A sick little game....

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

The Scenario: Through some sort of Voodoo curse or kidnapping (take your pick) you have managed to finangle your most-hated WWF superstar into a dark room with low lighting. You shill his ass with some brass knux, drug him and tie him to a chair with fishing wire (it's strong.)

 

The Payoff: In 50 words or less describe what you'd say to this beeyotch before the fuzz came and busted your ass.

 

Weird yes, but yesterday in drama class I was daydreaming what I'd do if I ever had the chance to tell VKM anything to his face. Now it's your turn folks....

[Guest]

To Hulk Hogan:

 

What the Fuck?!  Stop it!  Stop it!  IT's impossible, you can't no sell in real life!  Ah shit, stop Hulking up, it's scaring me!

[Guest Shaved Bear]

to HHH:

 

chop off the little game, then get Jericho to kick the shit out of him, and see if HHH would go over Jericho clean in such a situation

[Guest caboose]

Kick Triple H in the crotch.

[Guest Anglesault]

Test

 

Prop his eyes Open with little toothpicks and force him to watch his own matches.

[Guest]

Vince McMahon

 

I got two words for ya, Vinnie Mac...Bradshaw.... And and I almost forgot..

 

Jerry Lawler..

 

Dirty old man... I'd have him get raped by a giant bird, Little Nicky style, or a really huge old man..HEY, Hogan's up for the task isn't he?!

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Vince McMahon:

 

Drag him into a car, drive to Kemper Arena, dress him up as the Blue Blazer with the harness and just hold the rope.  I wouldn't have to let it go - I think the sight of Vince pissing himself in those Blue Blazer tights would be enough for me.

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Vince McMahon:

 

Drag him into a car, drive to Kemper Arena, dress him up as the Blue Blazer with the harness and just hold the rope.  I wouldn't have to let it go - I think the sight of Vince pissing himself in those Blue Blazer tights would be enough for me.

LOL