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Guest razazteca

from what I see from the commercials being on heavy rotation on ever channel every 90 seconds, it must be a lame movie.  A basketball star gets thrown out of the league and decides to play in the Womens league, cause they all look so butch anyway, I'll fit in perfectly.

 

I think this movie will make less money than Pootey Tang or less than $2 million gross.

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Guest razazteca

Yeah, but if the WNBA wanted to make a movie to hype up the league, could'nt they get somebody more famous than Tommy Davison and Miguel Nunez?

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Guest J*ingus

It looks exactly like every other "man pretending to be woman" movie over the past twenty years.  But at least the drag queen in question looks kinda sorta vaguely like a woman, which is something that Sorority Boys couldn't claim.

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Guest What?!

I'd say this is going to be the leading candidate for worst movie of the year.

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Guest ant_7000
Yeah, but if the WNBA wanted to make a movie to hype up the league, could'nt they get somebody more famous than Tommy Davison and Miguel Nunez?

WNBA is not supporting the movie the league is called WUBA in the movie and only part I like is when he was in shower with his jersey on I might see it just because Vivica Fox is in it, but this movie going to be garbage just like that basketball movie with LiL Bow Wow.

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Guest cynicalprofit

I think its safe to say it here "Worst movie ever."

 

and is it just me but does manjuwanna, which is thte title backwards, sound a little like marijuanna?

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I could not believe they played The stupid black kid movie about basketball shoes instead of The Matrix sequel previews during Star Wars Episode 2 AOTC.

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Guest dreamer420

the movie looks horrible.  not one funny joke in the trailers is pretty bad when you are trying to sell a comedy.

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You-know,

I-thought-Pootie-Tang-was-funny.

 

The-only-reason-i'm-gonna-see-Like-Mike-is-because-it-will-have-a-variety-of-NBA-players.It-will-more-tha

n-likely-make-around-10-20-million-and-come-in-second-after-Men-In-Black-II-which-will-mak

e-a-lot.

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Guest Mark4steamboat

Like Mike... im not even going to comment on the STUPID idea this is.  I dont see it cracking the top 5 and im not so sure that MIB2 will do as good as the last one.

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It-will-crack-the-top-5.All-of-Bow-Wow's-fans(mostly-female,but-a-few-male)will-see-it.While-Men-In-Black-II-may-not-do-as-

good-as-the-first,it-will-still-be-#1-mainly-because-it-doesn't-have-much-competition-on-that-date.

 

July3rd:

Men-In-Black-II

Like-Mike

The-Powerpuff-Girls

 

See-what-I-mean.

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

Pff, this ain't no LADYBUGS and he ain't no Rodney Dangerfield, so this ain't no gunna be funny.

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Guest Youth N Asia

In honor of Tommy Davison being in this movie I think it's time to give a lifetime achievement award to the least funnniest human being of all time...

 

I vote Tommy

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Guest razazteca

Tommy Davidson was funny in Booty Call

 

Juwanna Man has a very weak plot, why could'nt they just do the "fish out of water" angle in a European league, instead a womens league.  I doubt that the movie will aire in my small town, the local theater only has 8 screens and will most likely have MIB2 on 2 or more screens.

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Guest ant_7000

Tommy was alright in Booty Call, but Jamie Foxx stole the show in that one. Juwanna Man should just come out on video like someone know who Miguel Nunez Jr is (Leperchuan 4) and on the Hughleys. but Vivica Fox is nice looking thou maybe I'll check it out because of her, and Tommy isn't as funny since he was on in Living Color. Like Mike this kid fantasy sport story is just played out by now, LiL Bow Wow I've heard he is a good basketball player from what the NBA players were saying eventhough he's 4'8 and he's 15 years old.

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Guest evenflowDDT

I agree totally.  Although a friend of mine wants to see it (but then again, he liked Not Another Teen Movie too, poor soul ;)), it just looks absolutely terrible.  Really, it does... if there are any redeeming qualities, I'd have to pay REALLY close attention, if I can stay awake through that crap.  Modern drag movies are always stupid.

 

As for Like Mike, I'm not a 10 year old Lil' Bow Wow fan so I can't really comment.  I'm not going to see the film because it's not being marketed to me.  Simple enough.

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Guest CED Ordonez

Only two ways to sell a movie to me and that's through hype and trailers. Juwanna Mann looks awful in its trailers and premise and Like Mike made me upset while I sat through it when I went to go see Episode II.

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Guest What?!
In honor of Tommy Davison being in this movie I think it's time to give a lifetime achievement award to the least funnniest human being of all time...

 

I vote Tommy

I add another.

 

I can slide "Like Mike" because it's a kids movie and it has the "Rookie Of The Year" storyline to it, but Juwanna Man. Oh God, this movie is targeted for us!!! I sure as hell don't want to see it. It just looks bad. Not even so bad it's good bad. But just plain bad bad.

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Like Mike is a perfect example of "dumb Hollywood filmmaking".

 

It's pretty sad that some 12 year old kid can get a lead in a major motion pictures because he made a rap album (like 1000 other kids can't do that).

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Guest Crazy Dan

I would also like to nominate Juwanna Man as the worst movie of the year, and I haven't even seen it!  Nor do I want to see it.  I can already nitpick three or four things illogical about this movie, straight from the previews.  Man this movie shows how Hollywood is running out of original ideas.  

 

As for the lil' Bow Wow movie, I don't plan on seeing it, but if it is made for kids, and kids like it, then I have no problems with it, even if that is also an illogical movie as well.

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Juwanna-Mann-opens-against-Minority-Report-or-Timecop-2-as-I-like-to-call-it-and-it-has-To

m-Cruise-is-in-it-and-Steven-Speilberg-directed-it-so-Juwanna-Mann-should-get-blown-out-th

e-box.

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Guest J*ingus

To all you people who are proactively proclaiming Juwanna Man to be the worst movie of the year, have you already forgotten Sorority Boys?

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

I wanna kill this movie, burn its corpse, and piss on its ashes.

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Guest evenflowDDT
To all you people who are proactively proclaiming Juwanna Man to be the worst movie of the year, have you already forgotten Sorority Boys?

Yes.  Or rather, I had... thanks a lot dude! ;)

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

Wait until the movie comes out to bash it.

 

I didn't find the Undercover Brother trailer to be that funny, but for some reason, my instincts told me it would be. I watched it and I thought it was a funny, so don't judge the movie based on the trailers.

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Guest Ripper

Tommy Davidson is a really funny guy, he just keeps getting in movies that he has to carry...and anytime that happens it is trouble.

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Guest ant_7000
What the hell does Juwanna Man mean?

Umm, his female name that he uses in the movie, and the thing I heard from reading magazine is that he got kick out the league because he took off clothes in front of the ref, it was over a call. Tommy Davidson is a good in supporting roles but not carrying a movie so he's not bad atleast he's better than Chris Rock when it comes to comedy movies. IMO

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