Bon Bons

[Man Who Sold The World]

Something I never quite figured out growing up was when women got on their rag they always told the man of the house to go pick up some "Bon Bons". I don't really have a clue what the fuck a bon bon taste like, I do know it's ice cream and it comes in circular ball form but I haven't the foggiest why it's women food and why they always seem to want it why they're on their "hater". They seem ok, like I would maybe want to try them if they weren't for women who are on their period. At least growing up that's how I percieved it. I mean, I asked my dad once: "Dad, can I try a bon bon?" and his response "What are you leaking? That time of the month? You on the rag? The fuck out of here hippie.". Is it because it's shaped like a ball and they feel the need to simulate CRUSHING our lively hood instead of spewing out hateful remarks with a pleasant smurk just to get under our skin for their personal pleasure? Or maybe the ice cream cools off their attitudes? Explain.

[Guest Vitamin X]

You watch too much Married with Children.

[Guest Felonies!]

I haven't seen Bon Bons at the grocery store in like 10 years. From my experience, friends on the rag just stole my chocolate chip cookies at lunch.

[Darthtiki]

I think Dryers/Edys make something called Dibs which are the same thing, but I know that when my friend is on the rag it's chocolate and I'm talking the 75% dark in large quantities.

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

Dibs are some good shit.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I prefer putting buncha crunches in the freezer for a while then eating them all cold. Much better.

 

and down it with some soda.