alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2006 [i]Tom Sawyer[/i] hits, and the crowd goes crazy as Alfdogg and Team Canada make their way to the ring. COLE Six-man tag team titles on the line up next! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Six-Man tag team championship! Making their way to the ring are the challengers, at a combined weight of 725 pounds...the team of KEN PANTERA, "AFTER HOURS" FELIX STRUTTER, and former World Heavyweight champion, ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Team Canada poses on the buckles, soaking in the cheers of the crowd. COLE Can the Canadians cap off a big week by adding more gold to their stable? We're about to find out! [i]Make Her Say[/i] by O-Town hits, and the Global Party Xchange walks out to a mixed reaction, followed by Jamie O'Hara. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a combined weight of 607 pounds...they are the OAOAST SIX-MAN tag team champions...the team of the SCOTTY STATIC and JOHNNY JACKSON, the GLOBAL PARTY XCHANGE, and their partner, JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COLE And what about Jamie O'Hara earlier tonight, Coach? Totally uncalled for with his actions towards PRL! COACH Oh, he was just havin' a little fun, Cole! Lighten up. COLE There's nothing fun about what Drek Stone did to him on Sunday night! There's nothing fun about having a GUN in your face, bullets or no bullets! How can Jamie O'Hara make light of something like that? O'Hara and the GPX hand their belts to the referee, who raises one in the air, then hands them to the timekeeper and calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE And it'll be Felix Strutter starting for the Canadian side, against Scotty Static for the champs! Strutter and Static circle the ring, and tie up. Strutter delivers an armdrag to Static, drawing BIG cheers from the crowd. COACH And the crowd's really into this one, Cole! COLE Indeed, this is the first time since the formation of this Canadian stable that we've come through this country! Static gets up, and goes in for the tieup once again. Static backs Strutter into the ropes, and delivers a right hand to the gut, drawing boos from the crowd. Strutter reverses the Irish whip attempt by Static, then Alf hops into the ring, and both Strutter and Alf leapfrog Static, then deliver a double hiptoss! COLE Nice teamwork by the challengers! O'Hara hops into the ring, and takes a double bodyslam! Alf and Strutter then deliver a double dropkick to O'Hara and Static, sending them to the outside! Jax jumps into the ring, but is met by Pantera, who picks him up in a PRESS SLAM~! and tosses him out onto his partners as the crowd goes BANANAS~! COLE Fast and furious action right off the bat, and the champs need to regroup! The champs regroup, as the challengers go back to their corner, and Pantera is tagged in. Static slides back in once again, and ties up with Pantera. COACH And now it's the power man of the team, Ken Pantera, in there with Scotty! Static goes to the eyes, then delivers a foot to the gut, then one to the face, sending Pantera down to his knees. Pantera gets back to his feet, and Static goes for an Irish whip, but Pantera reverses, then simply lets Static bounce off of him to the mat on his way back! COLE Too big, too strong, too powerful is Ken Pantera for these guys! Pantera backs into the ropes slowly, and is grabbed by the hair by Jax. He stops to go after Jax, allowing Static to drive a knee to the back. Static then tags Jax, who hops in and rams his knee right into the face of Pantera! COACH And stiff shots here from Johnny Jax! Jax backs Pantera into his own corner and fires off right hands. The referee backs Jax off, allowing O'Hara to wrap the tag rope around the neck of Pantera and choke away! COACH And nice teamwork here by the champs, that's why they hold those belts! Jax whips Pantera into a corner, but Pantera bounces right out and floors Jax with a big clothesline! Pantera then tags Strutter back in, and Strutter takes him down in a side headlock! Jax struggles to his feet, and pushes Strutter into the ropes, right into a knee from Static! COLE And some more outside intervention from Scotty Static, and now it's Strutter in trouble! Jax delivers a back suplex, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Static tags in, and the GPX whips Strutter into the ropes and deliver a double martial arts blow! Static then stomps away briefly, before tagging in O'Hara. COLE And Jamie O'Hara in legally for the first time tonight! O'Hara and Static pick up Strutter and drop him throat-first on the top rope, then O'Hara stomps away viciously. COACH And the champs showing some real aggression here, I'm impressed! O'Hara tags Static back in, and Static hits a BIG dropkick! COLE And great agility shown by Scotty Static! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter delivers a couple weak blows to the midsection, but Static picks him up and delivers a knee to the gut, then backs him into his corner and tags O'Hara once again. O'Hara delivers rights, which Strutter returns! COLE And Felix Strutter attempting to fight back here! O'Hara goes to the eyes, then whips Strutter across the ring, and follows with a running shoulder to the midsection! He follows with more shoulders, then whips him across once again, but this time Strutter hops over O'Hara, then rolls over into a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! O'Hara moves over quickly and starts to choke Strutter. COLE And O'Hara nearly pinned right there, they better be careful! O'Hara backs Strutter into the corner and tags in Jax, as Static hops off the apron. COACH And here's one of the patented moves of the GPX! Static pulls Strutter's feet out from under him, and crotches him on the post! Jax follows with a baseball slide kick! COLE And they hit it! Jax pulls Strutter out, and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE But Strutter still refuses to quit! O'Hara tags back in once again, and yells out CURBSTOOOOMP~! COACH And it's time for the CURBSTOMP~! O'Hara reaches down, sets up Strutter...and delivers the CURBSTOMP~! COLE And he hit it! O'Hara celebrates briefly, then tags in Scotty. COLE I think O'Hara should have covered right there! COACH I agree, I don't know what he's thinking! Static climbs backwards on the top rope, gaining his balance, then hops around, and goes for the STATIC SHOCK~!!!111...but Strutter rolls out of the way! COLE And nobody home! COACH And Strutter had better tag! Strutter and Static both crawl to their corners slowly. Static is able to make the tag to O'Hara, who rushes over to Strutter, just in time to see him TAG ALF~! COLE TAG MADE, and Alf in for the first time! The crowd ERUPTS, as Alf fires off right hands on O'Hara, then whips him into the corner, and catches him with a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BODYDROP~! COLE And Alf is a House-a-fire~! COACH He's like a bull in a china closet~! Alf follows up with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... Alf rolls out of the way, as Static comes in with an elbow, hitting his partner! COACH Uh-oh! COLE And Static inadvertenly nailing his parnter! Alf then grabs Static from behind, and delivers a BLUE THUNDER BOMB~! Everyone climbs into the ring, and a pier-six takes place! Alf vs Static! Strutter vs O'Hara! Pantera vs Jax! COLE And it's out of control right now! Everyone brawls to the outside, leaving Static and Alf in the ring, where Static delivers a LOW BLOW~! The referee is turned towards Pantera and Jax, as O'Hara whips Strutter into the steel steps! COACH Wait a minute, look who's here! COLE It's the Wildcards!!! What the hell are they doing out here??? Bruce Blank runs to ringside followed by Todd Cortez and Bloodshed, and they ambush O'Hara on the floor! Bloodshed and Cortez lift O'Hara up, and drop him on the railing! After this, the two then drag O'Hara down the aisleway. COLE Where are Todd Cortez and Bloodshed taking Jamie O'Hara? He's a part of this match! Blank obviously upset about his loss at WWE, and now they're going to take it out on Jamie O'Hara, obviously! Static spots Blank at ringside, and the two exchange words as Static stands in the ring. Meanwhile, Alf not-so-subtlely slips on a pair of brass knuckles, and pops Static right in the mouth as he turns around! COACH And now it's Static out like a light after that shot with the knucks! COLE And Alf's going upstairs! Alf climbs to the top, as the crowd is going nuts, and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! Crowd comes UNGLUED~ COACH And we've got NEW CHAMPS~! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Six-Man tag team champions...the team of FELIX STRUTTER, KEN PANTERA, and ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] The Canadian contingency celebrates with the belts, posing in the corners. COLE And thanks to the Wildcards, the Hooligans have lost the OAOAST Six-Man titles! COACH And how about this, Cole? Alf wears gold for the second time in a week! Alf poses in the corner nearest the aisle...where Bruce Blank continues to look on. Alf glances down at him, and Bruce looks back and makes the "you got a problem?" gesture at him. COACH Uh oh, we might have a little bonus action coming up, Cole! Look at this staredown! Alf slowly steps off the buckles, still looking at Bruce, as Team Canada realizes what's going on and hold Alf back. Bruce smiles as he backs down the aisle. COACH Wow, I don't know what to make of that one, Cole! COLE Well, the only thing I know is that we have brand-new Six-Man tag champs, and they're celebrating on the streets of Canada! For the Coach, I'm Michael Cole! See you next week! [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
