Desperate Housewives - Season 3.

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

Season 3 starts tonight.

 

As the third season opens, six months have passed and Mike is still in a coma after being run over by Orson, who proposes to Bree. Meanwhile, Susan, who has been lovingly caring for Mike, meets Ian, who has been lovingly caring for his comatose wife. The pregnant Xiao-Mei is very demanding of Gaby, who's divorcing Carlos. And Lynette tries to embrace stepmotherhood, but Nora isn't making it easy.

[SuperJerk 0]

If you're watching this show for any other reason than to see Eva Longoria or Teri Hatcher in their underwear, you need to turn in your Y chromosome.

 

In other words, this thread needs pictures.

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Shut up. DH rules.

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So what do you like better: the stories about evil gay sons plotting revenge on their mothers, spoiled wives adopting children for appearances, or mom's career causing marriage problems? And don't get me started on the bland, idiotic narration constantly pointing out the obvious.

 

I'm not trying to be mean, but everyone pretty much just needs to admit this show's strength has nothing to do with the plot.

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So what do you like better: the stories about evil gay sons plotting revenge on their mothers, spoiled wives adopting children for appearances, or mom's career causing marriage problems? And don't get me started on the bland, idiotic narration constantly pointing out the obvious.

 

I'm not trying to be mean, but everyone pretty much just needs to admit this show's strength has nothing to do with the plot.

 

I'd say this is my favorite out of the three you listed. The other two just aren't as interesting.

[Craig Th 0]

So you watch a show that you hate? That makes sense.

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So you watch a show that you hate? That makes sense.

Reason #758 to never get married. And, come on...Eva Longoria? I may hate the show, but its certainly not boring to watch.

 

 

So what do you like better: the stories about evil gay sons plotting revenge on their mothers, spoiled wives adopting children for appearances, or mom's career causing marriage problems? And don't get me started on the bland, idiotic narration constantly pointing out the obvious.

 

I'm not trying to be mean, but everyone pretty much just needs to admit this show's strength has nothing to do with the plot.

 

I'd say this is my favorite out of the three you listed. The other two just aren't as interesting.

 

Okay...I'll admit that story actually wasn't bad, if only because the gay son was so fucking twisted. I really want to fucking punch Marcia Cross's character every time she appears on the screen.

 

My other big complaint: Felicity Huffman's character seems like she was imported from another show. Her storylines compared to everyone else's are so different its like ABC changed the channel in the middle of the show and I'm watching another channel. And why in God's name would she even be friends with the rest of these idiots? Is this an example of women sticking together just for the sake of sticking together? In real life, would she completely see through Susan's inherent stupidity and Gabrielle's bullshit?

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I think that this is the make or break season

[Slayer 0]

Shut up. DH rules.

No it doesn't. Pitchers need to hit like everyone else.

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Solid premiere, but the line Bree says about not engaging in oral sex because of her political persuasion made me chuckle even though some of us do engage in it and enjoy it. Though Lynette owned tonight.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

If you're watching this show for any other reason than to see Eva Longoria or Teri Hatcher in their underwear, you need to turn in your Y chromosome.

What about seeing Nicolette Sheridan in her underwear?

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If you're watching this show for any other reason than to see Eva Longoria or Teri Hatcher in their underwear, you need to turn in your Y chromosome.

What about seeing Nicolette Sheridan in her underwear?

Not bad, but her face sure went to hell in the last ten years.

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What was she notable in before this?

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What was she notable in before this?

"Knot's Landing" and a bunch of TV movies.

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I'm going to resurrect this thread!!

 

Great episode tonight. Goodbye, Alex from Saved by the Bell: The College Years. You look damn good for 40. You'll be missed.

 

Goodbye, Jackie from Roseanne. You were a little too creepy for my liking. Stick to wacky comedy.

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

Alex will be missed. She wore some hot outfits on Desperate Housewives, and looked real good.

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TONIGHT:

 

Bree meets her new mother-in law

Julie and Austin hook up

Gabrielle returns to modeling

 

And more! I won't let this thread die!

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

hey, now there's a pedophile on this show too.

[The Niggardly King 0]

So, why not call the cops on the pedo?

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

I think she's doing that next week.

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Tremendous heel turn by Art tonight. Well, he already was a heel, but they had you doubting that he actually was a bad dude. But not now. He's a predator ontheloooooose! Somebody call Dateline!

 

And Orson's wife is still alive. I saw that coming.

 

Since Hotbutter got banned, I look forward to this getting no replies.