. P.R. grabs Thunderkid’s right hand, and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes—TK reverses the whip—P.R. bounces off the ropes…and gets grabbed by Thunderkid for a belly-to-back suplex! COLE Great offensive move by Thunderkid! Thunderkid picks up Tha Puerto Rican, and gives him a snap suplex. ‘Kid goes to pick up PR again, but PR kicks TK in his right knee. Popick applauds this. This allows PRL to crawl over to his corner, and make the tag to Drek Stone. COLE Oh boy! Last week Drek Stone and Hoff did a beatdown on Thunderkid! COACH And I’m sure Thunderkid wants some revenge this week! TK eyes Drek Stone IN ANGER~! Drek calmly enters the ring and locks up with Thunderkid. The two men lock up. Drek knees Thunderkid in the gut. Drek hits TK in the neck with a CLUBBERIN’~! THEY BE CLUBBERIN’~! forearm. Stone then hits Thunderkid with a knife-edged chop across the chest. *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP!* “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Drek grabs Thunderkid and punches him in the face several times, causing the fans to boo some more. The punches take Thunderkid to a neutral corner. Drek continues punching Thunderkid, and then starts choking him with his bare hands. NICK PATRICK Now come on! Break it up! 1! 2! 3! 4! Drek Stone lets go. He glances evilly at the crowd. “DREK STONE SUCKS! DREK STONE SUCKS! DREK STONE SUCKS! DREK STONE SUCKS!” COLE These fans are letting Drek Stone have it! COACH Drek doesn’t care. He’s not here to impress these fans. Stone whips Thunderkid into the opposite turnbuckle—Thunderkid reverses—and it’s Drek who hits the turnbuckle! TK charges forward, and hits Drek Stone with a thunderous clothesline! TK goes to work on Drek Stone, hammering him with punches to the crowd’s delight. COLE The beatdown last week is playing in Thunderkid’s head right now, as he unleashes hell on his friends' AngleSlam opponent! COACH Thunderkid could soften up Drek Stone for Alfdogg! COLE I don’t know. I doubt Alfdogg would take the easy way out. The punches send Drek Stone to the bottom turnbuckle pad. Thunderkid heads to the opposite corner, and then charges forward, SLAMMING his knee against Drek Stone’s face! “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” TK plays to the crowd. PRL is starting to get worried in his corner. ‘Kid goes to pick up Drek Stone—Drek Stone pokes him in the eyes! Stone grabs Thunderkid and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, Thunderkid ducks, Thunderkid kicks Drek Stone in the gut, bounces off the ropes, and delivers a Bicycle Kick on Drek! The crowd cheers! Thunderkid makes the tag to Alfdogg. COLE And now, the men who will meet for the World Heavyweight Title at AngleSlam are in the ring! Alfdogg prevents Drek Stone from getting up, punching him in the face more than once. Alf whips Drek into the ropes. Arn Anderson-style SPINEBUSTER~!!! Tha Puerto Rican enters the ring. He goes for a clothesline, Alfdogg ducks. He grabs PRL…RELEASE DRAGON SUPLEX! PR rolls out of the ring. COLE And the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion is on fire up in here! Alfdogg picks up Drek Stone. Right hand! Right hand! Another right hand! Kick! Irish whip into the ropes—NO—Drek Stone reverses. PRL trips Alfdogg! Alfdogg goes after PRL, but Drek is on the attack, forearming Alfdogg from behind! The forearms send Alfdogg crashing through the ropes onto the floor! Drek Stone then goes up to Thunderkid and taunts him. Thunderkid taunts back. Drek lunges after Thunderkid, causing Nick Patrick to come in and break it up. While this is going on, “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican attacks Alfdogg on the outside, stomping on him with the shaky leg kicks. COLE Now come on! Ref, stop this! COACH He can’t Michael. He’s too busy tying to stop Drek Stone from attacking Thunderkid! COLE Damnit! This isn’t right, damnit! Puerto Rican picks up the dazed and confused Alfdogg, and then whips him HARD into the steel ring steps! Alf hits the steps left shoulder first. COLE Ow! What a shot! The crowd boos loudly. Nick Patrick is still trying to break up Thunderkid and Drek Stone. PRL taunts the fans at ringside, and then picks up Alfdogg and throws him back into the ring. Nick Patrick finally breaks up Thunderkid and Drek Stone, and has no idea what has happened on the outside. Drek Stone smiles evilly, and then stomps on Alfdogg. “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” The Reckless One picks Alfdogg up. He places him in between his legs. Drek lifts Alfdogg up, and then runs forward, dropping him down with a running powerbomb! COLE Running Powerbomb! Running Powerbomb on Alfdogg! Drek Stone gets up and poses for the crowd. They boo. Loudly. Drek taunts the crowd as PRL and Popick applaud. COLE What arrogance from Drek Stone! He has the match won, but instead, he would rather taunt the crowd! COACH That arrogant man may become our World Champion in 10 days! Drek Stone covers Alfdogg. ONE! TWO! THREE! THUNDERKID BREAKS IT UP WITH A KICK! “YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE Thunderkid makes the save! Drek Stone is pissed, but continues the fight. He picks up the winded Alfdogg, and whips him into the ropes. Alf ducks the clothesline. He bounces off the ropes. Drek grabs him…Side Effect! No! Alfdogg escapes. SUPERKICK BY ALFDOGG! COLE Drek Stone goes down! Alfdogg is back on offense. But not for long, as Drek Stone punches him in the gut as soon as Alfdogg grabs his well-gelled hair. One more gut shot for good measure. Punch. Punch. Punch. Drek Stone grabs Alfdogg by his right hand, and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes—NO—T-Bone Suplex by Alfdogg! Both men are down! COLE This match has taken its toll on both Alfdogg and Drek Stone! COACH And this is only a preview of what to expect at AngleSlam on August 27th! COLE Yup! The crowd is hot following the T-Bone Suplex. Alfdogg and Drek Stone start moving to their corners. PRL and Thunderkid have their hands out, waiting for a tag. Popick is ordering Drek Stone to make the tag. COLE Who’s going to make the tag first? Who? JUST TELL ME WHO? Alfdogg and Drek Stone crawl closer and closer to their corners. COLE It’s Alfdogg! COACH No it’s Drek! COLE No it’s Alfdogg! COACH No it’s Drek! The crowd is getting hotter and hotter. Closer and closer they crawl to their corners. And… Drek Stone tags in Tha Puerto Rican. JUST AS ALFDOGG TAGS IN THUNDERKID! “YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE Both teams now have a fresh man! Tha Puerto Rican and Thunderkid collide in the middle of the ring! A slugfest erupts between the two AngleSlam opponents. PRL gains the advantage, whipping Thunderkid into a neutral corner. PR charges forward, going for a Stinger Splash…that MISSES! Thunderkid attacks PRL! Punches to the face! More punches to the face! Even MORE punches to the face! TK whips Tha Puerto Rican into the opposite turnbuckle. PRL does a Flair Flip onto the ring apron. PR then runs to the other side of the ring and climbs the top rope. He leaps off the top rope with a double axehandle…but gets punched by Thunderkid, causing him to do a somersault onto the mat! COLE And Thunderkid is in control of Tha Puerto Rican! COACH He hasn’t made him say, “I quit” yet, though. COLE He can soon, in 10 days time. Drek Stone enters the ring. He charges after Thunderkid, but TK lifts him up. He holds him in the air in a Gorilla Press Slam position. Drek is shaking his head frantically. COLE Look how high in the air Drek Stone is! Thunderkid does a few bench presses with Drek, and then drops him down onto the mat with the Gorilla Press Slam! Thunderkid exits the ring, and climbs the turnbuckle. COLE What’s Thunderkid going to do now? Tha Puerto Rican is still on the mat. So, Thunderkid decides that there’s no better time than now than to do… A SHOOTING STAR PRESS! COLE Shooting Star Press! Shooting Star Press on Tha Puerto Rican! The crowd pops loudly. Thunderkid covers Tha Puerto Rican, hooking his right leg. 1… 2… 2 ½ 2.9999999999999999999999999999 DREK STONE BREAKS IT UP!!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE Drek Stone saves Tha Puerto Rican! Drek Stone stomps on Thunderkid and throws him through the ropes onto the floor. While Drek Stone taunts Thunderkid, Alfdogg enters the ring. He does a standing moonsault on Tha Puerto Rican! Alfdogg then picks Tha Puerto Rican up, and whips him into the ropes—Tha Puerto Rican reverses—and then gives him a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Alfdogg rolls out of the ring. PRL exits the ring, and grabs Thunderkid, throwing him back into the ring. PRL tags back in Drek Stone (who returned to his corner), and then goes back to the heel's corner. COLE Uh-oh. Thunderkid is in trouble! Tha Puerto Rican did a number on him, and now Drek Stone can take advantage of that! The crowd boos loudly. Drek Stone circles Thunderkid, who is on the mat. TK is breathing hard and perspiring. Drek taunts Thunderkid, kicking him in the head. He smiles evilly, looking to finish this match once and for all. “DREK STONE SUCKS! DREK STONE SUCKS!” Drek picks up Thunderkid, but is distracted by Alfdogg, who is standing on the ring apron. Alfdogg yells at Drek Stone, who yells back. COLE Huh? What’s going on? COACH Yeah, why is Alfdogg doing this? Stone and Alf get into a heated argument. Nick Patrick tells Alfdogg to get off the ring apron. He does. Drek Stone goes back to picking up Thunderkid. BUT IS ROLLED UP BY THUNDERKID INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE! NICK PATRICK COUNTS! 1… 2… 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* (6:10) “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE Thunderkid pinned Drek Stone! Thunderkid pinned Drek Stone! Thunderkid just beat the #1 Contender to the OAOAST Title! “God Of Thunder” by KISS starts playing. Drek Stone sits up, stunned, and then PISSED OFF. Thunderkid gets up and celebrates while the crowd cheers. PRL is angry, but Alfdogg celebrates on the outside. BUFFER Here are your winners…ALFDOGG AND THUNDERKIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! COACH What a surprise move by Thunderkid! He caught Drek Stone off guard, and pinned him to get the win for him and Alfdogg! COLE Drek Stone just got pinned 10 days before his match with Alfdogg at AngleSlam! That’s got to really piss him off! Drek is cussing up a storm in the ring. Thunderkid exits the ring and joins Alfdogg on the outside, embracing him. Nick Patrick hands Alf his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt, which he raises over his head as “God Of Thunder” continues playing. Tha Puerto Rican comes into the ring to console Drek, but Drek doesn’t want any consoling. COLE By pinning him, Thunderkid has gotten a measure of revenge against Drek Stone for his and Hoff’s brutal attack on him last week! COACH And I bet Thunderkid wants Alfdogg to finish the job at AngleSlam! COLE Damn right! Alfdogg raises the OAOAST Title belt in Drek Stone’s direction. This causes Drek to yell at Alf some more. PRL joins in on the yelling and pointing. COLE Let’s take a look at the replay. The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen. We see a replay of the closing moments of the match. COACH (V.O.) Drek had Thunderkid right where he wanted him. But then, Alfdogg came onto the ring apron, distracting Drek for quite some time. The referee finally told Alf to get off the ring apron, and when he did, Thunderkid grabbed Drek and rolled him up for the inside cradle to get the pin and the win for his team! COLE And Drek Stone STILL can’t believe it! The OAOAST HeldDOWN~! logo flashes across the screen again. We return to live footage as Alfdogg and Thunderkid walk up the entrance ramp, arms over each other’s shoulders. Alfdogg raises the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title belt on the entrance ramp to loud cheers from the fans as “God Of Thunder” continues playing over the P.A. system. Drek Stone gets up and runs his hands through his hair, fuming at the lost. PRL just stands there pissed. As does Stephen Joseph Popick. COLE Thunderkid and Alfdogg both get the win over their AngleSlam opponents, but will they get the win when it matters most, in 10 days, at AngleSlam from the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida? Thunderkid faces “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican in an “I Quit” Match inside a Steel Cage, and Alfdogg meets “Reckless” Drek Stone in the main event for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! But still to come, PRL will be involved in the LUDICROUS SPEED~! Lethal Rumble Match with an OAOAST World Heavyweight Title shot anytime he wants on the line! That’s still to come later on tonight on HeldDOWN~! Alfdogg and Thunderkid leave through the entrance doors, arms over each other’s shoulders, smiling. Drek Stone rests his head on the top turnbuckle pad, muttering angrily to himself. He pulls some of his hair out, and then curses out loud. “The Corporate Champion” Tha Puerto Rican leaves the ring with Stephen Joseph Popick and the Corporate Champion belt. “God Of Thunder” by KISS continues playing as the crowd quiets down. FADE OUT COMMERCIALS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2006 MICHAEL BUFFER The following. . . But before he can go on he’s cut off by a stirring guitar riff. DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA DAH--DAH-DAH-DAH--DAH-DAH-DAAAAAAAAAAH!! NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Since no one actually uses "Eye of the Tiger" as their entrance music no one knows exactly what to expect as the timeless classic plays on. "Risin’ up back on the street Took my time took my chances Went the distance, now im back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive" Then a man appears on the ramp, a man in jeans, a black HI-GATE t-shirt and a dragon mask YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! Ultimo Villaño X came to fight tonight and he looks the part, desperation and anger showing from under his mask, his whole body twitching with nerves as he comes out carrying a sack over his shoulder most likely filled with all sorts of weapons that he plans on using on Bruce Blank. "So many times- it happens too fast You trade your passion for glory Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive" X!! X!! X!! X!! X!! X!! X!! X!! X!! X!! X!! X!! X!! X!! X!! COLE He’s got to be one of the bravest men in the sport right now COACH You mean stupidest, I don’t like Bruce but for this guy to invite ANOTHER ass kicking after being beaten up twice already is just foolish. COLE I knew you’d never understand his reasons for doing this. "It's the eye of the tiger it's the thrill of the fight Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night And he's watching us all with the eye- of the tiger" Ultimo Villaño gets up on the apron and stares at the crowd almost as if he doesn’t hear them all cheer him on. The youngster seems to be more "In the zone" than he’s ever been before and he’ll definitely need it tonight as he takes on the vile Bruce Blank. "Face to Face- out in the heat Hangin’ tough stayin’ hungry They stack the odds, still we take to the street For the kill with the skill to survive" Once inside the ring Ultimo Villaño X just goes to his corner where he stares intensely at the entrance waiting for his opponent to appear. Michael Buffer has made several attempts to introduce the match but the crowd roar has just been too much for him to overcome and he finally gives up. Besides it’s an unsanctioned match it doesn’t need an announcer, hell it only has a referee there to make the three count and nothing else. "it's the eye of the tiger it's the thrill of the fight Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks in the night And he's watching us all with the eye- of the tiger" COLE You saw him earlier Coach, there was something about him that was different, something I can’t quite put my finger on. COACH Yeah he got microphone time for the first time, and then he goes and does this! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! WHITEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRASH!! Bruce doesn’t appear from the backstage area, instead he’ walking down through the crowd having entered from the lobby in order to avoid the backstage area completely. To say that Bruce looks confident is an understatement, he looks borderline arrogant and the arrogance only increases as we see Bloodshed and Todd Cortez push a dumpster down the aisle towards the ring before. COACH You know what if those two guys stay at ringside I say we empty out the locker room and just throw them out COLE Sounds damn good to me! But neither Cortez nor Bloodshed actually stay at ringside, then jump over the guardrail, high five Bruce as they pass him on their way out and then head for their mobile home / locker room. Bruce grins as he flexes his massive arms on the way to the ring, casually stepping over the guardrail and then into the ring where he shakes his head once he sees how nervous and scared Ultimo Villaño looks. COLE Parents put your kids to bed, this match is not for the faint of heart. Bruce’s confident smirk is quickly wiped off his face by a *FFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOSSH!!* COLE THE ORIENTAL MIST!! UVS just blinded Bruce with a face full of green oriental mist right to the eyes of the unsuspecting Bruce. Villaño clenches his fists in rage as his entire body shakes from emotion as Bruce staggers round the ring, hands rubbing at his eyes trying to get the salt out. Villaño circles round Bruce to get in position and then fires off a stiff Superkick square to the jaw of the still blinded Blank that drives the big man into the corner. SHINNING WIZARD!! COACH Villaño is starting out strong here tonight, he has to keep it up to really survive though. COLE That has been his problem in the past, a strong starter but then it peters out a bit near the end. COACH So like your sex life Cole? Villaño lands a Guillotine Leg Drop on his prone opponent to a huge pop from the crowd. Villaño X looks to be in control of this match, the Oriental mist is still blinding Bruce so the big man is totally at the mercy of Villaño X who is bound and determined to NOT show any mercy tonight. Villaño grabs Blank by the hair and the hand and hauls the big man back to his feet, then he twists Bruce’s arm to the right and locks his hands around Bruce’s big head so that Villaño has him in a standing Cross face. Villaño throws himself backwards with a sadistic grin on his face as he pulls the big man back as well driving the back of Bruce’s head into his knee. *BAM!!* The unorthodox move really does some damage to Bruce as his head is viciously snapped to the side on impact, ringing Bruce’s bell with Authority~! Villaño quickly rolls over onto his knees and then slides under the bottom rope to the floor where he heads for the dumpster full of weapons that Bruce had his cronies bring out before the match.. COACH This could be the way for Villaño to keep the advantage, weapons! Lots and lots of weapons! Villaño has reached inside the dumpster and found a hockey stick that he holds up in the air. When Villaño passes by the announcers table he quickly grabs a couple of cans of soda off the table and then enters the ring. Bruce is back on his feet, wiping his eyes with his "Redneck Superman" T-Shirt as Villaño casually drops the sodas on the canvas. COLE Erm COACH Bitch took my Faygo! Villaño X quickly swings the hockey stick and sends can flying flying straight at Bruce, striking the big man on the shoulder *PING!* The pain is clearly displayed on Bruce’s face as the big man bends over, clutching his shoulder in agony as Villaño lines up the next shot. Villaño swings and sends the soda can flying. . . Unfortunately it flies OVER Bruce’s back and instead lands in the fifth row. Villaño is much too busy with attacking Bruce to care where the soda can went and instead runs at his opponent with the hockey stick gripped tightly. COLE I wonder if Villaño spend some of his time away from the SWF in the NHL? COACH Looks like he was part of the flying Villaños!!! Bruce ducks under the attack and then backdrops Villaño over the top rope. Villaño fortunately manages to grab hold of the top rope as he’s being flipped out of the ring and thus manages to end up on the apron instead of on the floor much to the delight of the fans. The delight is soon crushed though as Bruce hits his opponent with a back elbow that sends UVX flying off the apron the ground. Eyeing the dumpster and it’s plethora of weapons Bruce quickly exits the ring and heads over to it.Bruce reaches into the dumpster and pulls out a random weapon without really looking at it and then brings it down over Villaño’s head breaking sort of laptop computer over Villaño’s head *CRACK!!* Another blow to the head totally shatters the computer and sends bits of circuit board and keyboard keys flying everywhere around the dumpster some even landing on the ring side tables. COACH Villaño has become road kill on the Information Super Highway (Chuckles) COLE Did you know that Bruce is personally responsible for our insurance rates going up 20% since he signed with the federation? And he looks like he’s ready to drive them up even high tonight Bruce heads over to the ringsteps and kicks the top section off leaving the base of the steps in place for something devious that he’s contemplating. While Bruce is busy redecorating the ringside area Villaño is pulling himself back up to his feet by holding on to the dumpster, still staggering from the shots to the head. When the King of Pain sees that his opponent is on his feet he picks up speed and goes for a clothesline, only to find himself chest first against the dumpster as Villaño moves out of the way. The big man staggers backwards as he tries to regain his breath, he staggers so far backwards that Villaño can get a running start at him leaping up into a drop kick that knocks Bruce back into the side of the dumpster once more. COACH Man that’s got to hurt COLE HOLY CRAP! Villaño goes for broke by throwing himself at Bruce, but unfortunately for the plucky Japo-luchador Bruce moves out of the way and UVX catches himself on the edge of the dumpster, hurting his arm in the process. Bruce rummages around the dumpster and then finds a long piece of heavy chain that he holds up with a grin. The Redneck Superman grabs one end of the chain and then begins to wrap the rest of the solid steel chain around his right arm while keeping a watchful eye on his opponent in the ring. COACH You know in Alabama a chain like that is considered "Bling" COLE I thought teeth were "Bling" in Alabama? With the chain wrapped around his right arm Bruce slides into the ring on the opposite side of where Villaño is staggering to his feet by leaning against the ropes as he tries his best to hold his right hand still. Villaño X doesn’t get a chance to orient himself before he’s struck with a vicious steel chain enhanced clothes to the throat with so much force that it even knocks Bruce down as he sends Villaño ass over elbow *THUD!!* COLE HOLY CRAP! Villaño curls up in the corner, clutching his right arm as he’s in a world of pain and pulling hard for his breath after being struck on the throat with the chain. While Villaño is hurting Bruce is feeling on top of the world as he’s quickly back on his feet shaking the arm with the chain on it to make a bit of noise. Bruce quickly picks his shot and then drives his fist and the steel chain into Villaño’s right shoulder and arm, each shot sending waves of pain through Villaño’s body as he tries to shield his hurt shoulder as best he can from the blows but to very little avail. COACH Has there ever been a one armed wrestler? COLE Not that I know off COACH Bruce may just create the first one if he keeps this assault up then. After seven or eight chain augmented blows to the shoulder Bruce decides to change tactics and grabs Villaño X by the left arm, twisting it and turning it as he pulls his opponent back to his feet inflicting even more pain on Villaño with every tug on the arm. Villaño is in a world of hurt and his right arm looks to be weakened to the point where he can’t use it at all without causing more pain. Villaño knows he has to get away from Bruce if he’s going to stand a chance in this match and quickly takes a left handed swing at Bruce only to be tossed left shoulder first into the turnbuckles and then hoisted high in the air with a gorilla press slam COACH Man look at Villaño wiggle, maybe Bruce is squeezing a little something too tightly COLE I always wondered how he managed that you know COACH Why do you care? Or do you long to feel a man on your groin? Villaño’s tactics pays off as his wiggling has manages to get Bruce so much out of balance that he is forced to drop Villaño behind him. Villaño lands on his feet on the apron right behind Bruce. After rubbing his throat for a second he rears back and then *PPPPPWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOSSSSHHH!!* COLE ORIENTAL MIST AGAIN!! The green mist blinds Bruce for the second time tonight drawing a huge pop from the crowd. Villaño jumps to the floor and looks through the dumpster while Bruce is keeping himself entertained by being blind. The big man staggers and falls out of the ring and then uses the apron to wipe most of the green goop out of his eyes. Villaño turns around and looks at Bruce, the look in his eyes has gone beyond anger, into an intense rage at Bruce that seems to give him a rush of adrenaline as he pulls out a weapon and tries to use it on Bruce. *WOOOOOO-PISH!!* COACH A bull whip? A BULL WHIP? Coach asks in disbelief as Villaño wields a 10 foot long rawhide bullwhip with his left hand. COLE Talk about something that can turn the tide in a match Bruce looks a little worried, in fact he looks very worried as Villaño stubbornly walks towards him, whip in hand cracking it towards the big man every now and then. *WOOOOOO-PISH!!* Villaño X’s right arm hands down by his side looking pretty banged up, but his left arm is fine and his aim with the whip seems to improve as well with each crack of the whip. *WOOOOOO-PISH!!* Bruce is struck on the shoulder, tearing his t-shirt and actually leaving a thin cut on his skin. Bruce tries his best to back away from Villaño as the two go around the ring with Villaño suddenly in the driver’s seat due to the whip. *WOOOOOO-PISH!!* Villaño lashes Bruce across the thigh no doubt leaving a major welt on Bruce’s skin, each time Villaño X hits Bruce he gets a little more energy from it. Riding on the wave of his success Villaño has chased Bruce all the way around the ring with Bruce backpeddling and Villaño cracking the whip every couple of moments until he’s got Bruce trapped with his back to the dumpster. Villaño raises the whip with confidence, his opponent is trapped and at his mercy, he’s going to make Bruce pay for everything he’s done to him so far. *WOOOOOO-* COACH Bruce closed the lid on the whip!! Bruce manages to throw the lid shut as the tip of the bullwhip hits the edge of the dumpster effectively trapping the whip in the dumpster. Bruce pulls hard on the whip hoping to drag Villaño in for a short arm clothesline or something like that, but Villaño X is too smart to fall for that and simply lets go of the whip instead, he’s not about to fall into Bruce’s trap *WHAM!!* Or maybe he is as Bruce lariats the youngster out of his boots (figuratively) The big man casually throws his opponent into the ring and then crawls in after him signaling for "the end" by running his thumb across his throat. Bruce picks Ultimo Villaño up and puts him in a torture rack COLE Oh shit COACH What? COLE The Psycho driver COACH Oh shit!! Bruce is about to bring the much lighter opponent round but he’s trying to cash the check before it’s cleared as Villaño shifts his weight around and ends up hooking Bruce with a Huracanrana that takes the big man so much by surprise that he falls out through the ropes and to the floor. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! Villaño is back on his feet, shaking his fists as he gets the entire crowd behind him. After bouncing off the opposite side Villaño runs straight at Bruce, leaps through the ropes straight at the big man BACKDROP INTO THE CROWD!! Bruce manages to catch his opponent as he flies through the air and back drop him over the guardrail and into the crowd where the first 4-5 rows of fans all scarper to get out of harms way. HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! With Villaño most likely hurt Bruce is quick to kick the guardrail open, grab the small man by the mask and drag him back to the ring, bound and determined to finish this in the ring. He throws Villaño in and then props him up in the corner. In an effort to hurt Villaño as much as possible Bruce raises Villaño X’s arm up to his mouth and then bites down hard on his opponent’s forearm causing him to yelp in pain. COACH Spit that out Bruce you don’t know where he’s been last, that’s unsanitary COLE He’s an animal, a pure animal - X won’t stand a chance much longer. Bruce’s teeth have left a ghastly looking mark on Villaño’s forearm, something which seems to please the big man. After having focused on the arm for a while Bruce shifts gears and drives the tip of his steel tipped boot into Villaño’s midsection causing Villaño X to bend over in agony. Three seconds later and the big man has Villaño flipped up on his shoulders in a power bomb position. COACH Not a turnbuckle power bomb! If he hits that it’ll be all over for Villaño COLE That’s not . . . Michael Cole King is cut off mid sentence as Bruce turns 90 degrees and instead of power bombing Ultimo Villaño X onto the top turnbuckle he power bombs him OVER THE TOP ROPE *WHAM!!* ONTO THE LID OF THE DUMPSTER!!! COACH & COLE "Holy shit! The two commentators yell in surprise and disgust as the entire arena and the fans watching at home witness Ultimo Villaño X’s body being driven through the dumpster lid and into the actual dumpster. YOU SICK FUCK!! YOU SICK FUCK!! YOU SICK FUCK!! The chant seems to actually amuse the King of Pain as he casually hops out of the ring. After exiting the ring Bruce bends down and grabs the bottom edge of the dumpster and then tips it over on it’s side, spilling the weapons and Ultimo Villaño X out on the floor. COLE All he wanted was some respect from Bruce, he just wanted to show that he’s not nothing COACH And he’s ending up in a world of hurt because of it Cole, I feel for the kid I do but he brought this on himself. Bruce grabs Villaño by the feet and looks to be applying a Sharpshooter, but then he turns completely around again so that he’s standing with Villaño’s legs trapped by his left leg. He reaches down, grabs Villaño by the wrists and then places his boot in the back of UVX’s head *BLAM!!* COLE OH MY GOD!! COACH Someone call the riot squad this match is out of control!! Bruce grins, then he bends down and grabs Villaño by the bloodied and torn mask. He quickly unlaces the mask in the back and then hooks Villaño’s legs for yet another "Cruiserweight Killer" as he calls the move. Bruce lifts Villaño up high, places his boot in the back of his opponents head and then stomps down hard driving Villaño’s face into ground *BLAM!!* The stomp tears Villaño’s mask off his revealing a head of blonde hair and giving everyone a view of Villaño X’s real face, bruised, battered, bloody and cut face. Bruce immediately demands that the referee checks on his opponent. It doesn’t take long for the ref to call for the bell because Ultimo Villaño X is OUT! He’s out cold. COLE He tried, he tries so hard but Bruce was just too much for him. COACH Bruce is an animal!! It was waaaaaaaaaay too much for Villaño to handle and he’s paid the price for it. Bruce doesn’t even look in UVX’s direction as he hops over the guardrail and heads towards the lobby where the Wildcard’s mobile home is waiting for him. The last shot we see is of the referee and the EMTs attending to the injured Ultimo Villaño X. UP NEXT: The LUDICROUS SPEED~! Lethal Rumble! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted August 18, 2006 COLE It's time for our main event, the first ever LUDICROUS SPEED~! Lethal Rumble, right here on HeldDOWN~! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* BUFFER LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, it is now time for a first in the history of the OAOAST! Tonight, here on OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, we will hold the FIRST-EVER LUDICROUS SPEED~! Lethal Rumble! Two men will start, and every 60 seconds, another will enter by a number they drew at random. After all 15 participants have entered, the last man standing will receive a contract for an OAOAST World title shot at any time of his choosing. This is the main event of the evening. ARE YOU READY? *crowd cheers* BUFFER Norfolk, Virginia...ARE YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYY????? *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER Then for the thousands in attendance here at The Scope, and the millions watching around the world, there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* COACH Oh, no! The lights go down in the arena, and a lightning bolt strikes the entrance. PRL emerges through various theatrics in the entryway, including smoke and flickering lights. COLE Wow, horrible break for PRL, after that grueling tag match, drawing the #1 spot in this Rumble match! BUFFER Coming to the ring at this time, is the #1 entry...hailing from San Juan, Puerto Rico, and weighing in at 220 pounds! He is a man who has held championship gold on multiple occasions, and tonight, he looks to start on the road to his first-ever World Heavyweight title! Ladies and gentlemen, here is the CORPORATE CHAMPION, THHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! PRL is visibly banged up from his earlier tag match, and slowly rolls into the ring, as Simply Ravishing hits and the boos for PRL quickly turn to cheers as Tony Brannigan slowly comes through the curtains. COLE And another banged up individual, one half of Black T, Tony Brannigan, makes his way down! COACH We've got the walking wounded out here to start this thing off! COLE Of course, Tony, along with his partner Dan Black, viciously attacked by the Sooner Bruisers earlier this evening, and Dan also scheduled to be a part of this match! Tony pulls himself onto the apron and through the ropes, where PRL jumps on him immediately! *DING DING DING* COACH Here we go! PRL hammers on Tony with right forearms to the back and short double axhandle blows. He drags Tony to mid-ring, and delivers a bodyslam, then looks out to the crowd. COLE And PRL wasting no time on Tony! COACH Here it comes, Cole! PRL pulls his elbowpad off as the crowd boos, then spits on it and tosses it down onto Tony's face. PRL runs to one side of the ring, then hops over Tony and goes to the other side, comes back, then stops to mock Tony by swiveling his hips, before dropping the INTENSEZONE ELBOW~!!!111 COLE The INTENSEZONE ELBOW by Tha Puerto Rican! PRL soaks in the boos for a second, then picks up Tony and sets up a suplex...but Tony blocks! COLE Suplex attempt...blocked! Tony blocks once more, then lifts PRL in the air, and drops back, completing a suplex of his own! Tony then stalks PRL into a corner as PRL backs off, then picks him up, grabs him in a side headlock, and rakes his eyes across the top rope! COLE And Tony up to his old tricks! You can bet he wishes that was a Sooner Bruiser right now! COACH We're set for a third man! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! It Ain't Over For Me by Terence Howard hits, and Stephen Joseph runs through the curtains. COLE It's Stephen Joseph, in his first match back in the OAOAST! COACH Great! This'll help out PRL! SJ comes in and knocks Tony to the mat from behind, and stomps away at him. PRL gets to his feet, and chokes Tony with his foot. SJ puts his hand out to stop PRL, and both men lift Tony from the mat and set him over the top rope. COLE And Tony could be on his way out here! Tony is able to get his feet back in, and rakes the eyes of PRL, then delivers rights to SJ. He whips SJ into the ropes, and catches him coming back with a clothesline! He then catches a charging PRL with a bodyslam! COACH I can't believe Tony is fighting off both of these guys by himself! Tony grabs PRL, and sets his head between his legs, for the ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT PILEDRIVER~!!! COLE Here comes the Attitude Adjustment! But SJ hammers him in the back from behind to break it up! SJ picks up Tony, and delivers a wristlock suplex! COLE And we're ready for #4! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!! Baseline by Quarashi hits, inciting a pop from the crowd as Longdogger Pete rushes to the ring! COLE Longdogger Pete, entry #4! Pete hammers away on PRL, preventing Tony from elimination once again. He sends PRL into the ropes, and catches him with a big boot to the face! COACH It's not looking good for my man right now! Tony backs SJ into one corner, and Pete backs PRL into another, and both get on the buckles, as the crowd cheers them on! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Both men hop down, and whip PRL and SJ across the ring into one another! Pete celebrates, and Tony walks across the ring and thumbs him in the eye, then whips him across the ring and catches him with the OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE~!!!!!11111 COLE The OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE, that big spinebuster of Tony Brannigan! COACH That Tony's a sneaky lil' bastard, isn't he? Tony is slow to his feet, as the move took a lot out of his banged-up body, as well. SJ follows him into a corner, and starts chopping away, as the count starts once again! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Debonaire by Dope hits, and Gunner Sharps walks through the curtains, and starts jogging to the ring. COACH Another one of the big boys! COLE The biggest man in the match, Gunner Sharps! Gunner hops onto the apron and climbs over the top rope, then picks up Pete and tosses him into a corner. He drives in knees in the corner, then starts choking him with his boot. After a few seconds of choking, he drags Pete out, and drives him with a full nelson slam! COACH And the big man putting that power on display! Gunner then sends a boot into the face of Tony, sending Tony over the top rope and to the floor! COLE And Tony Brannigan is the first man eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Tony Brannigan eliminated: none eliminated by: Gunner Sharps left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Stephen Joseph, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE You have to think that Tony would have fared a lot better in this one had it not been for that savage attack earlier at the hands of the Sooner Bruisers! PRL is up, and makes his way over to Gunner, sending rapid-fire punches into his midsection, which Gunner simply shrugs off and shoves PRL across the ring! PRL lands sitting in a corner. COACH Don't make him mad, PR! Gunner stalks PRL, until SJ intercepts him. Gunner grabs SJ's head, and slams it into his knee. COLE And #5 on his way shortly! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Gasolina by Daddy Yankee plays, and the crowd cheers as Colombian Heat runs to the ring. COLE And it's Colombian Heat, one of the longshots in this thing! Heat slides in and backs SJ into a corner, then delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Heat pulls SJ out and delivers a foot to the gut, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! COLE And Heat looking very impressive right now against Stephen Joseph, a former World champion! COACH Ah, I think SJ's just a little rusty, that's all! However, Heat's former rival, PRL, pounces, drilling Heat with the LATIN SLAM~! COACH But there's my boy, comin' out of nowhere! PRL then goes to the top rope, and attempts a MOONSAULT~!, but Heat gets the knees up! Heat then rolls over to the corner and climbs to the top, but is caught by a SJ LOW BLOW~! COLE And neither man able to score with a top rope move! COACH But SJ might be ready to right here! SJ follows Heat up top, then sets him up, as the crowd buzzes...and delivers a TOP-ROPE FINALITY~!!!!!11111 COLE OH MY GOD, a FINALITY from the top rope! COACH Heat is out of it, forget about it! COLE And someone else is about to be in it! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Renagade hits, and the arena fills with boos. The baseline kicks in, and Reject walks out and towards the ring. Meanwhile, inside, Heat is sent to the floor! COACH And a short night for Colombian Heat, he's officially out now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Colombian Heat eliminated: none eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican, Stephen Joseph left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Stephen Joseph, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps, Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject slides in and goes to work on Pete. COLE Well, SJ may be showing a little ring rust in there, but that was a hell of a move he just pulled off a minute ago! Pete fights back on Reject, knocking him to the mat with a big clothesline! However, SJ and PRL double team, and knock him to the mat with a double clothesline! SJ raises his hands to the crowd...and PRL grabs him from behind and TOSSES HIM TO THE FLOOR~! COACH WHOA~! COLE And Stephen Joseph has been eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Stephen Joseph eliminated: Colombian Heat (co) eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps, Reject ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SJ stands on his feet on the outside, never taking his eyes off PRL, then holds his arms out as if to say "WTF?" PRL starts talking with him, but is spun around by Pete, who hits him with the LONGDOGGER CLOGGER~!!!!!11111 COLE And PRL drilled with the LONGDOGGER CLOGGER~! Gunner sends a foot to the gut of Pete, and lifts him up in the air, then drives into the mat with the ALL GUNS BLAZING~!!!111 COACH And Gunner capitalizing, as well! Reject backs into the ropes, then comes across and catches Gunner with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 This actually gets a few cheers from the crowd, as Reject pumps his fist. COLE And the EULOGY from Reject! COACH A *BIG* EULOGY! Reject picks up PRL, and attempts to dump him as the countdown starts... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Krokodilamadurinn by Quarashi hits, and Spanish Fly rushes to the ring. COLE We mentioned underdogs earlier, here comes the biggest one of all, the Spanish Fly! COACH ...the biggest one? COLE Figure of speech. As PRL rakes the eyes of Reject and slides back in, Fly slides in and catches him with a quick dropkick! Fly bounces right back up and catches Reject with one, as well! Fly then goes to the top rope and measures Pete, who is just getting to his feet, and hops off...but Pete catches him and drives him with a SITOUT POWERBOMB! COLE BIG move by Pete right there! Reject joins PRL as the two double team Pete, delivering a double suplex! They then pick up Pete and attempt to put him over the top rope! COLE And Longdogger Pete in trouble! Gunner knocks together the heads of Reject and PRL, then attempts to eliminate Pete himself as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Quiet by Smashing Pumpkins hits, and the crowd goes crazy as Dan Black walks down to the ring. COLE And another battered man, Dan Black, on his way down to ringside! Black rolls into the ring, and measures Gunner Sharps, tripping him with a drop toehold, and locking in the HEART OF ICE~!!!!!11111 COACH WOW! COLE Dan applying the HEART OF ICE on the big man! However, it's broken up by PRL, who then lifts the battered Black, and drops him with a Samoan drop, applauding himself after the fact. Fly then breaks up his self-appreciation with a sliding dropkick to the back of the head! COLE And the ring's beginning to fill up here! Reject chokes Pete in a corner with his foot, as Fly continues on PRL. Gunner hammers away at Black, then lifts him onto the corner! COLE And it could be a quick night here for Black, as well! However, Fly dropkicks Gunner in the back! It has little effect, but does turn Gunner's attention away from Black, allowing him to drop back inside. Fly outspeeds Gunner, going between his legs, then hitting him with a quick dropkick! However, he runs right into Gunner's outstretched foot on the next charge! COACH Oh man, what a shot! COACH And here comes #10! We're 2/3 of the way there! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Punishment by BIOHAZARD hits, and the crowd ERUPTS. COLE Listen to this reaction for Brock Ausstin! Brock walks out to the ring intently, then jogs about halfway down the aisle and slides in, staring down Gunner Sharps, who has Spanish Fly high overhead! Gunner tosses Fly at Brock, who catches in his own two palms! COACH Look, they're playing catch! Brock then turns around and redirects Fly, sending him to the floor! COLE And Fly is caught by the floor! He's history! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Spanish Fly eliminated: none eliminated by: Brock Ausstin left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps, Reject, Dan Black, Brock Ausstin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject and PRL pounce on Brock Ausstin, as Black and Pete double up on Gunner. Eliminations are set up on both sides! COLE And the two big guys in trouble! COACH This is great strategy by the other participants! However, both men save themselves, and Brock floors Reject with a MASSIVE clothesline! Gunner knocks Black to the mat, then Brock whips PRL across the ring into a boot from Gunner! COLE Oh, look at this! A little teamwork between Brock and Gunner? Gunner returns the favor, whipping Pete across the ring, and Brock catches him in a belly-to-belly overhead! COACH It appears that way! Gunner then walks slowly across the ring, and clotheslines Brock to the mat! COLE But only momentarily! Gunner continues to hammer Brock, as the crowd starts up a chant. BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! Gunner attempts an Irish whip, but Brock holds onto the wrist, then pulls him in and delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY OVERHEAD~! COLE And a belly-to-belly on the 7-foot-plus, near 400-pounder! COACH Who's gonna get the next taste of THIS? 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Tear Away by Drowning Pool hits, and the crowd boos as Christian Wright runs to the ring. COLE And it's Christian Wright! COACH The Moral Highground! Wright slides in and goes right to work on Brock. He picks him up, and delivers a facebuster! He follows up with an Inverted atomic drop, then quickly delivers an STO, then backs into the ropes and drops a knee! COLE Wright with the C-4 on Brock Ausstin! COACH And he's really capitalizing on the weakened states of these guys! Wright then works over Dan Black, as Reject begins choking Brock on the mat. PRL and Pete set up Gunner in the corner, as each man grabs a leg! COLE And Gunner Sharps may be in trouble here! Wright drops Dan, and makes the save on Gunner! COLE I don't know what Christian Wright was thinking right there... COACH He's trying to form a pact here with Gunner Sharps, is what he's doing! Smart move! And indeed, he talks something over with Gunner, and the two make their way over to Dan Black. Wright sets him up in the corner, and whips Gunner into him in the corner! Wright and Gunner then join hands, and clothesline Black over the top rope and out! COLE And the other half of Black T eliminated! This is a shame what's happened to them in this match, and they can thank the Sooner Bruisers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Dan Black eliminated: none eliminated by: Gunner Sharps, Christian Wright left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Christian Wright ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wright high-fives Gunner, as the count begins. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! The crowd EXPLODES as Liberate by Disturbed hits, and Bohemoth steps into the entryway. COLE And it's the Meterosexual Monster, BOHEMOTH~! Wright can be seen giving instructions to Gunner as Bohemoth charges the ring. When he slides in, he and Gunner immediately begin trading right hands. Bo gets the better of the exchange, then backs into the ropes and knocks him into the mat with a clothesline! Bo then stalks Wright, who walks backwards into the ropes. Reject rolls underneath the ropes and sits on the apron, and as Wright backs up into the ropes, Reject nonchelantly pulls the top strand down, and Wright falls right over it to the floor! COLE COACH Well...I...smart move by Reject! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Christian Wright eliminated: Dan Black (co) eliminated by: Reject left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Bohemoth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wright throws a tantrum on the floor as Bo laughs at him from inside the ring, then Gunner gets back to his feet and nails Bo from behind. Brock grabs Reject and pulls him back into the ring. As PRL and Pete go at it on the mat in a corner, the crowd begins to chant. BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! Bo hammers away on Gunner, then whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a SPINEBUSTER~! On the other side, Brock delivers an overhead belly-to-belly to Reject! Brock stands, and Bo turns around, and the first thing they see is each other. COACH Uh-oh... COLE Oh, I like this! As the two big men stare each other down, the crowd noise escalates in anticipation of the showdown, as the countdown starts. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! God of Thunder hits, and Thunderkid runs to the ring. COLE And it's Thunderkid, another guy doing double duty here tonight! TK slides in, and goes to work on his former partner, Reject, as Brock and Bo inch closer to one another, and Brock starts doing his bounce as Bo adjusts his elbowpad. COLE We saw this showdown at Battlebowl! Brock stops bouncing long enough to throw the first punch, and they trade off as the crowd begins dueling chants: "LET'S GO BO!" "LET'S GO BROCK!" "LET'S GO BO!" "LET'S GO BROCK!" Brock gets the better of the exchange, and quickly goes in for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 He carries Bo over to the ropes, and Bo blocks with his hands as the crowd screams! COLE And Brock could get the better of it right here! Bo goes to the eyes, and slips down. He hammers away on Brock, then hooks him and takes him over the top with a belly-to-belly! COLE Brock to the apron! COACH He better get back in there! Brock and Bo begin to hammer it out again, with Brock again getting the better of things. Gunner charges Bo, who ducks...and Gunner hits Brock with a big boot, sending him to the floor! COLE And Brock Ausstin is ELIMINATED! The crowd begins to boo loudly. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7th elimination: Brock Ausstin eliminated: Spanish Fly eliminated by: Gunner Sharps left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Gunner Sharps, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Brock got caught on the apron, and it cost him! Gunner starts hammering away on Bo, as the countdown starts. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Metalingus hits, and Peter Knight hits the ring. COLE And Peter Knight in there, we've got one more entry! PK goes right to work on his rival, Longdogger Pete. Meanwhile, Brock gets up and slaps the mat, then shoves the referee to the side and slides in as Gunner sets up ALL GUNS BLAZING~!!!111 on Bo! COACH What's Brock doing back in there? Brock hammers Gunner on the back, then lifts him up on his shoulders as the crowd stands to its feet! COLE Brock setting up the F-STUNNER-5~! Brock drills Gunner with the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 The crowd goes CRAZY as Brock stares down at Gunner, then his eyes move to Bo once again, as Bo sits on the mat, then looks up at Brock. Brock backs up to the ropes and climbs through them to the floor, still looking at Bo as the crowd chants. BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! COLE That look from Brock Ausstin seems to say to Bo, "another day!" Bo stands to his feet and continues to look at Brock for a minute, then hammers on PRL in a corner. TK continues to battle with Reject, and PK and Pete do battle, as Gunner gets to his feet. He looks out to the aisleway and moves to the ropes, yelling out Brock's name angrily. COACH And Gunner is hot! TK lays off Reject long enough to level Gunner with a BICYCLE KICK from behind, sending him OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR~! COACH NO! COLE GUNNER IS GONE!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 8th elimination: Gunner Sharps eliminated: Tony Brannigan, Dan Black (co), Brock Ausstin eliminated by: Thunderkid left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Peter Knight ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gunner angrily walks to the back as the countdown starts. COLE Our last entry is on the way! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! Black Sweat by Prince hits, and MISTER WARRIOR runs out to the ring with both arms raised in the air. COACH Oh, boy. WARRIOR jumps on the apron and shakes the ropes, then pounds his chest before stepping through the ropes. Clothesline for Reject! Clothesline for PK! Clothesline for Bo! Clothesline for TK! Clothesline for Pete! Clothesline for PRL! COLE WARRIOR's laid everyone out! WARRIOR pounds on his chest some more, then picks up PRL and lifts him in a Gorilla press slam, with extra reps! He then lets PRL drop to the mat, and runs across the ring twice before delivering a splash! WARRIOR then gets up and raises his arms to the heavens, before Reject recovers and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE Reject with the EULOGY~! COACH But he's still shaking! WARRIOR slowly stands while shaking, but PK grabs him from behind and dumps him to the floor! COLE And WARRIOR eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9th elimination: MISTER WARRIOR eliminated: none eliminated by: Peter Knight left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Peter Knight ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PK goes back to work on Pete. COLE And Peter Knight hammering away on Longdogger Pete, a heated rivalry between these two, which will culminate at AngleSlam! PRL is seen begging off in a corner from TK. COLE Likewise for these two, who met in a tag match earlier tonight, where... COACH I KNOW. I still can't believe Drek was pinned by TK! COLE And I can't believe PRL is still hanging in there! He had a tag match earlier, and THEN was the #1 draw in this match! Bo picks up Reject and sets him over the ropes! COLE Reject close to being gone! Reject grabs Bo around the neck, then sinks to the apron, as Bo is pulled over the top and spills to the floor! COLE But no! It's Bo who gets sent to the showers! COACH What a move by Reject! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10th elimination: Bohemoth eliminated: none eliminated by: Reject left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Reject, Thunderkid, Peter Knight ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Folks, we've got something going on in the back! *cameras rush to the back to see Brock Ausstin and Otaku II slugging it out backstage!* COACH What is Otaku THINKING? *The two roll around on the floor and trade blows, before officials arrive to separate them. But even that can't stop them, as Otaku gets a hold of a kendo stick and gets a shot in on Brock's back! Brock drops to his knees as Otaku is ushered off, then Brock gets up and walks towards him, against the wishes of various officials.* COACH You were mentioning AngleSlam? COLE Oh yeah. That's going to be a donnybrook for the Heartland title, as you hear the chants for Bo, who was eliminated, we're down to five men! Reject takes a breather as he watches a couple AngleSlam showdowns. He then joins PRL in hammering away on TK, before lifting him over the ropes! COLE TK in trouble right now! Pete knocks PK to the mat, then makes the save for TK. TK slumps down in the corner, as Pete attempts to dump PRL! However, his attempt is thwarted by a Reject LOW BLOW~! Pete is doubled over, and PK sneaks in and delivers the KNIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111 COACH HAHA! PK celebrates his feat...until Reject hits him with a dropkick from behind, sending him OVER THE TOP AND OUT!!! COACH What are you doin'? COLE PETER KNIGHT IS GONE! We're down to four! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 11th elimination: Peter Knight eliminated: MISTER WARRIOR eliminated by: Reject Final Four: That Puerto Rican, Longdogger Pete, Reject, Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PK gets to his feet, and Reject gives him the "FU" arm gesture, as Knight throws a tantrum on the floor. COACH Well, Reject's a tough guy, but I don't know how wise that was of him! TK drills Reject with a clothesline as he turns around, as Pete struggles to his feet. PK ends his tantrum long enough to see Pete using the ropes to climb up. PK reaches up and SLAPS Pete! COLE And look at that cheapshot by Peter Knight! Pete stands up and stares down PK, who acts as if he's going to get on the apron, so Pete swipes at him! PK grabs his arm, as PRL dropkicks him from behind, and he falls over the top to the floor! COLE And Longdogger Pete eliminated, thanks in part to Peter Knight, who was already eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12th elimination: Longdogger Pete eliminated: none eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican, Peter Knight left in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Thunderkid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As PK and Pete brawl to the back, PRL looks over and sees TK and Reject battling it out on the ropes, then rushes over and DUMPS THEM BOTH TO THE FLOOR~!!! COACH YES!!! COLE PRL IS THE WINNER!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Reject eliminated: Christian Wright, Bohemoth, Peter Knight eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th elimination: Thunderkid eliminated: Gunner Sharps eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ***************************************************************************** WINNER: Tha Puerto Rican eliminated: Colombian Heat (co), Stephen Joseph, Longdogger Pete (co), Reject, Thunderkid ***************************************************************************** PRL sinks to his knees as the referee raises his hand. BUFFER The winner of the LUDICROUS SPEED~! Lethal Rumble...THHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! COLE PRL has done it! COACH This is a long time coming for PR! Congratulations, man, you earned it! COLE What a feat! After wrestling a tag match earlier tonight, and drawing #1 for this HD first, Tha Puerto Rican has now earned the right to challenge the World Heavyweight champion whenever he wishes! COACH Boy, it feels great! Whew! COLE What a moment for Tha Puerto Rican right here on HeldDOWN~! For the Coach, I'm Michael Cole, we'll see you same time next week! Tha Puerto Rican continues to celebrate in the ring as we... *FADE TO BLACK* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
