Paris Hilton

[Guest NYankees]

She was arrested this morning for dwi and had .08 percent alcohol in her blood.

[Mole 0]

HA, awesome.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

Honestly has there very been anyone else who has been this famous for doing absolutely nothing? She doesn't even put her name to any causes or anything. She just shows up at movie premieres and whatnot, flashing empty vapid looks to flashing bulbs and tries to look as sexy as anyone with the body of a 12 year old boy can. NOT hot.

[JST 0]

Mugshot. Now.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Honestly has there very been anyone else who has been this famous for doing absolutely nothing?

Nicole Ritchie.

[C Dubya 04 0]

Eh, .08 is nothing. That's like two good morning Bloody Marys.

 

 

And Paris is awesome, stop hating.

[2GOLD 0]

Honestly has there very been anyone else who has been this famous for doing absolutely nothing?

Nicole Ritchie.

 

Least her Dad is famous. I couldn't pick Hilton's parents out of a crowd even if you gave me their picture.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Honestly has there very been anyone else who has been this famous for doing absolutely nothing? She doesn't even put her name to any causes or anything. She just shows up at movie premieres and whatnot, flashing empty vapid looks to flashing bulbs and tries to look as sexy as anyone with the body of a 12 year old boy can. NOT hot.

I completely agree. I honestly don't see how anyone could find her sexy. Unless you're into guro or something. Other than that... ew.

[Special K 0]

Unless you're into guro or something.

 

?Que?

[Guest Felonies!]

It's probably best not to ask. Let's just move along.

 

So iggy should be in here to be like "who cares if she got a DUI, her album is amazing! I simply LOVE the part where she goes 'all you silly little boys' because it sounds like she really means it!"

[Gary Floyd 0]

Unless you're into guro or something.

 

?Que?

Guro is Japanese Erotique Grotesque. In other words: Anything with piss, shit, disembolement, dismemberment, rape, tentacles, or well, anything that sickos get off on.

 

How do I know this? A creepy anime fan told me. I never spoke to him again after he told me that.

[Special K 0]

I'd think anyone into Hilton is more into mannequin fucking.

[Vampiro69 0]

Paris getting a DUI? Now thats hot.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Unless you're into guro or something.

 

?Que?

Guro is Japanese Erotique Grotesque. In other words: Anything with piss, shit, disembolement, dismemberment, rape, tentacles, or well, anything that sickos get off on.

 

How do I know this? A creepy anime fan told me. I never spoke to him again after he told me that.

 

Now, that's just being overgeneralizing. I for one don't 'get off' on it, or even find it arousing at all. It's more or less interesting art to look at on a boring day. Well, some of it anyway -- I really can't stand the more gory-gutsy kind. I still don't get the love for amputees, either.

 

Not all guro is the same, just like not all porn is the same. Me, I'm more of a pretty-boys-and-blood kinda person. Everything else is just 'Eh. How boring.'

 

And you thought yaoi was the worst. Ha.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Is she famous just because of the sex tape? I haven't followed her well enough to know. Because she was really REALLY bad in it.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Is she famous just because of the sex tape? I haven't followed her well enough to know. Because she was really REALLY bad in it.

 

I can honestly say that was the first I ever heard of her ever.

 

A CD store near my house has a billboard out front that says "Yes, we have the new Paris Hilton CD. We're sorry".

[Vampiro69 0]

Yeah she was horrible in the video. I expected her to be alot better in it. Of course maybe the guy wasn't getting the job done.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

First I ever heard of her was Zoolander, as I'm sure was the case for a few others.

[Guest Felonies!]

Paris getting a DUI? Now thats hot.

Hey, it only took 13 posts. How about that.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

I wrote a ten page paper about Paris Hilton in which I quoted Jacques Derrida and Roland Barthes for a media studies class last semester. 4-pointed that shit like it weren't no thang.

[CBright7831 0]

Is she famous just because of the sex tape? I haven't followed her well enough to know. Because she was really REALLY bad in it.

 

I can honestly say that was the first I ever heard of her ever.

 

A CD store near my house has a billboard out front that says "Yes, we have the new Paris Hilton CD. We're sorry".

You need to get a picture of that.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Awesome news, of course she's probably going to get a slap on the wrist like Mel Gibson, but it'd be great if the judge was harsh on the bitch.

[Guest Felonies!]

I hope he rapes her!

[Dr. Zaius 0]

I think the entertainment press/tabliods just decided to latch onto her a few years ago because of her exspensive partying. Basically it was a case of "famous by association" until she got that stupid realty show.

[Black Lushus 0]

So iggy should be in here to be like "who cares if she got a DUI, her album is amazing! I simply LOVE the part where she goes 'all you silly little boys' because it sounds like she really means it!"

 

"Alright! She hit the over/under on the blood alcohol level! I just made me $10,000 dollars...gambling for a living RULES!"

[nl5xsk1 0]

Honestly has there very been anyone else who has been this famous for doing absolutely nothing?

Nicole Ritchie.

 

Least her Dad is famous. I couldn't pick Hilton's parents out of a crowd even if you gave me their picture.

Being famous for having a famous father shouldn't be considered doing something. It's still doing "absolutely nothing".

 

Yes, Paris Hilton became famous for no reason ... she became famous pretty much because she was a teenage heiress. But she was covered in those crap magazines like Maxim & FHM, and then had the sex tape, and then had 4 seasons of The Simple Life, and then started a clothing/purse company that got huge in Japan, and then released an album. To say that she's not doing anything now to remain famous is inaccurate.

 

Guro is Japanese Erotique Grotesque. In other words: Anything with piss, shit, disembolement, dismemberment, rape, tentacles, or well, anything that sickos get off on.

Take tentacles out of the equation, and that's my kind of movie.

[Guest Princess Leena]

She was really a model before that? Meh. Well, I guess she does have the body type for that.

[muzz 0]

I'm still wondering how this is considered news, not only because she's famous for no real reason, but because she does a lot of moronic things anyway. I'm still horrified it made the nightly news here in Australia.

[Black Lushus 0]

Americans focus on retarded things.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

I could give a shit less about Paris Hilton, but she has made more money through her own ventures than she would have inherited from her father. I'd say that's hardly doing nothing to be famous. Sure she got ahead in life because of who she was, but you can't fault her for not making the most of it.