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HD: Peter Knight promo

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We go to the famed interview stage where Tony Shiavone is standing by.

TONY
Thanks Michael.  My guest at this time is a former OAOAST World Heavyweight, X-Division and two time Tag Team champion.  He is also the man who lost the first ever Miami Mayhem match sanctioned by the OAOAST two weeks ago at AngleSlam 2006.  Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Peter Knight!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

[i]Metalingus[/i] booms over the PA as Knight walks out into the arena wearing jeans and his Knightmare t-shirt (with the phrase "You won't wake up" on the back), a surly look on his face.  He walks onto the interview stage and stands next to Tony, not even acknowledging the crowd's reaction.

TONY
Mr. Knight, we......

Suddenly, Knight puts a hand up to cut him off. 

KNIGHT
Why did you do that?

TONY
I don't know what you mean.

KNIGHT
You started off well, listing off all my accomplishments in this company -- though you did forget my two reigns as 24/7 champion -- but then you [i]had[/i] to ruin it by mentioning that I lost at AngleSlam in a match that was an absolute joke in the first place.  I went into that match thinking we were going to turn the sand red with our blood and I was going to show the world how washed up Longdogger Pete really was....but instead the match was the most embarassing match of my career!  That isn't because I lost, let me make that clear right now.....

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

KNIGHT (looking angrily at the crowd but continuing)
No, that ain't the reason.  I've been in some of the most brutal matches the OAOAST has ever seen.  I've been in a glass table match....I've been in I Quit matches....I was in a Stairway to Hell match that nearly ended my damn [i]career[/i]!  I've bled, I've suffered, I've paid my dues in this sport...and Longdogger Pete has the BALLS to think that just because he threw me into some water that he holds some sort of victory over me?  Hell f*BEEP*ing NO!

COLE
We apologize for that, folks.

COACH
No we don't.

TONY
But the rules of that match said.....

KNIGHT
I don't give a rat's ass about that.  Sure, if you read the results of AngleSlam you'll see that he is listed as the winner of a match against Peter Knight, but I know, he knows, and everyone here and in TV Land knows that he did NOT beat me.  He did NOT make me bleed....he did NOT make me hurt....he did NOT push me to the brink of my physical and mental abilities like Alfdogg did.  Yes folks, mark the date; I just said that Alfdogg beat me.  Longdogger, you are going to have to do a HELL of a lot more to make me say the same of you.  

TONY
It sounds like you want another match with him.

KNIGHT
Damn right I do.  In fact, I already paid a visit to Watts and have made a match for next week on HeldDOWN.   Next week, I will team up with the Sooner Bruisers to take on Longdogger Pete and Black T in a six-man tag team match!

"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

COACH
That's a huge match, Cole!

KNIGHT
Unfortunately, he wouldn't let me get my hands on you one-on-one, but I'll take what I can get because you and me getting it on again is coming soon and this time, we will really see who the better man is....

Knight looks straight into the camera, an intense look in his eyes.

KNIGHT
Me.

[i]Metalingus[/i] plays once again as Knight walks off the stage.

TONY
A big match is signed for next week, right here on HeldDOWN!  Don't go away, folks.

[b]Commercial break[/b]

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