Homer Goes To College...

[Guest Crazy Dan]

One of my favorite Ralph quotes comes from the gambling episode.

 

It's when Lisa and Ralph win the prize for having the state costume which had no parents help on it (or someting like that)

 

Ralph: I'm Idaho.

 

Ms. Hoover: Sure you are Ralph.  Sure you are.

 

I just love that.

[Guest redbaron51]

The children had to stay in school because of the blizzard was pretty funny.

 

"Now nibbles, chew through my ball sack!"

 

Nibbles is confused

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Did I mention how much I HATE the new post 97 Simpsons... God, I was watching the boy band eps yest.  Ok, some of it, I had to turn the channel is was so fucking bad.

 

They should have more SPINAL TAP eps.

 

"GOOD NITE SPRINGTON, THERE WILL BE NO ENCORE"

[Guest]

98-99 was good. 99-00 was alright. 00-01 was better. 01-02 was bad.

 

More from the Spinal Tap ep:

The fan blowing so hard that the blond hair guys hair is about to be ripped off and he says "Medium setting!"

 

When Harry Shearer's character says "You know, people think there are 5 members of Spinal Tap. But they are wrong." Silence "Will someone turn on the house lights? We have to turn on the houselights to show the people they're the sixth member of the freaking group!" "Lasers!"

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I prefer the term "God Awful" when talking aboot all the seasons after Season 7/8.

 

"This is a Rock Concert, not a bloomin, splish-splash show..."

 

"We salute you, our half inflated dark lord! OY"

[Guest MaxPower27]

I think the problem that most long time fans have with the new shows is that they don't focus on just one subject. It starts out with one thing, and BAM they jump into something different and unrelated. I've always said that if you don't likeit, don't watch it, because I hate reading/hearing people bitch.

 

Oh, the Spinal Tap one was friggin' awesome. I'm waiting to catch the softball eps. soon.

 

"You, Strawberry! Hit a homerun!"

 

"Ok, skip"

 

Strawberry hits a homerun.

 

"I told him to do that Smithers"

 

"Brilliant strategy, sir"

[Guest]

If you watch closely, the topics can be connected.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I haven't watched the new simpsons for like 3/4 years, I catch a little bit, but I turn it off after like a minute or two.

 

Why?

 

Homer is Evil

 

Bart is Gay

 

The simpsons rely on sight gags WAY too much.  It seems like now they think of something that looks funny, and builds an eps. around it.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

ok the funniest episode of all in my opinion is when Homer changes his name to Max Power

 

-Homer gets a scarf caught in a ceiling fan

 

-Homer walks into a cactus

 

-Homer considers the other names when changing his name:

Handsome B. Wonderful

Rockerfellar Q. Einstien

Hercules Superman

 

-When getting the shirt with his name on it..."...Sir most people just get their initials" "Every letter in Max Power is more important than the one before...no...as important...And if you have room I want you to put a few exclamation points and a pirate flag"

 

-"Max Power doesnt cuddle, you strap yourself in and feel the G's"

 

I non-Homer humor...

-When chasing Homer around the tree, the cops run in opposite directions

 

-Bill Clinton makes a pass at Marge

 

-Oh there is just too much good stuff

 

EDIT: Spelling mistake

[Guest Matt]

Before i begin, the best line in the Immigration eps. had to be........

 

"If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker."

 

Then, the funny part, Bart is the only one who laughs, hilarious especially if you're one who shares a sense of humor with his father that not many others have...

 

But my vote goes to the Stonecutters episode.

 

Marge: Now Homer, don't go stalking anyone again

Homer: Ok fine,  (pause)I'm going outside... to.... STALK... lenny and carl... D'OH!

 

Homer:Ha! I just saved your life! That egg sandwich could have killed you by cholesterol.

Lenny: I dunno Homer, while it has been shown that eggs do CONTAIN cholesterol. It was not been proven that they increase the level of serum cholesterol in the human body.

Homer: So those egg council freaks got to you too huh?

Lenny: No Homer, its not like that

(Man in egg suit slides out the door and races down the hall

Homer:YOU'D BETTER RUN EGG

 

Homer: Why wont lenny and carl let me into their stupid club for jerks

 

Grandpa: Im the president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason...

 

Homer: Jealous

Carl: Well no homer, we've got the same chair

Homer: You're jealous

 

Homer: Have you noticed that a walk through the desert is a lot like the unblinking eye, which is exactly like the wreck of the hesperet.

Number One: And now, the final ordeal, The paddling of the swollen ass.... with paddles.

 

Homer: I think i have to do it again, my blindfold came off

 

Number One: And if you shall ever disgrace the order of the Stonecutters , may your stomach become bloated and your head be plucked of all but three hairs.

Moe: Uhhh ...I think he should have to take a different oath.

Number One: Everyone takes the same oath!! Now tlet's all get drunk and play ping pong!!

Moe: (after everyone leaves) He's already kinda heavy y'know

 

Lisa: See, your position of power has already left you isolated from the rest of the world

Homer: Whaddaya mean isolated (echoing) ated, ated, ated?

 

Lisa: Beware the ides of March

Homer: No

 

Homer: I saw weird stuff at that place last night. Weird, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, EVIL stuff .... and I want in.

 

All that, plus the Stonecutters theme, Lenny giving the Stonecutters cover away to Homer, Mr. Burns getting kicked by the baby while pushing him in the swing, Moe getting caught in the covered slide (SOMEBODY GET THE JAWS OF LIFE!!), and them painting the school building sky blue and having a helicopter crash into it all equal not only comedic mastery but the Best. Episode. Everrrrrrrr

[Guest Vern Gagne]

The Monorail Episdode is probably my favorite

 

The guy on TV who looks exactly like Homer but with Hair.

 

Bart:For the first time dad, I'm not ashamed to say your my father.

 

Homer:Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr. Than all the kids can call you HoJu.

 

Marge:Homer, there's a man here that thinks he can help you

 

Homer:Is it Batman

 

Marge:No, he's a scientist

 

Homer:Batman's a scientist

 

Marge:It's not Batman

 

Krusty Opens the Monorail Door

 

Krusty: Krusty wants out

 

Leonard Nimoy:No, the world needs laughter

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

I would think about putting the Stone Cutters eps. my top 10 because it has so many classic lines, but it just seems to be 'lets teach homer a lesson' eps. which has plagued the simpsons in the past few years and really blew open Homers need for acceptance (which, besides from his family, he never really had before).

[Guest Patorick]

My favourite episode is probably the one where Flanders goes crazy and we learn about his childhood temper control treatment. *Spank*

 

"Lousy beatnicks"

[Guest NoCalMike]

I agree with Vern.  The monorail episode is probobaly one of my favorites. Although it is hard to pick just one....

[Guest DerangedHermit]

My favourite episode is probably the one where Flanders goes crazy and we learn about his childhood temper control treatment. *Spank*

"I'm Dick Tracy, and you're Pruneface. Now I'm Pruneface, and you're Dick Tracy. Now I'm Prune Tracy, and you're -"