alfdogg 0 Report post Posted September 13, 2006 DJ Clue's Super Mario Mix hits and The Burrough Boys make their way to the ring. They jaw with fans on their way down to the aisle. COLE And these three men made their prescense felt in a big way with Jumbo last week, but this is their first official action in the OAOAST! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following six-man tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Making their way down the aisle, at a combined weight of 655 pounds...from Brooklyn, Manhattan, and Staten Island, respectively, here are MARIANO, LUTHER, and WALDO...THAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURROOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] The Burrough Boys step into the ring and pose on the buckles, to boos. BUFFER [i]Their opponents, at a combined weight of 733 pounds...first, from Kansas City, Missouri...TED SMITH![/i] *golf clap* [i]From Tuscon, Arizona...STEVE JOHNSON![/i] *golf clap* [i]And from Anchorage, Alaska...FRANK HARRISON![/i] *golf clap* *DING DING DING* COLE And it'll be Frank Harrison starting things off with Waldo! COACH Do these guys have last names, or is it just Waldo? COLE I don't know. They tie up, and Waldo goes to the eyes. Waldo delivers a scoop slam, then hops over and delivers a standing moonsault! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE These guys are real quick, I'll tell you! Frank tags in Steve, who charges, but receives a blow to the midsection, followed by a big dropkick! He then tags in Luther, who executes a vertical suplex, then gets up and delivers a STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS, drawing oohs and ahhs from the crowd! COACH WHOA! Luther poses for the crowd, drawing boos, and Ted tags in. Luther ties up with Ted, and takes him down with a drop toe hold, then grabs a side headlock. He tags in Mariano, who climbs in and delivers a blow to the midsection, then hammers on the back. Mariano picks Ted up, turns around once, and slams him to the mat with a BLUE THUNDER BOMB~! COLE And Ted in some trouble after that move! Mariano tags in Waldo, who executes a STANDING SOMERSAULT LEGDROP, which gets another reaction from the crowd, before picking up Ted and delivering a SITOUT FRONY SUPLEX~! He then tags Luther, who goes to the top rope...and hits the DOUBLE 450 SPLASH~!!! COACH AWESOME! COLE That's it! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here are your winners...THAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURROOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] As the winners celebrate, [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] plays and Jumbo appears in the entryway with a mic. JUMBO You know, last week, I was about to bust my slump. And I don't mean in the Mark Grace sense...it's no secret that I haven't had a big win in quite some time. I had Reject right where I wanted him last week, and you guys came down and screwed it up. Well, I'm here for revenge tonight! *crowd cheers* COACH Ha. Good luck! JUMBO I want the three of you guys, at World Without End, in a six-man tag match. I've got in mind who I want as my partners, now, are you guys willing to take the challenge? Mariano grabs a mic from ringside. MARIANO Listen up, Pizza the Hutt! Who could you possibly have runnin' with you that could beat the three of us? WALDO Yeah, not only that, who would want to team up with you, anyway? Go back to hosting Candid Camera, fatty! Jumbo starts walking towards the ring. LUTHER Wow, you're a lot faster than you look! Are you gonna take us all on by yourself now? JUMBO Of course not, after what you did to those three guys? I *was* going to wait until next week to introduce my partners, but I changed my mind. Reggie, Denzel, come on down! You're the next contestants on Whip a Burrough Boy's ass! Suddenly, Reggie Lamont and Denzel Spencer run to the ring, and a pier six brawl takes place! COACH Hey! I know those guys! COLE That's Denzel Spencer and Reggie Lamont, Team Jamaica, from the Tag Team World Cup! Denzel clotheslines Luther to the floor on one side, and Mariano is sent to the floor by Reggie on the opposite side, as Jumbo floors Waldo with a big boot! He then goes in for the XL SPLASH~!!!, but Mariano reaches in and pulls Waldo out! The Burrough Boys walk backwards up the aisle, shouting insults at the three men inside. COLE So it's a date for World Without End! It'll be The Burrough Boys accepting the challenge from Jumbo and his newfound friends, Team Jamaica! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
