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[Guest Fook]

Has this been posted yet, from Ultimate Warrior's latest update on his site:

 

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/01.26.2006.htm

 

You know, another thing to consider for all of you who are vicious critics of mine. As bad as you'd like for me to kick it, think about the fact that when I do die my legendary status will become even greater. No disrespect to the Honkytonk Man, but if I was to die anytime too soon, Ultimate Warrior would be the Elvis of Sports Entertainment. It'd be GOD-like. Museums and everything. You know it and so do I. It's got to be a real dilemma for you guys who incessantly revile me and want to see me pancake out. Either say your prayers and pray that I live a long life and hope that the mystique and grandeur of myself wears off in the next 40-50 years -- or stick your little needles into your secretly coveted Ultimate Warrior wrestling buddies voodoo-ing hexes on me to kick the bucket. Well, you're all big boys, so I'll just leave it up to you what to do....

 

Newsflash to Warrior: Most people I know think you already died 15 years ago and was replaced by a lookalike. None of them mourned.

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

My 2nd match was with Matt Morgan. We had a pretty good match especially considering the fact Matt has only been working for 2 years. Is it just me or do they just bring up guys who aren't ready yet and give them about 1 week to get over and if you don't, back to OVW. Matt with a little more experience will be very good but hey they did give him a great gimmick, let's take this physically impresssive athlete and make him...stutter..now that's money. not!

 

Nothing wrong with Test, but he really needs to be trained in the use of paragraphs.

 

 

Wasn't Test brought in in 99 with very little experience and a decent look?

[Black Lushus 0]

I thought he debuted in the latter half of 98? He was well involved in the whole Corporation bit by WM 15.

[Silence 0]

I thought he debuted in the latter half of 98? He was well involved in the whole Corporation bit by WM 15.

 

That's right. He played a Motley Crue bodyguard character on Raw before interfering in the HHH/Rock match and gave HHH the Pumphandle Slam, I think.

[claydude14 0]

Next week, only on wwe.com

[Promoter 0]

LOL!!!

 

Damn, that explains a lot of the crazy storylines and trademarking ideas running through that company. They all have a superiority complex Seriously, from hbk to Hogan to even Angle thinking he's superman with that neck of his. They must got some good stuff at the headquarters that government officials and doctors don't know about yet.

[Si82 0]

 

Aarhh! It be Captain Burchill!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Oddly enough, all he said was "hello" in a right-proper English accent.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Isn't Burchill the guy who can do a Standing Shooting Star Rock Bottom?

[hyperchord24 0]

Isn't Burchill the guy who can do a Standing Shooting Star Rock Bottom?

Yes, it's called the c4

[billdynamite 0]

I can't even believe it's the same guy. I thought he was phenomenal when I saw him live. He looked about 7 foot tall too, but obviously he's not that big, and WWE guys are massive!

[Silence 0]

 

Aarhh! It be Captain Burchill!

 

Burchill's turned into Johnny Depp from "Pirates of the Caribbean"?

[Rob Anybody 0]

 

Aarhh! It be Captain Burchill!

 

Burchill's turned into Johnny Depp from "Pirates of the Caribbean"?

 

That was my first impression as well. I'd quote the line "It's CAPTAIN Paul Burchill", but the poster already used Captain.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

 

Aarhh! It be Captain Burchill!

 

Burchill's turned into Johnny Depp from "Pirates of the Caribbean"?

 

That was my first impression as well.

 

He's the Rated Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Superstar

[Vampiro69 0]

 

Aarhh! It be Captain Burchill!

 

Burchill's turned into Johnny Depp from "Pirates of the Caribbean"?

 

That was my first impression as well.

 

He's the Rated Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Superstar

 

[2GOLD 0]

 

Aarhh! It be Captain Burchill!

 

Got a little Burchill in ya?

Watch Smackdown, Friday Nights at 8.

[haws bah gawd 0]

I'll give credit where it's due in regards to the Smackdown writing crew. If they can entertain the hell out of me with the Boogeyman, they should be able to do wonders with Pirate Burchill.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

When did Cena stop rapping? I remember he used to do it all the time back in the day.

[Hawk 34 0]

When did Cena stop rapping? I remember he used to do it all the time back in the day.

 

When he started getting over by doing it.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

Are they going to even bother to stop airing Taker/Batista No Way Out promos in the last week before the show?

[Wrestlefreak 0]

Does anyone else think Melina is trying to copy Daphny from WCW with all the screaming she's been doing lately?!

[DangerousDamon 0]

http://www.youtube.com/w/Matt-Hardy-on-Pow...power%20rangers

[Blade2kxx 0]

 

Aarhh! It be Captain Burchill!

 

Now that we have a pirate in WWE, all we need is to get a ninja in there and we'll finally solve the Pirates vs. Ninjas debate.

 

Though, if they're going against BURCHHHILLLL, it won't matter.

[razazteca 0]

Raven must be angry that WWE stole his Adam Ant look...

[Placebo Effect 0]

http://www.youtube.com/w/Matt-Hardy-on-Pow...power%20rangers

 

Damn it. I actually thought Matt Hardy had a bit part of the show that went undiscovered until nowl.

 

Edge and Lita as Bulk and Skull was funny though.

[Guest Dam(o)nYankees]

I miss Mama already

[Creepy Crawl 0]

At first glance I thought that was Johnny Depp myself .

[Papacita 0]

Just out of curiosity, has anyone here actually watched a PPV live, then *PAID* to watch the replay?

 

I ask because I was thinking about how WWF/E used to advertise their PPV replays (and possibly still do...I haven't cared enough to pay attention): Order it if you missed it, or if you'd like to "re-live the magic." I always thought it took some fucking nerve to suggest that someone pay for the same show twice.

[Hawk 34 0]

Just out of curiosity, has anyone here actually watched a PPV live, then *PAID* to watch the replay?

 

I ask because I was thinking about how WWF/E used to advertise their PPV replays (and possibly still do...I haven't cared enough to pay attention): Order it if you missed it, or if you'd like to "re-live the magic." I always thought it took some fucking nerve to suggest that someone pay for the same show twice.

 

I think with the age of TIVO and DVR (and even back in the days of the VCR) it's pointless to order the replay if you saw it live.

 

Have I ordered a replay but not live? Yes, on a couple occasions where I couldn't get the live viewing, I would skip Raw or Nitro the next night and order the replay.

 

Have I ever skipped a PPV, saw raw and thought "I should order the replay"? Never.

[Fuzzy Dunlop 0]

Well, I have tix to Wrestlemania, but I might still order the ppv and tape it, just to see how it comes across on TV and to look for me or my signs on TV.