alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2006 [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] plays, and the crowd cheers, as Jumbo slowly walks out, with his arm heavily bandaged. COLE And here comes Jumbo, already at a severe disadvantage here as he challenges Alfdogg for the Canadian title! COACH He was at a disadvantage from the moment this match was signed, Cole! COLE Let's go to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The following contest is the the OAOAST Heartland championship! Introducing the challenger, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] COLE And Jumbo suffering an arm injury at the hands of the Burrough Boys last week, but here apparently to try to tough it out against Alf! [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alf walks through the curtains, followed by Team Canada, Deon Black and Rick Heyross. Black is carrying a square table, and each member of Team Canada has a chair. BUFFER [i]His opponent...weighing in at 240 pounds...he is the REIGNING OAOAST Canadian champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] The Canadian contingency enters the ring, and Felix Strutter grabs the mic as Pantera sets up the furniture in mid-ring. STRUTTER All right, you people know what time it is! *crowd boos* STRUTTER I want all you Sooner sissies in this building, to get up on your feet, and show some respect for the greatest country on the face of this Earth! Strutter gets his position by the ropes, and O Canada plays. COLE What's with the table in the ring? COACH Quiet, Cole, show some respect! The anthem finishes playing, and then Strutter hands the mike to Alf. ALF So Jumbo...I see you got you a little boo-boo on your arm there...so I tell you what, I'm gonna take it easy on you tonight. For the first time in OAOAST history, you will see a championship belt contested in...an ARMWRSETLING MATCH! *crowd boos* COLE An arm-wrestling match??? But Jumbo's arm is injured! ALF So just sit down in that chair there... Both men take their seats, and the bell rings. *DING DING DING* The referee positions their hands together. COLE This is not right. REFEREE I'm gonna count to three, and then I'm gonna let go, and you go at it. Ready? Alf nods. REFEREE One, two, three...GO! The referee lets go, and Alf immediately slams Jumbo's arm to the table. *DING DING DING* Alf jumps out of the chair, then runs to the corner, and poses on the buckle, with a big cheesy smile on his face. COLE Give me a break! What a way to retain you title, huh? BUFFER [i]The winner of the contest...and STILL OAOAST Canadian champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf jumps off the buckle, and [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits, bringing Brock Ausstin out to the stage. COACH What's he doing out here? Brock claps sarcastically, with a mike in his hand. BROCK Great title defense, Alf! A COURAGEOUS effort! You're not gonna have that luck at Syndicated, though! *crowd cheers* BROCK I suppose you're wondering what I'm doing out here...well, I don't have a match...so what else would I be doing out here, other than to introduce my tag team partner? *crowd ROARS* COACH I just don't who he could have... *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* *crowd ERUPTS* COLE I THINK WE JUST FOUND OUT! COACH No WAY, it can't be! The crowd noise only escalates when the 24/7 champion BOHEMOTH walks through the curtain, then walks to both sides of the entryway, acknowledging the crowd! COACH These guys just had a grueling match against one another three weeks ago, and now they're going to be partners??? Bo then meets Brock in the aisle, and delivers a HIGH TEN~! COLE YES THEY ARE!!! Alf is going nuts in the ring, before having to join Team Canada in restraining big Deon. COACH The Mammoth doesn't care, he's ready to take 'em both right now! COLE What a match set for Syndicated! Alf and the Mammoth! Brock and Bohemoth! What else could happen here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
