alfdogg 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2006 [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits, and the crowd explodes into boos as Alfdogg makes his way out, with Rick Heyross and Team Canada in tow. COLE And we kick things off with three guys who have got a LOT of explaining to do! COACH Cole, did you ever think, after the reaction Alf got at AngleSlam, that just ten days later, he'd be getting a *negative* reaction just as thunderous? COLE Never. Alf climbs into the ring, and the others follow. Alf grabs a mic, and holds it to his mouth, before handing it to Rick Heyross. COACH Oh, Alf's teasin' us! RICK HEYROSS Who would have ever thunk it? Good Ol' EC Dub, Rick Heyross, and Alfdogg, SWORN RIVALS, now peacefully sharing a ring together? *crowd boos, as Heyross sticks his hand out once again, and Alf shakes it.* COLE Unbelievable. HEYROSS I know Brock Ausstin never saw it coming. He was just too confident for his own good! "Oh Rick, I don't need any help for this match with Otaku! Why don't you take it easy! I'll take care of things!" Well, you're gonna need help now, big man! Because you're looking at the strongest force in the wrestling world! The greatest tag team in the world, Team Canada! *crowd boos* HEYROSS And the greatest World champion of all time, Alfdogg! *crowd boos* HEYROSS And it's US who's going to take care of things from here! *crowd boos, as Heyross hands the mic over to Ken Pantera.* PANTERA I want to tell you people a little story. Eighteen years ago, a man was training with weights for a spot the Summer Olympics. This man was the greatest powerlifter in the world! Dedicated to his craft, and to his country, and nothing was going to stop him from getting that gold medal for them. But near the end of his training, he suffered a serious muscle tear, and was forced to drop out. *Pantera pauses* Eight years later, right here in Atlanta, Georgia, that man was able to train at full strength once again, and was ready to get the gold right here in his hometown, right in front of his home country! And you know what that man was told? They told that man that he was too old! He was past his prime! He'd never be as good as he once was! So they pushed him to the side, and they brought in some other, younger scrub, who turned in a FOURTEENTH place finish. *pause* Meanwhile, the star of this story vowed to show the US the error of their ways. In the process, he moved to Canada to resume his training, and was eventually granted dual citizenship along with a spot on the Canadian national team. Two years later in Finland, he was crowned the World weightlifting champion. Eight years after that...he teamed with Felix Strutter, and was crowned the champion of the Tag Team World Cup! *Pantera's voice gets an angry tone* PANTERA That's right, this is a true story, and the MAN in that story was ME...Ken Pantera! How many people DREAM of winning an Olympic gold medal right in front of their hometown? You people will never know what it's like to have that chance, and you'll never know what it's like to have it unfairly taken from you! Well, that's not my homeland now. They said "America...love it, or leave it." Well, guess what...I LEFT. *crowd boos loudly, as Pantera hands the mic over to Felix Strutter.* STRUTTER Well, I don't have any heart-wrenching pieces like that to tell, because thankfully...I was never an American. *crowd boos* STRUTTER But I gave you people a chance! And Kenny gave you people another chance! But we didn't have that same chance in return. All we heard, was "why do they have this spot and not Team Heyross"? Yeah, we got spots on your TV show. But once those matches were done, they were shoved to the side and forgotten as fast as possible, so you could say "Let's get those Team Heyross highlights!" "Let's see how Team Heyross did!" They always got the top billing. Well, we've provided you all with the BEST Team Heyross highlights over the last week! I mean, how many people can say they scored two pins against Team Heyross EVER, let alone two in the same week? We truly are the greatest tag team in the WORLD! *crowd boos, then Strutter hands the mic to Alf, who is immediately showered with boos.* COLE This ought to be VERY interesting. *Alf pauses to let the booing die down, then brings the mic to his mouth. However, the negativity doesn't die down so easily, as the crowd begins to chant.* ALFDOGG SUCKS! ALFDOGG SUCKS! ALFDOGG SUCKS! ALFDOGG SUCKS! COACH Listen to this, Cole! *Alf finally speaks.* ALF My, my, my. Thank you, Atlanta, for that rousing ovation. *crowd boos* ALF You know, I was walking around backstage at last week's show, and I see everybody in the back moping around. Yeah, everyone's all down in the dumps, because Drek Stone regained the title. Everyone sulking, as if this company hasn't been through worse times. And I suppose it's my fault, right? *crowd reacts to Alf's question.* ALF Yeah, I suppose I blew it for the company, I suppose that buyrate-killing S.O.B. Alf fucked up again, right? You know, it's amazing. For some reason, I've been doing all I can to win the admiration of all you people since I returned. I've put my ass on the line countless times, and it seemed to be working! But boy, slip up one time, and it's all out the window. On the other hand, I go to Canada, and they still like me. They can accept the fact that people make mistakes. And this country made the biggest mistake of all by turning its back on me. *crowd boos* ALF Where was your hero, Zack Malibu, when I was putting my ass on the line to save this company? Where was the supposed "face" of this company? He didn't take part in that practice, did he? No, because he was too busy pulling GUNS on the other wrestlers in the middle of the ring! You people can support that, but you boo the GREATEST TAG TEAM IN THE WORLD. *crowd boos* ALF And you instead you choose to cheer losers like Team Heyross, and Brock Ausstin. And speaking of losers, there was another team who let their country down earlier this week, and that would be the US Basketball team. *crowd boos* ALF At least pick a better country to lose to than GREECE, for fuck's sake. Basketball's supposed to be America's sport, and yet, the MVP for the last two years running...Steve Nash, A CANADIAN. *crowd boos* ALF Bottom line, none of us give a FUCK what the American people think anymore. We're rolling with the country that supports and admires us through the good AND bad... Alf is interrupted by [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD, as well as a monster pop for Brock Ausstin, who appears on the stage with a mic. BROCK So I'm a loser, huh? Tell me something, Alf...which of the four of us stands here right now with gold around their waist? *crowd cheers, as Alf has a frown on his face* BROCK I'm gonna make this one short and sweet. You want a war? How about World Without End? I'll even put the Heartland title on the line for you, Alf. *crowd cheers* ALF Oh, don't you worry, big man, there's gonna be a war. In fact, it's already started! And as far as World Without End goes...*shrugs* NO! We got no deal. *crowd boos* COLE What? Is Alf backing down from a challenge? [i]Cowboy[/i] by Kid Rock plays, and Bill Watts walks out to the stage. He starts to speak, but Alf interrupts. ALF Actually...you go ahead and make that match, Watts, but on one condition...I choose what stipluation this match goes by. WATTS No deal, Alf! The Heartland champion chooses the stipulations of his own matches, remember? Those were the rules you set when you first won this belt! ALF Yeah, well, rules are made to be broken! *Alf runs his hand through his hair* ...look, how about this: Brock, you get your boys, Team Heyross, and we'll all go at it right here tonight. *crowd cheers* ALF We'll work a best-of-three series. Whichever side wins, either you or me chooses the stipulation. Do we have a deal? Watts looks at Brock, who looks at Watts and nods in approval. WATTS Ok then. With the stipulation to be determined, at World Without End, it will be Alfdogg challenging Brock Ausstin for the OAOAST Heartland title! *crowd ROARS* WATTS And right here tonight on HeldDOWN~!, a best-of-three series will take place between the American side, and the Canadian side! The winning side will choose the terms of the match! Let's go hook 'em up! Watt's theme plays, leaving Alf and Brock staring each other down from across the arena. COLE HUGE announcements from Bill Watts! Alfdogg vs Brock Ausstin at World Without End! And action between the Americans and Canadians, right here tonight! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
