alfdogg 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2006 DJ Clue's Super Mario Mix hits and the Burrough Boys make their way out to the ring, to boos. COLE And it's time for some six-man tag action! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is a six-man tag team match, scheduled for one fall! Making their way down the aisle, at a combined weight of 655 pounds...from Brooklyn, Manhattan, and Staten Island, respectively, here are MARIANO, LUTHER, and WALDO...THAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURROOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE Well Coach, it was about four weeks ago that these three men made their way from the stands to assist Reject in an attack on Jumbo. Jumbo would later challenge them to a six-man tag match, and found his partners in the Jamaican Team of Denzel Spencer and Reggie Lamont! And that brings us to tonight! COACH I expect a win for the Burrough Boys here tonight, those other three men, Jumbo, and the Jamaicans, have never even teamed together! The Burrough Boys draw more boos as they pose on the buckles, then [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits and Jumbo makes his way through the curtains, followed by Team Jamaica. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a total combined weight of 919 pounds...introducing first, hailing from Montego Bay, Jamaica...the team of REGGIE LAMONT and DENZEL SPENCER...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAMMMM JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMAICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] Team Jamaica poses on the buckles, getting a nice pop, as Jumbo gives out high-fives on the outside, then climbs into the ring. Everyone gets in their corners, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Everyone steps out, leaving Denzel in the ring with Luther. COLE And it'll be Denzel Spencer starting out with Luther! Denzel and Luther circle the ring, and tie up. Both men jockey for position, but no progress is made, so they break it and circle the ring again. They tie up, and Luther delivers a knee to the midsection. Luther follows up with a gutwrench backbreaker! A HIGH dropkick, and Luther celebrates to the crowd, which boos him in response. COLE And Luther looking sharp thus far against Denzel Spencer! Luther hops up to the second rope and waits on Denzel to get up. Luther dives, but Denzel catches him in an armdrag! COACH That one backfired, though! Denzel gets to his feet and brings Luther up, wringing the arm, then grabbing it, lifting Luther up in the air and slamming him to the mat! COLE And a great leverage move by Denzel! COACH And that one could injure an arm in a moment's notice if Luther doesn't go with the flow! Denzel gets down and bars the arm. Luther gets to all fours, then puts his head on the mat and flips up to his feet! COLE There's that agility from Luther, all these guys tremendous athletes! Luther wrings the arm of Denzel, then grabs him by the hair and drags him into a corner, hammering away with stiff punches and kicks to the midsection. COACH And not too bad with the fisticuffs, either! Luther whips Denzel across the ring, but Denzel avoids the charge, then rolls up Luther... 1... 2... Kickout! Luther charges Denzel, but gets caught in another armdrag! Denzel then delivers a bodyslam to Luther, who quickly tags out to Waldo. COLE And the first tag of the match, and Waldo in for the Burrough Boys! Waldo charges, but gets caught in an armdrag, as well! Denzel tags in Reggie, who takes over on the arm, and hammers away on the shoulder area. COLE And a tag on the other side! Reggie wrings the arm once again, but Waldo goes to the eyes. Waldo tries to ram Reggie's head into the corner, but Reggie blocks, then rams Waldo's head as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Reggie pulls Waldo out, and whips him into the ropes, then backs in and hits him with a high knee! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reggie backs into the ropes, and goes to drop an elbow, but Waldo rolls out of the way. Waldo tags in Mariano, as Reggie makes the tag to Jumbo! Mariano stops in his tracks. COACH Uh-oh! COLE And the big guy's in there now! Jumbo smiles, then struts along the ropes, drawing big applause. He then approaches Mariano, who backs into the ropes for a shoulderblock, but it's Mariano who hits the mat! COLE Well...not too smart on the part of Mariano! He tries it again, same result. He then rolls over and grabs a leg of Jumbo, while trying to get to his feet. Jumbo hammers away on the back, then scoops him up, holding him in one arm for all sides to see. COLE Like lifting a feather for Jumbo! Jumbo slams Mariano HARD to the mat! He then drops an elbow, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Jumbo gets up and tags Denzel once again, who jumps to the top rope, and comes off with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Denzel hammers away on Mariano, then backs into the ropes...and catches a knee from Luther! COLE And a cheap shot from the outside by Luther! Denzel staggers out, and gets floored with a spinning wheel kick by Mariano! Luther turns around on the apron and holds his arms out, as the crowd boos. COACH Great teamwork! Brilliant! Mariano then tags in Luther, who goes to the top rope as Mariano holds Denzel in a front facelock, and comes off with a big chop to the back. Luther then goes for a slam, but Denzel slips behind the back, and goes for a reverse sunset flip! Mariano jumps back in and tries a clothesline, but Denzel ducks! As the referee ushers Mariano out, Waldo jumps in, and Luther pushes Denzel off into a SUPERKICK~! from Waldo! COLE WOW, what a kick from Waldo, and the referee's losing control of this one! Luther delivers a snap suplex to Denzel, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Luther tags Waldo, then holds Denzel on his knee, as Waldo comes in with a guillotine legdrop! COLE Some more nice teamwork by the Burrough Boys! Waldo picks up Denzel in a fireman's carry, then grabs him by the tights and pulls him over as he falls backwards, pulling Denzel right onto his knees! COACH WOW! COLE Can you imagine the wind coming out of Denzel right there? Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Mariano tags back in, and lifts Denzel in an over-the-shoulder powerbomb, then underhooks the arms and drops down to his ass! COLE And now impact to the back of Denzel! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But he's hanging in there! Just like the Tag Team World Cup, they never quit, even when faced with seemingly hopeless challenges! Waldo tags back in, and hammers away on Denzel. Denzel begins to fire back! COLE And now mounting a comeback! The two trade blows briefly, but Waldo goes to the eyes, hits a foot to the gut, and delivers a DDT! He then tags in Mariano, who delivers a snap legdrop, then goes to the top rope. COACH It's over now, though! Mariano gets his balance on the top rope, then leaps off for a SOMERSAULT LEGDROP~!!! ...but Denzel rolls out of the way! COLE Nobody home, and Denzel needs to make the tag! Denzel scoots over, and makes a tag to Reggie! COLE And there it is! Reggie hammers away on Mariano, then hits a foot to the gut, backs into the ropes, and delivers a SCISSOR KICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Reggie catches Waldo coming in for the save, and hops up, tripping Waldo up, and executing the GIANT SWING~! COLE A Giant Swing from Reggie Lamont! Reggie does four revolutions, then drops Waldo to the mat. Mariano is getting up in a corner, and Reggie waves for Denzel to come in. Reggie charges, and nails Mariano with an avalanche! Denzel follows with a handspring elbow! Jumbo then climbs into the ring, and delivers an avalanche of his own! COLE Even Jumbo getting involved in the PAPPY-SHOW~! Jumbo pushes Mariano out into a bicycle kick! Reggie covers, but the referee is putting Jumbo out! This allows Luther to jump in and attack Reggie. Luther attempts an Irish whip, but Reggie blocks, then delivers a URINAGE~! Jumbo then comes back in, and delivers the XL SPLASH~!!! COLE There's the XL SPLASH! COACH But he's not legal! Mariano and Waldo hammer on Jumbo, as the referee tries to separate them all. COLE And this one's completely out of control! Reggie goes to help out Jumbo, then suddenly, a man in a purple shirt pulls Luther out of the ring, and slides in in his place! COLE Who the hell is that??? Reggie comes over to him, oblivious, and picks him up. As he does, the man delivers a LOW BLOW~!, then hooks him reverse, and ROLLS THE DICE~! The man then covers... COLE Wait a minute, he's not even in the match! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH The referee couldn't tell the difference! COLE A fourth man has helped the Burrough Boys pick up the win! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...THAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURROOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Jumbo and Denzel check on Reggie, as the mystery man celebrates with the Burrough Boys on the outside, as Waldo helps Luther to his feet, and Mariano points and laughs. COLE And I'm not so sure we've heard the last of this one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2006 bump. Stupid NYU. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites