nWo Wrestlecrap (nothing to do with THE nWo)

[Guest nWoScorpion]

BILLY & CHUCKIE

    THE HOMOSEXUAL SAGA IN THE WWF RAGES ON!

 

Ok, First of all, someone stick a plunger or somethin up Pat Pattersons ass for this. (although odds are he will like it). Havnt we had enough with the gay guys? First we had The Genius who pranced around like a 5 year old girl, then we had Too Much, and a thankfully cut short advernture before the wedding. Now this.

 

Put a athletic guy like Billy Gunn with a loser with no talent Chuck Palumbo and see what you get...............a steaming pile of horse shit! I'd rather manually rip out my throat from my ass then watch these guys on TV. And if thats not enough, lets go over afew points a few weeks back.

 

1.) Jazz walks into thier locker room hearing some gay sound effects which ends with Billy saying what about the groins.

 

2.) They give each other the same presents whenever they do this.

 

3.) They wear neon red tights.

 

4.) They starred in a D Level Gay Porno during the Posedown vs. Staey & Torrie.

 

5.) Need i go on? NO? THANK GOD.

 

Anyway, since them being teamed up, they went over the greatest teams ever every week such as Scotty 2 Hotty & Albert, Scotty 2 Hotty & Hurricane, and APA. And they cant go over Spike & Tazz? Lets all pray to god they never will.

 

BILLY GUNNS LINKS IN THE WWF:

1993-1996: teamed with "brother" Bart Gunn to win the WWF Tag Team Titles on 2 seperate occasions.

1997: Rockabilly. Nuff Said.

1998-2000: Became part of the greatest (see  Dudley Boyz, E&C, Hardy Boyz, Allied Powers, Power & Glory, The Rockers, Los Conqustadors for more) with Road Dogg to win a sum of 6 more tag team championships.

2000: "Billy G" & "the One". Need i say more.

2001: Shitpile, US, of A doesnt even disserve mentioning.

2002: Read the article above. RATED 666, for extremly maturwe aduicenes for the shit in it.

 

CHUCK PALUMBO:

2001: Part of team alliance with other shit Sean O'Haire. And.......thats about it besides getting his ass handed to him by Undertaker& Kane.

 

Til next time, let the crap hit the floor. KWANG!!!

 

Did i forgot to mention its a built in floor fan?

[Guest EI Cubano]

Dude, could you possibly be any more negative? Chuck Palumbo and Sean O'Hair certainly aren't untalented peices of crap as you put it.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Palumbo & O'Haire are green but they aren't untalented.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

I DONT MEAN DISRESPECT TO THEM BUT LOOK WHATS HAPPEND TO EM IN WWF. SEAN O'HAIRE LASTED A GOOD 2 MONTHS BEFORE BEING SHIPPED TO HWA OR OVW, AND CHUCK PALUMBO WAS STUCK INTO A HOMOSEXUAL GIMMICK.

[Guest SuicidalAfterBash91]

Scotty 2 Hotty & Albert, Scotty 2 Hotty & Hurricane, and APA

 

Man, against that little lot give me an over the top gay gimmick any day.

 

Palumbo is better than Gunn, although not exactly great.

 

In truth Gunn had been blowing way before this gimmick- HE WAS BLOWING SPOTS

 

oh man, oh god, give me the tissues, now that is humor.

[Guest The REAL Hollywood]

4.) They starred in a D Level Gay Porno during the Posedown vs. Staey & Torrie.

 

Aparently DS knows alot about gay porn if he can rate it. AND STOP USING MY NAME YOU GIMMICK STEALING CUM DUMPSTER.

[Guest Your God]

Yes, Palumbo and Gunn do have a gay gimmick.  But that's what's so good about them.  That's why they are such effective heels.  The WWF is playing off its fans' homophobia and using it to get the two over.

 

I mean, yeah, I think Gunn pretty much sucks now and never was really anything to write home about (although he wasn't as bad as many claim he was before the 2000 operation), and I don't think it's right for the insignificant Palumbo to keep earning television time when more talented guys are not (i.e. Chavo Guerrero, Jr., Raven, etc.).  But, on the gimmick alone, these guys are pretty solid and good addition to the destitute WWF Tag Team division.  To be honest, and flame me all you want, I'd rather see Palumbo & Gunn hold the belts over the stale, dull Hardy Boyz.

[Guest nWoScorpion]

I never looked at them from that angle. Maybe thats why the Goldust gimmick was so succesful, everyone was freaked out by his.............well, awkwordness. Also, Hardys Do suck and im glad the Gunn/Chuck team won the tag titles so they can job them to APA, who then in turn lose to the Outsiders.

[Guest]

Don't rag on NWOScorpion. I agree with him that Billy and Chuck are one of the worst teams of all time. I'd rather watch The Ding Dongs wrestle than these two losers. Billy was only good before the shitty attitude era and Chuck has always been stupid.