Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 Season 3 starts tonight. As the third season opens, six months have passed and Mike is still in a coma after being run over by Orson, who proposes to Bree. Meanwhile, Susan, who has been lovingly caring for Mike, meets Ian, who has been lovingly caring for his comatose wife. The pregnant Xiao-Mei is very demanding of Gaby, who's divorcing Carlos. And Lynette tries to embrace stepmotherhood, but Nora isn't making it easy.
SuperJerk Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 If you're watching this show for any other reason than to see Eva Longoria or Teri Hatcher in their underwear, you need to turn in your Y chromosome. In other words, this thread needs pictures.
SuperJerk Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 So what do you like better: the stories about evil gay sons plotting revenge on their mothers, spoiled wives adopting children for appearances, or mom's career causing marriage problems? And don't get me started on the bland, idiotic narration constantly pointing out the obvious. I'm not trying to be mean, but everyone pretty much just needs to admit this show's strength has nothing to do with the plot.
BUTT Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 So what do you like better: the stories about evil gay sons plotting revenge on their mothers, spoiled wives adopting children for appearances, or mom's career causing marriage problems? And don't get me started on the bland, idiotic narration constantly pointing out the obvious. I'm not trying to be mean, but everyone pretty much just needs to admit this show's strength has nothing to do with the plot. I'd say this is my favorite out of the three you listed. The other two just aren't as interesting.
Craig Th Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 So you watch a show that you hate? That makes sense.
SuperJerk Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 So you watch a show that you hate? That makes sense. Reason #758 to never get married. And, come on...Eva Longoria? I may hate the show, but its certainly not boring to watch. So what do you like better: the stories about evil gay sons plotting revenge on their mothers, spoiled wives adopting children for appearances, or mom's career causing marriage problems? And don't get me started on the bland, idiotic narration constantly pointing out the obvious. I'm not trying to be mean, but everyone pretty much just needs to admit this show's strength has nothing to do with the plot. I'd say this is my favorite out of the three you listed. The other two just aren't as interesting. Okay...I'll admit that story actually wasn't bad, if only because the gay son was so fucking twisted. I really want to fucking punch Marcia Cross's character every time she appears on the screen. My other big complaint: Felicity Huffman's character seems like she was imported from another show. Her storylines compared to everyone else's are so different its like ABC changed the channel in the middle of the show and I'm watching another channel. And why in God's name would she even be friends with the rest of these idiots? Is this an example of women sticking together just for the sake of sticking together? In real life, would she completely see through Susan's inherent stupidity and Gabrielle's bullshit?
Darthtiki Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 I think that this is the make or break season
Slayer Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 Shut up. DH rules. No it doesn't. Pitchers need to hit like everyone else.
Darthtiki Posted September 25, 2006 Report Posted September 25, 2006 Solid premiere, but the line Bree says about not engaging in oral sex because of her political persuasion made me chuckle even though some of us do engage in it and enjoy it. Though Lynette owned tonight.
Mr. S£im Citrus Posted September 25, 2006 Report Posted September 25, 2006 If you're watching this show for any other reason than to see Eva Longoria or Teri Hatcher in their underwear, you need to turn in your Y chromosome.What about seeing Nicolette Sheridan in her underwear?
SuperJerk Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 If you're watching this show for any other reason than to see Eva Longoria or Teri Hatcher in their underwear, you need to turn in your Y chromosome.What about seeing Nicolette Sheridan in her underwear? Not bad, but her face sure went to hell in the last ten years.
Slayer Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 What was she notable in before this?
SuperJerk Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 What was she notable in before this? "Knot's Landing" and a bunch of TV movies.
BUTT Posted November 6, 2006 Report Posted November 6, 2006 I'm going to resurrect this thread!! Great episode tonight. Goodbye, Alex from Saved by the Bell: The College Years. You look damn good for 40. You'll be missed. Goodbye, Jackie from Roseanne. You were a little too creepy for my liking. Stick to wacky comedy.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted November 6, 2006 Report Posted November 6, 2006 Alex will be missed. She wore some hot outfits on Desperate Housewives, and looked real good.
BUTT Posted November 12, 2006 Report Posted November 12, 2006 TONIGHT: Bree meets her new mother-in law Julie and Austin hook up Gabrielle returns to modeling And more! I won't let this thread die!
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 hey, now there's a pedophile on this show too.
The Niggardly King Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 So, why not call the cops on the pedo?
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted November 13, 2006 Report Posted November 13, 2006 I think she's doing that next week.
BUTT Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Tremendous heel turn by Art tonight. Well, he already was a heel, but they had you doubting that he actually was a bad dude. But not now. He's a predator ontheloooooose! Somebody call Dateline! And Orson's wife is still alive. I saw that coming. Since Hotbutter got banned, I look forward to this getting no replies.
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