alfdogg 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 after Reject's match, but before Heat's. [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits and Alfdogg is booed loudly as he makes his way to the ring. COACH And look who's turn it is now! COLE Alf trying to beat Reject's time, let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is the second Beat-the-Clock match of the evening, scheduled for one fall, with a 15-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former TWO-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf slides into the ring and poses on the buckles. COACH Let's see who Alf's opponent is! Alf stands with his hands on his hips. [i]Spirit in the Sky[/i] by Norman Greenbaum hits, and Faqu comes through the curtains to a big pop. COLE And it's the HI-YAH World champion, Faqu! Alf's gonna have a hard time surpassing Reject here! BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Samoa, weighing in at 317 pounds...he is the REIGNING HI-YAH champion of the WORLD...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!![/i] Faqu slides into the ring, and stares at Alf while down on all fours. BUFFER [i]The time to beat is 12 minutes, 11 seconds, set by Reject.[/i] COLE And there you hear it, Alf's got to defeat Faqu in some form in under 12:11, and he'll be the lead man! Alf looks a little tense staring at Faqu, as the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Alf and Faqu circle the ring, then tie up. Faqu throws Alf back into the corner! COLE And Faqu overpowering Alf right out of the gate! Alf is on one knee in the corner, staring down Faqu, then gets up and circles the ring once again. Alf goes in, and grabs Faqu in a side headlock. Faqu backs Alf into the ropes, then whips him across, and shoulderchecks him to the mat on his way back! Alf lays for a second, then quickly slides to the outside as Faqu tries to pick him up. COLE And Alf has to regroup early here! He better find an answer quick, he's got a time to beat! Alf climbs back in, and circles once again. Alf moves in, and takes Faqu to the mat with a drop toe hold, then quickly pops up and drops an elbow to the back of the head. COACH And this is what Alf needs to do, use his speed! Alf grabs Faqu in a side headlock, then slowly gets to his feet. Alf turns and hooks Faqu, delivering a vertical suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Faqu and drags him into a corner, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! A third CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Alf then grabs Faqu by the hair and rams him into the buckle, only to have Faqu rise back up and stare him in the eyes! COLE Big mistake, Alf! Faqu returns fire, delivering a BIG headbutt of his own, sending Alf down to the mat! Alf rolls into a corner, and Faqu follows, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! A third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Faqu then begins to BITE Alf on the forehead! COACH Come on, ref! Alf yells as the referee counts Faqu, who releases at four. Faqu whips Alf across the ring, and follows with a big corner clothesline! Faqu then grabs Alf by the hair, runs out of the corner, and slams him into the mat! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Alf in trouble early, remember, if Alf submits or is pinned, Faqu gets his spot in the Chamber! COACH WAY too early to be speculating that, Cole. Faqu picks up Alf, and delivers a BIG bodyslam! He then chokes Alf on the mat, with the referee again counting to four before he breaks. Faqu backs Alf into a corner and kicks at him some. He then whips Alf across the ring, and charges again, but this time, Alf gets a foot up! Faqu staggers back, but comes once again, and Alf floors him with a Hart Attack clothesline! Alf follows with a snap legdrop, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout with AUTHORITY~! COLE And a BIG kickout from Faqu! Alf crawls over and starts choking Faqu, drawing a four-count before breaking. Faqu rolls to the outside, and Alf follows, putting his arms around his waist and ramming him back into the ring apron! Faqu sinks to the floor, and Alf lays in a few stomps before climbing back into the ring. Alf waits on Faqu to get up, then leaps over with a PLANCHA~! COACH Wow, Alf nailed that one! Alf gets up and poses to the crowd, drawing boos, before rolling Faqu back into the ring. Alf slides in and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Alf going for covers quickly and often, which is the key in this match! Alf whips Faqu hard into a corner, and as Faqu comes out, Alf executes a HURRICANRANA! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Faqu, measures him...then hooks him, and delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY! COACH Alf's setting it up here! COLE And if he sustains this momentum, he'll be the last man to enter the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell at World Without End! Alf then delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf stands up, and drops a standing headbutt on Faqu...which has no effect! Faqu slowly starts to come to, as Alf gathers his senses. Alf delivers a right hand to Faqu...who returns fire! A second right, same result! A third, same result! Faqu then begins firing off rights, until Alf goes to the eyes. Alf climbs to the top rope, then jumps off, but Faqu catches him with a sitout powerbomb! 1... 2... NO! Alf gets his shoulder up! Faqu then delivers a similar standing headbutt to Alf's! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf slides into a corner, and Faqu follows, delivering a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! A third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!! Faqu then delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Faqu going for the kill now! Faqu gets ready for the BUTT DROP~!, but Alf slides out of the way, and back to another corner. Faqu stalks, as Alf back off, but Alf then grabs Faqu by the tights and pulls him shoulder-first into the post! Alf waits for Faqu to come out, then lifts him and delivers the WHIPLASH~!!! Alf then goes to the top rope. COACH Here it comes, and he's not even close to Reject's time! Alf jumps off, but Faqu moves out of the way, and Alf rolls on the mat. Faqu catches him with a THRUST KICK, right to the jaw! COLE WOW, Faqu got all of that one! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Alf gets a shoulder up! Alf scoots to the apron, and Faqu hammers him on the chest. Alf reaches up and grabs the back of Faqu's head, dropping down on the ropes! Alf then signals goodbye to the ring, making his way to the back! COLE What is this? Is Alf walking out on this match? The referee counts, as Alf continues to move up the aisle. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! The referee calls for the bell! *DING DING DING* Faqu has an upset look on his face, as the referee confers with Michael Buffer. COACH That's OK, Alf's still got his spot in the match! COLE Let's get the official decision. BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed by the referee, that if Alfdogg does not return to the ring at the count of ten, not only will he lose this match, but he will also lose his spot in the match, at World Without End![/i] The crowd goes CRAZY, as an indignant Alf makes his way back to the ring. He stands on the apron and yells at Buffer, as Faqu brings him back in the hard way! Faqu delivers a BIG headbutt, sending Alf all the way to the other side of the ring! Alf leans over the apron and tries to loot a weapon, as Faqu tries to pull him back in. He comes up with a steel chair, which he hides, then uses to jam into the gut of Faqu! Alf then gets up, and SMACKS Faqu in the head with the chair! *DING DING DING* (8:11) COLE Alf obviously disqualified for that chairshot... COACH But look at Faqu, he's still up! The shot has only staggered Faqu, who continues to stay on his feet. Alf gets a wide-eyed look on his face, then gives him another shot, which AGAIN doesn't knock him down! At this point, Alf tosses the chair to the mat and leaves the ring in a speed-walk, which turns into a run as Faqu climbs out and gives chase! COLE Well, Alf won't have a time to use for this competition, but he still has his spot in the match! A great showing by Faqu, as well! Reject still possesses the time to beat at 12 minutes, 11 seconds, with one match to go tonight and three next week! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
