Best movies that didn't actually exist

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Lex Luger plays Lex Luthor with Randy Orton as Superman in Superman Returns....AGAIN!

 

 

A WWE Films production coming Fall 2008.

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I know Luger probably won't sign with the WWE but it really wouldn't take much. Give him $500 and T-shirt that isn't too tight and he's good to go.

I will gladly pay 10 bucks to see that

 

Superman: Why are you doing this Lex?

Luthor "I DONT......I DONT KNOWWWWWWWWii

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"Dennis The Menace II Society"

 

Randy Savage, Shannon Tweed, Dean Cain, and Corbin Benson star in "Future of the Vampires", a Sci-Fi channel original.

 

Come on, you'd watch it...

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Prognosis: Negative!

 

Seinfeld always had the best fake movie titles.

 

Blame it on the Rain

Cry Cry Again

Deathblow

 

. . . and who could forget Rochelle Rochelle: The Musical

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Jaws 19, directed by Max Spielberg

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Rocky Balboa 3: vs Bob Sapp

Rocky Balboa 4: vs Fedor

Rocky Balboa 5: vs Mike Tyson

Rocky Jr.: Save the Rock save wide world of boxing

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Prognosis: Negative!

 

Seinfeld always had the best fake movie titles.

 

Plan 9 From Outer Space

 

I'm sorry if this is some joke I didn't get, but this movie really does exist.

 

Didn't know this, I simply put 2 and 2 together.

 

 

"The Christmas That Almost Wasn't But Then Was" from a Simpsons Christmas episode from a few years ago

"The Itchy and Stratchy Movie" which Bart was grounded from seeing

 

Anything starring Troy McClure, who you may remember from...

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Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp.

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I'm still waiting on Phantasm's End with a cameo by Bruce Campbell and The Undertaker as an army sergeant.

 

Conan The Librarian

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Conan The Librarian

Hm, that was a tv series not a movie.

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Ghandi II: He's Back, and This Time, He's MAD.

 

"Gimmie a steak. Medium-rare."

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Beverly Hills Gun Club

 

"I want a bigger codpiece!!"

[Guest Moses The Monkey]

Prognosis: Negative!

 

Seinfeld always had the best fake movie titles.

 

Blame it on the Rain

Cry Cry Again

Deathblow

 

. . . and who could forget Rochelle Rochelle: The Musical

 

The Flaming Globes of Sigmund.

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A Burns for All Seasons

Man Getting Hit By Football

Cards ('You can't handle the twos!')

Look Who's Oinking

Honk if You're Horny

The Stockholm Affair

Ernest Vs. The Pope

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A Burns for All Seasons

Man Getting Hit By Football

Cards ('You can't handle the twos!')

Look Who's Oinking

Honk if You're Horny

The Stockholm Affair

Ernest Vs. The Pope

 

Beat you to it.

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Hail to the Chimp

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Prognosis: Negative!

 

Seinfeld always had the best fake movie titles.

 

Plan 9 From Outer Space

 

I'm sorry if this is some joke I didn't get, but this movie really does exist.

 

Didn't know this, I simply put 2 and 2 together.

 

 

"The Christmas That Almost Wasn't But Then Was" from a Simpsons Christmas episode from a few years ago

"The Itchy and Stratchy Movie" which Bart was grounded from seeing

 

Anything starring Troy McClure, who you may remember from...

The Muppets Go Medieval

 

Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscol

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In memoriam of Gerald Ford

 

 

 

Ford: Starring Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford, Dan Akroyd as Richard Nixon and Candice Bergan as Betty Ford.

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"Ernest Goes to Hell"

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Here's Troy McClure's full acting credits

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Goodfellas 2 - Hiiiii guys!

Crocodile Gandhi

Beauty and King Dork

Honey I Laminated the Kids

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"Angels With Filthy Souls" from Home Alone

 

"Hey! I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten! (rapid machine gun fire)

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"

This movie exists. It's a 1938 film with James Cagney.

 

 

You're thinking of "Angels With Dirty Faces" with Cagney and Pat O'Brien. The "Home Alone" movie was an homage to that

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SPEED Reading

 

Titanic 2

 

Ten Things I hate about commandments

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Did anybody mention Les Cousins Dangereux yet?

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http://gorillamask.net/lurklurker.shtml

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From AICN: (Stallone answering a question about Arnold)

 

"The idea of working with Arnold came up twice - one was with John Hughes, and it was about a pair of neighbors that were determined to destroy one another with their back-and-forth everyday vendettas. It was based on an incident that actually happened with me and a neighbor named Vin Scully, the voice of the Dodgers. That didn’t work out."

 

"The second was about a pair of undercover cops that had to go into the world of femme fatales - by dressing in wigs and dresses - to expose a serial killer. Can you imagine us two mugs trying to pass ourselves off as even semi-attractive women? You’d be better off drawing a face on the south end of a north-bound bulldog."

 

Arn and Sly in a grumpy old men remake is buys.