alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2006 Remember, I want this in the ME slot. COLE But it's time right now for the rematch from AngleSlam! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, this is the MAIN EVENT of the evening! Tonight, the American team looks for revenge against the World Cup champions from Canada. It's a rematch of a classic tag match, from just four nights ago at AngleSlam. ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Orlando, Florida...ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE YYYYYYYYYOUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Orlando, and the millions watching all around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [quote][i]Tom Sawyer[/i] hits, and boos fill the arena as Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera walk through the curtains. BUFFER [i]Coming towards the ring at this time...at a total comined weight of 485 pounds! This past Sunday at AngleSlam, they made believers out of a lot of people, when they gained a win over their opponents tonight, to earn the title of best tag team in the WORLD! Ladies and gentlemen, here is TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! First, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFELIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!![/i] Strutter raises his arms in the air as the crowd boos. BUFFER [i]And his partner, hailing from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan...KEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNTERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COLE Well, earlier tonight, you saw the interaction between Team Heyross and Alfdogg, where Alf told them he thought they had been disrespected by this team, and they needed to do something about it! COACH Well, I think Alf is wrong and I think Team Heyross is wrong! It's these two men right here, no two men have faced as much disrespect over the last month as these two! And I was included in that group, I'll admit, but once I saw the ability they had, I smartened up! And it looks like I'm alone in that, you can see all these morons still insist on booing! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and the crowd ERUPTS for Team Heyross, accompanied by Rick. COLE Team Heyross's official return to HeldDOWN~! BUFFER [i]And their opponents...at a combined weight of 485 pounds! They are accompanied by their manager, RICK HEYROSS! And tonight, they are out for vindication against their opponents! Ladies and gentlemen, here are CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS SSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Team Heyross walk intently down the aisle, then slide into the ring and face their opposition...before slugfests ensue! *DING DING DING* COACH HERE WE GO! The brawl quickly spills to the outside, where Benjamin and Strutter slug it out on one side, while Moss and Pantera hammer away on the other. Strutter goes to the eyes of Benjamin, then rams his head into the ringpost, and rolls back into the ring. Benjamin slowly follows, as Pantera gets the better of Moss on the floor, then rams him in the back with a chair as the referee is watching the match on the inside! COLE And Pantera just used a chair on the outside, as this one's out of control early! Benjamin blocks an Irish whip attempt by Strutter, and pulls him in for a BELLY-TO-BELLY! The crowd is going CRAZY! COLE Great counter by Benjamin, and this crowd is really into this one! The crowd begins the chant as Pantera tosses Moss back into the ring. [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] Strutter rolls right back out to the outside, and catches Benjamin as he comes out, hammering him with forearm blows, then shoving him back-first into the apron! In the ring, Pantera has set Moss on the top rope, and tries to follow him up, but Moss hammers away with right hands. Pantera staggers back, as Moss turns himself around on the top rope. Pantera comes in once again, and Moss rolls backwards over the back of Pantera and lands in the ring, then rams Pantera's head into the buckle! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Moss then sets Pantera on the top rope. COLE And now it's Moss going for something here... Moss climbs up to the second rope, hooks Pantera around the waist...and takes him off with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And a BIG belly-to-belly by Charlie Moss! Moss yells out to the crowd, which roars its approval, then chants once again. [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] Moss covers... 1... 2... But Strutter rolls in and drops an elbow to the back of his head! COACH Well folks, if you were expecting another scientific encounter in this one, you're going to be sorely disappointed! Benjamin knocks Strutter out of the ring, then the referee forces him to the outside. COLE And finally, it looks like the referee's going to restore a little order here! Meanwhile, Pantera has taken over on Moss, flooring him with a pumphandle slam! He hammers away with forearms to the back, knocking him towards the ropes. Irish whip, but Moss ducks a clothesline, then blind tags Benjamin. Pantera puts his head down, and Moss grabs him by the hair and yanks him backwards to the mat! Moss follows up with a back suplex! Strutter attempts to jump in the ring, but is quickly intercepted by Benjamin, who then ducks down and waits for Pantera to get to his feet, as the crowd starts to buzz. COACH Could be the Double Goozle coming here! Pantera gets to his feet, and Moss backs into the ropes, then comes back with a clothesline as Benjamin sweeps the leg! COLE DOUBLE GOOZLE~! Benjamin covers, but the referee is putting Moss out of the ring, and as he is, Strutter slides in with the chair and slams it across Benjamin's back! The crowd boos loudly. The referee comes around, as Pantera rolls over and covers Benjamin... 1... 2... Benjamin gets a foot on the rope! Pantera complains to the referee, then picks up Benjamin and lifts him in a PRESS SLAM, slamming him down to the mat, and making the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera delivers right hands to Benjamin on the ropes, then whips him across and catches him with a powerslam! Pantera does the safe signal with his arms, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Nope, it's not over yet! Pantera tosses Benjamin to the outside, then walks towards Moss as the referee tries to keep him back. This allows Strutter to measure Benjamin, and drop an elbow off the apron! COACH And a good job distracting the referee by Team Canada! Great teamwork! Strutter climbs back on the apron, as Pantera hops out and tosses Benjamin back inside, then tags in Strutter. Strutter picks up Benjamin, and delivers a double-arm DDT~! Strutter kneels for a second, then drives knees into Benjamin's back. He then picks up Benjamin once again, and delivers a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE And Quentin Benjamin not quitting, he's hangin' in there! Strutter tags Pantera back in, and Pantera applies a bearhug! COACH Ken Pantera may make him right here, though! Pantera jerks Benjamin around, and Benjamin fades. The crowd rallies Benjamin: [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] The referee lifts the arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! Benjamin holds through on the third lift! Benjamin gathers up strength, and delivers a right! Then a second! A third! COLE Pantera still holding on loosely! COACH And not letting go! He better squeeze tightly, or he'll lose control! COLE :headbang: Benjamin hooks an arm and ducks under and behind Pantera, then hooks the other arm, and delivers a TIGER SUPLEX~! COLE What a suplex! Ken Pantera folded up like an accordion! COACH And Quentin had better make a tag here! Benjamin scoots over towards his corner, but Strutter hops in and dives at Benjamin with a short dropkick! Moss hops into the ring and hammers Strutter, then delivers a kneelift, knocking him into the ropes. Moss charges at Strutter, but Strutter ducks and backdrops Moss to the floor! COLE And Charlie Moss to the outside now! As the referee attempts to usher Moss back to the corner, Pantera picks up Benjamin, and Team Canada delivers the PENALTY BOX~!!!!!11111 COACH That's it, if the referee gets back! The referee slides in, and tries to put Strutter out, allowing Moss to grab the chair and slide back in. COACH Turn around, ref!!! Moss smacks Pantera across the back with the chair! Moss then gets out of the ring, as Pantera and Benjamin are both out of it! Benjamin starts to stir, and starts to crawl towards Moss! Pantera finally comes to, and makes a tag to Strutter, who stops Benjamin JUST as he's about to make the tag! COACH How about that, Cole? Ken Pantera suffered a shot with a steel chair, and was still able to tag out in time for Felix Strutter to stop a tag on the other side! COLE The Canadians are tough, there's no question about it, and meanwhile Quentin Benjamin still not able to make a tag, you have to wonder how much longer he can hang on! Strutter whips Benjamin into the corner, but Benjamin comes out and catches Strutter with a SUPERKICK~! COLE But no! Benjamin STILL with fight left! Pantera jumps in, and gets hit with a double leg clothesline! Benjamin crawls over and TAGS MOSS! COLE And FINALLY a tag made! Moss hammers away on both men, then grabs their heads and rams them together! Pantera falls to the outside, as Moss delivers an STO BACKBREAKER~! to Strutter! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Strutter gets the shoulder up! Moss gets up, then runs across and knocks Pantera to the floor with a baseball slide! Moss then follows him and hammers away, as Benjamin pulls himself to his feet on the apron. Strutter gets up, backs into the ropes, and lands on Moss and Pantera with a CORKSCREW PLANCHA~!!! COACH WHOA~! COLE Spectacular move by Felix Strutter! COACH Look at Quentin! Quentin has climbed to the top rope backwards, as all three men get up and hammer it out, and Benjamin floors everyone with a MOONSAULT~! COLE And Benjamin flies! All four men are out on the floor, as the crowd chants once again. [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] Strutter and Moss get up, and Moss follows Strutter into the ring. As Pantera hammers Benjamin on the floor, Strutter trips up Moss with a drop toe hold, then spins around and applies an STF~! COACH WOW! COLE STF out of nowhere, applied by Felix Strutter! Moss reaches for the ropes, as Pantera grabs the chair on the floor. As Pantera winds up with the chair, the referee quickly hops out and jumps off the apron, forcing the chair away from Pantera! He tosses the chair back and argues with Pantera, where Benjamin grabs it, then rolls into the ring and DRILLS Strutter with it! COLE And a chair shot for Felix Strutter! Benjamin goes to the outside, as Moss gets to his feet...and lifts Strutter onto his shoulders! The crowd is going NUTS! COLE They're setting him up for the big finish! Benjamin goes to the top as Moss gets Strutter positioned...and hits the SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!!!11111 COLE That's it~! Team Heyross will have their vengeance! Benjamin covers, as the referee slides back in... 1... 2... ... but Rick Heyross PULLS THE REFEREE OUT????? COLE Wait a minute! Heyross rams the referee into the steel steps! COACH What the hell's going on here? As Moss rams Pantera into the ringpost outside, Benjamin gets up, and looks at Heyross, who is now scared shitless. Benjamin holds his arms out, as if to say "what the fuck", then jumps out of the ring. Heyross takes off running, and Benjamin gives chase! Once Heyross gets all the way around the ring, Benjamin catches up and grabs him from behind by the coat! COLE And Quentin Benjamin with that BACKSTABBING Heyross in his grip! Heyross tries to beg off, but Benjamin is having none of it, as he tosses Heyross into the ring, where he lands at the feet of Charlie Moss. Pantera is just coming to on the floor, as Moss picks up Heyross, and lifts him on his shoulders! COACH Oh, no! COLE Get up there, Quentin, I don't know how long Charlie can hold that weight! As Moss turns around, Pantera jams the chair into his ribs, and Heyross slides off and out of the ring. Benjamin hops down and catches a shot RIGHT to the dome, leaving him out cold! COACH Wow, what a shot Quentin took! Moss then takes a shot to the back! COLE What the hell is going on here? Has Heyross been in cahoots with the Canadians all along? Pantera applies the FULL NELSON~!!! to Moss, as ALFDOGG makes his way down the aisle, to ENORMOUS cheers! COLE Well, maybe Alf will straighten this all out! Here comes the former champ! Alf stands right behind Heyross, who turns around, then quickly backs out of Alf's way! Alf then hops on the apron, and Pantera spots him. Pantera releases Moss and tosses him out of the ring, as Alf goes to the top rope. Pantera stands over Strutter with the chair. COLE Only two men standing, and it's Alf and Ken Pantera! COACH Yeah, but what's Alf going to do while Pantera's there with that chair? Alf stands on the top rope and stares down Pantera for a few seconds, then flies off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 ...ON QUENTIN BENJAMIN????? COLE & COACH :o Alf gets up and looks down at Benjamin, smirking, as the crowd begins to boo loudly. COACH CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Alf looks at Pantera once again, and Pantera raises his hand in the air. Alf walks over and slaps Pantera's hand. COLE OH MY GOD. Pantera places Strutter on top of Benjamin as Alf goes outside, where Rick Heyross is shown with a wide-eyed, open-mouthed smile. Alf tosses the referee inside, and he lands right next to Strutter, and counts... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COLE Team Canada...Rick Heyross...Alfdogg...what are we seeing here? Heyross climbs into the ring, still with the look on his face, and stands before Alf, sticking his hand out. Alf looks at him for a second, before grinning and ACCEPTING THE HANDSHAKE! COLE Alfdogg is SHAKING HANDS WITH RICK HEYROSS! COACH Did you EVER think you'd see that, Cole? COLE I...I don't know what else to say. Pantera tosses Moss into the ring, and Strutter holds him back on his knees, as Alf lays in punches. The crowd has begun to throw debris into the ring. Alf stops briefly, and starts slapping Moss around and talking shit...until BROCK AUSSTIN makes his way out to the ring! COLE HERE COMES BROCK~!!! Brock slides in, and delivers a BIG clothesline to Felix Strutter! However, Pantera immediately pounces, nailing Brock with the chair! COACH Hey Cole, I just thought of something! You don't suppose earlier, when Brock was out in the locker room... COLE ...one can only assume that it was Alf who assaulted Brock in his locker room. COACH Because Team Heyross had just left that locker room, and Alf was going towards them... Alf reaches into his pants, and pulls out a lead pipe! COLE Look at that enormous pipe Alf just pulled from his pants! COACH Well, I'm sure THAT'S going to go over well with the censors! COLE NO, I mean the LEAD pipe, fuckface! COACH :( Pantera holds Brock back, as Alf walks towards him with the pipe, and brings it right across the top of his head! Brock is out like a light! COLE And that must have been the weapon of choice for Alf in the assault! Pantera applies the FULL NELSON~!!! to the unconscious Brock, as Alf slaps him around. Pantera tosses him to the mat. Strutter delivers the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!! to Benjamin, then all four men celebrate. COLE This is unbelievable! Alfdogg has deceived Team Heyross here tonight...hell, he's deceived his entire country! Alf, Team Canada, and Heyross join and raise hands by the ropes as [i]Magnum Opus[/i] plays. COLE Hopefully we get some sort of explanation on this next week, because this country damn sure deserves one! For the Coach, I'm Michael Cole, we'll see you next week! BURN IN HELL, ALF! The crowd continues to shower the men with debris, as we... [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
