alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2006 PK: NYU is writing a segment that should go after this match to close the show. If he sends it to you, just stick it right in on the end of this match. If he sends it to me, I'll add it in. COLE And the World Heavyweight title about to be on the line, just three days before AngleSlam! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, this is the MAIN EVENT of OAOAST HeldDOWN~! It is a one-on-one match, for the Heavyweight championship of the WORLD! Tonight, the reigning two-time champion, clashes with another former two time champion. ARE YOU READY? *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Lincoln, Nebraska...ARRRRRE YOUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here tonight, and the millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]Hypnotize[/i] hits, and the cheers turn to boos as Hoff makes his way out. BUFFER [i]Making his way down the aisle, weighing in at 275 pounds! Tonight, he looks to becoome the first-ever THREE-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORLD! Ladies and gentlemen, from Minneapolis, Minnesota...HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!![/i] COACH Oh man, could you imagine Hoff vs Drek Stone headlining AngleSlam? COLE I'd rather not. COACH It could happen! Hoff walks around arrogantly in the ring, as [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits and the crowd cheers as Alfdogg makes his way through the curtains. BUFFER [i]His opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is the reigning TWO-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf makes his way down to the ring, and slides in, where Hoff attacks immediately! *DING DING DING* Hoff hammers away on the back of Alf, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Alf ducks a clothesline, and catches Hoff with a flying bodypress! However, instead of going for a pin, Alf hammers away on the head of Hoff! COACH Come on, referee! Alf finally gets off, and Hoff retreats into a corner. Alf follows, and delivers some more right hands! However, Hoff fires back, eventually getting the better of a slugfest. Hoff then turns Alf around in the corner, and starts to drive in knees to the midsection. COACH Alf made a big mistake trying to trade blows with Hoff! Hoff whips Alf HARD across the ring, and Alf drops to his knees holding his back in pain. Hoff follows, taunting the crowd at the same time, drawing boos. He picks Alf up once again, and fires off rights. Hoff then whips Alf across once again, and comes flying in with a knee...but Alf moves out of the way! COLE And now Hoff making the mistake, and he's in pain! COACH Oh, no! And you know Alf's going to feast on this! Hoff hobbles out of the corner, and Alf follows him around, delivering a kick to the back of his leg! Alf waits for Hoff to get up, and again kicks his leg (out of his leg, lol)! Hoff gets to his feet, and Alf sends another kick to the leg, then grabs it, and applies a FIGURE-FOUR~! COLE And Alf with a submission hold early! COACH Hang on, Hoff! Hoff writhes around in pain as the crowd is going crazy, and the referee asks if he wants to give it up. Hoff declines, but lays on his back, and the referee counts... 1... 2... Hoff sits up! Hoff fights for a few seconds more, and lays back again. 1... 2... Hoff sits up, then starts to pull his way towards the ropes. Hoff scoots and grabs the bottom rope with both hands, and the referee breaks the hold. COLE Hoff escapes, but who knows how much damage was done to that knee? As Hoff struggles to his feet, Alf grabs the leg once again, then trips him up, and drops an elbow to the leg! COLE And Alf relentlessly going after the leg, smart move on his part, he's giving up a lot of size here! Alf drops another elbow, then allows Hoff to get to his feet, before tripping him up once again, and dragging him out to the ringpost! The crowd roars as Alf looks out to them, then slams the leg against the STEEL~! post! Alf grabs the leg once again, then twirls his finger around, as the crowd goes NUTS! COLE Uh-oh... COACH Oh, come on...referee! Get out there and do something! However, Hoff manages to use his legs to Alf forward into the post! Hoff gingerly scoots out of the corner and favors his knee, then scoots across to the opposite corner, dragging the leg along. Alf shakes the cobwebs off and rolls back into the ring, stalking Hoff into the corner. Hoff scoots around to get away, until Alf catches him on the ropes. Alf hammers away on Hoff until the referee separates them, then when the referee moves, Alf charges Hoff...who backdrops Alf HIGH over the top to the floor! COACH There you go, baby! COLE Wow, that was a long fall Alf took to the floor there, and Hoff has got to rest, but he doesn't want to let Alf get counted out, either! Hoff slowly gets up and limps around the ring, trying to put weight on the knee, as the referee counts. COACH And that's what he's doing, he's walking it off, and he's having some luck with it, it seems! Hoff stops the referee's count, and the referee backs him off. The referee starts his count once again, and Hoff makes his way back over and kicks Alf off the apron. Hof then follows Alf to the outside, and picks him up in a slam...then drops him over the guardrail, folding him in half, and Alf falls the rest of the way over into the crowd! COLE Oh my GOD, Alf may have cracked ribs! COACH Beautiful! BEAUTIFUL, Hoff! Hoff taunts the fans once again, then rolls back into the ring. The referee counts, then midway through, the still slightly-limping Hoff stops the count and goes out after Alf. He grabs Alf in a hiptoss and brings him back over the railing, then stomps away, before picking him up and ramming him into the steel steps! COLE Both these guys very smart, they've damaged a part of the body and stayed right on it! COACH Yeah, but that knee's coming back for Hoff now, Alf's in a world of pain! Hoff rolls Alf back into the ring, then picks him up, and delivers a rib-breaker! He pulls Alf back up, turns, and delivers a second! He then picks Alf up one last time, turning to each side of the crowd and drawing tremendous boos, before delivering a third and tossing him to the mat! COLE It looks like you're right, Coach, Hoff starting to bring the power game into play! Hoff does some more showboating, as Alf tries to push himself back to his feet. Hoff moves over and drops an elbow to the back, then gets up, measures, and drops a second. Hoff then picks up Alf, whips him into the ropes, and delivers a powerslam! COACH That's it! Cover, Hoff! 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE And that almost WAS it! Hoff picks up Alf, whipping him HARD into the buckles chest-first! COLE And the wind knocked out of Alf right there! Hoff then puts a foot on Alf's chest. 1... 2... Alf shoves the foot to the side. COLE And Hoff's not getting a pin like that, not in a World title match, anyway! Hoff whips Alf into the ropes, and catches him coming back with an abdominal stretch! COLE And a smart hold by Hoff here! COACH No doubt, Alf's taken a lot of punishment to those ribs, and with Hoff's power behind it, we could see a submission right here! Hoff pushes down on the hold, as Alf yells "NO" to the referee. Hoff uses the free arm to hammer the midsection, and continues to crank back. Suddenly, Alf gets a rush of adrenaline, and reverses the hold! COLE And what a reversal by Alf! COACH He'll never hold on, though! Hoff quickly hiptosses Alf to escape, then slowly stomps away, talking trash to Alf in between each stomp. Alf crawls into a corner, and Hoff follows, delivering a right hand...which is returned by Alf! COLE And Alf starting to fight back here! Hoff with another right, returned! A third, same result! Suddenly, Alf starts firing off rights, but Hoff goes to the eyes. Hoff whips Alf across again, and applies the abdominal stretch once again, but Alf manages to grab the ropes, and hiptosses Hoff over the top to the floor! COLE And a big break for Alf right there! Alf gathers his senses, and as Hoff gets to his feet, he's met with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! from Alf! COLE Wow, I don't know how wise it is of Alf to be taking these kind of risks! COACH I'll tell you how wise it is, it's *not*! It's stupid, and it's going to play right into Hoff's hands. Alf hammers away with right hands, then picks up Hoff, and whips him into the STEEL~ post! Alf then rolls Hoff back inside, and hammers away on him. He then delivers a Hart Attack clothesline, and goes to the top... COACH See, here we go again! Hoff gets to his feet, and Alf hits a MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Alf follows with a fisherman's suplex! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Alf whips Hoff into a corner, and charges...but Hoff gets his feet up! COLE And Alf stopped cold once again! Hoff lays across Alf, and puts his feet on the ropes! 1... 2... NO! Alf kicks out anyway! Hoff argues with the referee for a bit, then signals for the end! COACH Here comes the FUTURE SHOCK~! And here comes everyone's dream match for AngleSlam! COLE :angry: Hoff sets Alf up, and lifts him for the FUTURE SHOCK~!!!!!11111...however, Alf slides behind the back, and delivers a German suplex~! 1... 2... NO!!! Hoff kicks out! Both men slowly get to their feet, and Hoff takes a swing...but Alf ducks, and sets up a belly-to-belly! However, Hoff manages to go behind, shoving Alf into the ropes, and catching him with a SPINEBUSTER~!!!111 COACH That's GOT to be it! 1... 2... 3!!! NO!!! Alf gets a shoulder up! Hoff picks up Alf, and delivers a backbreaker, then goes to the top, taking his time in doing so. COLE Hoff really taking a while here, he better quit wasting time! Alf is getting to his feet as Hoff climbs the buckles, then Hoff comes off the top...and gets leveled on the way down with a SUPERKICK~! COACH Oh, no! Alf gains his senses, then goes to the top himself! COACH GET UP, HOFF~! COLE Alf going upstairs now! The crowd is going crazy, as Alf connects with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COACH DAMN IT! *DING DING DING* COLE And it WILL be Alf vs Drek at AngleSlam! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Immediately after the announcement, the cameras hastily cut backstage... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
