alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg walks out followed by Deon Black. They are accompanied by Rick Heyross. COACH I've been waiting a long time for this one! COLE Big tag team match, coming up! Let's go to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way down the aisle, accompanied by Rick Heyross...at a total combined weight of 758 pounds...the team of "THE MANITOBA MAMMOTH", DEON BLACK, and his partner, the OAOAST Canadian champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE Brock Ausstin laid out the challenge a couple weeks ago on HeldDOWN~! Alf accepted on behalf of his team, and a week later, Brock revealed his partner, the 24/7 champion Bohemoth! Alf poses on the buckle, as Heyross grabs a mic and hands it to him. COLE And this is going to be a barnburner! Alf takes the mic, and Heyross stands in mid-ring with the Canadian flag. COACH Time to get up, Cole! Show some respect! ALF So, here we are, here at Syndicated! We have arrived! *crowd boos* ALF And Brock, I know you have high hopes now that you've landed the METROSEXUAL MONSTER, Bohemoth as your tag partner... *crowd cheers* ALF But in just a few short minutes, when the Mammoth gets his hands on the two of you, your hopes will turn into REALITY. And when it's all said and done, Brock, you two are gonna feel like Ben Roethlisburger after a bike ride... COACH HI-YO~! *crowd boos loudly* ALF ...because you're gonna CRASH and BURN! *crowd continues to boo* ALF Now then, before me and the Mammoth squash these two into American cheese, all you morons here in Shittsburgh need to stand up, and show some respect for the greatest country in the world! Alf hands the mic to Buffer, and stands at the ropes with his hands behind his back, as [i]O Canada[/i] plays. The anthem finishes, and Alf stretches on the ropes. [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits, and Brock Ausstin gets a THUNDEROUS pop as he comes through the curtains. COLE And here come their opponents! BUFFER [i]Introducing their opponents...at a total combined weight of 589 pounds...introducing first, from Victoria, Minnesota...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN~!!!!![/i] Brock walks down the aisle, then stops at the end of it. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* *crowd ROARS* BUFFER [i]And his partner, from Greenville, South Carolina...he is the REIGNING OAOAST 24/7 champion...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] Alf and Black wait not-so-patiently in their corner, as Brock and Bo pose on the buckles, on the side of the ring facing the aisleway. COACH This is gonna be great, Cole! COLE Indeed, this has the potential to be one of the best tag matches of all time! *DING DING DING* After brief deliberation, Brock steps out of the ring, leaving Bohemoth. Black steps over the top to the apron, and Alf faces Bo. COLE And it looks like it'll be Alf starting it off with Bohemoth! COACH Champion vs champion! However, Bo turns to say something to Brock, and Alf immediately tags in Black! COACH No, the Mammoth's coming in! Bo delivers rights, but is eventually overpowered by the big man. COLE And Bo got caught! Black hammers away on Bo, delivering a big right hand to the face, sending him staggering back into the corner! Black delivers lefts and rights to the head and midsection of Bo in the corner. COACH And look at the Mammoth handle big Bo! Black grabs Bo by the right arm, and pulls him out into a short clothesline! He then reaches over and tags Alf. COLE And NOW Alf wants in! Give me a break! Alf stomps away on Bo, then lays him on his back, and delivers a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Bo and whips him into a corner, but Bo evades a charge, and tags in Brock! COLE And Brock in the ring now! Brock goes after Alf, but catches a thumb to the eye. Alf then attempts a right hand, but it's blocked! A left is blocked, as well! Alf then tries a kick, which is caught! COLE And Alf is caught now! Brock spins Alf around, and delivers an atomic drop! Alf goes right into Bo, who delivers a right hand! COLE And we got a little ping-pong action here! Each man delivers two more rights, before Brock whips Alf into the ropes, and delivers a big backdrop! COACH And Alf in trouble early here! COLE Great elevation on the backdrop from Brock Ausstin! Brock tags Bo back in, then whips Alf into the ropes. Alf gets caught with a double back elbow! COACH I've got to say, I'm impressed with the continuity of Brock and Bo thus far! Bo scoops up Alf, and drives him with a running powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock tags back in, and grabs Alf's head, ramming it into the buckles, as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! Brock stops and takes Alf over to Bo, ramming his face into Bo's outstretched boot! 10!!! Bo then tags in, and delivers a vertical suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock tags in once again, and slams Alf to the mat. He then drops an elbow! COLE Big elbow from Brock! Brock then backs into the ropes, and drops a second! He then gets up, backs in again, and drops a third! Brock then gets up to take a shot at Black, but Black blocks the shot, and delivers a big headbutt, followed by a BIG right to the face, sending Brock to the mat! COACH Now that was kind of stupid on Brock's part, don't you think, Cole? COLE Brock going to meet Deon Black in the corner, and two impressive shots sends him right to the mat! Alf scoots over and tags Black, who steps in and picks up Brock, then lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~! COACH Look at that! Amazing! COLE Brock Ausstin, 305 pounds, lifted into the air like a featherweight by the Manitoba Mammoth! Black drops Brock across the top rope, throat-first! He then grabs onto the ropes, while standing right on Brock's midsection! COLE And now 500 pounds-plus on the midsection of Brock Ausstin! Black picks up Brock, and easily delivers a scoop slam. COACH Look at that, one-armed scoop slam... Black then backs into the ropes, and drops a big elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH And Brock is in MAJOR trouble right now! Black turns Brock over, and applies a Boston crab! COLE And now a submission hold applied! COACH No, they're setting something up here! Alf tags in as Black still has the hold applied, and drops a snap legdrop to the back of the head! COLE And a nice legdrop by Alf, who is the legal man! A tag was made! Alf hooks Brock, and delivers a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE And Brock still BARELY surviving! Alf whips Brock into the ropes, and swings around him, grabbing a sleeper! COACH Alf sinking that sleeper in deep! Brock walks around the ring going for ropes, but Alf cinches in, and is able to drag Brock down to the mat. As he lays Brock down completely, the referee checks the arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! Brock holds through on the third lift! Brock forces his way up, and delivers a blow to the gut! Then a second! And a third, breaking the hold! Brock backs into the ropes, but Alf catches him with a knee to the gut! Alf then picks up Brock, and sets up a BELLY-TO-BELLY~!, but Brock blocks it, and delivers one of his own! COLE Belly-to-belly from Brock Ausstin out of nowhere! COACH And now he's got to tag! Alf opts to attempt to stop Brock, to no avail, as he MAKES A TAG~! COLE TAG MADE, and Bo in there! Bo delivers fists of fury, then backs Alf into the ropes, whipping him across and catching him with a big clothesline! He follows that with the STYLE INJECTION~! COLE There's the Style Injection! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Alf gets a shoulder up! Bo scoops up Alf, holding him for several seconds. COLE And Bo picking his spots here... Bo slams Alf to the mat! Bo then goes into a corner, and hops to the second rope. COLE Don't see this much from the big man! COACH He's taking too much time, though! Bo measures, and jumps off...right into a SUPERKICK~! from Alf! COLE WOW, and Alf caught him GOOD coming off that second rope! Alf quickly tags out to Black. COACH And here comes the big man again! Black picks up Bo, and shoves him right into a corner. COACH Look at this guy, Cole, he's awesome! COLE And this is his first real taste of OAOAST competition, he's been going through the preliminary wrestlers over the past few weeks! Black measures Bo, and delivers an AVALANCHE~! COLE And Bo crushed by 500-plus pounds in the corner! Bo sinks to a sitting position in the corner, where Black sits right down on him! COLE And again, wow! Black grabs Bo around the throat, and delivers a CHOKESLAM~! COLE And a one-armed chokeslam! Alf tags back in, and hammers away on Bo...then delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COACH Alf's setting him up, Cole! Alf measures Bo, and follows up with a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! Alf waits on Bo once again, and goes for the WHIPLASH~!!!, but Bo slips behind the back, then shoves Alf off into the ropes, and catches him with a SPINEBUSTER~!!! COLE And a big SPINEBUSTER from Bo, and now HE needs to make a tag! Bo slides over to his corner as Alf gets to his feet, and tags Brock! COLE And Brock back in once again! Alf begs off, but to no avail, as Brock delivers right hands, then ducks a big right from Alf, and delivers a back suplex! Brock then gets up to meet Black, backing into the ropes and delivering a flying shoulderblock, sending Black staggering into the ropes, and tying him up! The crowd is going nuts! COLE And the big man's trapped! Brock whips Alf into the ropes, and he and Bo deliver a DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER~!!! They then pick Alf up for a double suplex, as Heyross helps untie Black, who then hammers both guys from behind, grabbing them from behind and ramming their heads together. COACH Not for long, though, look at the big man dominate! COLE The referee's lost control of this one! Black grabs Bo, and delivers a trapped-arm belly-to-belly! Alf then picks up Brock for the EMERALD FUSION~!!!!!11111, as Black sets Bo up for the SWAN RIVER SLAM~!!!!!11111 However, Brock slips off, and shoves Alf towards Black, with Alf's head ramming right into the groin of Black! COACH Oh no! Bo slips off, and joins hands with Brock, as they double clothesline Black to the floor, but he lands on his feet! COLE And the big man comes down on his feet! Black then doubles over from the groin shot, as Brock picks up Alf and whips him into Bo, for the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 COLE THERE IT IS~! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH I wouldn't have believed it, Cole! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNN and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEMOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] Brock raises Bo's hand, as the two face every side of the ring. COACH Look, Cole! Black is trying to get into the ring, as Alf slides out and sluggishly grabs one of his arms, and Team Canada runs down to restrain him, as well! COACH It's taking all of these guys to restrain Deon Black from challenging both of these guys! COLE This one is far from over, I promise you that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
