KingPK 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2006 (edited) BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! B-O-O-M~! COLE Happy Thanksgiving to all our fans around the world! We hope you enjoyed this day with your family and loved ones and we thank you for joining the OAOAST family tonight for a special holiday edition of the OAOAST's flagship program, HeldDOWN~! Tonight we come to you from Charlotte, North Carolina and Coach.... COACH COLE Coach? COACH COLE COACH!? COACH *Snort* Whuh? I don't wanna leave grammy's yet. *Blink* Oh, we're on? Damned tryptophan. COLE Tonight, three days from November Reign and the Triple Cage match for the OAOAST World Championship, we will find out three of the participants that will join champion Drek Stone in that big main event. Two of them were just announced to us by Anglesault before the show, but we're going to make you wait to find out yourself. The third will be decided in a big match tonight, a 10-man over the top rope battle royal featuring participants chosen by Anglesault and Bill Watts themselves. COACH Nearly every man in that locker room was waiting for the call, but only ten will have the opportunity to see Drek Stone's finest hour up close and personal. COLE But our main event is a big one. A special 20-man Survivor Series rules match where ten of the top OAOAST tag teams will mix it up. On one side, the Sooner Bruisers, Team Canada, Beverly Hills Blonds, South Central Militia, and the Burrough Boys take on the Heavenly Rockers, America's Team, D*LUX, NRG, & Team Jamaica. Should be a great show tonight. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" COLE As you can hear, we're going to kick off the show with someone that certainly hasn't won over any fans. We cut to the aisle to see that Bruce Blank is approaching the ring grinning from ear to ear as he shows off the “I heart OAOAST” he’s written on his heavily taped firsts. COLE Is he still trying to pretend that he’s an OAOAST guy? COACH Sad, just because the SWF kicked him out COLE He said he quit COACH Yeah and he also said he was the Phenom of the OAOAST, I wouldn’t trust a word Bruce says. COLE Good point. Microphone in hand, he jumps onto the apron and steps through the ropes. BRUCE BLANK Howdy Charlotte! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! BRUCE BLANK And thank you all so much for making me and the rest of the OAOAST feel welcome in this beautiful town. COLE Can you believe that? He’s blatantly trying to suck up to the local crowd COACH And they’re not buying it for a moment. BRUCE BLANK Last week I was RUDELY interrupted by Scotty Static but hopefully this week no one from the back will take it upon themselves to interrupt me before I’m done talking. Bruce pauses for a moment just in case someone chose this precise moment to come out, when no one appears Bruce resumes his monologue. BRUCE BLANK You know when I came to the OAOAST I figured that this would just be another federation, lord knows I’ve seen plenty of them over the last 17 years, but it’s not – this is different, this federation really made me feel… at home F*CK YOU BRUCE!! F*CK YOU BRUCE!! F*CK YOU BRUCE!! Apparently the Charlotte crowd has a low tolerance for bullshit and insincerity BRUCE BLANK And I am so pleased that ya’ll have taken me into your hearts so quickly Now I didn’t come here with the intentions of replacing Zack Malibu YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! The outburst from the crowd at the mention of Malibu’s name cuts Bruce off for a moment but he patiently waits for the cheers to die down BRUCE BLANK Of replacing… him… as the symbol of the OAOAST, I didn’t think it would happen, slowly but surely I have become a man you all have to respect and admire. A beacon of truth in a world of lies COACH Oh give me a break! F*CK YOU BRUCE!! F*CK YOU BRUCE!! F*CK YOU BRUCE!! BRUCE BLANK So as Mister OAOAST I stand here tonight ready to lay it all on the line. And unlike some lesser people like Scotty Static or Johnny Jax when I say lay it all on the line I mean lay it *ALL* on the line!! You heard me last week, I know that there aren’t ANYONE in the OAOAST who can put my shoulders to the mat without help and I will prove it!! Bruce stops for a moment to pull a folded piece of paper out of his back pocket. BRUCE BLANK This right here is my copy of my contract – I will tear this up and have Angle-Sault tear up the original if someone can come out here and put me down! The crowd waits with anticipation hoping that someone will take up the challenge and kick Bruce out of the federation BRUCE BLANK Just as I figured, the boys in the back all know it can’t be done! ”You’ve got something about you You’ve got something I need” YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! COACH Is that? COLE Oh hell yes! ”Daughter of Aphrodite Hear my words and take heed I was born on Olympus To my father a son I was raised by the demons Trained to reign as the one” The crowd comes unglued as Thunderkid steps through the curtains looking read to fight. Thunderkid raises both his clenched gloved fists in the air as he heads to the ring screaming at Bruce that he’s more than willing to take on the challenge. COACH You can tell Bruce wasn’t actually expecting anyone to take his challenge. COLE Then he really doesn’t know the OAOAST very well does he? If someone throws out a challenge it’ll get answered COACH And HOW! ”God of thunder and rock and roll The spell you’re under Will slowly rob you of your virgin soul” Bruce looks concerned as Thunderkid walks down the ramp, only his concern turns into a confident smirk as Landon Maddox appears from the back with a steel chair in hand. Landon catches up with Thunderkid and nails the man from Green Bay in the left shoulder with the steel chair. *WHACK!* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! After three sharp blows to the left shoulder Thunderkid is on the floor clutching his shoulder in agony as Landon just smiles like the devil was inside of him. Landon gives Bruce a wink and a thumbs up before heading to the back. On his way back Landon is passed by Anglesault who’s come out to oversee the matter personally ANGLESAULT!! ANGLESAULT!! ANGLESAULT!! ANGLESAULT I’m tempted to make you lose by DQ and then tear up your contract! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! BRUCE BLANK The bell hasn’t rung yet, so technically it’s not illegal for me to attack him with a chair. Besides I had no idea what Landon would do, I SWEAR!! ANGLESAULT The beauty of this is that I don’t have to believe you Bruce, I could tear up your contract right now. When Anglesault raises his hand to call for the bell and Bruce’s disqualification he’s stopped as Thunderkid has managed to get back on his feet, still favoring his left shoulder quite a bit but by no means defeated. THUNDERKID (whispers into the microphone) No YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! THUNDERKID You talk tough Bruce, you think you’re tough?... I’ll show you tough asshole, start the damn match! And with that Thunderkid gets up on the apron and enters the ring while making a “Come on” gesture towards Bruce, the challenger is not ready to roll over and die, not by a long shot. Anglesault reluctantly nods, then calls for the bell starting the match and then signals for a referee to come down and handle the match. *DING!*DING!*DING!* Bruce steps over the top rope, making a point out of this to really underscore the size difference between the two men. Thunderkid just stands there and stares defiantly at Bruce making sure to keep his left shoulder pointed away from the King of Pain. The determination is etched on T-Kid’s face, the fire is lit in his eyes – there is no way in hell he’s going to back down from THIS fight. COACH I never thought I’d cheer for Thunderkid but I hope he tears Bruce apart. COLE You know he can, that’s why Bruce had Landon help out. With his arms raised, looking for your traditional collar and elbow lock up Bruce moves forward ready to engage the hurt challenger. All he gets for his trouble is a right elbow to the jaw as Thunderkid fakes left, then goes right, ducking under Bruce’s arms after striking the big man in the face. The elbow doesn’t so much hurt Bruce, nor is it supposed to it is more to show that he is far from done. COLE He’s NOT backing down, he’s NOT going to just give up – hurt shoulder or not! The two wrestlers keep staring at each other, Bruce with a confident but determined look on his face as he stalks his injured opponent while Thunderkid looks defiant and angry as he faces a man that’s a huge threat to the federation he loves. They try to lock up once again and once again Thunderkid fakes left and then goes right – right into a knee from Bruce Blank to the midsection of TK *HUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRHH!!* Thunderkid got caught trying to go to the well again and Bruce isn’t about to let up as he grabs Thunderkid by the throat and then pushes / throws Thunderkid into the corner with bone rattling power. A clubbing forearm strikes Thunderkid’s shoulder making him wince in pain as he tries to cover up in the corner away from Bruce’s onslaught ONE!! One massive fist after another is driven into Thunderkid’s back and shoulder area as Bruce tries his best to pound Thunderkid into the ground. TWO!! The OAOAST faithful tries his best to protect his head and his left shoulder with his right arm but it’s not an easy task to do at all against the barrage of blows from Bruce. THREE!! Bruce doesn’t even spare the referee a moment’s notice as he pounds Thunderkid down into a seated position covering up as Bruce’s lefts and rights strike him over and over. FOUR!! Bruce backs off before the referee can raise his hand for the fifth time, Anglesault threatened to tear up his contract on a disqualification so he’s not taking any chances. The moment he backs off Thunderkid stands up again and takes a step forward to show Bruce that he can take whatever Bruce dishes out THUNDER-KID!! THUNDER-KID!! THUNDER-KID!! THUNDER-KID!! Thunderkid defiantly refuses to back down or even acknowledge that his left shoulder is probably hurt pretty badly and just raises his right hand and invites Bruce to “come on”. Bruce stares at Thunderkid with a very annoyed look on his face, contemplating the invitation for a moment. COLE Yeah he’s not so tough when someone fights back is he now? COACH Bullies never are The big man decides that he’s not about to let Thunderkid show him up and he quickly charges at his smaller opponent, only to fall straight into a trap as Thunderkid leaps forwards and kicks Bruce’s legs out from under him with a leg sweep. The leg sweep is followed up by a quick leg drop across the back of Bruce’s head with Thunderkid showing great care to not land on his left arm as he drops down. Since he has knocked the big man down Thunderkid knows full well that he can’t afford to let the big man get back up so he grabs Bruce’s leg with both hands and starts to apply the Ankle lock COLE I don’t think he can apply it properly with the hurt arm COACH No it doesn’t look like it Cole Thunderkid’s shoulder prevents him from really applying the torque on Bruce’s ankle but he does have in him a compromised position and ends up applying a step over toe hold instead and then reaching around Bruce’s head with his right hand to lock Bruce into a move resembling the STF. The expression on Bruce’s face is part pain and part rage over Thunderkid getting him in such a compromising situation. The big man reaches up and puts his hands on Thunderkid’s arm to try and pry it off him. COLE Don’t let him get a finger in TK!! But Thunderkid couldn’t prevent Bruce from sliding his hand under Thunderkid’s to break the face lock. Once the hand is pushed off THunderkid breaks the step over leg lock and backs off while rubbing his shoulder to get some feeling back in it. Once Bruce staggers to his feet Thunderkid pushes him into the ropes from behind, then rolls him up into a school boy position ONE!! Thunderkid pushes backwards trying his best to keep the big man on the ground for a three count TWO!! KICKOUT!! Thunderkid is kicked forward off Bruce as the big man rolls over, gets to his feet and then takes off running towards Thunderkid just as the Green Bay natives gets to his feet. TK doesn’t get a chance to orient himself before he’s struck with a vicious lariat to the throat with so much force that it even knocks Bruce down as he sends Thunderkid ass over elbow *THUD!!* Thunderkid curls up in the corner, clutching his left elbow as he’s in a world of pain and pulling hard for his breath after being struck on the throat. While TK is hurting Bruce Blank is feeling on top of the world as he’s quickly back on his feet. Bruce quickly picks his shot and then starts to stop away on or around TK’s hurt left shoulder and arm, each shot sending waves of pain through T-kid’s body as he tries to shield his hurt shoulder as best he can from the kicks. COLE Get up Kid!! We’re all behind you!! COACH Don’t count him out yet, he’s a tough guy. After seven or eight kicks to the shoulder Bruce decides to change tactics and grabs Thunderkid by the left arm, twisting it and turning it as he pulls Thunderkid back to his feet inflicting even more pain on his opponent with every tug on the arm. Thunderkid is in a world of hurt and his left arm looks to be weakened to the point where he can’t use it at all without causing more pain, but even through the pain, through the immobile arm his fighting spirit hasn’t been doused yet as he demonstrates when he tries to take a swing at Bruce only to be tossed left shoulder first into the turnbuckles and then hoisted high in the air with a gorilla press slam COLE Oh shit! Bruce pumps his arms three times, just to flaunt the fact that he can, before dropping Thunderkid chest and shoulder first on the top turnbuckle causing T-kid to bounce backwards right into Bruce’s waiting arms. Thunderkid is spun around and then quickly hoisted off his feet into a power bomb position, once Thunderkid is up on Bruce’s shoulders he fires off a couple of closed fists to the top of Bruce’s head but his desperation tactics are in vain as the big man drops T-Kid with a power bomb that drives Thunderkid back first into the top turnbuckle *WHAM!!* And then flips him forward onto the canvas where he lands on his left arm. COACH There is no way… COLE This shouldn’t have allowed to start, Thunderkid may be injured from the earlier attack. With the match firmly in his control Bruce can’t help himself, he’s just got to flex one of his massive arms to the crowd just to demonstrate that he’s not about to run out of power any time soon. After a momentary distraction Bruce finally covers Thunderkid hoping to get that title winning pinfall ONE!! TWO!! FOOT UNDER THE ROPE!! Bruce reaches back and then hooks Thunderkid’s leg for another pinfall while looking frustrated with not having the match won yet. ONE TWO!! THR-KICKOUT!! Thunderkid right shoulder shoots off the canvas before the referee’s hand can make contact with the ground for the 3rd time. Bruce clearly looks frustrated and annoyed as he hasn’t been able to put down Thunderkid for the 3 count even with the bad shoulder. Instead of letting his frustrations get the best of him Bruce keeps his focus on the match and on his opponent as he grabs him by the shoulder length hair and then throws him into the corner only to be give a one fingered salute in return YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! COACH I think Thunderkid speaks for us all Blank!! COLE Damn right! Thunderkid staggers out from the corner, cradling his left arm, face contorted with pain, sweat pouring off him like he has been walking the Sahara desert for 40 days but with steely determination and anger in his eyes as he once again invites Bruce to “come have a go”. Bruce’s face is a picture of disbelief as the smaller, hurt Thunderkid is daring the big man to come at him once more as Thunderkid struggles to even stay on his feet. Instead of rushing Thunderkid like he did last time and ran straight into a trap Bruce slowly approaches Thunderkid, spreading his massive arms out to try and keep Thunderkid trapped in the corner. COLE Bruce didn’t fall for the trap again, I guess you can only fool him twice Coach COACH Yeah that’s a surprise, he must have a double digit IQ, I guess I lost that bet. T-Kid tries to duck under Bruce’s right arm but gets caught and then quickly tossed into the corner by Bruce’s massive paw of a hand, landing him in harms way as Bruce strikes Thunderkid right on the hurt left shoulder with the point of his elbow and then proceeds to grind down on the join with the bony point of his elbow making Thunderkid’ scream in pain ONE!! The referee starts the count as both wrestlers are in the ropes TWO!! Thunderkid puts his right hand in Bruce’s face trying to push the big man off THREE!! The hand to the face doesn’t seem to slow Bruce down as he keeps grinding away on Thunderkid’s shoulder FOUR!! At four Bruce backs off, hands up in the air to signal that he’s not about to touch T-kid so The referee can’t disqualify him. Then when The referee seems to relax a bit Bruce quickly fires off a stinging right hand to Thunderkid’ jaw knocking him to the ground. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Figuring that playing a bit loose and fast with the rules so far has served him well Bruce places his boot on Thunderkid’s throat and then begins to push T-kid backwards against the ropes forcing Thunderkid through the ropes as he lies draped over the bottom rope while Bruce chokes him with his boot. ONE! The referee knows it doesn’t pay to argue with Bruce and just launches straight into a 5 count instead, one of the few things Bruce seems to respect. TWO!! Thunderkid is gasping for air as he tries desperately to pry Bruce’s boot off his throat but so far to no avail. THREE!! Bruce’s grin is wider than it’s ever been before as he pushes against the ropes to gain even more leverage as he pushes Thunderkid further and further back, out over the bottom rope with his foot. FOUR!! Thunderkid has been pushed too far, not in the “enough is enough” kinda way but strictly physically speaking as he’s been pushed too far out of the ring and thus tumbles to the ground in a heap. Bruce doesn’t waste any time, quickly stepping through the ropes and then hops to the floor right by where T-Kid is laying. ONE!! Bruce casually prods Thunderkids with the tip of his boot TWO!! The big man reaches over the guardrail, pushes a fan in the front row out of the way and then grabs her chair. The referee leaves the ring the moment Bruce picks up the metal chair and folds it. Despite being outweighed by at least 150 pounds the referee gets in Bruce’s face and yells at him for taking the chair, then he grabs the chair out of Bruce’s hands and turns to the crowd to give the chair back. Big mistake! With his back turned The referee doesn’t notice that Bruce picks Thunderkid up by the hair and then viciously rams his face against the ringpost with a sickening thud. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Bruce feigns total innocence when The referee turns around, sees Thunderkid on the ground with a cut over his left eyebrow and questions the big man about what he’s done. He goes so far as to enter the ring and wait in the corner AWAY from where Thunderkid is laying just to really sell the fact that Bruce had nothing to do with it at all ONE!! The referee reluctantly starts to count Thunderkid out as T-kid is still on the mat, holding his left arm and rattled from having his face smashed against the ringpost TWO!! The King of Pain just stays in his corner, watching as The referee counts. THREE!! On the floor Thunderkid has gotten up onto his knees although he’s still bent over in agony. FOUR!! Ever so slowly T-Kid gets back up to his feet, staggering as he tries to make it over to the apron FIVE!! When Thunderkid puts a hand on the apron to steady himself Bruce finally moves out of the corner and heads over to where T-Kid is struggling to stay on his feet. Bruce makes The referee break the count as he reaches over the top rope and grabs Thunderkid by the hair. T-Kid is forced to climb up on the apron or lose a large handful of hair as Bruce pulls on THunderkid’s black hair. Once Thunderkid is up on the apron Bruce reaches down and grabs T-Kid by the tights and then lifts Thunderkid up over his head once more. YOU SUCK!! YOU SUCK!! YOU SUCK!! On the third pump Thunderkid lashes out and strikes Bruce in the throat with a straight fingered jab causing the big man to drop T-kid to the floor behind him as he gasps for air. Thunderkid lands on his feet right behind Bruce and right in front of the referee. Even while sucking for air Bruce has enough presence of mind to launch himself backwards into Thunderkid driving him into The referee and then driving both of them hard into the turnbuckles. *THUD!!* The impact knocks The referee to the canvas seemingly out cold from the collision, Thunderkid took less of a brunt but the angle of the impact caused him to roll through the ropes and is on the apron clutching his left arm in agony. The big man takes a couple of raspy breaths with his hands resting on his knees before turning his attention back towards T-kid. Bruce is a little surprised to see the referee on the floor but then smiles as he realizes what it means. COACH Aw shit, Bruce has a free reign now, with the referee down he can do what he wants. COLE He’s desperately trying to find a way to put Thunderkid down but it’s not that easy COACH Hell no, the OAOAST guys are tough! Not like those candy asses in the SWF Bruce steps through the ropes with a confident grin since the referee is down, he even takes the time to walk down the ringsteps to the ground. After walking down the steps Bruce grabs the top half of the metal steps and pushes it away, then he drags the base of the metal steps away from the ring post with something nasty in mind. With the metal steps in position Bruce grabs his opponent by the back of the hair and drags him off the apron so that he’s standing chest to chest with Bruce. Blank raises a fist in the air with one finger extended already celebrating his victory, already revelling in the pain he’s looking to inflict. Which only increases the surprise of Thunderkid suddenly springing to life by wrapping his hands around Bruce’s waist and suplexes him OVER HIS HEAD ONTO THE METAL STEPS *BLAM!* HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! COACH A desperation move but Thunderkid pulled it off Both men are still down, Thunderkid is on the ground holding his shoulder in sheer agony and Bruce is just laying there because he just got his head and shoulders driven into the steel steps. With the referee still out there is no count, in fact there is very little activity of any kind. With neither Thunderkid, Blank nor the referee likely to get up just yet the production crew takes the opportunity to cut to a quick commercial break. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Commercial Break ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The Alien walks into the picture wearing yellow waders and a fisherman’s hat on top of his regular suit. The Alien has got a huge, fresh Salmon over his shoulder that he slams down on the table *SLAP!* “FISH YUMMY!!!” *Fade* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ End ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* When we return to HeldDOWN we see that Landon has made it down to ringside and is dragging Bruce into the ring before the referee regains his senses. When Landon grabs Thunderkid by the trunks to drag him towards the ring it draws Scotty Static and Johnny Jax out from the back YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! GPX speed down the aisle and then follow Landon as La Cucaracha leaps into the crowd and runs for the exit. COLE GPX!! Maybe now it’ll be a fair match COACH Not as long as Bruce is in the match Cole, no way, no how The referee is finally back on his feet after having shaken off the cobwebs. Bruce is in the corner, holding his neck while leaning against the turnbuckles complaining to the referee about something. The break in the action seems to have given Thunderkid enough time to recover as he climbs back in the ring ready to keep on fighting. BRUCE BLANK If you don’t believe me check him!! Bruce’s last comment is picked up on the microphone as he points at Thunderkid. TK looks surprised when the referee asks to check his boots, pads and trunks but just stands there like a man that has nothing to hide. Which probably makes what happens next even more of a surprise – the referee finds a pair of brass knuckles down the back of Thunderkid’s trunks and then calls for the bell * DING* DING* DING* DING* COACH What the f*ck?? COLE He never used those, what’s going on here?? The moment the bell rings Bruce drops to the canvas and rolls out under the bottom rope. He doesn’t even wait for the announcement but instead staggers down the aisle favoring his neck after the sick suplex onto the steel steps while the referee tells Michael Buffer what the decision is MICHAEL BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen the winner of the match… by Disqualification BRUCE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! BULLSHIT!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! BULLSHIT!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! BULLSHIT!! COLE That can’t be right!! COACH What the hell happened Cole? I don’t know but I’m told we’ve got a replay coming up, maybe that’ll tell us more. 0=0=0=0=0=0=0 Instant Replay 0=0=0=0=0=0=0 The replay focuses on Landon Maddix grabbing Thunderkid by the tights, presumably to drag him into the ring but one of the cameras reveals that Landon had a different purpose all together as he slips a pair of brass knucks out of his pocket and into the back of Thunderkid’s tights almost unnoticed 0=0=0=0=0=0=0 End 0=0=0=0=0=0=0 COLE It was Landon!! Landon helped Bruce steal another one! COACH Thunderkid was about to beat Bruce after that nasty suplex onto the ring steps, you know it, I know it and Landon knows it – that’s why he came out here. COLE This is getting ridiculous Coach, Blank claims to be the icon of the OAOAST but he’s nothing but a goon! COACH He’s been a goon since day one Cole, now he just wants us to think he’s not – But there ain’t no one in the OAOAST falling for it. COLE GPX sure didn’t COACH Well let’s hope they can get the job done at November Reign then! COLE Back with more HeldDOWN right after this. Commercial break Edited November 24, 2006 by KingPK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2006 (edited) COLE Right now, we've got some footage sent to us from SMN Productions, although I guess after their merger with Moneymaker Enterprises that SMN doesn't actually exist anymore. I don't know, business isn't my fortay. Anyway, it's courtesy of Mackenzie DeCenzo and Theodore Moneymaker and we are, apparantly, under a great privilege to showing this video. COACH What do you mean apparantly? COLE Well, technically it's their privilege to get TV time on HeldDOWN. COACH Mikey, Theodore Moneymaker is heir to the entire TV station! He's giving us the privilege of even having a TV show, technically. COLE I don't think that's strictly true. But in any event, Theodore Moneymaker called together his Enterprise cohorts for a Thanksgiving feast at his grandious Money Manor on Wednesday night ahead of his Thanksgiving edition of HeldDOWN. And, I guess we're going to see what happened right about now. COACH Awesome. Makes up for me not being able to attend. Presenting... *$*An Enterprise Production*$* The luxurious grounds of STATELY MONEY MANOR greet us on a typically cold, crisp November evening. Outside the grounds, the vast swimming pool and patio complexes are all covered up. Unwelcoming conditions for rich visitors now. But not so inside the halls of Money Manor. In the grand hall, the large mahogany banquet table has been stacked to it's limits with a grand feast. The biggest, most succulent turkey you've ever seen in your life takes centre stage on the table, as the real wood fire roars away in the background. Making very cosy surroundings for the host of this feast, Theodore Moneymaker, sat at the head of the table with a full glass of red wine in hand. Around the table for this Thanksgiving get together are The Beverly Hills Blonds, Simon hawking down a spoonful of sweet yams while Ned kicks back, one of Theodore's many attendants refilling his glass. Mackenzie DeCenzo is dressed to the nines in a luxurious and more importantly expensive evening gown and sharing a private joke with Christian Wright, who's also dressed for the occasion. *CLINKCLINKCLINK* Suddenly, attention is gained by Moneymaker as he clangs a fork against his glass. MONEYMAKER A moment please. Let's take a moment on this holiday of thanks, to thank my chef Rosarita for this fantastic meal. A typically apathetic murmur goes up. MONEYMAKER Okay, that'll do. SIMON (with mouth full of food) Mmmfmf... is gd grb... mmm. MONEYMAKER Good grub indeed, Simon. And most importantly I want to thank you, my fellow Enterprise patrons, for sharing this meal with me here at my humble abode. I'd like you to consider this a token of my thanks, to you, for your work this past few weeks in getting this Enterprise off the ground. So eat, drink and be merry because tonight, the party's on me! HAHAHAHAHA! The Blonds, Mackie and CW all join in with their associate's laugh. MONEYMAKER Now, obviously our work so far has been just the groundwork. Very good groundwork. But groundwork nonetheless. The key to success is to stay one step ahead of your competition. Just like myself and Christian stayed a step ahead last Thursday night on HeldDOWN~! So, as much as I feel the need to celebrate tonight, I want to put out an air of caution to you, Ned, Simon. Mouthful of turkey leg, Simon glances up. Ned's glass is charged now and he takes a swig of the fine vintage wine. MONEYMAKER Tommorrow night, you will be representing The Enterprise in the 10-Man Survivor Series Match. And I trust that your class and style will lead your less-upmarket team-mates into victory, in the name of The Enterprise. MACKENZIE Don't worry Teddy. I intend on making sure our partners know in no uncertain terms who the true CAPTAINS of the team are. MONEYMAKER HAHA! That's what I like about you Mackie, you're a woman in charge and you know it! Mackenzie winks at Moneymaker. MONEYMAKER Well, myself and Christian wish you the best of the luck tommorrow night. BLANCHARD Much obliged. MONEYMAKER But as you all know, we have some more pressing matters to discuss. And seeing as you're all here, we're going to do just that. Because as you all know, the OAOAST top brass have seen fit to push us into another Survivor Series Rules Match at November Reign. This is going to be our first time teaming together as a foursome and obviously, we're going to have to rely on our fine business understanding to translate into the world of professional wrestling. But I've no doubt we'll do just that. Especially on the heels of mine and Christian's successful tag team debut last week. And, especially considering our... *ahem*... 'competition'. Los Diablos De Fuego and Rescue 911. Another murmur from the four seated members of The Enterprise goes up, this one a lot more amused. A very sarcastic "Oh no!" goes up from Ned in particular, while Christian seems very unconcerned with the threat of the names mentioned. Meanwhile, Simon is loading up with some more cranberry sauce. Moneymaker sees fit to call them all to order though. MONEYMAKER Obviously, these four nickel and dimers are gonna be no match for The Enterprise. But, it seems like these four have been a thorn in our sides for a while now. Far too long, really. Nods of approval go up around the table. MONEYMAKER We've gone at Los Diablos with barbed wire, with coal minor's gloves, with Conqusitadors. And still those pesky little cockroaches are standing! And now we've got two fifths of the OAOAST YMCA tribute band comin' at us as well! Two common, working-class public servants. No match for me and my wealth. No match for us. I see bright futures for The Enterprise. More success. More money. But we can't achieve any of these goals, concentrate on titles and big money matches, when we've got these irritations to deal with week in and week out. In business, you can't waste time on the minor issues when you have big aspirations and gentleman I have big aspirations for us all! So, this Sunday, I'm asking for you to be at your most ruthless! WRIGHT Pray tell Theodore, what contrivance shall The Enterprise heed upon? MONEYMAKER No plan, Christian. Just a goal. A business goal. At November Reign, I don't just want a victory. I want to deal with those four for GOOD and put them out of our business for GOOD. Bill Gates style. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The Enterprise share in a group laugh before resuming the expensive meal with wide smiles on their faces. (Back to SC) "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COACH Damn, looks like I missed quite the party. Especially since I missed a taste of Mackenzie's cookies. COLE Ugh. Can't we have one show without you going on about women? COACH What? She makes a good butter pecan cookie. If I wanted to talk about that, I would have mentioned a slice of her hot, fresh p.... COLE OK, OK, enough! Let's go to Josh. Josh Matthews is backstage hoping to get a word with OAOAST newcomer Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez before he enters the arena. JOSH MATTHEWS Excuse me Mr. Gutierez can I have a word with you? RAMONE Órale, vato loco! Ramone seems to be in a good mood tonight, smiling and slapping Josh on the shoulder like he was an old friend JOSH MATTHEWS Yes indeed… and Órale to you too. Everyone saw what you did to Venom last week, but why? RAMONE Why esse? Chu saw them backstage right? JOSH MATTHEWS Yes I did, they were chasing an alien Ramone looks at Josh to see if he’s bullshitting him or not RAMONE … right. That’s what they want you to think Holmes! That’s not true though, Ramone knows better. Gutierez removes his shades and looks straight into the camera, his expression goes from laid back to deadly serious in a split second. RAMONE You wanted a peak under my mask didn’t you? You and everyone else think they have the right to look at the face of La Cicatriz don’chu? JOSH MATTHEWS I honestly don’t think they even knew you were in there, much less unmasked RAMONE Whatever esse, I know what I saw and I saw those space dorks trying to sneak a peak at my face and I’m about to go out there and show the world that nobody messes with Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez and gets away with it… no one. Ramone puts the shades back on and then heads for the ring. We cut back to the arena where the always dapper Michael Buffer is standing by. MICHAEL BUFFER The following on fall contest is scheduled for 20 minutes. Introducing first from Cuba via Miami Florida – the man referred to as “La Cicatriz” Ramone!! Juan!! Hey-sus!! GU-TI-EEEE-REEEEZ!!! The cool, suave bossanova accompanies the masked Ramone as he casually saunters towards the ring, ignoring the fans and the smattering of boos he’s drawing from the crowd tonight. Ramone tracks down the ringside attendant and then hands the scared kid his golden rings, his designer sunglasses and his expensive looking Rolex watch RAMONE Now chu watch these esse. Something happen to them… something gonna happen to you! Ramone takes off his vest and then rolls under the bottom rope into the ring where he backs up and just sits in the corner with a disinterested look on his face. MICHAEL BUFFER And his opponent the leader of the Space Academy! Weighing in at 192 pounds here is the man known only as VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENOM!! ”Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, da-da-da Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, da-da-da SPACE CADETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHS!!” Venom steps through the curtains alone tonight as his three Space Cadet team mates stay behind in the locker rooms. Despite the serious nature of the match Venom can’t help but strike a heroic pose at the top of the ramp as a “mysterious” gust of wind makes his cape wave in the wind. ”Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, da-da-da Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, da-da-da VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENUM-SAN!!” The green and black clad Space Cadet heads down the ramp slapping outstretched hands both left and right as he approaches the ring. COLE If this Gutierez kid is as good as he claims he is this could be a hell of a match COACH Oh I’m sure he’s actually being modest Cole, it’s a thing those of us truly talented share COLE Erm… yeah talented Venom stops at the end of the entrance ramp to strike a pose for those lucky fans with a camera. Unfortunately for Venom he quickly learns the difference between last week’s sportsmanship match and this week’s match as Ramone leaps to his feet, runs across the ring and leaps clean over the top rope without even touching them to take Venom down with a Senton splash to the back of the Space Cadet COACH See! See I told you he was talented, and ruthless – he reminds me a lot of me. COLE Oh I am sorry to hear that COACH Did you just bust on me Cole? COLE Erm… COACH No, no, no that’s NOT how it goes, I bust on you geekasaurus!! Ramone doesn’t waste any time with niceties as he traps Venom’s head and arms in his own cape and then lets the lefts and rights rain down over Venom’s face and neck. The referee has to physically drag Ramone off Vemon before the Loco Luchador will let go and even that only buys Venom a short break. La Cicatriz grabs Venom the moment he’s untangled from the cape and throws him into the guardrail *CRESH!!* COLE Man he’s ruthless Coach, he’s just relentless in his onslaught COACH Good, it’s nice to see some of the X-Division guys show a bit of attitude. They’re too nice, too flippy-floppy for my tasted. But Gutierez… Gutierez will hurt you! Ramone grabs Venom by the horns and the shirt and tosses the dazed Japanese into the ring. Ramone climbs the ropes, then uses their tension to springboard up and over striking Venom with a flying Leg Drop right across the throat before hooking the leg ONE!! TWO!! TH-KICK OUT!! COLE Venom really needs to clear his head of Ramone will tear him apart COACH That’s what I always say, a good ambush is better than being a good wrestler. Ramone pulls Venom to his feet and throws him into the corner where the Cuban follows up with a lighting quick chop that strikes Venom in the throat *CHOP!* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Ramone doesn’t look very pleased with the crowd whooo’ing him, but he ignores it and fires off another stiff chop to the throat *CHOP!* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! RAMONE WILL YOU SUCH THE HELL UP!! YOU SUCK!! YOU SUCK!! YOU SUCK!! COLE He’s not very friendly is he? COACH Does he have to be? Not everyone can be little goody-two shoes Cole! Some of us just have a bit of street in us you know! COLE You’re right for a moment I forgot you were from the streets. Ramone grabs Venom’s hand and whips him towards the opposite corner. When Venom leaps up on the second rope to counter the Irish whip Ramone drops to the ground, out of the way of any potential flying attack. Only Venom didn’t leap off the ropes, instead he turns around and waits for Ramone to get back to his feet. Once he does LEAPING HURACANRANA OUT OF THE CORNER!! COLE Damn how did he do that? The Coach has no explanation of how Venom was able to leap almost half way across the ring and then take Ramone down with a Huracanrana and frankly it doesn’t matter to the fans in the crowd who all leapt to their feet over that stunning display of athleticism. Now that he’s got the momentum Venom isn’t about to let it go voluntarily, instead he sends Ramone into the ropes with a shoulder block and then takes La Cicatriz up and over with a deep arm drag COLE Shades of Ricky “The Dragon” COACH Who? Never heard of him. Venom keeps his grip on Ramone’s arm, then twists the other arm around his legs and rolls Ramone up with a Majistral cradle ONE!! TWO!! THR-KICK OUT!! Ramone manages to kick out at the last second much to the disappointment of the crowd. When the Cuban rolls up onto his knees after the kick out he turns his head and stares at Venom… there is a sudden change in his demeanor, one that says “the shit is about to hit the fan” COLE We saw that look last week… When Venom comes running at Ramone the Cubano strikes his opponent with a straight fingered jab aimed right at his opponent’s windpipe. The blow stops Venom dead in his tracks as he starts to gasp for air. A second chop followed by a third chop straight to the throat drives Venom back against the ropes. Ramone leaps up, whips Venom into the ropes and then backdrops the Space Cadet over the side to the floor. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Ramone doesn’t seem to even hear the boos as he rolls under the bottom rope to drag Venom over the guardrail. Then he leaps up on the apron, climbs the ropes and raises both hands in the air moments before… LEAPING OFF WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE!! COLE Holy shit! Venom was trapped against the guardrail Ramone leaps on Venom sitting on the man’s chest as he starts to flail away at the gasping man RAMONE YOU WANT TO SEE MY FACE! YOU WANT TO SEE MY FACE YOU BASTARD!! LET’S SEE YOURS!! Ramone puts his fingers in the eyehole of Venom’s mask and starts to tear at it, quickly tearing a good chunk out of the black and green mask. The referee tries to pull Ramone off Venom but this time Gutierez isn’t having any of it and just pushes the referee off once more before resuming his mask tearing antics COLE STOP THIS!! Venom can’t breathe!! We need a medic out here! COACH What? He’ll be alright, them little Japanese guys are tough Cole! COLE That’s not funny Coach! He may have a crushed windpipe and all Ramone cares about is tearing the mask apart Ramone tears off one of the horns, managing to almost split the mask in half. Discovery, Supernove and Space Phaero come running to ringside to save their fellow Cadet. Ramone sees the three masked men coming and backs off, leaving through the crowd while holding the torn off horn high in the air. COLE About time someone stopped this! COACH You think that stopped it? You think Gutierez is done with the Space Cadets? This is just the beginning COLE Yeah that’s what I’m afraid off, lord knows what’ll happen when they face off at November Reign. COACH And who knows if Venom can even compete on Sunday, Ramone may have made the tag-team match a 3 on 4 match! Genius. The camera cuts to the backstage area where Josh "J. Math" Matthews is standing by with "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican. The crowd cheers loudly. PRL is wearing his Puerto Rican flag bandana, and his warm-up gear, which is, once again: sunglasses, black sweatshirt, blue elbow pads, Puerto Rican flag wrist bands, gold chain around his neck, black sweatpants, and his red wrestling boots with the Puerto Rican flag airbrushed on them. He is also carrying his spray-painted briefcase with his guaranteed World Title shot contract inside. JOSH MATTHEWS PRL, tonight you go one-on-one against Cuban Wall, the 6’7" 285 pound "Muscle" of The Lightning Crew. Now you two have a long history with each other, Cuban Wall being a member of The Lightning Crew for THREE years. So, how do you feel about facing this man in a match for the first time ever? Josh puts the microphone to Tha Puerto Rican’s lips. He just stares at Josh. The crowd is going nuts, chanting his name. "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" PR "smells the electricity". "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN Well Josh, Tha Puerto Rican is a little shell shocked about what happened last week. Never in my wildest dreams would I ever imagine that Cuban Wall would...would hit me from behind. And then, and then, he would give me the Wallbreaker. Never would I imagine that The Lightning Crew, MY Lightning Crew, would betray me and leave me for dead like they did last week. PRL takes a deep breath, and rubs his eyes. PRL But, it’s okay. I’m not gonna cry. I’m not gonna whine. What’s done is done. Cuban Wall has decided that he doesn’t want to deal with me and my new attitude? Well fine. But I’m not gonna let what he did to me last week go by without any response! Cuban Wall, tonight, you and me, first time ever! Tha Puerto Rican vs. Cuban Wall! The Most Electrifying Man In Professional Wrestling vs. The Muscle of The Lightning Crew! The P.R. Menace, The Corporate One, The Corporate Champ vs....Bonehead McDumbass! "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" PRL Cuban Wall, now that we’ve split, I can now finally say what I’ve been DYING to say for three years. PRL removes his sunglasses (SQUEEEL~!!!) and looks straight at the camera. PUERTO RICAN Cuban Wall...you are a TERRIBLE wrestler! Yeah. Oh yeah. Sly Sommers was right. You DO have all the talent of a backyard wrestler! And tonight, your backyard talent is going to go head-to-head with the incredible, amazing, ELECTRIFYING talent of Tha Puerto Rican! And guess what, "buddy"? YOU’RE GONNA BE THE ONE WHO GETS HIS ASS WHOOPED FROM PILLAR TO POST! The crowd cheers. PRL lifts the Corporate Eyebrow. He resumes speaking. THA PUERTO RICAN Cuban Wall, Tha Puerto Rican has spent three years carrying your rooty poo candy ass from the bottom to the top! And I’ve finally had enough! I’m tired of it! You’re on your own now, Wall! Good luck trying to survive on your own, cuz you’re gonna need it, ha ha! But before you start your singles career, tonight, on this very special Thanksgiving edition of HeldDOWN~!, you’re going to go one-on-one with the Corporate One! And Wall, I personally can’t wait to kick your 6’7" 285 pound piece of monkey crap ass all over the ring! I’m gonna lay the smackdown on you so hard that you’ll be throwing up the turkey, the stuffing, the cranberries, AND the gravy you fat sumbitch! Lose some weight fatty! Cuban Wall, just because you’re bigger than me doesn’t mean you’ll beat me, oh no. Not true. I’m ready for you! I’m ready to lay you out with the Corporate Nightmare, maybe add a little Latin Slam for fun, and then finish you off with the Most Electrifying Move In Professional Wrestling, the IntenseZone Elbow! And then once I do that, I don’t give a damn what you do afterwards, because we’re history! Done! Finito! You can end up living in an alley doing blow, I DON’T CARE! PR takes a minute to let the cheers commence. PRL Cuban Wall, you’re not gonna ruin the mood I’m in. I’m three days away from becoming HI-YAH World Tag Team Champion. I’m as happy as can be! Tonight, on HeldDOWN~!, Tha Puerto Rican is gonna beat Cuban Wall, pin him 1-2-3 as the millions... CROWD ...AND MILLIONS! PRL ...ANNNNNND MILLIONS of Tha Puerto Rican’s fans chant his name. "P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!" The crowd continues chanting, "P.R.!" P.R. "smells the electricity" again. PRL And then, it’s on to November Reign this Sunday, where Tha Puerto Rican and my man Popick will dethrone D*LUX and become HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions! D*LUX I hope you’re ready, because Popick and I will bring everything we’ve got this Sunday, and Tha Puerto Rican guaran-damn-tees that we won’t leave Vancouver without the HI-YAH World Tag Team Title belts in our possessions! So D*LUX get ready for the match of your lives. As much as I respect you guys, I’m not gonna go easy on you two. We want those belts, and we WILL get them on Sunday! And that’s the truth, Ruth! So, tonight, it’s Wall. On Sunday, it’s D*LUX. That means that three superstars will go down at the hands of Tha Puerto Rican in one week! That means that not one, not two, but THREE OAOAST superstars will get to feel what it’s like to get their asses beaten by me! And that means that not one, not two, but THREE, THREE OAOAST superstars better watch out for the lightning strikes, because those three superstars are about to suffer a Corporate Nightmare! PRL takes the microphone away from Josh. THA PUERTO RICAN THE CHAMP HAS SPO-KUN~! The crowd cheers. PRL does the Corporate Eyebrow to the camera. He then sports a cocky smirk to the camera. Josh Matthews is out of the shot, by the way. COLE P.R. vs. Cuban Wall! It’s gonna happen tonight! Commercial break Edited November 24, 2006 by KingPK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2006 (edited) This New Year's Day, there won't be a GM in control... COLE AXEL SLAM! AXEL SLAM! ...no authority figure in control... IT'S ANGLESAULT~?!?!??! ANGLESAULT IS HERE ON HELDDOWN~! ...no recently divorced pseudo celebrities in control... **THIS ANNECDOTE REMOVED FOR LEGAL REASONS** ...because, this New Year... ANGLESAULT YOU'RE gonna be in control! It's the first ever, completely interactive event in OAOAST history, where YOU decide the challengers, the challenges and the stipulations! ANGLESAULT All with the power of your interweb machines! *NEW YEAR'S SPECTACULAR: MAINFRAME MONDAY!* January 1st, 2007; Daytona Beach, Florida COLE Wow! How about that for an announcement Coach! New Year's Spectacular: Mainframe Monday! And the fans get to vote on the matches, the stipulations, the colour of the ring ropes... Anglesault has shaken New Year's up already! COACH Do I get a laptop? COLE We'll work on that. COACH Awesome! COLE Fans, thanks for tuning in tonight to the OAOAST's Thursday, and Thanksgiving Tradition, HeldDOWN~! Up next is a little flashback, a trip back in time to when things weren't the way they are now? COACH Memmmmorieeeeeesssss... COLE Singing aside, our flashback here is from our very first Thanksgiving episode, back in 2002. A matchup pitting Zack Malibu, then a rising star, against relative newcomer at the time, the one and only Reject. A great match with an interesting twist at the end, back before a mutual respect was forged between Malibu and then-champion, now-owner Anglesault. Let's take you back now to Thanksgiving 2002, here on HeldDOWN~! OAOAST THANKSGIVING TIME CAPSULE~! HeldDOWN~!, Thanksgiving 2002 Zack Malibu vs. Reject "Hate Me Now" plays over the loudspeakers, and the song is fitting for who it introduces, as Reject heads to the ring. A scowl on his face, this does'nt look like a Happy Thanksgiving for the man from NYC. Reject gets in the ring, and swipes the mic from the announcer. Reject:"Do me a favor people, and quiet on down, because what I have to say is more important than anything you could be saying right now!" Reject soaks in the boos, attempting to speak several times but refraining as the jeers were too loud. Reject:"Thanksgiving. A day of thanks. All you people should be thankful that you've got someone like me, a role model, an idol and icon to little children everywhere, performing for you! I could be chillin' with celebrities, having sweet potato pie with P. Diddy, or maybe "stuffin' the turkey" with J Lo. But nooo, I get booked to wrestle. So you know what, I'm not thankful for anything. I'm just gonna make this quick, cuz I got things to see and people to do!" Reject hands the mic back to the announcer, taunting the fans even more, as his opponent is introduced. "Die Another Day" starts up, and the fans go wild, as the Pissed Off Prep, Zack Malibu, comes charging out from the back! Malibu goes from side to side, working the crowd up, and then jogs down to the ring, ready for battle. Malibu slides in the ring, and just as the announcer is exiting through the ropes, Zack asks for the mic. ZM:"Whoa, Reject ,what's your deal? You'd better be thankful this year...thankful that I don't knock the taste out of your mouth as bad as I'm going to. All this people are getting prepared for Season's Greetings, but between you and me tonight, it's all about Season's Beatings!" Zack tosses the mic to the announcer, and we're underway. Reject and Zack circle the ring, then lock up. After a brief struggle, Reject simply shoves Zack back. Zack measures him up, then goes for another lockup, but Reject shoves him off again. Zack confronts Reject, only to get the taste knocked out of HIS mouth, courtesy of Reject! Another lockup follows, and Zack grabs a headlock, only to get sent to the ropes. Reject tries for a hiptoss, but Zack blocks and takes him over with a headlock takedown. Reject gets up and comes at Zack, but Zack takes him back down with a drop toe hold, but when Zack goes for a headlock, Reject slips out and grabs Zack's arm, locking him in a hammerlock. Zack gets to his feet while still in the hold, and fires an elbow back into Reject's cheek, then another. Zack spins out of the hold and into a hammerlock of his own on Reject, but Reject reaches back and snapmares Zack over, then locks on a chinlock, but Zack fights to his feet again, and back suplexes Reject! The ref checks on Reject but Reject brushes past him, angry that Zack got one up on him. Reject calls for a lockup again, but as Zack reaches up for it, Reject kicks him in the stomach. Zack takes two punches to the cheek, dazing him, and Reject follows up by Irish Whipping him to the ropes. Reject ducks as Zack comes off, and Zack kicks him up, then goes to follow up with a lariat, but Reject ducks it, and grabs Zack's head, snapping him to the mat with a neckbreaker! Reject bounces off the ropes and drops a leg across Zack's throat, then covers...Zack kicks out before the ref hits two! Reject taunts Zack as he's getting up, lightly kicking him in the head, as if to toy with him. He pulls Zack up, and sets him up for a suplex, but Zack slips out and lands behind Reject. Zack shoves him towards the ropes, trying to roll him up, but Reject holds on to the ropes. Zack rolls to his feet and charges, but Reject ducks and Zack takes a HUGE back bodydrop, landing face first on the floor! Reject laughs to himself, as the ref goes over and begins the standard 10 count. Zack is barely up on all fours before Reject rolls out of the ring and comes up behind him. He grabs Zack by the head and unceremoniously tosses him into the guardrail. Zack hits shoulder first hard, and fans in the first row reach over, trying to touch their hero. Reject comes over and grabs Zack by the head, then rolls him back into the ring, just as the referee hit 8 on his count. Reject climbs back in as well, then scoops Zack up, and drops him with a shoulder breaker. Reject goes for a cover, but Malibu kicks out at 2! Reject continues to work on Zack's shoulder, using arm wrenches and blatantly pulling at Zack's arm, as if to rip it out of the socket. Zack is finally able to counter an arm wrench, and sends Reject in, then tries for a hiptoss, but it's blocked by Reject and countered into an armbar! Reject takes Zack to the mat, and pulls back hard, trying for the submission, but Zack doesn't quit! Zack fights up to his feet, as Reject segues into a hammerlock, but Zack elbows out of it like before. Zack turns to Reject and hits two stiff elbow shots to his mouth, backs up and rotates into a ROARING ELBOW on Reject, taking him out! Zack picks him up and slams two forearms across the back of his neck, then lifts him up and drops him with a sideslam. Zack goes up to the top rope, and comes flying off...Guillotine Legdrop! Zack covers, hooking the leg, but Reject kicks out at 2! Reject rolls over onto his stomach, and Zack goes to pick him up. Zack sets him up for a back suplex, but Reject reaches up and gouges Zack in the eye. With Zack blinded, Reject bounces off the ropes, and takes him out with a spinning wheel kick! Reject covers, but again Zack kicks out at 2. Frustrated, he pulls Zack to his feet and whips him into the corner, hard, and Zack hits chest first, then stumbles backwards, right into a WICKED Release German Suplex! Zack nearly lands on the top of his head, and it out on the mat. Reject stomps him a bit, then sets him up on one side of the ring, then bounces off the ropes...ROLLING THUNDER...NO! ZACK ROLLS UNDER IT! Reject holds his lower back, giving time for Zack to get up...FLYING FOREARM BY ZACK! Reject falls through the middle ropes and to the floor, as the fans go nuts! Zack goes to the ropes, and waits for Reject to get up, then as he holds onto the top rope, kicks through the ropes, nailing Reject (think Jeff Hardy on that move). Reject staggers back a bit, then Zack slingshots over and wipes him out with a pescado! Fans are getting more into this match, and as Zack and Reject brawl at ringside, we see ringside fans and kids being entertained by a turkey? JR:"Ha ha, shades of the Gobbeldygooker! I guess the OAOAST staff has spared no expense in entertaining the fans tonight." Zack goes for Reject, but Reject backdrops him into the front row, and a few fans get up close and personal with Zack! Reject comes over and starts wailing on Zack, then goes to ram him headfirst into an empty chair, but Zack blocks the shot, and Reject meets the steel facefirst! Reject staggers back, running right into the Thankgsiving Turkey! Reject gives a WTF look to the turkey and shoves him off, not seeing Zack come at him and clothesline him over the railing! Zack works the crowd into a "Zack" chant, then hops over the railing. Zack rolls Reject back into the ring, but as Zack goes to reenter, the Turkey comes over the railing and pulls on his leg. Zack tells the Turkey to back off, but the Turkey starts clapping, apparently wanting Zack to help him treat the fans. Zack tries to go back into the ring, but again the Turkey pulls him away. Zack is getting a little angry now, so he takes the Turkey and brings him back to the railing, telling him to go back into the crowd. The Turkey seems to oblige, but as Zack turns his back, the Turkey grabs a steel chair, and CRACKS Zack in the back of the head! Zack falls to the floor, and the Turkey picks him up and rolls him back into the ring. Reject covers an out cold Zack, and the referee makes the count...1...2...3!!! Winner:Reject Reject is somewhat in shock, but he beat Zack so he hightails it out of there, gloating all the way. The Turkey reenters the ring, carrying the chair, and starts wailing away on Zack with it. The referee tries to pull the chair away from him, but the Turkey nails HIM as well. After staring down at Zack, the Turkey asks for the mic. Turkey:"Be thankful, everybody. Be thankful that I didn't drill your hero here into the ground. Be thankful Zack, that I let you off easy tonight. Because I'm no turkey Zack, and I'm definetly not a chicken..." The Turkey takes off his mask to reveal the Champion, Anglesault! AS:"MALIBU, you're the cough that won't go away. You've diseased this company, MY company, for too long. No more Zack. I don't care what Popick promised you, I don't care if you're the so called Number One Contender...if you think you can live in my world, you're wrong. You're lucky I'm in the holiday spirit, because this is your last chance. Get out while you can, Malibu. You think you've got POP? I don't think that stands for Pissed Off Prep, I think it stands for Pleasure Or Pain, and believe me, it'll be my pleasure to put you through pain you've never felt before!" AS drops the mic on the unconscious body of Zack, and exits the ring, as the medical staff comes out to check on Malibu. ------------------------------------------------ COACH Anglesault dressed as a turkey. Fitting. COLE Easy there, Coach. We've got a big 10-team Survivor Series rules match coming to you NEXT on HeldDOWN~! Commercial break Edited November 24, 2006 by KingPK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2006 COLE We're set for our ten-team survivor match, let's go to Michael Buffer! Heart-Shaped Box hits, and the crowd goes NUTS as The Heavenly Rockers lead out their ten-man squad, including Team Jamaica, D*LUX, NRG, and carrying the American flags in the back, Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin. BUFFER The following is a 20-man, ten-team elimination match! The rules are as follows: When one member of a team is defeated in any fashion, his partner must go to the back, as well! Introducing the first team, captained by SYNTH ESIZER and LOGAN "USHER" MANN, THE HEAVENLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! *crowd cheers* Their partners include DENZEL SPENCER and REGGIE LAMONT, TEEEEEEEEAAAAMMMMMMM JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMAICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Accompanied by Jade Rodez, The HI-YAH Tag Team champions, SHAYNE BRAVE and TYLER BRYANT, DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!! BIFF ATLAS and FLEX PHILLIPS, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! And the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA'S TEEEEEEEEAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!! COLE Great ovation for Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin, as well as every team on this squad! COACH Look at all the guys in the ring, and that's only half the participants in this match! Frankenstein hits. COLE And here come the rest of them! BUFFER Introducing their opponents, captained by the OAOAST World Tag Team champions, BIG FRANK and UBER BRUISER, THE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUISERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SS!!!!! *crowd boos* Their partners include MARCELLUS "ONE-EYE" WALLACE and VINCENT "WHITEY" FORD, THE SSSSSSSSOUTH CCCCCCCCCCENTRAL MMMMMMMILLLLLLLLLLLITTTTTTTTTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Accompanied by Mackenzie DeCenzo, here are NED BLANCHARD and SIMON SINGLETON, THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLONNNNNNNNNNNNNNDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Representing the Burrough Boys, here are LUTHER and WALDO!!!!! And accompanied by Rick Heyross, the team of "AFTER HOURS" FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA, TEEEEEEEEAAAAMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! COLE Interesting here to see Team Canada and the Sooners team up, it was just a few weeks ago that those two teams had an altercation backstage! So can these teams co-exist, will be a big question in this one! COACH Let's see who starts us off here, this is exciting! The Heavenly Rockers side starts off with a huddle, then everyone puts a hand in and breaks, before the teams step out, with Synth staying in the ring. Strutter steps in on the other side, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE Here we go, it'll be Synth Esizer and Felix Strutter starting us off! COACH This should be a good matchup! The two men circle the ring, and tie up. Strutter quickly takes Synth across the ring with an armdrag, then poses for the crowd, drawing boos, as his partners root him on. COLE And a nice armdrag by Felix Strutter! Synth gets to his feet, then moves back in. Synth goes behind, then takes Strutter up in the air and down to the mat, then hops forward for a side headlock. Strutter makes his way to his feet, and shoves Synth into the ropes. Strutter leapfrogs, then drops down for a monkey flip, but is met with a big fistdrop from Synth! COLE And a mistake by Strutter, telegraphing that move, and Synth was ready for it! Synth stays on Strutter, but he goes to the eyes and quickly tags out to Luther. COLE And now it's a Burrough Boy in there, I believe this is Luther! COACH That's right, and you can't judge these guys by their appearance and demeanor, these guys are very skilled! Reject doesn't associate with slackers! COLE No doubt, outstanding high flyers are the Burrough Boys! Luther hammers away with forearms to the back, then attempts an Irish whip, but Synth reverses, and catches him with a flying back elbow! Waldo jumps into the ring and catches a clothesline! Waldo rolls out of the ring, as Luther crawls over and tags in Wallace, while Shayne tags in on the other side. COACH And two new guys again, Shayne Brave and One-Eye Wallace! Wallace delivers a big kick to the gut, and hammers Shayne to the mat. COLE Wow, and Shayne gets caught right away, overwhelmed by the much larger Marcellus Wallace! Wallace backs Shayne into a corner and hammers away, then tags in Ford. COLE And now it's One-Eye's partner, Vincent "Whitey" Ford! Ford hammers away, then whips Shayne across to the corner. Ford charges, but Shayne gets the feet up! Shayne then climbs backwards to the top rope, and hits a missile dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Shayne tags in Tyler, and D*LUX whips Ford into the ropes, and delivers a double backdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Tyler grabs a front facelock, but Wallace is easily able to back his way over and tag in Big Frank. Tyler quickly releases the hold and backs out. COLE Tag made, and a smart move by Tyler Bryant, quick to get out of enemy territory! COACH And we got one half of each tag titleholder in there now! COLE As well as Team Canada, two-thirds of the six-man champs! Tyler sizes up Big Frank, and ties up, but once again, power is just too much, as Frank delivers some big forearm shots to the back, then picks him up and delivers a TRAPPED-ARM BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Frank rams Tyler's face into the outstretched foot of Sarcastic Simon, then tags him in. Simon delivers blows to the gut, then goes for an Irish whip. Tyler reverses, and delivers a flying forearm! He follows with a dropkick, and Simon quickly tags in Ned. COLE And just like that, D*LUX turns things around! Ned exchanges blows with Tyler, until Tyler ducks one, and delivers an atomic drop! Ned stumbles over to the wrong corner, and is met with a right hand by Shayne! COACH And now Ned's in trouble! Tyler delivers a right, and Ned walks right into a right from Flex! Another right from Tyler, and this time he's sent into a bionic elbow from Logan Mann, then met from the other side with a spinning wheel kick from Tyler! Ned gets up to tag, and realizes he's in the wrong corner, and quickly scoots around and tags in Luther again. COACH Tyler let him off the hook, though, he should have stayed on him! Tyler and Luther circle the ring, then tie up. Tyler backs Luther into a corner, and the referee separates them, but as he does, Luther delivers a cheap shot to Tyler! COLE And a cheap shot coming out of the corner by Luther, and now it's Luther with the advantage! Luther hooks Tyler, and delivers a SNAP JACKHAMMER~! 1... 2... Kickout! COACH And a nice quick jackhammer by Luther! Luther picks up Tyler, and whips him across the ring. Tyler jumps to the second buckle, and comes back with a bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! Luther charges Tyler, but gets caught in a drop toe hold, and Tyler makes a tag to Logan "Usher" Mann! COLE And listen to the people! Logan does a little dance after climbing into the ring, and starts delivering jabs to the midsection of Luther! He then delivers a foot to the gut, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Luther quickly rolls over and tags in Waldo, who comes in and ties up, but gets caught in a side headlock. He pushes Logan into the ropes, but Logan knocks him to the mat coming back. Logan sets up an Irish whip into the corner, but Waldo reverses. Waldo charges, but Logan hops over, then rolls down into a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Waldo tags in Vincent Ford, while Logan tags out to Reggie Lamont. COLE And the first appearance of Team Jamaica in the match, it's Reggie Lamont! Reggie and Ford trade blows, with Reggie getting the better of the exchange, then whipping Ford into the ropes and taking him down with a jumping scissor kick! COLE Great sidekick! As Reggie stays on him, Ford manages to struggle to his corner and tag in Uber Bruiser. COACH And now the first appearance of Uber Bruiser! Another exchange of blows ensues, with Uber taking command. COACH And Reggie's a powerful man for his size, but still no match for the Sooners! Uber backs Reggie into the corner, and tags in Luther. Uber whips Reggie out of the corner right into a front dropkick from Luther! Luther keeps his position upon hitting the mat, then KIPS UP~! COLE And more of that tremendous agility from Luther of the Burrough Boys, and nice teamwork on the part of Uber! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reggie quickly is able to roll over and make a tag to Biff Atlas! COLE And here comes some power! However, Luther immediately goes to the eyes, then tags in Waldo. Waldo lifts Biff in a fireman's carry, then pulls him over into a gutbuster as he falls back! COACH WOW, what a move by Waldo! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Waldo executes an Irish whip, and Biff ducks a clothesline, hooking him around the waist and executing a reverse sunset! However, Luther comes in and delivers a clothesline, reversing the move! COLE Get him out, ref! COACH Get him out too! Look out, Waldo! Logan sneaks into the ring as the referee ushers Luther out, and delivers the PERCUSSION DDT~!!!!!11111 COLE Logan with the PERCUSSION~! Waldo is out like a light... Biff covers... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And we've got one gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Burrough Boys Eliminated by: NRG (Biff Atlas pins Waldo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wallace steps in, and gets caught with a blow to the midsection by Biff. Biff wrings the arm, then makes a tag to Denzel Spencer. Biff lifts Wallace and delivers a big scoop slam! COLE And a lot of power in Biff Atlas, at 220 pounds! Denzel springs over with a guillotine legdrop! COLE And Denzel Spencer in now, one of the premier high-flyers! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Wallace reverses an Irish whip into the corner, but Denzel jumps right to the top rope, then hits Wallace with a twisting bodypress, rolling right to his feet and tagging in Flex! COLE And there's some of it on display, and now the big fella in there! Flex comes in and delivers a foot the the gut, then whips Wallace into the ropes and catches him with a powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Wallace gets to his feet, then grabs Flex by the face and backs him into his corner, making a tag to Uber. Uber whips Flex to the ropes, but puts his head down, and Flex delivers a foot, followed by a big clothesline! He backs Uber into his corner, and tags in Quentin Benjamin, to the cheers of the crowd! COLE And here's a matchup! America's Team against the Sooner Bruisers! COACH And the first appearance of America's Team in this match! Flex holds Uber in a front facelock, as Benjamin delivers a sidekick to the midsection, then executes a vertical suplex! COLE And a nicely executed suplex by Quentin Benjamin! Benjamin backs into the ropes, and attempts a somersault splash, but Uber rolls out of the way, and tags in Ken Pantera! COLE And now it's the US vs Canada, first appearance in the match for Ken Pantera! COACH Who hasn't been in yet, Cole? COLE I believe Moss is the only guy who hasn't been in yet, legally. Pantera whips Benjamin into the ropes, and Benjamin ducks a clothesline and hits a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin then makes the tag to Moss. COLE And now Moss is in! So everyone, all 20 guys, have been in the match legally at some point. Benjamin hooks Pantera, and Moss hammers away at the midsection. Benjamin and Moss hook Pantera, and deliver a DOUBLE FLATLINER~! Moss then gets up and makes a tag to Biff. COLE And both sides making tags as frequently as they can here, smart wrestling going on on Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! Biff whips Pantera into the ropes, and hits him with the BIFF UPPER LIP~! However, Pantera lands right in his corner, and tags Uber once again. COACH And a big break for Pantera right there, that was one of Biff's trademark moves! Uber and Biff tie up, and Uber hits a knee to the midsection. Uber hooks Biff and tags in Big Frank, who hammers down on the back. Frank backs Biff into the corner, and hammers away. However, Biff hammers back! COLE And look at Biff fight back on Big Frank! Frank goes to the eyes, however, and goes for an Irish whip. Biff reverses, then charges, but eats the feet of Frank! COACH Wow, he caught a good one! Frank makes the tag to Ned Blanchard, who goes up top and comes down with a forearm blow on Biff, who is almost right underneath. Ned then picks him up, and delivers a backbreaker, before making a tag to Frank. Frank whips Biff into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Biff delivers a foot, then quickly makes the tag to Shayne! COLE And tags made on both sides! Shayne springs to the top rope, and takes down Frank with a clothesline! COLE And a big move from Shayne, and listen to the crowd! However, as Shayne celebrates his feat, Uber comes across the apron and floors him with a SOONERLINE~! COACH Yeah, now listen to the crowd, Cole! COLE Cheap shot from the outside by Uber Bruiser! Frank covers... 1... 2... Shayne gets a foot on the rope! COLE But saved by the ropes is Shayne Brave! Frank makes a tag to Wallace, who lifts Shayne overhead in a PRESS SLAM~!, then tosses him down to the mat. He then picks him up and tags in Ned, lifting Shayne in a bearhug as Ned runs to the ropes and delivers a knee to the back! COACH And more nice teamwork from this side! Ned then tags in Simon, lifting him in a back suplex, as Simon floats over into a splash on Shayne! 1... 2... NO! Shayne gets a shoulder up! COLE And Shayne Brave, one half of the HI-YAH tag champs, hanging in there! Simon makes a tag to Strutter, who delivers a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter attempts another suplex, but Shayne slides over the back and tags Tyler! COLE And a fresh member of D*LUX in the ring! Tyler delivers right hands, then whips Strutter into the ropes, and executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter manages to tag in Pantera, who immediately gets caught in an armdrag! However, Pantera easily works his way to his feet, then goes to the eyes. He whips Tyler into the ropes, and attempts a tilt-a-whirl of his own, but Tyler counters, hooking Pantera and falling backwards with a Christian DDT! (Think Ultimo Dragon at WMXX) COLE AMAZING counter! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera rolls over and makes a tag to Wallace, while Tyler tags in Synth. COLE And everyone knows the grudge between these two teams! COACH Absolutely. Enemies for life! Wallace delivers a foot to the gut, then delivers a big slam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Wallace rams Synth into the foot of Ned, then tags him in. Ned delivers an elbow to the forehead, then whips him into the ropes and delivers a front spinebuster! Ned poses for the crowd, drawing boos, then backs into the ropes and goes for an elbow, but Synth rolls out of the way! Ned quickly tags in Pantera, while Synth tags Charlie Moss! COACH And here we go again! Pantera and Moss exchange blows, with Pantera getting the better of the exchange, and whipping Moss into the ropes. Pantera puts his head down, and Moss double underhooks him, and takes him over in a suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera again escapes, making a tag to Frank, who comes in and immediately is caught in a drop toehold! COLE And Moss looking REALLY sharp in his short time in the ring! Moss spins completely around Frank, then hops up and motions for him to "come on". Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH COACH Oh ho ho...don't do that, Chuck! Don't make Big Frank mad! COLE And he has indeed done that, look at Frank! Frank is visibly fuming, as is Uber on the apron, as shown by the camera. COLE And Uber as well ticked off here, by the antics of Charlie Moss! Frank goes after Moss, and gets a go-behind, taking him down to the mat. Moss works his way to a sitting position, with Frank maintaining the waistlock. Frank brings Moss up, then grabs a side headlock. He blind tags Uber, then pushes Moss into the ropes. He drops down, and Moss hops over, right into a DEVASTATING SOONERLINE~! from Uber! Uber barks to the crowd, drawing a mixture of boos and returned barks. COACH And that's what happens, Cole, when you piss off the Sooners! Uber picks up the prone Moss and delivers a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX~! Moss flips over onto his stomach, and Uber rolls him over and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Uber backs Moss into the ropes, where Moss makes a blind tag of his own to Benjamin, who climbs to the top as Moss reverses the Irish whip. As Uber comes back, he's hit with a big clothesline from the top rope! COLE And America's Team returns the favor! Uber attempts to tag, but he's in the wrong corner. He then falls, and gets back up, finally making the tag to Ned. Ned is caught with a hiptoss, then Benjamin tags out to Biff, who scoops up Ned and delivers a running powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Biff tags in Logan, who whips Ned into the ropes, and floors him with a clothesline! However, as Logan goes after Ned, Ned grabs him by the pants and pulls him through the ropes to the floor! COLE Nice leverage move by Ned Blanchard, and come on, now! Uber is on the floor, and he picks up Logan and drops him on the guardrail! He then tosses Logan back into the ring, where Simon has tagged in. He whips Logan into the ropes, and delivers a big kneeling forearm shot to the gut! He then tags in Pantera, who lifts Logan over head in a PRESS SLAM~! He does four reps, then tosses him to the mat, and flexes, drawing boos. COLE And Pantera showing off his muscles, which were referred to a few weeks ago by Big Frank as "Canadian bacon!" I think Frank may want to take those remarks back after this match! COACH Well, Frank's a patriotic guy, and you know what Canadian bacon is used on...Egg McMuffins, the most American of all breakfast sandwiches! So I'm sure Frank was actually just giving Kenny his due! COLE ...right. It was a backhanded compliment. COACH Exactly. Pantera then tags in Ford, who attempts a elbowdrop, but Logan rolls out of the way, and manages to tag in Reggie, who hammers away on Ford. He whips Ford into the ropes, and floors him with a bicycle kick! He then tags in Denzel, who goes up to the top rope...and hits the KINPUPPALICK~!!!111 However, Denzel rolls off onto the mat, unconscious! COLE Reggie hit it, but what the hell happened? Ford drapes an arm over... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Whitey must have blocked it with that loaded forearm! COLE So now, the sides are evened up! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Team Jamaica Eliminated by: South Central Militia (Vincent "Whitey" Ford pins Denzel Spencer) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Ford with the aid of that, in my opinion, illegal loaded forearm, has evened up the score, there's four teams, eight men on each side! Shayne comes right in and hammers away on Ford, whipping him into the corner and catching him with a jumping leg clothesline! He then tags in Benjamin, who goes for a kick. Ford catches the foot, and spins it around, but Benjamin spins around and catches him with a spinning wheel kick! Ford lands in his corner, however, and makes a tag to Wallace. Benjamin catches Wallace with an armdrag, then attempts an Irish whip. Wallace reverses, and Benjamin ducks a clothesline, but gets caught on a bodypress attempt. He carries Benjamin over to the corner and lays him across the top rope, then tags in Frank, who hammers away on the midsection. COACH And Quentin caught in the wrong corner now! Frank scoops up Quentin, and delivers a MOONSAULT BODYSLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Frank tags Wallace back in, who hammers away. Wallace lifts Benjamin for a powerbomb, but Benjamin hammers away on the head, causing Wallace to wander around blindly. Benjamin somehow manages to make a tag to Tyler, who comes in and dropkicks Wallace in the back, allowing Benjamin to execute a hurricanrana! COLE How about that double team move? Tyler backs Wallace into the ropes, whipping him in, but Wallace comes back and delivers a shouldercheck that takes Tyler all the way to the outside. Tyler is quick to get back in the apron, however, and delivers a shoulder shot to the gut of Wallace, then slings over the top with a sunset flip! However, Wallace drops down and uses the ropes for leverage! 1... 2... ...the referee spots the hands on the ropes, and kicks them off! Tyler completes the move... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH NO! He can't do that! COLE Well, he just did, and now it's 4-3! COACH That's not right, Cole, and you know it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: South Central Militia Eliminated by: D*LUX (Tyler Bryant pins Marcellus "One-Eye" Wallace) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tyler is immediately ambushed by Ned, who brings him into his corner and tags in Strutter. Strutter sends Tyler into the ropes, and catches him with a big dropkick! Strutter hops up and poses, drawing boos, then tags in Pantera. Pantera whips Tyler into the ropes, tossing him high into the air and simply letting him drop! COACH And look at the power of Ken Pantera! Pantera then tags in Frank, and assists him in a double team Irish whip, and double back elbow! COACH See, what did I tell you, Cole? Look at how well they work together! Simon tags in, and delivers shoulder thrusts in the corner. He then whips Tyler across, but puts his head down, and Tyler delivers a kick, and tags out to Synth! Simon manages to make a tag to Strutter, but Strutter gets caught coming in, then sent to the ropes, and Synth delivers a kneelift, knocking Strutter for a flip! COLE BIG kneelift by Synth! Strutter scoots over and tags Ned. COACH You know what just occured to me, Cole...we've seen just about every matchup conceivable in this one already, but I don't recall seeing a Sooner and a Rocker in there at the same time. COLE That's a good point, team captains yet to clash here in this spectacular matchup! Ned baits Synth into a corner, and delivers a foot to the gut, then a kneelift. He then rakes his eyes with the boot laces, before tagging in Uber. COACH Oh, here it comes! Uber just got the tag! Uber takes Synth down with a snapmare, then drops a knee to the back. He attempts an Irish whip, but Synth reverses, then leapfrogs, but when he tries a second leapfrog, Uber catches him and delivers a powerslam! He stares at Synth briefly, then tags in Strutter, who grabs the ropes and somersaults in, but Synth rolls out of the way and Strutter lands flat on his back! Synth makes a tag to Flex! COLE Uh-oh...Flex hasn't been in there in a while! Flex delivers two big forearm blows, then lifts him in a MILITARY PRESS~!, doing four reps, then slamming him down, before picking him up and tagging in Shayne, who comes in, sets up Strutter, and delivers a TORNADO DDT~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Tyler tags in Logan, who delivers a vertical suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Logan follows with a backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Logan tags in Benjamin, who hammers on the back, then whips Strutter into a corner. He charges, but Strutter moves out of the way, then staggers over and tags in Frank, who hammers away in the corner. Frank quickly tags Uber, and a double-team clubberin' ensues. Uber delivers a vertical suplex, then tags in Pantera. Pantera chokes Benjamin on the ropes, as the referee counts, and Pantera breaks at the very last second. COLE Gotta watch it here, a disqualification is an elimination, as well! Pantera tags Frank back in, then holds Benjamin in a front facelock as Frank hammers away. Frank delivers a pumphandle slam, then flexes for the crowd, which boos. He tags in Ned, who delivers a bodyslam, then picks up Benjamin and whips him into the ropes. Benjamin ducks a clothesline, and they clothesline each other! COLE And both men out in the center of the ring! Both men crawl slowly towards their corners, with Ned tagging in Simon, while Benjamin makes a tag to Tyler! COACH And two new guys in again! Tyler quickly hits Simon with a dropkick! He then whips Simon into the ropes, and delivers a flying back elbow! He picks Simon up and delivers a SAMOAN DROP~!, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Tyler makes a quick tag to Flex, who hammers away, then backs into the ropes, only to be kneed in the back by Ned, who then tags in. COLE Cheap shot by Ned, and he's now the legal man! COACH And we talked about the storied SCM/HR's rivalry, what about this one? Mackenzie dumped these two goofs for the Beverly Hills Blonds! Ned and Simon set up Flex for a double suplex...but he blocks, and suplexes BOTH men! COLE And a double suplex by Flex, suplexing both Beverly Hills Blonds! COACH What strength! He then tags in Biff, who picks Ned up and delivers the BIFF OF SUCCESS~! 1... 2... NO! Ned lifts the shoulder! Biff then whips Ned in, and delivers a SPINNING WHEEL KICK~! Biff then climbs the top rope. COLE And here comes the Biffsault! Biff flips back, but Ned rolls out of the way, then tags Simon, who climbs the top rope as Ned waits. COLE Could be Rocket Launcher time... Ned tosses Simon off the top for the ROCKET LAUNCHER~!!!111 COACH And they got it! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH Yeah! Mackenzie applauds on the floor, as the BHB's pose. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: NRG Eliminated by: Beverly Hills Blonds (Simon Singleton pins Biff Atlas) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mackenzie then screams, as Logan sneaks in and catches Simon with a reverse sunset! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH WHAT??? COLE And just like that, the Blonds eliminated! The Blonds throw a fit in the ring, as does Mackenzie on the floor, while Frank levels Logan with a clothesline! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Beverly Hills Blonds Eliminated by: Heavenly Rockers (Logan "Usher" Mann pins Simon Singleton) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Frank then lifts Logan in a PRESS SLAM~!, and tosses him to the mat. He then tags in Strutter, but Logan is able to tag in Shayne! Shayne fires off rights, then attempts an Irish whip. Strutter reverses, then drops down, and Shayne hops over...but catches a knee to the back from Pantera! COLE And another cheap shot, this time from Pantera! Jade hops up onto the apron to argue with the referee, and Strutter spots her as he starts to pick Shayne up. Strutter drops Shayne, and starts to move towards Jade. COLE Oh, wait a minute here... Strutter approaches Jade, and after exchanging a few words with her, grabs her by the hair with his right hand! COLE Oh, come on now! COACH She has NO business on the apron, Cole! Strutter then pulls back to slug her...but instead, grabs her under the knee with the hand, and LAYS ONE ON HER~! COACH WHOA! Strutter releases and smiles, as Jade falls into a sitting position on the apron. COACH ...I guess she DID have some "business" on the apron! COLE As Jade pulls herself back up, Shayne comes from behind and pushes Strutter into the ropes for a reverse sunset flip. Strutter ducks through the ropes, just as Jade pops up with a slap...which unintentionally hits Shayne! COLE Oh no! Jade aiming for Felix Strutter, but he ducked through the ropes and she hit Shayne on accident! Jade covers her mouth with both hands, a shocked look on her face, as Felix delivers a foot to the gut, hooks Shayne, and delivers the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!111 COLE And there's the Thunder Bay Throttle! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And D*LUX is gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: D*LUX Eliminated by: Team Canada ("After Hours" Felix Strutter pins Shayne Brave) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Are you kiddin' me, Cole? Jade was so appreciative of that kiss from Felix, that she helped him get the pin on her on team! COLE That's absurd, Coach! That was an accident, and you know it! Felix catches Logan coming into the ring with a knee lift, then tags in Pantera. COLE And we're down to two teams on each side! It's the Heavenly Rockers, along with Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin, up against the Sooners and Team Canada! Pantera scoops up Logan, and drives him with a big shoulderbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Logan tags Strutter back in, and Strutter delivers a rib-breaker, then climbs to the top from the inside. He attempts a SKY-TWISTER PRESS~!!!, but Logan rolls out of the way, and makes the tag to Moss! Moss stomps at Strutter, then delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Moss tags in Benjamin, and holds Strutter for a Benjamin superkick! However, Strutter manages to get over and tag Pantera, but he is immediately caught in an armdrag! Benjamin then tags in Synth, who executes a PILEDRIVER~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Strutter gets a foot on the ropes! COLE And Strutter fortunately able to land by the ropes! Strutter reaches up and makes a tag to Frank, who hammers in the midsection, then whips Synth to the ropes. Synth ducks under and executes a CRUCIFIX~! 1... 2... Kickout! Frank quickly gets up and hammers away, then tags in Uber. Frank holds back Synth, as Uber lays in blows to the midsection. Uber delivers a gutwrench suplex, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter tags back in, but Synth scoots over and tags in Benjamin! Slugfest ensues, won by Benjamin, but Strutter goes to the eyes. Strutter whips Benjamin to the ropes, but Benjamin ducks a clothesline and hits a superkick! Strutter falls back into his corner, and makes a tag to Frank. Benjamin delivers kicks to the midsection, then backs into the ropes and delivers a flipping clothesline! Uber takes some shots from behind, and as Benjamin retaliates, Frank catches him from behind, then tags Uber. COLE And another distraction job from the outside, and now it's spilling to the floor! Uber tosses Benjamin out to the floor, where he's met with a clothesline from Strutter! Strutter then tosses him back into the ring, as Pantera tags in. Pantera whips Benjamin into the ropes, and Benjamin leapfrogs Pantera and makes a tag to Logan. COLE And now Logan back in there... Logan hammers away on Pantera, when Uber jumps in blatantly and decks him from behind! Synth goes after Uber, and all eight men jump in as the crowd goes crazy! COLE And it's chaos out there now! They pair off in corners. Logan/Pantera! Synth/Uber! Moss/Frank! Benjamin/Strutter! Irish whips are set up, and all four members of the Sooners/Canadian contingency are sent into each other in mid-ring! COLE Big collision in the center! Logan measures Strutter, and POPS him with the deadly left hand! COACH WOW! COLE There's that left from Logan! Strutter falls through the middle rope to the floor, as Uber delivers a LOW BLOW~! to Moss! Frank hammers Logan from behind, and the Sooners deliver a double back suplex! Frank then lifts Logan on his shoulders, as Uber goes to the top, and executes the ELECTRIC CHAIR BULLDOG~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COACH And now Moss & Benjamin are in trouble! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Heavenly Rockers Eliminated by: Sooner Brusiers (Uber Bruiser pins Logan "Usher" Mann) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And we're down to two teams against one! Frank walks over and grabs Moss, then motions Strutter back into the ring. Strutter backs into the ropes, and delivers a SPINNING WHEEL KICK...but Moss breaks free, and Frank takes the move! COACH Oh, no! Strutter hesitates for a minute, then clotheslines Moss to the mat! Frank gets to his feet, then spins Strutter around, and has words with him, before shoving him flat onto the mat! COLE And now Frank is pissed off! Pantera comes in to get in Frank's face, as the crowd noise escalates, then Uber decks him from behind! Uber and Pantera trade blows as they spill through the ropes to the floor! COLE And the Sooner/Canada contingency has totally fallen apart! Frank goes back after Moss, who trips him up, and turns him over, applying the MOSSY KNOLL~!!!111 COLE The Mossy Knoll is applied, and there's no one in sight to stop it! Moss quickly pulls Frank away from ropes and to the center of the ring...where, after a few seconds of struggle, he has no choice but to TAP OUT, as the crowd goes crazy! COLE FRANK TAPS!!! The Sooners have been eliminated! COACH I don't believe it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: Sooner Bruisers Eliminated by: America's Team (Charlie Moss submits Big Frank Brusier) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Strutter immediately jumps Moss from behind, hammering away in the corner, and stomping him down in it. Benjamin comes to his senses, and slides in, hitting a STINGER SPLASH~! on Strutter! Moss gets to his feet, then backs into the ropes, as the two execute the DOUBLE GOOZLE~!!! COLE They're setting it up! What a coup it would be if Moss and Benjamin could overcome these odds! Frank comes to on the floor, as does Uber, and they both grab chairs. Moss whips Strutter across, catching him on his shoulders as he comes back, and Benjamin goes to the top. As Frank distracts the referee, Uber hops on the apron, decking Benjamin with the chair! COLE What the hell is this??? The Bruisers are eliminated! Benjamin falls to the floor, then Uber steps in the ring and clips Moss's leg with the chair! Uber then measures Moss, and CRACKS the chair over his head! Uber exits, as Pantera comes through on the floor! COLE This is a travesty! Pantera slides in, and applies the FULL NELSON~!!! to the unconscious Moss. The referee turns, and checks Moss's arm. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! *DING DING DING* Pantera drops Moss, and flexes. COACH YESSSSS!!! COLE And that's it! Team Canada has stolen the match! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eliminated: America's Team Eliminated by: Team Canada (Ken Pantera submits Charlie Moss) SURVIVORS: Team Canada ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BUFFER The winners of the match...and sole survivors...TEEEEEEEEAAAAMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! COACH Best tag team in the World, Cole! BEST TAG TEAM IN THE WORLD! As Tom Sawyer plays, Frank looks back to the ring, and re-emerges with the chair, blasting Pantera across the back! COLE And now they're ambushing the Canadians! Frank shoves the chair into Pantera's throat, pointing at while screaming "Canadian Bacon, boy, you hear me? CANADIAN BACON!" Frank then gets up slowly, before seeing Strutter and cracking him over the head with the chair! The Sooners raise the chairs in the ring, as Frankenstein plays. COACH Well, they may have lost the decision, but they look like they're still standing tall! COLE The Sooners stand tall, but they did not win this match, Team Canada were the sole survivors, but with a VERY shady win over America's Team! Don't go away to get leftovers just yet, because our main event is next. For the first time, Cuban Wall and Tha Puerto Rican will mix it up in the ring. This is Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! Commercial break Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted November 24, 2006 (edited) COLE Well fans, here we go. The next match is a match that we, honestly, never thought we would see. "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican is going to go one-on-one with his very own "Muscle" Cuban Wall! COACH Good. Make PRL suffer for what he’s done to The Lightning Crew. COLE He’s just changed his attitude. I don’t think that’s reason enough for Cuban Wall to accept this match. COACH It’s plenty of reason. Cuban Wall is going to make mince meat out of The Corporate CHUMP! COLE Ugh, let’s just go to the ring. PRL/Cuban Wall right now! *DING DING DING* The lights go down in the arena. A Puerto Rican flag appears on the AngleTron. In big, white blocy letters, the following words appear on the screen, with Tha Puerto Rican saying them: *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and "Know Your Role ’99" begins playing, with the crowd standing up and cheering. PR is heard saying, "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" throughout the song, while smoke fills the entryway and strobe lights appear on the entrance set. A few seconds elapsed, the entrance doors slide open, and through the smoke comes... Nobody. "Know Your Role ’99" continues playing...but there’s no sign of Tha Puerto Rican anywhere. COLE Hmmm. That’s odd. Where’s PRL? COACH He’s probably hiding in the back! He’s too scared to fight Cuban Wall! COLE Dude, shut up. The crowd is getting anxious, wondering where the heck Tha Puerto Rican could be. The entrance doors remain open as "Know Your Role ’99" dies down. It starts up again, and the crowd cheers, hoping that PRL will come out now. Still nothing. COLE This is getting ridicolous! Where is Tha Puerto Rican!? COACH In his dressing room, the door locked, praying to God that Cuban Wall doesn’t kill him. The crowd has quieted down, paying close attention to the entrance. But 2 minutes passed and Tha Puerto Rican has yet to come out. "Know Your Role ’99" ends with no appearance from Tha Puerto Rican. COLE I...I...I have no idea where he is. Coach, do you have any clue? COACH I don’t know, and I don’t care. COLE These fans are mystified. I’m mystified. Where could he--wait...wait...hold on. Wait, I’m being told that something is going on in the back. Yes...yes, something’s going on in the back! It--it involves Tha Puerto Rican! We’ve got a camera there, let’s go to the back right now! Cut to the backstage area where Cuban Wall is BEATING Tha Puerto Rican! COLE Oh my God! That’s Cuban Wall! And he’s brutalizing PRL! COACH Looks like he didn’t want to wait for the bell to ring! "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican is dazed, confused, and holding his left arm. Blood is coming out of his mouth. PRL is still in his warm-up gear as he gets punched in the face repeatdely by the 6’7" Cuban Wall! The crowd is shocked at what they’re seeing. COLE Cuban Wall started the match early! He sneak attacked Tha Puerto Rican and is beating the crap out of him. COACH He’s gonna make PRL throw up his Thanksgiving dinner! CW punches PRL in the jaw, knocking him down. Wall taunts Puerto Rican, laughing evilly. PR crawls around the floor, so Wall kicks him in the gut HARD! The crowd groans with that one. CUBAN WALL Come on Corporate Champ. Get up! Cuban Wall kicks PRL in the gut again! PRL screams out in pain. COLE Come on! Somebody stop this! Where’s security? The crowd chants, "P.R.!" but it isn’t working. Cuban Wall picks Tha Puerto Rican up...and throws him into a wall! P.R. slumps to the floor, holding his left arm. COLE P.R. is holding his left arm. He could be in serious pain! He may have injured it! COACH Oh! Poor PRL! Poor guy who has treated people like crap for YEARS! Oh, we should pity him. Feel sorry for the poor guy! BLAH! COLE Have a *little* sympathy, Coach! COACH Hmmm...nope. Cuban Wall picks up PRL and drags him by his hair out through the gorilla position. The entrance doors slide open, and Cuban Wall throws Tha Puerto Rican out onto the entrance stage, his bandana gone, and blood coming out of his mouth. COLE PRL may have suffered internal injuries! COACH Stop trying to make me feel sorry for him, it’s not working! P.R. crawls down the entrance ramp. Cuban Wall follows him, a cocky smirk on his face. PRL is breathing hard as he crawls to ringside. "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" Cuban Wall grabs PR by his head and slams him onto the ring apron! Wall taunts his leader (or should that be *former* leader?) and then throws him into the ring. Cuban Wall follows. Referee Mike Chioda sees this and calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* "1st Time Ever!" CUBAN WALL vs. "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN Cuban Wall stomps on Tha Puerto Rican as the match officially gets underway. COLE I guess we’ll have a match. COACH PRL should just lie down and get this over with! COLE I think you maybe right, Coach. Wall picks up PRL. PRL is still holding his right arm and breathing hard. Cuban Wall punches P.R. in the face! P.R. stumbles around the ring. Cuban Wall punches PRL in the face again! PRL stumbles around the ring again. Wall grabs Puerto Rican by his black sweatshirt and goes for another punch. BUT IT’S BLOCKED! P.R. punches CW in the face with a right hand. P.R. hits Wall with another Rock-style punch to the temple. The crowd comes alive! COLE He’s coming back! He’s actually coming back! With only one healthy arm, PRL punches Cuban Wall repeatdely, slightly stunning the big man. "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" Puerto grabs Cuban Wall with his right hand, and using only his right arm, whips Cuban Wall into a turnbuckle. PR follows through with a Stinger Splash! P.R. fights through the pain, grabbing Cuban Wall and whipping him into the ropes. P.R. bounces off the ropes himself, and leaps up, bringing the big man down with a flying clothesline! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE He did it! He actually did it! With one arm, PRL has brought done Cuban Wall! COACH WHAT!? I must be seeing things! This can’t be happening! P.R. gets up and kicks Cuban Wall in the head with the shaky leg kicks. He holds his left arm in between the stomping. COLE PRL favouring that left arm. P.R. heads to a corner. He raises the Corporate Eyebrow, and then charges forward, jumping up and driving a knee into Cuban Wall’s forehead! He goes for the cover! 1... 2... SHOULDER UP! P.R. is P.O., but he remains calm and picks Cuban Wall up. Cuban Wall scratches PRL’s eyes! CW goes back to the punching, causing the crowd to boo loudly. Luckily, PRL has stopped bleeding from the mouth. Unluckily, Cuban Wall has switched to the CLUBBERING~! THEY BE CLUBBERIN’~! forearms OF DOOM~! With a vicious expression on his face, Cuban Wall whips The Corporate Champion into a turnbuckle HARRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD~! And then, to make matters worse, Cuban Wall charges like a bull towards the turnbuckle and SQUISHES Tha Puerto Rican with an Avalanche! CROWD GRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN! COLE Good God! That one just turned PRL into a pancake! COACH I’ll have him with Maple Syrup, please. PRL is seeing stars now. He stumbles out of the turnbuckle, right into a sidewalk slam from Cuban Wall! Cuban Wall hooks PRL’s right leg. 1...2....KICK OUT! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE PRL, despite what he’s been through thus far, has NOT given up yet, and this is yet another sign of his changing personality! COACH *BARF!* Cuban Wall is shocked that that wasn’t the pin. Wall shrugs his shoulders and gets up, picking Tha Puerto Rican up afterwards. Cuban Wall scoops PRL up; holding him in the air for a few seconds which seem like an eternity. Finally, Cuban Wall finishes the bodyslam by slamming PRL on the mat! PRL AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! The crowd boos Cuban Wall. Wall responds by bouncing off the ropes and doing a leg drop across PRL’s throat! He then chokes PRL with his bare hands! MIKE CHIODA Come on now! Break it up! 1! 2! 3! 4! Cuban Wall finally lets go at the count of 4. With a smug look on his face, Cuban Wall gets up and bounces off the ropes, dropping an elbow onto Tha Puerto Rican! PRL screams out in pain. Then, Cuban Wall grabs PRL’s left arm and positions it on the mat. He starts stomping on it. COLE Oh come on now! Whatever injury PRL has, Cuban Wall is making it worst! COACH You think PRL regrets what he said to Cuban Wall last week now? COLE I don’t think so. He’s too proud for that! COACH Stop taking his side, it’s annoying! Another "P.R.!" chant starts. Cuban Wall picks Tha Puerto Rican up. He goes for a vertical suplex--PRL lands on his feet! He pushes Cuban Wall into the ropes and rolls him up! ONE! TWO! THRE--NO! The force of the kickout causes PRL to fall in between the first and second ropes. He manages to hold on. P.R. gets to a vertical base, and then goes for the SWEET CHIN MUSIC! CUBAN WALL CATCHES THE FOOT!...AND THEN GIVES PRL AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! COLE Oh my goodness! Look at that! Look at the size, look at the strength of Cuban Wall! How he just manhandles Tha Puerto Rican like a ragdoll! P.R. is lying on the mat spread-eagle. Cuban Wall stops to pose in the middle of the ring, causing the crowd to shower him with boos. COLE And these fans not liking Cuban Wall here tonight! Wall gives the crowd the "Up Yours!" hand gesture. Wall picks up his (former?) boss and Irish whips him into the ropes. Big Boot! PRL goes down! COACH Heh, heh. Look at this. Do you know how many fans wanted this to happen before October 1, 2006? Tons. And now they’re getting it. COLE Well, it’s too little too late for some, Coach. These fans have grown to love Tha Puerto Rican, and they don’t like what they’re seeing. COACH Well that’s too freaking bad. Life isn’t fair. Deal with it! Another "P.R.!" chant starts. Cuban Wall laughs at the fan by his sweatshirt. Wall hoists PRL up for a fallaway slam. However, instead of doing that, Cuban Wall charges into a turnbuckle and slams PRL’s back against the turnbuckle! Wall then runs to another turnbuckle, and slams PRL’s back against it again! CW then charges over to a THIRD turnbuckle and, once again, slams Tha Puerto Rican’s back against the turnbuckle! Finally, Wall heads to the fourth turnbuckle and slams P.R.’s back against the turnbuckle, and finishes by giving him a powerslam! Wall covers P.R. 1... 2... NO! COLE Not enough. Not enough for the finish! Wall looks like he wants to kill the referee for not counting 3. But he doesn’t do the deed...yet. Cuban Wall picks up Tha Puerto Rican once again--and applies a bearhug on him. COLE How much offense has PR gotten in this match? COACH About 1%. COLE Oh! He’s in horrible, horrible pain! Cuban Wall squeezes tight on Tha Puerto Rican. He yells at P.R. while doing the bearhugging. The fans start clapping in unison, hoping to bring some life to the former 24/7 Champion. Referee Mike Chioda checks on P.R. COACH It’s over! The match is going to end! Ha! Ha! PR’s gonna get embarrased and humilated three days away from November Reign! Suddenly, PRL starts shaking his hands. P.R.’s fists shake up and down, up and down while the crowd cheers louder. P.R.’s fists can’t stop shaking! He punches Cuban Wall in the face. He does it again! And again! Finally, he claps his hands in between Cuban Wall’s head, causing him to let go of the bear hug! P.R. bounces off the ropes... *BAM!* Right into a MASSIVE clothesline from Cuban Wall! COLE What a clothesline! The match is still anybody’s game! COACH HAHAAHAHAHAAHA! Yeah right! The Muscle of The Lightning Crew tells his boss to "GIVE IT UP, CHUMP!" Wall hoists PRL up into a chokehold! PRL gasps for air while Mike Chioda orders Wall to let go or be disqualified. He does so, allowing Tha Puerto Rican the perfect oppoturnity to kick Cuban Wall in the nuts! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Did you see that? He cheated! COLE Yeah, but so what? COACH You know, that is SO typical of you! PRL hits Cuban Wall in the face with a Rock-styl e punch using his right hand. He does it again. And again! And again! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!!! P.R. bounces off the ropes...and nails Cuban Wall with a Gamengiri! COLE Dodge THIS, BITCH~! P.R. goes for the cover! 1... 2... 3!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE Nope. So much for that. Crowd thought that was the finish. P.R.L. picks Cuban Wall up. Russian Legsweep! The cover. It gets two. P.R. slaps the mat in frustration. He then stomps Wall, shaky leg style. P.R. checks his left arm, and then picks up Cuban Wall by his hair with his right hand. P.R. grabs Cuban Wall and whips him into the ropes--Wall reverses--PRL bounces off the ropes. Wall goes for a clothesline, PRL ducks, bounces off the opposite ropes, and hits Cuban Wall with a flying forearm! Cuban Wall goes down! PRL kips up! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE The kip up! He kipped up! COACH Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! NO! NO! NO! NO! P.R. plays to the roaring crowd, a look of REVENGE~! on his face. Puerto Rican heads to a turnbuckle...and starts stomping his right foot. COLE And he’s setting it up! He’s "Tuning up The Band"! COACH Find your own moves, P.R.! The crowd counts along with each stomp. 1,2,3! 1,2,3! 1,2,3! PRL COME ON! Cuban Wall slowly sits up. P.R.L. is still stomping his right boot. 1,2,3! 1,2,3! 1,2,3! 1,2,3! COACH Awww! Come on! Come on! Come on! Wall slowly gets on one knee. He is breathing hard and sweating. COLE Could we see it? Could we see some Sweet Chin Music? Wall slowly gets to his feet. He almost stumbles, but keeps his balance. PRL looks like a predator ready to strike. A smile appears on his face as Cuban Wall turns around. PRL charges forward. *KA-POW~!* SWEET CHIN MUSIC! COLE Sweet Chin Music! The Sweet Chin Music has been hit! Cuban...Wall...is...down! Indeed. The big man is down for the count on the mat. The crowd is going nuts. PRL holds his left arm as he surveys the damage he just caused. COLE Cuban Wall is out. Why isn’t he going for the cover? Tha Puerto Rican notices that Cuban Wall is lying down in the centre of the ring. So, PRL looks at the crowd...and kicks Cuban Wall’s right arm onto his chest. "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE Oh. That’s why. The crowd starts going nuts again! PRL removes his right elbow pad, spits on it, and throws it down onto Cuban Wall’s face. He then does some weird hand signals, and then bounces off the ropes, leaps over Cuban Wall, and then bounces off the opposite ropes. COLE It’s now time for the-- COACH most electrifying move in professional wrestling: The IntenseZone Elbow. I get it! PRL looks at the crowd, taunts Cuban Wall, and then drops the IntenseZone Elbow on Cuban Wall to a HUGE pop from the crowd! COLE The IntenseZone Elbow! The IntenseZone Elbow! The match is over! "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican covers Cuban Wall! Mike Chioda counts. 1... 2... 2 1/2 2.999999999999999999999999999999 VITAMIN X PULLS MIKE CHIODA OUT OF THE RING! COLE Oh come on now! This isn’t right! Mike Chioda yells at Vitamin X, so Vitamin X knocks him out with one punch! COACH The referee is knocked out! (Yes!) The crowd boos loudly. Vitamin X does a Shane-O-Mac Shuffle for no apparent reason. PRL, apparently annoyed by the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle, grabs Vitamin X by his hair and pulls him onto the ring apron! The crowd approves! COLE Yeah! Knock him out P.R.! Knock him out! P.R. throws Vitamin X into the ring! VX gets up...and gets knocked down with a Rock punch. Vitamin X gets up...and gets knocked down again with a Rock punch. VX gets up AGAIN and, you guessed it, gets knocked down with a Rock punch! COLE And PRL is laying the smackdown on The X-Man! And one more punch for good measure! PRL Irish whips Vitamin X into the ropes--VX reverses--PRL reverses and knees Vitamin X in the gut. PRL hooks X up. LATIN SLAM! COLE Latin Slam on Vitamin X! COACH AAAHHH! X-Man! Are you okay? Mr. Boricua runs up to the ring apron. P.R. spots him, runs up to the top rope, and hits Mr. Boricua with a missile dropkick, knocking him off the ring apron and onto the floor! COLE PRL just took out Mr. Boricua! COACH How can one man do this to his buddies!? COLE I don’t think they’re buddies anymore! PRL fires the crowd up. He "smells the electricity" and raises his right arm in the air. AND WALKS RIGHT INTO A GOOZLE!!! COLE OH NO! COACH Oh yes! Cuban Wall says some words to Tha Puerto Rican, and then slaps him across the face! Wall lifts "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican way up into the air! CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 COLE The Chokeslam! The Chokeslam! Down goes Tha Puerto Rican! Down goes Tha Puerto Rican! Cuban Wall wastes no time in bouncing off the ropes, jumping up, and coming down on Tha Puerto Rican with THE LIGHTNING CREW SPLASH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111 COLE And now The Lightning Crew Splash! The Lightning Crew Splash on the leader of The Lightning Crew! COACH Is he the leader still? COLE Uh... Cuban Wall covers PRL, hooking his right leg. He calls for someone to enter the ring. The crowd turns their attention to the entrance. The entrance doors slide open, and Thomas Rodriguez comes running out, causing the crowd to boo loudly. COLE (sarcastically) Oh great. Thomas Rodriguez is out here. That’s wonderful. Thomas Rodriguez slides into the ring and makes the count. 1!2!3! *DING DING DING* (7:13) COLE Hey! Wait a minute! That was a fast count! That was a fast count! COACH Nothing you can do about it, Cole! The referee’s decision is final! Thomas Rodriguez raises Cuban Wall’s hands in victory. "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds starts playing. Thomas and Wall both have evil grins on their faces. BUFFER Here is your winner...CUBANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Cuban Wall stands up and raises his hands in victory. The crowd boos loudly. Thomas Rodriguez high fives his Lightning Crew compatriot. Tha Puerto Rican lies on the mat, coughing and holding his left arm in pain. COLE I don’t believe it! Cuban Wall has beaten his boss! Cuban Wall now holds a victory over Tha Puerto Rican! COACH BEEEE-LEEEVE IT MICHAEL COLE! WE HAVE JUST SEEN HISTORY IN THE MAKING! COLE I didn’t even know Thomas Rodriguez was a referee again. COACH Neither did I, but I’m glad he is! COLE Thomas Rodriguez just SCREWED Tha Puerto Rican! And just three days away from his HI-YAH World Tag Team Title Match too! COACH What an UnHappy Thanksgiving for Tha Puerto Rican! "No Chance In Hell" continues playing while Cuban Wall looks down at his fallen boss...I think. Wall stomps on PRL just because he can. Then he poses again to more boos. Cuban Wall and Thomas Rodriguez laugh manically. Meanwhile, Vitamin X has exited the ring and is busy catching his breath and checking to see if he’s broken any bones. Mr. Boricua has fallen and he can’t get up. COLE A shocking upset on this Thanksgiving edition of HeldDOWN~! COACH Upset? Homey, this was no upset. Tha Puerto Rican got his ass kicked by Cuban Wall backstage, and then got his ass kicked some more in the ring. This was no upset. This was just the inevitable. COLE I still stand by my belief that this was an upset. PRL is, or was, the leader of The Lightning Crew. Because of that, he was the favorite to win. But Cuban Wall decided to do a little sneak attack before the match, and I believe that that, more than anything, led to PRL losing! COACH He was gonna lose anyway. Cuban Wall is big. PRL is small. COLE No wonder you worked for Vince McMahon. COACH You did too, sonny. COLE Touche. "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican is crawling on the mat, holding his right arm and coughing. Cuban Wall and Thomas Rodriguez have left the ring and are pointing and laughing at him. PRL slowly turns his head to the entrance, and gives Cuban Wall and Thomas Rodriguez dirty looks. COLE Look at the face of Tha Puerto Rican. That is the face of a man whose been screwed. How is this going to affect him in his HI-YAH World Tag Team Title Match with Popick against D*LUX this Sunday? COACH This lost stings him severly. He’s going to be thinking about it all weekend. It’s gonna cause him to lose focus on his match this Sunday. PRL and Stephen Joseph Popick are going to lose the match against D*LUX at November Reign, and I, for one, can’t wait for it. PRL is shaking, he’s so upset. He sneers at his two former running buddies. He gives both of them the McMahon SNEER~! Cuban Wall and Thomas Rodriguez stand on the entrance stage laughing manically and raising their hands in victory. Vitamin X starts to get up. He walks over to Mr. Boricua to help him up. COLE What happens this Sunday at November Reign may very well change the face of the One And Only AngleSault Thread forever! So much is on the line. We guarantee you that November Reign will be a night you will never ever forget. Fans, join us this Sunday night, November 26th at 8:00 p.m. est, for one of the biggest OAOAST pay-per-view events EVER! The 8-Man Triple Cage Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title. "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick vs. D*LUX for the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles. Zack Malibu vs. "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez. FOUR Classic Survivor Series Elimination Matches! The Sooner Bruisers vs. The Heavenly Rockers for the OAOAST World Tag Team Titles! Bruce Blank and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. The Global Party Exchange! 9 matches; each one that will have a lasting impact on the wrestler’s careers! It’s gonna be one hell of a night! Thanks for joining us tonight on this very special Thanksgiving edition of HeldDOWN~!. We’ll see you Sunday night at November Reign! For Jonathon Coachman, this is Michael Cole saying good night, and Happy Thanksgiving! Cuban Wall and Thomas Rodriguez are standing on the entrance stage gloating over their screwing of Tha Puerto Rican (ewwwwwww). "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican is lying on the mat with his head up, holding his left arm, and sneering at the men he (used) to lead. His head is shaking and his face is red. Vitamin X helps Mr. Boricua up; both men are weakened and out of breath. The crowd is stunned that Tha Puerto Rican has lost to Cuban Wall. The shot of Cuban Wall and Thomas Rodriguez standing victorious on the entrance stage with PRL sneering IN ANGER~! holding his left arm on the AngleTron while "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Royds continues playing is the last image we see before we... Fade to black HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Edited November 24, 2006 by KingPK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
