alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2006 [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits, and the crowd cheers for Jumbo, as he dances through the curtain, then slaps hands with the fans as he walks down the aisle. COLE And we're back with the big man, Jumbo! Let's to to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] COLE And next week when we return to the states, Jumbo will have a shot at the [i]Canadian[/i] champion :rolleyes:, Alfdogg! Jumbo climbs into the ring and dances into his corner, as DJ Clue's Super Mario Mix hits, and Quincy makes his way down the aisle. BUFFER [i]His opponent, from Queens, New York, weighing in at 220 pounds...representing the Burrough Boys...QUUUUUUUUUUUINNNCCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!![/i] COLE And it's the newest member of the Burrough Boys, Quincy, the opposition for Jumbo tonight, of course Quincy helping his partners in the Burrough Boys claim a tainted victory over Jumbo and the Jamaicans, Denzel and Reggie, at World Without End! *DING DING DING* Jumbo and Quincy circle the ring, and tie up. Jumbo immediately shoves Quincy off into a corner! COACH Not too smart, Quincy! Jumbo struts across the ring, as Quincy throws a tantrum in the corner. Quincy then comes out for another tieup, but instead rakes the eyes of Jumbo. Quincy delivers right hands to Jumbo, then attempts to ram him into the corner, but Jumbo blocks. COLE And Jumbo blocking that move! Jumbo blocks again, then grabs Quincy and starts ramming as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Jumbo follows up with a vertical suplex, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Jumbo gets up, then backs into the ropes, and goes for an elbowdrop, but Quincy rolls out of the way! COACH No one home on that attempt! Quincy quickly delivers forearms the the back of the big man, then climbs to the top rope, and hits a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Jumbo rolls into a corner, where Quincy hits him with a STINGER SPLASH~! Quincy then attempts a bodyslam, but can't budge the big man. COLE Another not-too-smart move by Quincy, just as he was scoring some big moves on the big man! Jumbo scoops Quincy, and slams him to the mat with ease. He then backs into the ropes, and this time scores with the elbowdrop! COLE And this time Jumbo able to drop the elbow! Jumbo sends Quincy into the ropes, and floors him with a BIG BOOT~! He then backs into the ropes...and is tripped up by Luther! COLE And there's the other Burrough Boys! The referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Luther and Waldo roll into the ring, and whip Jumbo across the ring. Jumbo ducks a double clothesline, and hits one of his own! COLE But Jumbo able to fight both men off! Mariano leaps off the top rope, but Jumbo catches him! Jumbo holds him, but he's clipped from behind by Waldo! Quincy then comes up from behind, grabs Jumbo by the head, and ROLLS THE DICE~! COLE Quincy with the TANOOKI SUIT~! As the Burrough Boys lift Jumbo off the mat, Denzel Spencer and Reggie Lamont rush to the ring! COACH Here come the Jamaicans! The Jamaicans put up a fight, but fall to numbers, as Quincy, Luther, and Waldo hammer away, as Mariano stays on Jumbo. Quincy, Luther, and Waldo then pick up the Jamaicans, and deliver a TRIPLE DDT~!!! COLE And a TRIPLE DDT from the Burrough Boys! COACH I don't think I've seen that before! Waldo then climbs the top rope, as Quincy grabs Jumbo in a front facelock, and Mariano grabs Jumbo's right wrist and extends his arm. COACH Uh oh, they're gonna break his arm, Cole! As Luther grabs a chair from ringside, Waldo jumps off and drives his knee into the arm of Jumbo! COLE OH NO! Jumbo lays on the mat clutching his arm, as Luther rolls in, and begins ramming the chair into it! However, the cheers of the crowd alert them, as Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly rush in, carrying steel chairs! COACH And Heat and Fly were smarter than the Jamaicans, they came armed! The Burrough Boys flee the ring, and gloat in the aisle, as Fly checks on Jumbo. COLE Well, I sensed that this thing was not yet over, and I couldn't have been more right! COACH Or more humble, for that matter! COLE There's going to be hell to pay for the Burrough Boys, I can guarantee that! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and the crowd goes wild as Thunderkid makes his way to the ring. COLE Thunderkid in action up next! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK slides into the ring and poses on the buckles. COLE And this is the first time we've seen TK since the Chamber of Hell at World Without End! BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Portland, Oregon, weighing in at 235 pounds...STEVE HAYES![/i] *jobber reaction* *DING DING DING* TK and Hayes circle the ring and tie up. TK grabs Hayes in a side headlock, then Hayes backs TK into the ropes. Hayes shoves TK off, and TK comes back in with a running shoulder block, knocking Hayes all the way across the ring! Hayes charges, and gets taken down with an armdrag! TK then bars the arm. COACH Well, he's not showing any ill effects from that grueling match! COLE Indeed not, TK looking real sharp here thus far! Hayes gets to his feet, then grabs TK by the hair and backs him into the corner. Hayes lays in a shot to the gut, then a second, but TK quickly turns it around, and delivers shots to the gut, then a BIG European uppercut, which knocks Hayes up and across the ropes! TK then delivers a big overhand shot to the gut, knocking him back down. COLE And he's really working over Steve Hayes here! TK whips Hayes across the ring, and catches him with a PRESS SLAM~! on the way back! TK yells out to the crowd, which cheers him on in return. COLE And still possessing that power! TK delivers a foot to the gut, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! TK then signals for the end, before picking up Hayes, and planting him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...THUNDERKID![/i] COLE TK very impressive in his return to action! Let's go to Tony Schiavone up at the podium! TONY All right, thank you, Michael Cole, joining me at this time, back for the first time since World Without End and the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell, please welcome Brock Ausstin! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits, and the crowd boos as Brock makes his way to the podium. COLE And the partisan Canadian crowd letting Brock know how they feel! TONY Brock, I guess my first question is, how do you feel after that grueling match at World Without End? BROCK Schiavone, I'll be honest, I've felt better. I mean, that Mammoth is a monster. So powerful, the way he picked me up and crushed me into the mat...I've never felt anything like it. And then, knowing Alf got one over on me again, it's just been eating at me for the last 11 days now. TONY On the other side of the coin, Alf and his bunch have had a lot of time to gloat at your expense, and I know you're not ready to let it happen. BROCK That's exactly right, Schiavone. I may feel like crap right now, but that doesn't mean I'm going to roll over and lie down. In fact, I'm here to lay out a challenge right here tonight, for Syndicated! *crowd cheers the challenge, but boos Brock's perceived arrogance* COACH Oh, I like where this is headed! BROCK At Syndicated, from Pittsburgh, PA, I want Alf, and his newfound friend the Mammoth, in a tag team match! *crowd cheers* COACH What? BROCK And I've got someone in mind for my partner...but I'll make the announcement at a later date. *crowd boos* TONY Well, there you have it from Brock Ausstin, he didn't beat around the bush, he wants Alfdogg and The Manitoba Mammoth at Syndicated! Let's go back to ringside! COACH Cole, what is Brock thinking? COLE Obviously, he's got some revenge on his mind! COACH Yeah, but who on Earth is he going to find that's going to help him against Alfdogg and the Mammoth in a tag team match? COLE We'll just have to wait until next week to find out! [i]Tom Sawyer[/i] hits, and the crowd ERUPTS as Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera come through the curtains. COLE And here come the Canadians! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way down the aisle, accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross, at a combined weight of 485 pounds...here are KEN PANTERA and FELIX STRUTTER, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] The Canadians pose on the buckles, then Buffer hands the mike to Felix Strutter. STRUTTER You all know what time it is! *crowd cheers* STRUTTER Get on your feet, Canada! Strutter walks around the ring raising his arms in the air, as the Canadian crowd stands. Rick Heyross stands mid-ring with the Canadian flag, as Pantera stands to his right at the ropes. Strutter hands the mic back to Buffer, and stands to the left of Heyross, by the ropes, as [i]O Canada[/i] plays. The anthem finishes playing, and the crowd cheers. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...first, from...[/i] The jobbers attack before the bell! COLE Wow, and these guys aren't wasting any time getting down to business! One hammers Strutter, and one hammers Pantera, as they stand next to one another. Both attempt Irish whips, but both are countered, and pulled into STEREO BELLY-TO-BELLYS~! COACH But they're dealing with the best tag team in the World, Cole! The crowd goes crazy, as Pantera clotheslines a jobber to the floor. COLE Well, I think the tag team champions, the Sooner Bruisers, would have something to say about that, but nevertheless, the sneak attack didn't set them back for long! The remaining jobber is sent to the corner, where Pantera charges and hits him with a clothesline! Strutter waits on him to come out, then sets a foot to the gut, and hits the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!! COACH And they're going for it early here! Pantera picks up the jobber and sets him on the top rope, then climbs to the second rope. Strutter climbs to the top right behind the jobber. COLE What are they setting up here? Pantera lifts the jobber and holds him, allowing Strutter to get position on the top, then falls back, as Strutter jumps off, grabbing the feet and sitting out onto his sternum! COLE WOW, what a move that was! Strutter stays on top and grabs the legs... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here are your winners...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COLE Big win for the home people, Team Canada victorious! Let's go to... [i]Speak to Me/Breathe[/i] by Pink Floyd plays, and the crowd goes wild again, as "The Manitoba Mammoth" Deon Black walks to the ring, accompanied by Alfdogg. COLE And the Mammoth set for action! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following handicap match is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, accompanied by the OAOAST Canadian champion, Alfdogg...hailing from Winnipeg, Manitoba, he weighs in at 518 pounds..."THE MANITOBA MAMMOTH" DEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLACK!!!!![/i] COLE And this is a 2-on-1 matchup for the Mammoth tonight! BUFFER [i]His opponents...at a total combined weight of 496 pounds...first, hailing from St. Paul, Minnesota...RICK JONES![/i] *jobber reaction* [i]And from Boise, Idaho...KEVIN HARPER![/i] *jobber reaction* *DING DING DING* The jobbers start to circle around Black, as Black tries to keep an eye on both. Both jobbers then move in, and each grab a leg on Black. Black hammers Jones with an elbow to the back of the head, then grabs Harper and delivers a BIG headbutt! COLE And Kevin Harper knocked right to the mat on that one! Black then grabs Jones by the right arm, and pulls him in for a short clothesline! COACH Wow, what a shot! Black moves in on Harper, who has backed into a corner, and hammers away at the face and midsection. COLE And Deon Black, with a flurry being delivered to Kevin Harper! Harper sinks in the corner, as Jones jumps on the back of the Mammoth. Harper then jumps up and hammers from behind, and the duo sets up a double suplex! They can't budge the big man, then Black suplexes both men simultaneously! COACH How about that for a double suplex? COLE Very, very impressive, that goes without saying! Black then picks up Harper, then ducks down underneath Harper's legs, and lifts him in the air, before grabbing him by the ankles, lifting him and slamming him HARD onto the canvas! Harper rolls all the way over onto his stomach! COLE Oh my GOD! Harper may have a broken back here! COACH And now it's Rick Jones's turn! Black then scoops Jones onto his shoulders, and delivers the BLACK RIVER BOMB~!!!111 Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* Alf grabs the mic from Buffer before he can even make the announcement, and climbs into the ring. ALF So, Brock...you [i]really[/i] want more of this? *crowd cheers* ALF Well, to answer your little challenge...YES! We accept! *crowd cheers louder* COACH There it is, Cole! Brock's death warrant has just been signed! ALF Now, I don't know who this poor bastard is that's going to join you in staring at the lights at Syndicated, but you can bet you're both going to get a WHOLE lot more of this! Alf drops the mic to the mat, as [i]Speak to Me/Breathe[/i] plays them off. COLE It's on at Syndicated! It's going to be Alf and the Mammoth taking on Brock Ausstin and a partner of his choosing, whomever he may be! Let's go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2006 OK, this goes after the Mammoth match, obv. Cut backstage, where Alfdogg is seen on his cell phone. Apparently he can't get a hold of whomever he's trying to call. Josh Matthews walks into the room. JOSH Alf, I was interested in your thoughts about Drek Stone's suspension which was announced last week. ALF I fully support the suspension. I froze when I saw what Drek did. It was incredibly offensive at best. I would never support the murder of another wrestler regardless of stable affiliation. I have friends working in the business and based on some rumors they've been telling me recently, I wouldn't take actions like that lightly. I just want the day to be over and will pray for the safety of PRL. Josh pauses, as the smarts in the crowd laugh. JOSH OK...well, you just accepted the challenge of Brock Ausstin for Syndicated, what are your thoughts heading into... Alf's cell phone rings. ALF *pointing at his phone* This is an important call. Get out of here. Josh leaves, as Alf answers the phone. ALF Adam! This is Alf. Look, I've got a little business proposition for you. Alf paces around the ring, and then we cut back to the arena. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
