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Vince said he is going to open up his own movie studio and make movies. He said they will be making movies using various wrestlers as the stars.

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Guest dreamer420

not to sure what to think of that.  sounds rather interesting but at the same time I don't want to see a lot of wrestlers outside of the ring..

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Guest Risk

I knew this would happen.  Vince will say "to hell with wrestling" in a few years and just make movies.  Bet on it.  He doesn't really care about wrestling.

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Guest razazteca

hmmmm Hulk Hogan movies sucked, why make the same mistake again?

 

the only good movie that featured a wrestler as a main character wasThey Live.

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Guest Renegade
Vince said he is going to open up his own movie studio and make movies. He said they will be making movies using various wrestlers as the stars.

he'd just bang the divas and sell it as a porn movie, then call it a "buisness decision" or something.

 

Either that or he could make a teen movie with WWE stars.

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Guest dreamer420
Either that or he could make a teen movie with WWE starts.

but that would be fucking funny

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Guest Hogan Made Wrestling

A good business move by Vince. When core business is down, look for alternate revenue streams and diversify yourself so that you arn't caught if things don't turn around. And a venture like this is far less risky than the XFL, because it involves less overhead.

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I think it is a pretty good move too as long as they don't start spending huge money to make the movies and Vince said they weren't on Byte This. They'll easily make $20 million or more on a movie that has wrestlers in it, so if they spend $3-$5 million making a movie, they'll make huge profits.

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Guest What?!

The WWF Writers aren't going to be the ones to write the movies are they? Although I think it would be funny if they shilled all their products throughout the movie in a Foleyesque way.

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Guest El Satanico

I have heard this before awhile ago and i repeat my original feeling...argh.

 

Oh great just what we need...WWeee brand of so called entertianment in movie form. That has me soooo excited. Now if Vince would start remaking classic movies starring wrestlers it would be sooo much more exciting. Well ok...i mean it would make me shoot Vince.

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Guest Dangerous A

Here's something scary.

 

Remember in "Beyond the Mat" at the beggining when they interviewed Vince and there was one point where he was asked about his product and he said, as he was drinking his bottled water "We make movies".

 

Now look at the storylines since Vince bought his competition and he didn't have to resort to more realism like he did in the attitude era. Scary isn't it.

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Guest Youth N Asia

Can't you just see the Kurt Angle/Booker T buddy picture in the works...

 

He's an olympic gold medalist who just lost the only thing in life he has left to live for...he's the former gangbanger turned street cop who's offering to help...the only thing they have in common is they want justice served...by any means nessesary!

 

Kurt Angle as Kurt Angle! Booker T as Detective M-Dawg! And Featuring Crash Holly as Killer!

 

This Fall...

 

"Gimmie Back My Medals Suckaaaaaaa"

 

"It was a hell of a ride...a slobberknocker indeed"

-Raves Jim Ross

 

"It was the damn best damn movie I've seen in my damn life"

-Michael Cole

 

"I hated it...and another thing...*EDITED BY WWE INC*"

-Phil Mushnick

 

I know that sucked...but I'm sleepy...

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Can't you just see the Kurt Angle/Booker T buddy picture in the works...

 

He's an olympic gold medalist who just lost the only thing in life he has left to live for...he's the former gangbanger turned street cop who's offering to help...the only thing they have in common is they want justice served...by any means nessesary!

 

Kurt Angle as Kurt Angle! Booker T as Detective M-Dawg! And Featuring Crash Holly as Killer!

 

This Fall...

 

"Gimmie Back My Medals Suckaaaaaaa"

 

"It was a hell of a ride...a slobberknocker indeed"

-Raves Jim Ross

 

"It was the damn best damn movie I've seen in my damn life"

-Michael Cole

 

"I hated it...and another thing...*EDITED BY WWE INC*"

-Phil Mushnick

 

I know that sucked...but I'm sleepy...

 

Triple H: "Those 2 can't carry the movie to make good money"

 

Steph: "Yeah, Trips can replace Angle, and I can replace Booker!"

 

Vince: "That's my girl!"

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

None of the wrestlers can really act.

 

The backstage vignettes are usually piss poor.

 

If you can't write wrestling, how can you write movies?

 

The movies can't be comedies because Vince's sense of humor is different from that of any normal person.

 

I doubt anyone wants to see any WWF action movies.

 

Maybe they can make B movies for the sci-fi channel.

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Can't you just see the Kurt Angle/Booker T buddy picture in the works...

 

He's an olympic gold medalist who just lost the only thing in life he has left to live for...he's the former gangbanger turned street cop who's offering to help...the only thing they have in common is they want justice served...by any means nessesary!

 

Kurt Angle as Kurt Angle! Booker T as Detective M-Dawg! And Featuring Crash Holly as Killer!

 

This Fall...

 

"Gimmie Back My Medals Suckaaaaaaa"

 

"It was a hell of a ride...a slobberknocker indeed"

-Raves Jim Ross

 

"It was the damn best damn movie I've seen in my damn life"

-Michael Cole

 

"I hated it...and another thing...*EDITED BY WWE INC*"

-Phil Mushnick

 

I know that sucked...but I'm sleepy...

You have no idea what it feels like to have Sunny Delight shoot out of your nose.

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Oh joy, let the slew of craptacular "action hero" movies begin. *puke* Oh well, Vince doesn't even get any money from me for his "WRESTLING" product.. and there's 'no chance in hell' I'd ever pay to see a movie put out by a McMahon.

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Christ... I remember once Vince said he had gotten offers to make movies but at the time he said "we already make movies, every week..." now he changes his tune. I honestly don't think that Vince would really do much of the creative work on the movies, probably more as a financier and executive producer kind of role, and use his shows to shill the movies... then he could make some good change without exposing himself too much.

 

Actually, wouldn't it be cool if Steph went off and tried to become a movie star? then she couldn't be a writer anymore.

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I just came to a startling realization, if Vince does make "Xtreme Productions!," then Hogan and the Rock will have loifetime employment.

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Coming Soon to the sale bin in a Blockbuster near you...

 

Four friends make a vow to lose their virginity before they leave high school. We have Chuck, The beefy, strong guy, who just wants someone he can be sensitive with. Then theirs Big Kev, an ex basketball star now trying to find his niche, Billy, the new kid in school who lost his brother in an Rodeo accident, and Jim, the goofy kid who tries to impress everyone with big words and loud noises. Doesnt get laid much and has a drug problem. These four friend make their vow to get laid by graudation in...

 

Dude, Where's My Wrestling Pie?

 

Co-Staring Stephanie McMahon as The Whore

W/ Paul Levesgue as the Drug Dealer w/ a heart of gold and P. Albert as the big fat hairy friend of the group.

Directed By Vince McMahon

 

" I love This movie! especially being the director, I mean, do You know what i can do with that coach? HeHeHeHe...Pie Indeed...*Linda walks in* UH um With My Wife of course..hehehe...ha"

Vince M.

 

"Who cares about this movie? What about me? What abbout sco...er....Raven? Yeah...qoute the raven..never more!"

Raven

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Guest caboose

World Wretling Entertainment Presents

 

A Xtreme Productions Production

 

Starring

 

Paul 'Triple H' Levesque

Terry 'Hulk Hogan' Bollea

Steven 'Stone Cold' Williams

Mark 'The Undertaker' Calloway

 

Also Starring

 

Chris 'Jericho' Irvine

Kurt 'Kurt Angle' Angle

Chris 'The Crippler' Benoit

And The Rest Of The MidCard

 

Directed By Stephanie McMahon-Levesque

Produced By Vince McMahon

 

"THE GLASS CEILING" (Certificate: PG13)

 

The epic tale of four men battling an evil force of Vanilla Midgets determined to shatter the famed Glass Ceiling of Connetticut.

Watch as the four heroes sweat, bleed and bury others in their heroic bid to reinforce the great monument.

 

Everywhere NOW.

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"Hoss & Sooner"

 

This film is a by gawd movie filled with some great by gawd action seguences. The story is about two whipper by gawd snappers who played football for Oklahoma,by gawd. The film goes from their by gawd Football years to their years in the NF by gawd L. You see, these two men are hosses, by gawd hosses I say. Steve Williams and Andrew Martin are playing the by gawd roles. Martin is being Test!Test!Test! and Williams is being by gawd Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! These two by gawd men lead their by gawd NF by gawd L team to the superbowl, winning slobberknocker after snobberknocer. By gawd, will there be some slobbering and some knocking by gawd. Eventually our hosses reach the by gawd super bowl where they face the Undertakers, led by that hoss, that big bully, the red devil, that by gawd Red Booger, Mark Calloway.  In the by gawd end, our hosses win the super by gawd bowl. But instead of going to by gawd walt by gwad disney by gawd world, they decided to go home and eat some of J.R.'s By Gawd BBQ Sauce.

 

Stephanie McMahon & terri Runnels play the cheerleader whores.

That hoss Jazz is the team mascot.

An the funniest hoss there is , Albert will be the teams delightfully by gawd slobber knocking red booger eating concusion getting fool who you can't help but love. He's furry too, by gawd.

 

 

 

 

 

By Gawd!

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Guest buffybeast
None of the wrestlers can really act.

 

The backstage vignettes are usually piss poor.

 

If you can't write wrestling, how can you write movies?

 

The movies can't be comedies because Vince's sense of humor is different from that of any normal person.

 

I doubt anyone wants to see any WWF action movies.

 

Maybe they can make B movies for the sci-fi channel.

Agreed.

 

Plus, what Vince fails to realize is that Hollywood does not take wrestling seriously.  Supposedly movie executives have told Rocky to leave wrestling all together if he expects to be taken seriously.

 

Vince also needs to understand that even though the wrestling audience is big, it is not big enough to support his movies completely.

 

I think Vince should just stick to wrestling.  Or at least make it better than what it is now.

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Guest bcu1979
Triple H: "Those 2 can't carry the movie to make good money"

 

Steph: "Yeah, Trips can replace Angle, and I can replace Booker!"

 

Vince: "That's my girl!"

That's more along the lines of what this new venture will probably be used for. As soon as I read about Vince's new idea, the first thing to come to mind was that he was sick of listening to Stephanie and Triple H whine about how they should be movie stars and not Rock.

 

The Observer reported soon after Triple H came back that he was looking for more acting roles to expand beyond wrestling but Mad TV's about as far as he has gotten.

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Guest CoreyLazarus416

I can see Vince's movie company being a success like Troma is...cult-favorites, and getting more money through home distribution than theatrical releases.

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