Juwanna Man

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Fuck Chris Rock

 

Half Baked is another example of a movie that had commercials that didn't do it justice. I thought Half baked was going to be a crappy movie, but I ended up watching it and enjoyed it.

[Guest]

Speaking of Chris Rock, anyone have any idea of how Bad Company is doing? I contend that it's probably not too great, and is a forerunner along with Juwanna Man and Sorority Boys as terrible movies of the year/movie season.

 

Some glaring things which stick out in Juwanna Man... Isn't the lead character supposed to be a big basketball star? That's what I gather from it, so if he's no doubt making or saved up millions, why would he need to work in a Women's League? And wouldn't someone recognize him if he was this famous?

 

But I know drag movies are usually shit, and inconsistencies like these seem to be true in a lot of them... One shouldn't look to them for logic, maybe I'm thinking too much.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

A) Not everyone saves their money. Mike Tyson is in debt despite all of the huge paydays he has received.

 

B) Does anyone really watch the women leagues anyway?

 

I wouldn't put Bad Company with Sorority Boys or Juwanna Man just yet. Juwanna Man is a movie you haven't seen, and Bad Company looks like its full of Chris Rock being unfunny. I haven't laughed at a Chris Rock joke in a loooooong time. I also don't think I would be able to stand his voice for a whole movie.

[Guest Choken One]

Anyone remember the movie with Marlon Waynes with the Dead brother ghost playing on the team calle "Sixth Man"...That looked dumb...It become a very contisent 3:30 insomia movie. Maybe Juwanna Man can be.

[Guest One Bad Apple]

Yeah, but if the WNBA wanted to make a movie to hype up the league, could'nt they get somebody more famous than Tommy Davison and Miguel Nunez?

I dunno, Tommy Davidson does the voice on a show on the Disney channel and likes to eat pizza. Plus he was probably in over three movies.

 

And what can I say about Miguel A. Núñez? Not much, but I'll try! See ... this ... Miguel ... he's either a Spanish guy who seems like he's black, or a black guy with Spanish name. That intrigue will most assuredly lead people right into the theater, where they'll probably decide on another movie.

 

 

Like Mike this kid fantasy sport story is just played out by now, LiL Bow Wow I've heard he is a good basketball player from what the NBA players were saying eventhough he's 4'8 and he's 15 years old.

His name is Bow Wow now. He changed it because he's not a kid anymore.

 

I guess that makes him a pussy then.

 

Bow Wow? Try ... "Meow Meow," little pussy.

 

 

Umm, his female name that he uses in the movie, and the thing I heard from reading magazine is that he got kick out the league because he took off clothes in front of the ref, it was over a call.

If your magazine is telling you the plot of Juwanna Mann, it's time to start sending angry letters with powdered sugar inside.

 

And taking off your clothes because of a call? I would laugh at that, but he might tell the ref to suck his big, possibly-black dick, which would likely be fucking radical.

 

 

Tommy Davidson is a good in supporting roles but not carrying a movie so he's not bad atleast he's better than Chris Rock when it comes to comedy movies.

Tommy Davidson can carry a movie. In fact, he left Blockbuster carrying three, all at once. I asked him what he was renting, and he said, "HEY MAN HEY MAN!!" and some other crazy stuff.

 

 

Anyone remember the movie with Marlon Waynes with the Dead brother ghost playing on the team calle "Sixth Man"...That looked dumb...It become a very contisent 3:30 insomia movie. Maybe Juwanna Man can be.

I am not kidding when I tell you that I loved this move. I teared up when Kadeem Hardsion died. I wouldn't have cried if that assdragon from One-On-One died, though ... he's a jerk and his daughter is a sassy skank.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

The movie looks like total shit from the commercials showing for it