Let's Dance!

[Guest]

I doubt that most of the people here would be reluctant to fast-dance(after a few mugs or shots, sure, maybe), but I know that all of the people here at least engage in the fine art of chair-dancing. You know what I mean, it's something almost all of us white folk do. We have no real rhythm below our waists, so we do our dancing while sitting down.

 

In short, what gets you to heed the words of De La Soul and bust a move?

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

Most white folks i know dont dance hardly. We go to concerts and like just stand there or jump up and down. We have no soul.

[Guest ant_7000]

I used to be able to dance back in day stuff was simple, but some of the new dances moves (street dance) are complicated. I can still dirty dance with the females when a house music song comes on at the club.

[Guest redbaron51]

Dancing to me is...

 

Going into a mosh pit and kicking the shit out of someone.

 

Playing Air Guitar with anything you can find. (I've played with my cat once)

 

A good way to score on some girls.

[Guest]

I didn't dance myself until this year's Valentine's Day dance. I discovered though that I inherited my mother and father's respective great rhythms. I can dirty dance and I even invented THE SEIZURE~!, a move where I literally mimic a seizure. It's called for when a very fast beated song comes on(ie. "Brass Monkey," a dance and prom favorite).

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

There is this guy that we all make fun of that does some of the stupidest shit. I named his wannabe worm THE SEIZURE. He does this one where he bends his leg and grabs his ankle of the bent leg and moves it up and down. That is now known as the Rob(after that dude)

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I do the Andy-Dance...which is a collection of the worst dance moves I can think off...

[Guest Mark4steamboat]

White guys usually dance to look like asses but black people take is seriously. I commend the race that actually has rhythm and soul.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

In short, what gets you to heed the words of De La Soul and bust a move?

 

Young MC sang Bust a Move

[Guest]

You are correct. I was listening to "Me, Myself, and I" when I typed that.

 

I type to look good, and I usually pull it off when I'm actually trying. Shocks a lot of people I know that I can actually move.

 

Oh, and that "The Rob" dance is actually a dance, but I'm not sure what it's called. I would think it's called the Sprinkler, but I know the Sprinkler is something else, that being the holding of one hand behind the head or neck while holding the other stiffly outward and pumping inward with the pointing elbow of the arm held behind the head.

 

Damn, explaining dances in words is hard!