Guest Report post Posted June 10, 2002 Same as the General Chat one, just for wrestling. What smark-related causes shall I champion in the name of the state? Which wrestlers need to be put into the work camps? Which should "disappear?" Go ahead and tell me all your smarky wishes, and I'll tell you how I'd try and make them come true! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted June 10, 2002 umm. no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted June 10, 2002 COUGHrip-offCOUGH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 10, 2002 I try, I try... Neeeeever mind then! I'll just see to it that wrestling organizations push HOSSES~! just to piss the Smark population of the country off. Besides, this is the US that's being taken over, not Canada. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mark4steamboat Report post Posted June 10, 2002 Zoltan! Oh look honey, Kotzen wants a cult. How nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 10, 2002 Screw cults and religion period. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted June 10, 2002 Maximum Proconsul Kotzenjunge = Worst Forum Gimmick Ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mark4steamboat Report post Posted June 10, 2002 He has just signed with NWA:TNA as reported by da meltz. He is participating in the gauntlet for the gold. best of luck to him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 11, 2002 Kotzenjunge--Your brilliant ideas are being wasted among these peons who would rather complain about Triple H and stroke their tiny peckers over their Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit pictures than think about Serious Issues. Leave this General Wrestling forum! These people are beneath you! (As a side note: I think this belongs in No Holds Barred. Not that a fascist regime would care about that sort of thing.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 11, 2002 I feel General Chat is the appropriate forum, since I intend to reach as many people as possible through this, and that included what they'd want their Maximum Proconsul to force Wrestling promotions to do. Fine fine, next moderator who sees this thread, rid the board of it, and the General Chat thread will remain. I don't want to venture into No Holds Barred, because that's what my enemies want me to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted June 11, 2002 what the?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted June 12, 2002 while i disagree with your approach of building your regime, Kotzenjunge, i certainly think the intent is golden. with that said, i feel that the first order of measure would be to incapacitate kevin nash. after weeks of chinese torture methods, pluck each hair out of his individually. then, play the goldberg theme song repeatedly while you or one of your minions fondles chae, over and over and over.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate Report post Posted June 15, 2002 *runs into the ring and salutes his new boss Kotenjunge* How may I serve you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted June 15, 2002 Um, I didn't think this thread was still here. I was under the impression that it had been deleted. If you want to join, go to the "Ask the Dictator!" thread in General Chat. I like the name, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
