WWE: Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell II

[alfdogg 0]

*insert graphic*

The crowd goes CRAZY as the lights go out and the Chamber lowers from the ceiling, showered by strobes.  (The lights in the arena remain out through all the entrances, with only a light illuminating the ring and the entryway, unless otherwise noted.)

COLE
And it's time for the second incarnation of the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell!  Six men step into this demonic structure, completely encrusted with barbed wire, one man will walk out the OAOAST Heartland champion!

*Cut to the back, where Brock Ausstin is shown emerging from his locker room.*

COACH
And here comes the champ!

COLE
Let's not wait any longer, let's go to Michael Buffer!

*DING DING DING*

BUFFER
[i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, it is now time for the Invitational Chamber of Hell match, for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Allow me to explain the rules. The six participants received their order of entry by way of random drawing, and in just a few short moments, I will introduce the four participants who will start the match inside the 8x5 steel cells. The cells will then be risen into the air until they reach the top of this chamber, whose roof stands 24 feet from the floor!  Afterwards, I will introduce the two competitors who will start the match inside the ring. These two men will do battle for five minutes, at which point one of these cells will be lowered from the ceiling of the Chamber, and another man will enter the battle. This pattern will continue until all six men have entered the battle. Eliminations may only take place via pinfall or submission, and the one man remaining at the end of the match will be the NEW OAOAST Heartland champion!  ARE YOU READY?[/i]

*crowd cheers*

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[i]San Antonio, Texas...ARRRRRRRRRRRRE YYYYYYOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYY?????[/i]

*crowd cheers louder*

BUFFER
[i]Then for the thousands in attendance here at the Alamo, and the millions and MILLIONS watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say.  Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i]

The arena goes black, and [i]Debonaire[/i] by Dope hits and boos fill the arena as Gunner Sharps makes his way down the aisle.  He is wearing blue jeans and pushing a shopping cart filled with various weaponry.

COLE
And here comes the man who will enter the frey after everyone, due to having the best Beat-the-Clock time!

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[i]Introducing the first participant...hailing from Detroit, Michigan, and weighing in at 375 pounds...GUNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i]

COACH
The biggest man in the match, and the last entrant in the match!  That's got to give him a big edge!

The official opens the door for Gunner, who walks in and steps into his cell, taking his cart with him.

COLE
And obviously Gunner doesn't like to share!

Gunner's cell raises to the top of the cage, and [i]Renagade[/i] hits as the arena goes black again and the boos escalate.  When the baseline kicks in, the entryway and ring lights come back on, and Reject makes his way out.  He's attired in light blue jeans and ripped, sleeveless Yankee pinstripes. pushing a plastic garbage tote filled with weapons.

COLE
But I don't think Reject's going to have a choice!

COACH
Yeah, I don't know if that one'll fit in one of those cells!

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[i]From The Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i]

Reject pushes the tote into the Chamber, then digs out a stapler gun and a barbed wire bat, and takes them into a cell, which then raises up in the air.

COACH
A little's better than none, though!

The arena goes black once again.  [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and the boos hit their peak as Alfdogg walks through the curtains, in his normal ring attire, with a red sleeveless flannel.  He has nunchucks hanging from each side of his pants, and is dragging a big camouflage bag behind him in his right hand, and what appears to be a case for a musical instrument in his left.  He also is wearing a Dirk Nowitzki jersey underneath the flannel, which obviously doesn't sit well with the majority of the fans.

COLE
And Alf certainly not endearing himself to the fans in San Antonio!

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[i]Weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former TWO-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i]

COACH
What could be in those things, Cole?

COLE
Who knows with Alf...but I somehow doubt he's going to be practicing the tenor sax in his cell while he waits!

Alf stops to take off his flannel, then removes the Nowitzki jersey and throws it out into the crowd.  He then puts the flannel back on and goes into his cell with his equipment, and it raises to the ceiling.  The crowd then goes NUTS as a cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way.

"Come on God, Answer Me.
For Years, I've Been Asking You Why?
Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive?
Where is Justice? Where is Punishment?
. . . . . . . . . . .
Or Have You Already Answered?
Have You Already Said to the World,
Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. 
Here....
In Me."

[i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits, and Brock Ausstin makes his way out, in his normal ring attire.

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[i]And from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 305 pounds...he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i]

COLE
And listen to the eruption from the fans in San Antonio!

COACH
So, now we know that it'll be Thunderkid and Colombian Heat starting us off!

Brock, who came down unarmed, hands his belt to the referee, then goes into his cell, which is directly across from Alf's, and the two trash-talk one another from across the way as the cell is raised.

COLE
Brock came unequipped, but of course the wrestlers do have access to the items underneath the ring, and who knows what you'll find under there!

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[i]And now, ladies and gentlemen, let's introduce the two participants who will start the match in the ring!

[i]Gasolina[/i] by Daddy Yankee hits, and fire explodes around the entryway as Colombian Heat makes his way to the ring to a nice pop, pulling behind a cactus in a wagon.  He is attired normally, except he has on black cargo pants instead of his usual basketball shorts.

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[i]Hailing from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 180 pounds...COOOOOOOOOOLOMBIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!![/i]

COLE
And perhaps the most impressive run of the six combatants in recent weeks was made by this man, Colombian Heat!  Remember a few weeks ago in that big ten-man elimination match, he was able to score a pinfall on Alf, then last night, when we were live in El Paso, Heat scored a pinfall on Reject in a tag team match!  I think this is really anybody's match to win!

COACH
Interesting choice of a weapon by Heat, I'll say that much for him!

Heat rolls into the ring and poses on the second rope, as the crowd cheers.  [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and the crowd pops big time as yellow smoke fills the entryway, and yellow strobes hit Thunderkid as he makes his way through the smoke and to the ring.

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[i]And from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i]

COLE
And another guy who's been on fire since his big win over PRL at AngleSlam!

TK is wearing a torn black T-shirt with black jeans.  He has his fists taped, and is equipped with a kendo stick, as well as a chest protector which has thumbtacks sticking out in the front!

COLE
And of course, TK made good use of that one in the first Chamber match, which Alf and Reject were also a part of!

TK enters the chamber, then slides into the ring and takes in the cheers of the fans as he stands on the buckles.  An overhead shot of the Chamber is shown.

COLE
What a view, eh?

COACH
What, are you going Canadian on us now, too?

TK and Heat stand across the ring from one another as the referee raises the belt in the air.  He then takes it to the timekeeper and tells him to ring the bell.

*DING DING DING*

COACH
This is it!

COLE
The most vicious match in the history of the OAOAST, back in its second incarnation!

TK and Heat circle the ring, and tie up.  Both jockey for position, before Heat takes TK to the mat with an armdrag!

COLE
Nice move by Heat, TK looks a little surprised!

TK gets up and circles the ring once again, then the two tie up once again.  After a brief struggle, TK tosses Heat right across the ring into a corner!  Heat looks at TK for a second, then pops up and charges.  TK sidesteps Heat, and sweeps his leg out from under him!  Heat charges again, and TK picks him up in a PRESS SLAM~!

COLE
And TK showing off that power early!

TK holds Heat for a few seconds, then slams him HARD down to the mat!  Heat holds his back, then TK measures him and clotheslines him over the top to the floor!

COACH
And we're out on the floor already here!

TK follows Heat to the outside, then reaches into the tote which Reject brought out, and pulls out a STOP sign.  TK measures Heat, and SLAMS the sign right over his head!

COACH
Ooooh!

COLE
And that STOP sign with a THUD right over the head of Colombian Heat!

TK then takes the sign and gets a running start, then puts it under his legs as he jumps in the air, and lands on Heat!  TK tosses the sign down, then picks up Heat, and whips him into the side of the Chamber!

COLE
And Heat back-first into the barbed-wire and cage!

TK approaches Heat slowly, but when he gets to him, Heat grabs his legs and trips him to the ground.

COLE
Oh, a slingshot, perhaps?

Heat scoots away from the Chamber so he doesn't fall back on it, then delivers a SLINGSHOT, sending TK into the wall!

COACH
Yes!

COLE
TK goes with the momentum into the Chamber Wall!

Heat then delivers a SUPERKICK to TK!

COLE
And already we've got blood, coming from the head of TK!

Heat picks up TK and tosses him back into the ring, then grabs a chair from underneath the ring.  He slides in and lays it across the face of TK, then backs up, and comes in with a quick legdrop!  Cover...

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Kickout!

COLE
First cover of the match gets two, as Colombian Heat looking excellent in the early going, just over two minutes gone by!

Heat picks up TK, and delivers a vertical suplex!  Heat then points to the top rope, as the crowd cheers him on.

COACH
Heat's going up!

Heat climbs up top, as TK reaches for the chair.  Heat gets his balance, then leaps off, as TK lifts the chair, and Heat flies right into it!

COLE
And TK blocking the move with the steel chair!

TK gathers his senses, then slides to the outside and grabs the cactus that Heat brought down.

COACH
He's going to use Heat's own weapon against him!

Heat attempts a baseball slide, which TK sidesteps, then delivers a savate kick!  TK rolls Heat back into the ring, then follows him.  TK delivers a FALCON ARROW~!

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Kickout!

TK slides out and pushes the cactus into the ring, then sets it up in the corner.  TK picks Heat up, and whips him into the cactus!

COLE
And this time Heat into the cactus back-first!

TK grabs the steel chair, then charges Heat and dropkicks it into him, smashing him into the cactus once again!

COACH
Oh, double whammy that time!

TK scoops up Heat, and delivers a fallaway slam!  Cover...

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Shoulder up!

TK drags Heat over to the cactus, and rakes his face on it!

COLE
And TK VICIOUS in his attack!

COACH
And we've got another one bleeding after that!

COLE
He got Heat good on that one!  So, about four minutes into this thing, and already we've got two guys cut!

COACH
We're gonna add a third guy to the frey in about a minute, Cole!  I can't wait to see who it is!

TK tries to pick Heat up again, but receives a LOW BLOW~! for his trouble!  Heat then pulls the chair over, and delivers a DDT!

COLE
And a DDT on the chair!

Cover...

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Shoulder up!

Heat picks up TK, and executes a RUNNING POWERBOMB~!

COLE
There's the Drive-By, as Heat looks to be setting him up here!

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Shoulder up!

Heat whips TK HARD into the corner, and catches him with a HURRICANRANA on the way back!  Cover...

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NO!  Shoulder up again!

COLE
And Heat really going for it here!

Heat attempts an Irish whip, but TK blocks, then pulls him in for a clothesline!  Both men are out of it, as the countdown begins...

COACH
Here we go, Cole!

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BUZZ~!!!

[alfdogg 0]

The lights go out in the arena, as a white strobe flashes uncontrollably around each cell, before stopping on Reject's cell!

COLE
And Reject will be the third man to enter the frey!

The crowd boos as Reject's cell lowers, and he slides the door open and rolls into the ring with the bat in hand.

COACH
And Reject's going to feast on this!

Reject measures Heat on the mat, and dives at him, driving the top of the bat into his forehead!

COLE
OH, and that bat right across the forehead of Colombian Heat!

Reject measures TK, who has raised up to all fours, and drives the bat into his head, knocking him back down to the mat!  Reject then kneels down, and digs the bat into the wound of TK!  He then picks up TK, and delivers a snap suplex!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Reject picks up Heat next, then wrings his arm and delivers a back kick, sending him to the mat!  He then positions TK and Heat so the tops of their heads are touching together.  He stands over them and poses, drawing boos from the fans, then goes to the top rope.

COACH
What's Reject going for right here?

Reject positions himself on the top rope, then LEAPS OFF...but TK and Heat both move out of the way, and Reject lands right on his ass!

COLE
Reject was trying to hit both TK and Heat with legdrops, but both men able to dodge that bullet!

Reject slowly gets to his feet, and walks right into a right hand from Heat!  He staggers back, and takes one from TK!

COLE
And it's the ol' pinball effect right now!  Reject going back and forth!

Both men deliver another right hand each, then Heat takes Reject down by the legs, and positions him for the cactus, which is still in the corner!

COACH
Oh, no!  BLOCK IT, Reject!

Heat delivers a slingshot, sending Reject flying into the cactus!  Reject puts his arms across his chest, then turns around to catch a bat shot to the head from TK!

COLE
And Reject takes the bat to the forehead, and I think that'll make three bloodied individuals in this match!

COACH
Yep, it's coming out already!

Heat grabs the cactus out of the corner, while TK hammers on the forehead of Reject, then starts to bite him!  He then stands up and drives an elbow into the sternum, before Heat lays the cactus on top of him.

COLE
TK and Heat appear to be setting something up here!

COACH
This isn't right, Cole!  TK and Heat are obviously both working together against Reject here!

Heat then grabs the STOP sign and lays it on top of the cactus, as TK stands in the corner.  Heat then goes to the top behind TK, as the crowd starts to buzz.

COACH
What are they DOING?

TK and Heat join hands, and Heat jumps as TK guides him ON TOP OF THE STOP SIGN AND CACTUS AND REJECT~!!!

COLE
OH MY GOD!!!  Can you imagine the pain going through Reject's body right now?

Reject squirms on the mat, as Heat celebrates his feat, before getting leveled with a BICYCLE KICK~! from TK!  Cover...

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Kickout!

COACH
And TK and Heat right back at it again!

TK picks up Heat, who blocks a right hand, then a left hand, then delivers a dropkick to the knee!  Heat then sets up an Irish whip, but TK reverses.  Heat floats over and around TK, and delivers a DDT!  Cover...

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Shoulder up!

COLE
Great move by Heat there, but TK just able to get the shoulder out!

Reject has slid to the outside, and is going underneath the ring.  He comes out with a ladder!

COLE
And Reject is bringing the ladder into play here!

Reject slides the ladder into the ring, as TK and Heat continue to slug it out, then picks it up and rams the top of it into Heat's head!  He then swings it around and clotheslines TK with it!

COACH
And he's putting it to good use!

Reject then rams the ladder into the midsection of TK on the mat, as Heat gets up.  Reject measures Heat, and tosses the ladder at him, with the top drilling Heat in the forehead once again!

COLE
Wow, what shots Heat took right there!

Reject goes to the outside once again, this time to his tote.  He digs around carefully, and pulls out a BARBED WIRE BOARD!

COACH
Oh my goodness...this just gets better and better!

Reject slides the board into the ring, then slides into the ring himself.  He lays the board down, then tosses TK out of the ring.  He waits for Heat to get up, then gives him a foot to the gut, setting up the PITCH BLACK~!!!  However, Heat spins out, hooks Reject, and lifts him for the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!111

COACH
OH NO, not on the board!

Heat delivers the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE ON THE BARBED WIRE BOARD~!!!

COLE
...this is UNBELIEVEABLE~!

Crowd:

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

As Reject writhes in pain, Heat nails TK on the floor with a TWISTING PLANCHA~!

COLE
Great move by Heat, but I think he's missing the boat here!

COACH
That's right, he should have went for the pin on Reject right there!

Heat tosses TK back inside, and sets up a suplex, but TK goes behind the back, and executes a GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE BOARD~!!!

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NO!!!  Heat escapes, as the count begins...

COLE
And who's our 4th man?

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BUZZ~!!!

[alfdogg 0]

The lights go out, and the light flashes on the cells again, this time stopping on Alf's cell!  The crowd boos loudly.

COACH
Uh-oh!  It's serious now!

COLE
It's Alfdogg, two-time World and Heartland champion!

Alf is seen putting gloves on as his cell lowers.  When the cell gets to the floor, he hides the case under the apron, then slides in with the bag.  He reaches in and pulls out a dodgeball.

COLE
What's this?  Are we about to have a dodgeball game break out or something...sit down!

The camera briefly flashes to the announce booth, where Coach is standing and waving his arms.

COACH
Pick me!  Pick me!

COLE
SIT DOWN!  I was just joking!

Alf then pulls a mini-torch and a small gasoline can out of the bag, as the crowd starts to buzz again.  Alf douses the dodgeball, then SETS IT ABLAZE!

COACH
Oh my God, it's like a big fireball!

COLE
Those gloves obviously flame-proof that Alf has on...

Alf hurls the dodgeball at TK, who's just getting up, hitting him right in the back!  TK sinks to the mat and arches his back off of it, and Alf lights up another one as Heat gets to his feet next.  Alf waits on him, then dribbles the flaming ball between his legs and throws a chest pass at Heat, hitting him in the sternum!  As attendants spray down the balls, Alf hits a SUPERKICK~! on Heat!  Reject waits on the top rope, and drops a Macho Man elbow~!  Cover...

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COLE
And Colombian Heat has been eliminated!  A spectacular effort in this match, but Colombian Heat is the first to go!

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1st elimination: Colombian Heat
eliminated by: Reject (pinfall)
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Reject poses for the crowd, drawing boos, as Alf lights up a third ball, and as Reject turns around, bounces it lightly right off his face!  Reject holds his face, then Alf grabs his legs out from underneath him, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!

COLE
Alf with the Sharpshooter on Reject, after Reject just finished off Heat!

Reject screams in pain, as Alf sits back on the hold.  The referee asks if he wants to give it up, and Reject says no and scoots towards the ropes.  As he approaches them, Alf pulls him back out to the center!

COLE
And Reject back out to the center of the ring!

COACH
He won't give up!

Reject continues to yell in pain, as TK gets to his feet, then delivers a BICYCLE KICK~! to Alf, breaking the hold!  Reject scoots over to the side of the ring, then grabs onto the ladder.  TK hammers away on Alf in the corner, then attempts an Irish whip, but Alf blocks, and pulls TK in for an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~!  Reject sneaks to a far corner, and sets up the ladder.

COLE
And Reject wrestling very smart right now, picking his spots!

Alf and TK continue to slug it out as Reject climbs the ladder, and when the time is right, Reject flies off with a FLYING BODYPRESS~!

COACH
Wow!

COLE
Reject HIGH in the air!

Reject tries to cover both men!

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But both men shove him off with ease.  Reject pops up and stares both men down, and the three men inch closer to one another.  They all start taking shots, Reject hits Alfdogg, Alfdogg hits TK, TK hits Reject!

COLE
And it's truly every man for himself in there right now!

Eventually, Reject hits a knee to the gut of TK, then delivers a gutwrench suplex!  Cover...

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Kickout!

COACH
Ha, once Alf saw the two of them start battling it out, he stepped to the side and let them have at it!

Alf steps to the outside, and goes under the apron.  He grabs out a TABLE, and sets it up parallel with the main door of the Chamber on the side facing the aisleway!  Alf then grabs a second table, and sets it up o top of the other!

COLE
And obviously Alf has a plan here should the time arise!

Alf climbs in as both TK and Reject are slugging it out, and delivers a LOW BLOW to Reject from behind!  TK starts to slug away, then attempts an Irish whip, but Alf reverses, leapfrogs TK, then pulls a nunchuck out and catches him in the midsection!

Alf then delivers a shout to the back, as the crowd boos.  Alf then picks up TK, whipping him into the ropes, and delivering a Hart Attack clothesline!  Alf sits and applauds himself, then covers...

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Kickout!

Alf picks up TK, and delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~!!  Alf follows that with the WHIPLASH~!!!  Cover...

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NO!  Shoulder up!

COLE
Alf setting up for the Five-Star Alf Splash, as the champ is about ready to make his entrance!

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BUZZ~!!!

[alfdogg 0]

Alf stops and stares at Brock's cell, as the lights flash around and land on it!

COACH
Here comes the champ!

Brock's cell lowers, and he slides the door open and climbs into the ring.  Alf pounces immediately!

COLE
And here we go!  Brock vs Alf!

Alf hammers Brock, who fights his way up, and begins to exchange punches with Alf!  Brock gets the better of the exchange, then grabs him by the arm and pulls him in for a clothesline!  He follows that up with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~!

COLE
And Brock Ausstin on a roll!

TK approaches Brock, but gets knocked to the mat after a forearm shot to the jaw!  Brock then picks up TK in a PRESS SLAM~!

COLE
And showing off the power!

Brock holds TK, until Reject slides into the ring, and Brock tosses TK right on top of him!  Brock yells out to the crowd, which is going CRAZY~!

COLE
And the fans loving this brutal action!

As Brock sets the cactus up in the corner, the camera switches to show a shot from Gunner's cell.

COLE
And as Gunner Sharps waits to enter the frey, a tremendous shot from his cell atop the cage!

COACH
Brock's setting the cactus back up, Cole!

Brock picks up Reject, then picks him up for an atomic drop, as the crowd begins to buzz.

COACH
Oh no...

Brock carries Reject over to the corner, and sends him CROTCH-FIRST INTO THE CACTUS~!

COACH
*groans*

The camera gets a close-up shot of Reject's pained expression, before he falls down to the mat with his feet hooked under the middle rope.

COLE
And Reject's taken some tremendous punishment in this one, they all will have before this one's over!

TK grabs a chair wrapped in barbed wire from Reject's tote!  He slides into the ring, and awaits Brock to turn around, before blasting him over the head!

COLE
And what a shot by TK with that chair, this time wrapped in barbed wire!

COACH
And Brock's bleeding already, but he's still on his feet!

Brock is staggering, before TK delivers another shot, sending him through the ropes to the floor!  TK then goes to work on Reject, still on the mat, as Alf has pulled the big ladder from underneath the ring!

COLE
And that's the super-sized ladder that Alf has!  That ladder is 12 feet high, the others are eight!

Alf slides the ladder into the ring, and sets it up in the corner.  He then approaches TK, who tosses the barbed-wire chair to him, and delivers a BICYCLE KICK~!, sending it back into his face!

COLE
And now it's Alf tasting the barbed wire!

TK covers...

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Shoulder up!

COACH
And Alf's cut, as well now!

Reject gets to his feet, and delivers a PLANCHA~! to Brock on the outside!  He hammers away on Brock's head, as TK delivers a slam to Alf.

COLE
And TK staying on Alf.

TK grabs the cactus, and lays it down on the mat, then lays Alf on top of it.

COACH
And what could TK be going for here?

TK makes his way over to the corner, and climbs to the top rope, then starts climbing the big ladder.  The crowd buzzes, but Alf slowly comes to, then notices TK climbing.  Alf grabs the smaller ladder and sets it up sideways in front of the bigger one, then starts climbing to meet him.

COLE
And Alf's ready for it!

Camera cuts to the outside briefly, where Brock reverses an Irish whip, sending Reject into the Chamber wall!

COACH
And Reject still being punished on the outside!

Brock stomps away, as the camera quickly cuts back inside, where TK and Alf exchange blows on the ladders.  TK has stepped over his, and tries a kick to the head, but Alf catches it, then reaches up and delivers a shot to the nuts!

COLE
And TK stunned up there!

Alf moves over to TK's ladder, then hooks him for a suplex as the crowd buzzes.  Alf reaches underneath, and tosses TK over OFF THE BIG LADDER, OVER THE SMALL ONE AND ONTO THE CACTUS~!!!!!

C/C
:o

Alf falls the other way, landing on his back on the canvas and pulling the ladder down onto the ropes.  TK rolls over, and the cactus is actually STUCK TO HIS BACK, drawing an extra groan from the crowd as he hastily pulls it off.  The crowd begins to chant once again.

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

COACH
This is an AMAZING CONTEST~!

Both men stir as the chant continues, but Alf slowly rolls to the outside.  He grabs his mysterious case.

COACH
Well, we're about to find out what's in that thing, Cole!

Alf sets it in the corner, then rolls into the ring and lays it on its side.  He opens it up, and grabs out a LIGHTTUBE~!

COLE
Uh-oh...

Alf flips the tube over in his hand, as the camera shoots the case to show several more lighttubes inside!

COLE
That must be Alf's lighttube carrying case!

COACH
Straight from the Sandman9000 Christmas catalogue!

Alf holds it in his right hand and brings it up and down in his left hand, to show he means BUSINESS.  When TK gets up, he receives a LIGHTTUBE RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!  Alf staggers over to the ropes, using them to hold himself up, as Brock rolls back inside and hammers away at him.

COLE
And now the champion, Brock Ausstin, re-entering the frey!

Brock knocks Alf to the mat with a European uppercut, as Reject rolls back into the ring.  Brock grabs the barbed-wire chair, and delivers a STIFF shot to the back of Alf!

COLE
And barbed wire to the back of Alf!

Reject grabs the chair from Brock, then jams it into his gut!  Reject sets up Brock, and plants him with the PITCH BLACK~!!!111

COLE
And Reject with the PITCH BLACK on Brock!

Reject covers...

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NO!!!  Brock gets a shoulder up!

COLE
And Brock kicking out of the PITCH BLACK!

COACH
I can't believe it!

Reject backs off, then charges Brock, who backdrops him to the floor!  Brock drops to his knees, and the countdown begins.

COLE
And Gunner Sharps about to become the final entry!

10!!!


9!!!


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BUZZ~!!!

[alfdogg 0]

Gunner's cell lowers, as he grabs his cart, then slides the door open and pulls it out behind him.  He tosses a trash can into the ring, which contains various weapons, including a kendo stick, which he grabs and hammers Brock on the back with!

COLE
And Gunner Sharps wasting no time going to work on Brock Ausstin!  He'd love to pin Brock, and would love to win this match and pick up his first OAOAST championship!

Brock rolls across the ring, and Gunner backs into the ropes, and charges at Brock with a BIG BOOT~!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Gunner gets up, then picks up Brock and tosses him to the outside.  He hammers on the back, then grabs a couple road signs out of his cart, rendering the cart empty.  He then picks up Brock, and dumps him in the cart, then starts at one side of the ring, runs and pushes the cart into the steel steps!  Brock is dumped from the cart in a heap on the floor.

COLE
Oh, and that shopping cart, containing Brock Ausstin, right into the steel steps!

Gunner stays on Brock on the outside, as Alf tosses TK to the floor.  He sets up TK and whips him into the steel post!

COLE
TK posted on the outside, he's at the biggest disadvantage, he's been out there since the start!

Alf sets up TK on the two tables he set up earlier, then rolls into the ring and sets up the big ladder.  The crowd buzzes.

COACH
Alf about to take a HUGE risk here!

Alf starts to climb, as TK stirs on the tables.  As Alf is almost to the top, Reject slides in and pushes the ladder over, and Alf goes flying high into the side of the cage...and, as TK rolls off, Alf FALLS BACK THROUGH THE TWO TABLES~!

COACH
OH MY GOD.

COLE
And boy, did it take its toll!

Alf is shown laying in the table wreckage, as the crowd again chants.

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

COACH
Did Reject call "bank" on that one?

Reject hammers away at TK as he rolls back into the ring.  Meanwhile, Brock has taken over on Gunner, and is raking his forehead across the Chamber wall!

COLE
Meanwhile, Gunner joins all the other participants in their bloodshed!

Brock tosses Gunner back into the ring, then follows, and hammers away on him in a corner.  TK hammers Reject in an opposite corner, then both stop, and whip the two men across, as Reject bounces off of Gunner and goes down!  TK and Brock then join in a double back suplex on Gunner!

COACH
More teamwork with these guys!  This isn't fair!

Brock celebrates, but TK grabs him and delivers a belly-to-belly!  Cover...

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Kickout!

COLE
And just like that, TK and Brock going at it with each other, after they had just joined forces to take out Gunner and Reject!

Brock and TK hammer it out on each other, with Brock getting the better of the exchange.  He whips TK into the ropes, but TK ducks a clothesline, then both men clothesline each other!

COLE
And a double clothesline, both TK and Brock out on the mat!

Reject slowly gets to his feet, and picks up Brock.  He executes a Northern Lights suplex!

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Kickout!

Gunner grabs TK, and sets up the ALL GUNS BLAZING~!!!

COLE
And Gunner looking to finish TK here!

Reject picks up Brock again, who uses a BELLY-TO-BELLY to take him right over the top to the floor!  Gunner has TK up, but TK counters to a HURRICANRANA~!  Gunner staggers right up to his feet...and onto Brock's shoulders!

COLE
Oh, this could be it for Gunner in a hurry!

Brock positions Gunner...and delivers the F-STUNNER-5 ONTO THE BARBED-WIRE BOARD~!

COACH
Onto the barbed wire!

Brock hooks the leg...

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3!!!

COLE
And Gunner Sharps has been eliminated!

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2nd elimination: Gunner Sharps
eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall)
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Brock's celebration is cut short, however, as TK sneaks up from behind and delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX~!

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NO!  Brock kicks out!

TK grabs a railroad crossing "X" sign which Gunner had tossed into the ring from his cart, and works on disassembling it.  Reject rolls into the ring, then approaches TK just as TK pulls it apart.  Reject snatches one of the pieces from him, and whacks Brock on the back with it!  And TK follows suit!  TK then looks up at Reject, and nods.

COACH
Oh, look at this teamwork!

COLE
The former tag team, working now to get rid of Brock here!

Reject positions the barbed-wire board, as TK sets up an Irish whip.  Once the board is in position, TK whips Brock across, then he and Reject perform a double drop toe hold, sending Brock FACE-FIRST into the board!

COLE
And Brock face-first into the barbed wire!

COACH
And this is vintage TK/Reject teamwork here!  Brock is doomed!

Alf stirs on the floor, as TK picks up Brock.

COLE
And Alf just now coming to after going through those tables!

TK lifts Brock in a hangman's hold!

COACH
Uh-oh, it's that move again!

Reject measures Brock, and delivers a big roundhouse kick!  Reject then poses, as TK grabs a lighttube from Alf's case...then spins Reject around and blasts him with it!

COLE
:lol:

COACH
Well, DTA in this match!

TK drops to his knees, and covers...

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NO!  Reject gets his shoulder up!

TK picks up Reject, and delivers a FALLAWAY SLAM~!  Cover...

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NO!  Shoulder up again!

As Brock gets to his feet, TK slaps Reject around in an attempt to revive him!

COACH
What is TK doing now?

TK hooks Brock from behind, as Reject gets to his feet...then lifts him...for the THUNDEROUS REJECTION~!!!!!11111

COLE
Oh, the THUNDEROUS REJECTION!

COACH
Wow, that one really takes me back!

Reject then hammers away on TK, before attempting an Irish whip.  TK blocks, and gives Reject a foot to the gut, setting up the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111  However, Reject spins out of the front facelock, and drops TK with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111

COLE
EULOGY!

COACH
TK is out of it!

And so is Reject, as three men are motionless on the mat.  Alf slowly climbs on the apron, and starts to make his way to the top rope.

COLE
And there's one man standing!

Alf gets his balance on the top rope, then drills TK with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111

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COLE
And that's it for TK!!!  Another spectacular showing on his behalf, he's really been hot lately, but it's not enough tonight!

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3rd elimination: Thunderkid
eliminated by: Alfdogg (pinfall)
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COLE
So now we're down to three men.  It's Brock Ausstin, Alfdogg, and Reject!  One of these men will walk out of here the OAOAST Heartland champion!

Alf picks up Reject, and delivers a snap suplex!  He follows it up with a snap legdrop, then covers...

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Shoulder up!

Alf then measures Brock, and decks him with a SUPERKICK~!

COLE
And Alf keeping both men at bay here!  Can Alf win his third Heartland championship here tonight?

Alf goes up to the top rope, then waits for Brock to get up, and hits him with a MISSILE DROPKICK~!  Cover...

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Shoulder up!

Alf then gets up as Reject is getting to his feet, and starts talking to him.

COLE
Alf having a confab with Reject here now...

COACH
What could they be saying?

Alf points at Brock, then points at Reject and back at himself.  Reject nods in approval, then he and Alf go after Brock.

COLE
And now it's Reject and Alf joining forces here!

Reject lays in kicks, as Alf picks him up.  Alf holds him from behind, and Reject delivers kicks to the midsection, then a savate kick!  Brock drops to the mat, then Reject and Alf join together and deliver a double suplex!  Alf covers...

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Kickout!

Reject then drops down and covers...

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Kickout!

COLE
Consecutive covers by both men, unsuccessful!

Both men stare down at Brock for a second, then Alf grabs another lighttube, blasting Brock in the back of the head with it!  Brock goes through the ropes to the floor.  Alf celebrates, then Reject spins him around and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111

COLE
Another EULOGY~!

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NO!!!  Alf gets his foot on the rope!

COLE
WOW, golden opportunity for Reject there, but Alf just TOO CLOSE to those ropes!

Reject slaps the mat in furstration, then picks up Alf, and delivers a snap suplex!  Reject then hops to the middle rope, jumping off and driving in an elbow!  Cover...

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Kickout!

COLE
These two have had some tremendous battles over the last few months, including the Great Angle Bash, where Reject was ALMOST crowned the Heavyweight champion of the World!

Reject picks up Alf and attempts an Irish whip, but Alf reverses.  Alf goes for a tilt-a-whirl, but Reject spins through and lands on his feet, then scoops Alf up for a Tombstone!

COACH
Could be a Tombstone here!

Reject holds Alf, but Alf struggles and turns the move over!

COLE
But no!

Alf turns around, and plants Reject with a TOMBSTONE~!

COLE
It's Alf who converts on the Tombstone piledriver!

Alf positions Reject, then climbs to the top rope.

COLE
And Alf looking to finish Reject off here!

Alf gets his position, then delivers the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111

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NO!!!  Reject GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!

COLE
TWO-COUNT???

COACH
I can't believe it!

Alf complains to the referee, grabbing him by the collar, then releases him and stares down at Reject, with his hands on his hips.

COACH
He just...I don't think ANYONE's ever kicked out of that!

Alf measures Reject, then scoops him up, setting up the EMERALD FUSION~!!!!!11111

COLE
Alf going for the Emerald Fusion here, we haven't seen him use this in a long time!

COACH
In fact, the last time was when he won the first Chamber of Hell match with that very move!

Reject struggles, and goes behind the back, then pushes Alf into the ropes, who bounces back and collides with Reject!

COLE
And I think they collided heads right there!

Alf falls out to the apron, as Reject slowly gets to his feet first, then hits a SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK, sending Alf off the apron into the Chamber wall!

COLE
And Alf eats the barbed wire once again!

Reject celebrates, and the crowd cheers, as Reject doesn't know that Brock is on his feet behind him!  Reject turns around, and is right in Brock's face!

COACH
Oh, no!

Brock delivers a foot to the gut, then lifts Reject, and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111

COLE
Will THIS be enough to keep Reject down?

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3!!!

COACH
NO!

COLE
YES IT WILL!!!

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4th elimination: Reject
eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall)
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[alfdogg 0]

Alf gets up to his knees on the outside.

COLE
And we're down to two!  It's Brock Ausstin against Alfdogg!

Brock gets to his feet, and stares down Alf, who stares back up into the ring still on his knees.

COACH
This is what it had to come to, Cole!

Alf slowly gets to his feet.

COLE
Both men wearing the crimson mask...Alf's shirt was white at the start of this match, Coach, believe it or not!

COACH
This is fantastic!

Alf climbs onto the apron, having not taken his eyes off Brock.  He then puts one foot through the ropes, before stepping through quickly, and going after Brock!

COLE
HERE WE GO!

Alf and Brock trade blows, and once again, Brock wins.  Brock whips Alf HARD into the corner, then catches him with a BIG backdrop!  Brock yells out to the crowd, which lets out a loud yell, then whips Alf into the ropes, and delivers a tilt-a-whirl slam!  Cover...

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Shoulder up!

Brock picks up Alf, and tries to apply a full nelson, but Alf delivers a LOW KICK~!  Brock is doubled over in pain, as Alf grabs the barbed wire bat, and drills Brock right between the eyes!  Alf then drags Brock out, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!

COLE
And Alf hooking the Sharpshooter!

COACH
Alf wants to end this by making Brock give it up, it appears!

COLE
No chance!  No quitters in this match!

Brock screams in pain, as he pushes up, and tries to scoot to the ropes.

COLE
Brock trying DESPERATELY to reach out and grab something!

Brock scoots to the ropes.  After a couple pushes, Alf pulls him back out to the center!

COACH
Ohhh yeah!  Get ready, for the new champion, Cole!

Alf sits back on the hold, as Brock still refuses to give up!  Brock begins to fade, but gets one last surge of adrenaline!

COLE
And Brock coming back once again!

Brock gathers his strength, and makes it over to the ropes!

COLE
And he got to the ropes!  No new champion yet, Coach!

Alf releases the hold, then waits for Brock to get up.  Alf delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY~!

COACH
But it's coming, Cole!  Starting now!

Alf picks up Brock, and delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~!!  Alf then picks Brock up slowly, and goes for the WHIPLASH~!!!, but Brock slips behind the back.  He then spins Alf around, delivers a foot to the gut, and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111

COLE
BROCK HIT IT!!!  But he can't cover!

Brock is too out of it to make a cover.  Both men lay on the mat for a few seconds, before Brock starts to stir.  He drags himself over to Alf, and drapes an arm over...

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NO!!!  Alf gets a shoulder up!

COLE
A FRACTION of a second away!  Brock just didn't have the strength to cover in time!

Brock rolls to his back and puts his hands on his head for a second, then gets to his feet, as Alf slowly gets to his.  Alf goes to the eyes, then motions to the back.

COLE
And Alf just gave a signal to the back, but no one's getting in this thing, forget it!

Brock delivers a knee to the gut, then picks Alf up, turns, and drives him into the mat with a spinebuster!  The crowd is oohing and ahhing, as the camera cuts to the entryway, to show a GIGANTIC man making his way down the aisle to the ring?

COLE
OH MY GOD...

COACH
What the hell is that?

COLE
Well, he came out after Alf made that motion to the back...

Brock hooks Alf in a SHARPSHOOTER~!, as the mammoth man is approached by an official, who he knocks to the floor cold with a simple backhand!

COLE
Oh my goodness, he just manhandled that official!

The man then grabs the Chamber door, barbed wire and all, and RIPS IT RIGHT FROM THE HINGES!

C/C
:o

He tosses the door to the side, then climbs onto the apron, steps over the top rope, and grabs Brock from behind in a chokehold!

COLE
I...this must be who Alf was talking about earlier when he said "we got him!"

COACH
But WHO IS HE?

The man delivers a headbutt from behind, dropping Brock in a hurry!

COACH
Look at him manhandle Brock Ausstin!  Unbelievable!

He grabs Brock around the throat, and delivers a CHOKESLAM~!  The man slaps himself on the chest, drawing boos, then picks up Brock and whips him into the corner, delivering an AVALANCHE~!

COLE
And Brock CRUSHED in the corner!  This man has got to be well over 500 pounds, Coach!

COACH
Well over 7 feet tall, to boot!

The masked man picks up Brock on his shoulders next, then spins him around into a Boss Man Slam!

COLE
And what a move that was!

Alf crawls over towards Brock, as the masked man stands over them.

COLE
Oh no, don't tell me this is how it ends!

Alf drapes an arm over Brock...

COLE
KICK OUT, BROCK!

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3!!!

COACH
YEAH!!!

COLE
DAMN IT!!!

*DING DING DING*

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5th elimination: Brock Ausstin
eliminated by: Alfdogg (pinfall)
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BUFFER
[i]The winner of the contest...and NNNNNNNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heartland champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i]

COLE
I can't believe this!  Alfdogg has won the Heartland title for the third time, thanks to this, this MONSTER is the best I can put it!  I'm sure this Thursday on HeldDOWN, we'll be hearing more about this guy!

COACH
*clapping*  Whew!  That was unbelievable, Cole!  What an incredible match!

The masked man helps Alf up, as Team Canada runs into the ring to celebrate.  The referee hands Alf the belt, and the masked man hoists Alf up over his shoulder, as Alf has just enough energy and consciousness to raise the belt high.

COLE
Well, folks, it's a shame it had to end the way it did.  But tonight, six men gave you everything they had!  A lot of blood, a lot of sweat, and certainly a lot of tears, as well!  Careers have been altered for good!  And when the smoke settled, we have a new OAOAST Heartland champion, and for the third time in his career, it's Alfdogg holding the belt up high!  But I'm certain he hasn't heard the last of Brock Ausstin!

Brock is still unconscious on the mat, as the masked man lets Alf down, long enough for him to put a foot on Brock's chest and raise the belt.

COLE
Oh, give me a break!

Alf then rolls to the outside, and the masked man carries him to the back, as Team Canada is pumped.

COACH
So, how are you gonna top that?

COLE
It's going to be really, really tough, no doubt about it.  Right now, let's go back to Josh!