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Beat the Clock: Gunner Sharps

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2nd BTC match of the night.

 

[i]Debonaire[/i] by Dope hits and Gunner Sharps makes his way to the ring.

COLE
And Gunner Sharps on his way, with a tough time to beat!  Let's go to Michael Buffer!

BUFFER
[i]The following is the second Beat-the-Clock match of the evening, scheduled for one fall, with a 15-minute time limit!  Introducing, making his way to the ring, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 375 pounds...GUNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i]

COACH
Well, Gunner's the biggest man in the Chamber match, imagine the edge he'll have should he in fact beat Thunderkid's time!

Gunner climbs over the top rope into the ring, and hops up and down.  [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits and Jumbo struts through the curtains to a nice pop.

COLE
But he'll have to get through an even bigger man to accomplish that!

BUFFER
[i]His opponent...from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i]

Jumbo slaps hands with the fans on his way down the aisle, then walks up the steps and climbs into the ring.  He takes his jacket off and hands it to the referee.

BUFFER
[i]The time to beat is seven minutes, 37 seconds, set by Thunderkid.[/i]

The referee calls for the bell.

*DING DING DING*

Jumbo and Gunner get face-to-face in the center of the ring.  Gunner shoves Jumbo, then Jumbo shoves back.

COLE
And these two big men talking a lot of trash in there!

COACH
But who will be the first to back it up?

Jumbo grabs Gunner in a side headlock.  Gunner backs Jumbo into the ropes, and shoves him off.  Gunner leapfrogs Jumbo (!), then clotheslines him to the mat!

COLE
And a great show of agility by Gunner Sharps, followed by a powerful clothesline!

Gunner then waits for Jumbo to get up.  They circle the ring, and tie up.  Gunner backs Jumbo into a corner, and lays in knees to the midsection, then pulls him out and whips him into the ropes.  Gunner tries a hiptoss on the way back, but Jumbo blocks, then spins to the other side and delivers a hiptoss of his own!

COLE
And a great counter by Jumbo!

Jumbo dances around in the center of the ring as Gunner slides into a corner, then Jumbo flexes his muscles.

COACH
Oh, PLEASE.

Gunner then SPITS at Jumbo, who returns the favor!

COLE
Uh-oh, and tempers are flaring now!

Gunner comes out and ties up with Jumbo, then breaks and goes to the eyes.  He goes for a bodyslam, but Jumbo escapes, and delivers one of his own!  Gunner gets up, and Jumbo delivers another one!  Jumbo then takes a couple steps back, and moves in with a DROPKICK~!, sending Gunner over the top to the floor!

COLE
And look at the 440-pounder get up for that dropkick!

Jumbo DANCES~!, then goes to the ropes and grabs onto them, and thinks about jumping over, before stopping and shaking his head, as the crowd laughs.

COACH
We might have been in for a REAL treat had Jumbo gone through with that one!

Jumbo climbs out, and delivers forearm blows to the back of Gunner, then rolls him back in, and wrings the arm.  He drops an elbow to the shoulder joint, then wrings the arm once again.  Gunner backs him into the corner, and delivers an overhead forearm blow to the sternum.

COLE
Nice shot right there by Gunner!

Gunner then brings Jumbo to mid-ring, and goes for a suplex!

COLE
Gunner's gonna try to suplex the big guy here!

Gunner goes for it, but Jumbo blocks!  He then blocks a second time, and delivers a suplex of his own!  Jumbo then measures Gunner, and drops an elbow!  Cover...

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2...


Kickout!

COLE
And it's been all Jumbo in this one, folks, yet another man threatening to win a spot in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell at World Without End!

Jumbo wrings the arm, then ducks underneath said arm, and takes Gunner over and to the mat!

COLE
And a nice wristlock suplex!  Haven't seen that from the big guy!

Cover...

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2...


Kickout!

Jumbo whips Gunner into a corner, and charges for an AVALANCHE~!, but Gunner moves out of the way!  Gunner catches Jumbo backing up, and delivers a back suplex!

COACH
There's a nice suplex, he didn't get it all the way up, but he got enough of it!

Cover...

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2...



Kickout!

Gunner then waits for Jumbo to get up, and hooks a SLEEPER~!

COLE
Sleeperhold applied by Gunner Sharps!

COACH
And no matter how big you are, Cole, you can be beaten with a sleeperhold!

Jumbo slowly fades, then sinks to his knees.  The referee checks his arm...

ONE!!!









TWO!!!









Jumbo holds through on the last lift, and stands back up, lifting Gunner onto his back!  As he runs towards a corner, however, Gunner slips off and shoves Jumbo in, then delivers a foot to the gut, and sets up another suplex!

COLE
He tried this once, and couldn't get it done!

This time, however, Gunner executes the suplex perfectly!

COACH
WOW!

COLE
But he got it done that time!

Gunner pumps his fists, then covers...

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2...




Shoulder up!

Gunner climbs to the top rope.

COACH
And that's a big man going upstairs, Cole!

COLE
375 pounds...

Gunner leaps off, but Jumbo gets his foot up!

COLE
But Jumbo was ready for it!

Jumbo gets to his feet, and delivers a trapped-arm belly-to-belly gutwrench!  Cover...

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2...




NO!  Shoulder up!

Jumbo whips Gunner into a corner, and delivers an AVALANCHE~!  Gunner staggers out, and lands on his back, then Jumbo comes in and delivers the XL SPLASH~!!!

COLE
There's the splash!

Cover...

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2...






But Gunner gets his foot on the bottom rope!

COACH
But Gunner too close to the ropes!

Jumbo picks up Gunner, and sets him on the buckles.  Jumbo tries to follow him up, but Gunner is able to kick away, and keeps Jumbo down.  He delivers a stiff one to the left side of the face, knocking Jumbo to the mat, then stands up on the top rope, and as Jumbo gets up, he jumps off with a SUNSET FLIP~!  Jumbo holds on, and drops down...but Gunner slides out of the way!

COLE
Nobody home!

Gunner sets Jumbo up between the legs.

COACH
There's no way.

Gunner grabs Jumbo around the waist, then lets out a big yell as he lifts Jumbo over his shoulder, drawing oohs and ahhs from the crowd.

COLE
He got him up!

Gunner backs into the corner, then runs out and delivers the ALL GUNS BLAZING~!!!

COACH
HE DID IT!

Cover...

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2...






3!!!

COLE
Amazing feat by Gunner, and he takes the best time!

*DING DING DING*

(6:01)

BUFFER
[i]The winner of the match, in a time of six minutes and one second...GUNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i]

Gunner celebrates emphatically in the ring.

COACH
And Gunner's got to know that that time should secure him the last entry spot in the Chamber!

COLE
It's going to be tough for Brock to top this one!  Let's go to...

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